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**Story based on MGS2 but with a difference. I'll post it in parts. Enjoy.
Plastic Gear Melting: Sons of Smugness
The sounds of shots fired echoed all around the room, Solid Stryke ran faster and faster making a sudden leap for the closing door. The door closed moments after he made it through and for now he was safe, the alarm bells still echoed throughout the complex. He approached the control pannel on the wall.
He opened up the case which contained loads of circuits.
"Oh bother, I hate technology. Right Red or Blue?" He looked closely at both wires and took out his all in one tool, he took out the wire cutters, "Nah this just wont work." so he removed the large survival knife and slashed through all the wires. The alarm stopped. "Excellent, just as planed" he said as the large smile across his face grew bigger.
He ran down the hall and hid inside the ladies toilet, he got his trusty cardboard box out and jumped underneath it. He sat motionless looking out the peep hole in the side.
The door opened and a woman walked in, no ordinary woman though. It was Mystique the dangerous assasin. She began stripping and changing her clothes, Stryke thought to himslef 'mmmm boobs mmm'
she was pulling up the wet suit when Stryke took action and rammed her head of the sink knocking her out cold. He opened the cubicle door and tied her to the loo inside and shoved toilet roll in her mouth and taped over it.
"That will keep you quiet for now, oh and nice boobs."
He had to move out fast, how long before they noticed Mystique was gone? It was up to him to save the SR staff members and after the notables were also taken hostage it looked very likely that if he was to suceed he could soon well have a golden name himself.
Suddenly the small reciever in his ear began to vibrate.
"So you are here?" said a deep low voice
"Who is this? How did you get this frequency?"
"That is not important, the staff members are located in section 3 in the main sector of SR headquarters."
"How do you know?" replied Stryke.
"Lets just say you aren't alone on this one."
All went quiet as Stryke headed of to the stairs. Two guards were standing at the door talking. He took out his trusty silenced handgun and two shots were all that was required to send them to the floor motionless. He climbed the stairs up to level 6. He could hear an announcement being made to the guards through their radios.
'We have an intruder increase security to level B and increase the number of guards in section 3. Someone bring me some pizza and be on the look out for the intruder.'
Suddenly a gun was pressed against his head. A hand grabbed his hair and pulled him back against the wall and into a dark room.
"Silence."
"It's you. What do you want me for?"
"I am RastaBillySkank, former S.A.S and government assassin. I need your help."
"Ok what can I do?"
"The one they call Snuggly is located in the offices, he has the passcode to get into section 3. Without it we have no hope. Be warned all the other staff members apart from Mr Tony are located their you must find Snuggly without the guards catching on.
"Ok, I can do that. My frequency is 111.11 all one's because I am number one." said Stryke.
He stroked his beard and looked at the map. Ok main office is up two floors. "Is there a toilet near by I really need to go?"
RastaBillySkank looked strangely at him before he spoke. "Err sure Stryke, up stairs first on the left. Be warned though there is a guard there." Both left and went there seperate ways.
Plastic Gear Melting: Sons of Smugness
The sounds of shots fired echoed all around the room, Solid Stryke ran faster and faster making a sudden leap for the closing door. The door closed moments after he made it through and for now he was safe, the alarm bells still echoed throughout the complex. He approached the control pannel on the wall.
He opened up the case which contained loads of circuits.
"Oh bother, I hate technology. Right Red or Blue?" He looked closely at both wires and took out his all in one tool, he took out the wire cutters, "Nah this just wont work." so he removed the large survival knife and slashed through all the wires. The alarm stopped. "Excellent, just as planed" he said as the large smile across his face grew bigger.
He ran down the hall and hid inside the ladies toilet, he got his trusty cardboard box out and jumped underneath it. He sat motionless looking out the peep hole in the side.
