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To any Spurs fans sorry about this, but I received this on an email this morning and just had to share these wwith you.
Sorry if you've seen these before but I found them funny ;D
Have you heard that you can now buy Oxo cubes in Spurs colours?
Just ask for a laughing stock.
Tottenham's new owners ENIC have warned new manager Glen Hoddle that hecannot keeps aying that disabled people are paying for crimes committed in previous life times. He has apparently upset Darren Anderton.
Glen Hoddle is sending his players for diving lessons 'cos he's heard that there are 40,000 leagues under the sea and he reckons they must be able to >win one of them.
Question; Why is Rebrov like a tea tray?
Answer: Because he carries 10 mugs
Glen Hoddle is out shopping in town when he sees an old lady struggling with her shopping
Glen Hoddle: Can you manage, love?
Old Lady: Up yours, youtook the job, you're stuck with it.
Little Johnny : 'Mum I want to be a Spurs season ticket holder when I grow up'
Mum : 'Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both'
A spacecraft full of aliens lands at White Hart Lane and as soon as the occupants get out of the ship they all die, why?
No atmosphere.
A man desperate at Tottenham's current situation decides to top himself.
In his living room, alone, hep repares to hang himself. At the very last moment he decides upon wearing his full Spurs kit as his last statement.
Several days later, a neighbour, catching sight of the hanging corpse, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The neighbour, totally confused, asks why.
The cop replied, "It's to avoid embarrassing his family".
A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm. "Do you serve Spurs fans here?" he asks. "Certainly Sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator. "Okay," says the man, "a pintof lager for me and a Spurs fan for the alligator."
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Spurs are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
A source inside Camelot has revealed that a man from Tottenham was a recent lottery winner. The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved Spurs. "If my three numbers
come up and win me a tenner again,"he added, "I'll gladly buy them another!"
Why should Spurs fans be buried 100 feet deep?
Because deep down, they're really good people.
If two Spurs fan were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?
Sorry if you've seen these before but I found them funny ;D
Have you heard that you can now buy Oxo cubes in Spurs colours?
Just ask for a laughing stock.
Tottenham's new owners ENIC have warned new manager Glen Hoddle that hecannot keeps aying that disabled people are paying for crimes committed in previous life times. He has apparently upset Darren Anderton.
Glen Hoddle is sending his players for diving lessons 'cos he's heard that there are 40,000 leagues under the sea and he reckons they must be able to >win one of them.
Question; Why is Rebrov like a tea tray?
Answer: Because he carries 10 mugs
Glen Hoddle is out shopping in town when he sees an old lady struggling with her shopping
Glen Hoddle: Can you manage, love?
Old Lady: Up yours, youtook the job, you're stuck with it.
Little Johnny : 'Mum I want to be a Spurs season ticket holder when I grow up'
Mum : 'Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both'
A spacecraft full of aliens lands at White Hart Lane and as soon as the occupants get out of the ship they all die, why?
No atmosphere.
A man desperate at Tottenham's current situation decides to top himself.
In his living room, alone, hep repares to hang himself. At the very last moment he decides upon wearing his full Spurs kit as his last statement.
Several days later, a neighbour, catching sight of the hanging corpse, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The neighbour, totally confused, asks why.
The cop replied, "It's to avoid embarrassing his family".
A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm. "Do you serve Spurs fans here?" he asks. "Certainly Sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator. "Okay," says the man, "a pintof lager for me and a Spurs fan for the alligator."
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Spurs are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
A source inside Camelot has revealed that a man from Tottenham was a recent lottery winner. The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved Spurs. "If my three numbers
come up and win me a tenner again,"he added, "I'll gladly buy them another!"
Why should Spurs fans be buried 100 feet deep?
Because deep down, they're really good people.
If two Spurs fan were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?
lol, now they are funny jokes, something i havnt heard in ages.
p.s CHELSEA!! 4-0 TWICE IN 4 DAYS!!
p.s CHELSEA!! 4-0 TWICE IN 4 DAYS!!
Yeah, lol!
I also think the fact that Sol Campbell is loyal at heart to Spurs is a big joke!
But maybe not quite a funny one.
I also think the fact that Sol Campbell is loyal at heart to Spurs is a big joke!
