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There is also Richard Head, who my form teacher knows.
So what else?
Peter File
Wayne King (or Kerr)
Amanda Hugandkiss (off the Simpsons)
I.P Freely (ditto)
Anita Bath (heh)
and so on. Got any more funny ones? Post 'em here.
LOL ;)
A commuter train on the way back from the London stopped and loads of people on the train called the police on their mobiles.
Not sure what his name is, but he plead guilty.
Did my work experience at The Temple (law firm area in London), went to The Old Bailey with the lawyer I was being a serf for.
Wayne King was on trial.
He was accused of raping a cat on the Northern Line.
They passed his pants round as evidence with "feline hairs and fluids on".
You couldn't make this stuff up
I work for a direct marketing company, and we deal in databases of hundreds of thousands - sometimes millions - of names and addresses.
And what I'm about to tell you is the truth.
On one database, we had a guy (probably oriental) by the name of Mr. Ho Kunt Kok.
Absolute, God's-honest truth, no word of a lie.