The door opened and a woman walked in, no ordinary woman though. It was Mystique the dangerous assasin. She began stripping and changing her clothes, Stryke thought to himslef 'mmmm boobs mmm'
she was pulling up the wet suit when Stryke took action and rammed her head of the sink knocking her out cold. He opened the cubicle door and tied her to the loo inside and shoved toilet roll in her mouth and taped over it.
"That will keep you quiet for now, oh and nice boobs."
He had to move out fast, how long before they noticed Mystique was gone? It was up to him to save the SR staff members and after the notables were also taken hostage it looked very likely that if he was to suceed he could soon well have a golden name himself.
Suddenly the small reciever in his ear began to vibrate.
"So you are here?" said a deep low voice
"Who is this? How did you get this frequency?"
"That is not important, the staff members are located in section 3 in the main sector of SR headquarters."
"How do you know?" replied Stryke.
"Lets just say you aren't alone on this one."
All went quiet as Stryke headed of to the stairs. Two guards were standing at the door talking. He took out his trusty silenced handgun and two shots were all that was required to send them to the floor motionless. He climbed the stairs up to level 6. He could hear an announcement being made to the guards through their radios.
'We have an intruder increase security to level B and increase the number of guards in section 3. Someone bring me some pizza and be on the look out for the intruder.'
Suddenly a gun was pressed against his head. A hand grabbed his hair and pulled him back against the wall and into a dark room.
"Silence."
"It's you. What do you want me for?"
"I am RastaBillySkank, former S.A.S and government assassin. I need your help."
"Ok what can I do?"
"The one they call Snuggly is located in the offices, he has the passcode to get into section 3. Without it we have no hope. Be warned all the other staff members apart from Mr Tony are located their you must find Snuggly without the guards catching on.
"Ok, I can do that. My frequency is 111.11 all one's because I am number one." said Stryke.
He stroked his beard and looked at the map. Ok main office is up two floors. "Is there a toilet near by I really need to go?"
RastaBillySkank looked strangely at him before he spoke. "Err sure Stryke, up stairs first on the left. Be warned though there is a guard there." Both left and went there seperate ways.
A good story even.....
Lol. Godd story AliBoy.
"Stryke stroked his beard" Hehehe :-D
"Stryke stroked his beard" Hehehe :-D
Glad you both like it.
Not sure Mystique will be annoyed as it is all for fun. Also not many people read my posts so I think I'm safe for now. : )
Not sure Mystique will be annoyed as it is all for fun. Also not many people read my posts so I think I'm safe for now. : )
Cool.
I rule more than poncy RBS though. Muahahah.
Mystique might be slightly annoyed though. Heh.
I rule more than poncy RBS though. Muahahah.
Mystique might be slightly annoyed though. Heh.
He arrived in one of the computer rooms and tied up Ant and placed him against the desk. Moments later Stryke could hear someone heading towards them. It was Meka and a team of guards. They approached Ant but as they reached him Stryke opend fire shooting the guards down and knocking the rifle out of Meka's hand. Suddenly Stryke felt a bullet shoot into his leg knocking him down. He turned to see Goatboy with blood all over him. Meka and Goatboy untied Ant and the three of them made there way over to Stryke.
"Let me deal with him" said Ant. He took out a knife and was ready to attack. Gaotboy stood up but the sound of gun fire was heard and Goatboy fell motionless to the ground. As this happened Stryke managed to thrust Ant's knife into Ant's chest. Meka stood looking at the door.
"Snuggly, you......" Meka raised his gun and was ready to shoot but RastaBillySkank managed to knock Snuggly out the way and gave Stryke the time to raise his gun at Meka's head.
"It is over Meka, let it rest."
Meka looked straight into Strykes eyes and pressed the gun against his head.
"End it then Stryke or is this too much for you?"
The bullet hit Meka in the head and he fell, it was over but it wasn't Strykes gun. He looked around to see Mystique looking at him.
"I like a man with power and ability, you are that man Stryke. Take me"
A smug grin filled Strykes face as he took part in a passionate moment with Mystique.