But maybe not quite a funny one.
lol...brilliant :)
nh wrote:
> lol - cheers for livening up my morning...
hehe....no problems nh, I was going to post this in the PSx/PS2 forum for the Spurs fans but thought better of it.
Hopefully they'll have a laugh at it after they've calmed down from last nights thrashing......again! ;D
> lol - cheers for livening up my morning...
hehe....no problems nh, I was going to post this in the PSx/PS2 forum for the Spurs fans but thought better of it.
Hopefully they'll have a laugh at it after they've calmed down from last nights thrashing......again! ;D
lol - cheers for livening up my morning...
To any Spurs fans sorry about this, but I received this on an email this morning and just had to share these wwith you.
Sorry if you've seen these before but I found them funny ;D
Have you heard that you can now buy Oxo cubes in Spurs colours?
Just ask for a laughing stock.
Tottenham's new owners ENIC have warned new manager Glen Hoddle that hecannot keeps aying that disabled people are paying for crimes committed in previous life times. He has apparently upset Darren Anderton.
Glen Hoddle is sending his players for diving lessons 'cos he's heard that there are 40,000 leagues under the sea and he reckons they must be able to >win one of them.
Question; Why is Rebrov like a tea tray?
Answer: Because he carries 10 mugs
Glen Hoddle is out shopping in town when he sees an old lady struggling with her shopping
Glen Hoddle: Can you manage, love?
Old Lady: Up yours, youtook the job, you're stuck with it.
Little Johnny : 'Mum I want to be a Spurs season ticket holder when I grow up'
Mum : 'Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both'
A spacecraft full of aliens lands at White Hart Lane and as soon as the occupants get out of the ship they all die, why?
No atmosphere.
A man desperate at Tottenham's current situation decides to top himself.
In his living room, alone, hep repares to hang himself. At the very last moment he decides upon wearing his full Spurs kit as his last statement.
Several days later, a neighbour, catching sight of the hanging corpse, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The neighbour, totally confused, asks why.
The cop replied, "It's to avoid embarrassing his family".
A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm. "Do you serve Spurs fans here?" he asks. "Certainly Sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator. "Okay," says the man, "a pintof lager for me and a Spurs fan for the alligator."
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Spurs are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
A source inside Camelot has revealed that a man from Tottenham was a recent lottery winner. The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved Spurs. "If my three numbers
come up and win me a tenner again,"he added, "I'll gladly buy them another!"
Why should Spurs fans be buried 100 feet deep?
Because deep down, they're really good people.
If two Spurs fan were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?
Sorry if you've seen these before but I found them funny ;D
Have you heard that you can now buy Oxo cubes in Spurs colours?
Just ask for a laughing stock.
Tottenham's new owners ENIC have warned new manager Glen Hoddle that hecannot keeps aying that disabled people are paying for crimes committed in previous life times. He has apparently upset Darren Anderton.
Glen Hoddle is sending his players for diving lessons 'cos he's heard that there are 40,000 leagues under the sea and he reckons they must be able to >win one of them.
Question; Why is Rebrov like a tea tray?
Answer: Because he carries 10 mugs
Glen Hoddle is out shopping in town when he sees an old lady struggling with her shopping
Glen Hoddle: Can you manage, love?
Old Lady: Up yours, youtook the job, you're stuck with it.
Little Johnny : 'Mum I want to be a Spurs season ticket holder when I grow up'
Mum : 'Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both'
A spacecraft full of aliens lands at White Hart Lane and as soon as the occupants get out of the ship they all die, why?
No atmosphere.
A man desperate at Tottenham's current situation decides to top himself.
In his living room, alone, hep repares to hang himself. At the very last moment he decides upon wearing his full Spurs kit as his last statement.
Several days later, a neighbour, catching sight of the hanging corpse, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The neighbour, totally confused, asks why.
The cop replied, "It's to avoid embarrassing his family".
A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm. "Do you serve Spurs fans here?" he asks. "Certainly Sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator. "Okay," says the man, "a pintof lager for me and a Spurs fan for the alligator."
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Spurs are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
A source inside Camelot has revealed that a man from Tottenham was a recent lottery winner. The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved Spurs. "If my three numbers
come up and win me a tenner again,"he added, "I'll gladly buy them another!"
Why should Spurs fans be buried 100 feet deep?
Because deep down, they're really good people.
If two Spurs fan were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?