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"Is it safe to put my microwave in my face?"

I noticed a few topics with similar titles so I decided to copy them (see, I admited it instead of pretending I'm doing something new).

Anyway, as I was on the bus coming home today, I wondered what it would be like to put a microwave in my face. So I decided to try it.

Apart from having to take the damn thing apart piece by piece, and then breaking down the larger pieces into smaller pieces, I managed to fit the thing in my mouth, nostrils and even ears!

But nothing happened.

So I put it back together with a bit of sticky tape and managed to rewire it so that it is attatched to my brace!

I turned it on and BANG! My face is now stuck to the kitchen ceiling and the microwave is cooking a microwave Pizza.

Anyway, there you go, that's my topic about how I put a microwave in my face.

It's German...stands for "The Adam"

sorry, not you, it's meant to be a different adam.

My name is Adam. Why do you want me to die?

seems a sensible thing to do to me. If you ever get off the ceiling can i borrow your brace?

I'm giving serious thought to sticking it in my cat's mouth and trying it.

Cool. I might try that.... just for experimental purposes..

I noticed a few topics with similar titles so I decided to copy them (see, I admited it instead of pretending I'm doing something new).

Anyway, as I was on the bus coming home today, I wondered what it would be like to put a microwave in my face. So I decided to try it.

Apart from having to take the damn thing apart piece by piece, and then breaking down the larger pieces into smaller pieces, I managed to fit the thing in my mouth, nostrils and even ears!

But nothing happened.

So I put it back together with a bit of sticky tape and managed to rewire it so that it is attatched to my brace!

I turned it on and BANG! My face is now stuck to the kitchen ceiling and the microwave is cooking a microwave Pizza.

Anyway, there you go, that's my topic about how I put a microwave in my face.