"By the way Meka wasn't the leader of the operation. Oh no. Much closer to home Stryke."
"That is what Goatboy said before, what are you talking about?"
"That I don't know. I answered to Meka as he had a lot of dirt on me but know he has gone I am safe. They answered to a Mr X"
"Mr X? Who could it be?"
"Why that would be me." Said a deep low voice. "I know that voice it is him, he helped me before. Where are you?"
"I have been here all along."
It was then Mr Tony entered the room with a gun placed at RastaBillySkanks head.
"Now we end this, I want another programmer here, I believe you know Turbonutter, get me him!"
"Ok but there is something that must be done."
"What?"
As Mr Tony spoke Snuggly hit him over the head with a PC monitor knocking him out cold.
The special forces unit entered to clear up the operation and take away the surviving guards and hostages. It was all over. For now anyway. Stryke, Mystique and RastaBillySkank were all flown out in a chopper to a secure location.
"Well glad it is finally over."
"Me too"
"Fancy going to the pub?" asked RastaBillySkank
"Yeah sure, eh Mystique wanna get married later?"
Sure Stryke, Now give us a kiss macho man."
Stryke and Mystique kissed as the chopper disapeared into the horizon.
The END
"Let me deal with him" said Ant. He took out a knife and was ready to attack. Gaotboy stood up but the sound of gun fire was heard and Goatboy fell motionless to the ground. As this happened Stryke managed to thrust Ant's knife into Ant's chest. Meka stood looking at the door.
"Snuggly, you......" Meka raised his gun and was ready to shoot but RastaBillySkank managed to knock Snuggly out the way and gave Stryke the time to raise his gun at Meka's head.
"It is over Meka, let it rest."
Meka looked straight into Strykes eyes and pressed the gun against his head.
"End it then Stryke or is this too much for you?"
The bullet hit Meka in the head and he fell, it was over but it wasn't Strykes gun. He looked around to see Mystique looking at him.
"I like a man with power and ability, you are that man Stryke. Take me"
A smug grin filled Strykes face as he took part in a passionate moment with Mystique.
"By the way Meka wasn't the leader of the operation. Oh no. Much closer to home Stryke."
"That is what Goatboy said before, what are you talking about?"
"That I don't know. I answered to Meka as he had a lot of dirt on me but know he has gone I am safe. They answered to a Mr X"
"Mr X? Who could it be?"
"Why that would be me." Said a deep low voice. "I know that voice it is him, he helped me before. Where are you?"
"I have been here all along."
It was then Mr Tony entered the room with a gun placed at RastaBillySkanks head.
"Now we end this, I want another programmer here, I believe you know Turbonutter, get me him!"
"Ok but there is something that must be done."
"What?"
As Mr Tony spoke Snuggly hit him over the head with a PC monitor knocking him out cold.
The special forces unit entered to clear up the operation and take away the surviving guards and hostages. It was all over. For now anyway. Stryke, Mystique and RastaBillySkank were all flown out in a chopper to a secure location.
"Well glad it is finally over."
"Me too"
"Fancy going to the pub?" asked RastaBillySkank
"Yeah sure, eh Mystique wanna get married later?"
Sure Stryke, Now give us a kiss macho man."
Stryke and Mystique kissed as the chopper disapeared into the horizon.
The END
I kick ass! :-D
"Freeze! Don't move and I shall spare you" said Stryke
"Spare me? How about I spare you. Guards?? Do you agree?"
"It's a trap run!!!" Yelled Mr Tony but it was too late.
Stryke turned around to find 4 guards at his back with guns drawn. It was then the leader turned towards them.
"Goatboy, how could you?"
It was Goatboy an old friend of Stryke's. They had there differences but learned to live with them. Goatboy was a notable which made this seem much more strange.
"Why?"
"Why what? Why me? Why here? Reasons?"
"Yeah"
"Well for a while I have been cheated. Mr Tony has the power and wealth we need. I am not the leader of the whole operation. Oh no, that is much more closer to home. SR have all we need to take over and rid the world of this nonsense."
"What are you talking about isn't this just about money? Aren't you holding him hostage?"
"You fool you are overlooking it all, it is right in front of you and you are blind to it."
Suddenly a figure appeared behind the three guards. Within seconds the three guards were lying dead on the floor.
"RastaBillySkank?"
"Goatboy? We meet again? Get out of here Stryke, leave Goatboy to me get Mr Tony and the other staff out."
Stryke took Mr Tony and the two left Goatboy and RastaBillySkank to do battle in the room. As they left sounds of shots being fired and shouts could be heard.
"Right what is going on here?" asked Stryke
"Well you see the freeola servers are no ordinary computer servers. They contain valuable information on business records for some of the worlds biggest companies as well as a lot of top secret information. Most of which nobody here has access too. They have a group of hackers in section 6 trying to access the mainframes and their leader is there too."
He headed back to the main office and took out the guards. "Right untie the staff and get out of here. I can provide safe cover to the roof, all we need is a chopper."
They escaped to the roof and a chopper arrived to take the staff off the roof. But Snuggly was missing, "Where is he?" shouted Loki.
"I'll find him now go." replied Stryke as he headed back down the stairs towards section 6.
Section 6 was different from all other parts of the building, loads of computers and wires, the buzzing of servers and beeps of various devices could be heard. He entered the next room to find RastBillySkank lying on the floor bleeding.
"RastaBillySkank you ok? Where is Goatboy?"
"Don't worry I took care of him."
"What is going on, I thought the notables were the good guys. Is it just Goatboy?"
"Nope, we were taken hostage but found out the Goatboy, Meka and Ant were missing. They doubted my skills and will pay heavily for it. Take this, it is a radio Goatboy had. You must stop them getting the information. If they get the Blue Disk boot strp loader they will have access to information hidden from the world."
"What about you?"
"I shall be fine, I just need a break and a chance to think this over."
Stryke left and headed down the hall, the radio started beeping and voices could be heard.
'Ok Ant, progress check.'
'I have gained access to level 4 security but I have three more levels to break through before I reach the Blue disk'
'Ok, I shall be there soon'
It was Meka and Ant, he was sure of it. He proceeded down through the various PC filled rooms to a small hallway. He could make out a figure at the bottom. He walked towards him.
"Meka I have gained access to level 5 and soon level 6."
"Meka, not me"
Ant turned as Stryke kicked him across the face and broke his jaw. He took the laptop Ant was using and shot it a few times. "Right get up, your going to be my bait." Stryke cut Ant's leg and let the blood leave a trail along the floor.
"Spare me? How about I spare you. Guards?? Do you agree?"
"It's a trap run!!!" Yelled Mr Tony but it was too late.
Stryke turned around to find 4 guards at his back with guns drawn. It was then the leader turned towards them.
"Goatboy, how could you?"
It was Goatboy an old friend of Stryke's. They had there differences but learned to live with them. Goatboy was a notable which made this seem much more strange.
"Why?"
"Why what? Why me? Why here? Reasons?"
"Yeah"
"Well for a while I have been cheated. Mr Tony has the power and wealth we need. I am not the leader of the whole operation. Oh no, that is much more closer to home. SR have all we need to take over and rid the world of this nonsense."
"What are you talking about isn't this just about money? Aren't you holding him hostage?"
"You fool you are overlooking it all, it is right in front of you and you are blind to it."
Suddenly a figure appeared behind the three guards. Within seconds the three guards were lying dead on the floor.
"RastaBillySkank?"
"Goatboy? We meet again? Get out of here Stryke, leave Goatboy to me get Mr Tony and the other staff out."
Stryke took Mr Tony and the two left Goatboy and RastaBillySkank to do battle in the room. As they left sounds of shots being fired and shouts could be heard.
"Right what is going on here?" asked Stryke
"Well you see the freeola servers are no ordinary computer servers. They contain valuable information on business records for some of the worlds biggest companies as well as a lot of top secret information. Most of which nobody here has access too. They have a group of hackers in section 6 trying to access the mainframes and their leader is there too."
He headed back to the main office and took out the guards. "Right untie the staff and get out of here. I can provide safe cover to the roof, all we need is a chopper."
They escaped to the roof and a chopper arrived to take the staff off the roof. But Snuggly was missing, "Where is he?" shouted Loki.
"I'll find him now go." replied Stryke as he headed back down the stairs towards section 6.
Section 6 was different from all other parts of the building, loads of computers and wires, the buzzing of servers and beeps of various devices could be heard. He entered the next room to find RastBillySkank lying on the floor bleeding.
"RastaBillySkank you ok? Where is Goatboy?"
"Don't worry I took care of him."
"What is going on, I thought the notables were the good guys. Is it just Goatboy?"
"Nope, we were taken hostage but found out the Goatboy, Meka and Ant were missing. They doubted my skills and will pay heavily for it. Take this, it is a radio Goatboy had. You must stop them getting the information. If they get the Blue Disk boot strp loader they will have access to information hidden from the world."
"What about you?"
"I shall be fine, I just need a break and a chance to think this over."
Stryke left and headed down the hall, the radio started beeping and voices could be heard.
'Ok Ant, progress check.'
'I have gained access to level 4 security but I have three more levels to break through before I reach the Blue disk'
'Ok, I shall be there soon'
It was Meka and Ant, he was sure of it. He proceeded down through the various PC filled rooms to a small hallway. He could make out a figure at the bottom. He walked towards him.
"Meka I have gained access to level 5 and soon level 6."
"Meka, not me"
Ant turned as Stryke kicked him across the face and broke his jaw. He took the laptop Ant was using and shot it a few times. "Right get up, your going to be my bait." Stryke cut Ant's leg and let the blood leave a trail along the floor.
Heheheheheh, Very good, Lana :-D
Stryke entered the toilet, a guard was seated in one of the cubicles and it sounded like he had a touch of the runs. Stryke sneaked into the cubicle beside him and peeked over. "Jeeze that stinks, how about a flush?" The guard jumped of the loo with shock and smacked his head of the system of the toilet and fell back onto the seat of the toilet. Stryke went about his business and left. Looking very Smug with his actions.
He arrived at the main office to see two guards on patrol with various men and women tied up sitting on the floor around the room.
How would he get in? He ran back to the toilet and stripped the guard of his uniform, he wasn't proud of his actions but he needed to do this. He put on the uniform and calmly walked into the main office. Now which one was Snuggly? He looked around and noticed all the staff members had nice name badges on but as he walked around there was no Snuggly to be found. He approached Brad and asked him where Snuggly was. "Err I don't know." He proceeded around asking them all until he came to Ali "Where is Snuggly?"
"I am Snuggly you fool now get me out of here."
"I can't right now, I need the password to get into Section 3."
"Kiss my face"
"What, I'm trying to save you guys."
"No.no the password is, Kiss my face"
"Oh right."
Stryke left and headed towards the Section 3 door. As he approached it a guard walked towards him.
"Are you my replacement?"
"Emm well no."
"Then who are you and why are you in this area?"
"I'm a good guy and I'm here to kick your butt."
He slapped the guard across the face and then kicked him hard in the groin. "Take that punk. No more cheek from you."
He dragged the screaming guard into the store room and shot him with the dart gun. He entered the password into the terminal and all the lights went off. The door opened and gun shots echoed down the long hall, bullets flew past his head, more shots were fired and a bullet scrapped along his left forearm. Stryke was bleeding, he had to cover the wound to stop them following the blood path. He bandaged up his arm and took a grenade and threw it as far as he could down the hall. As soon as it exploded he ran as fast as he could down the hall. He got to the end and Mystique was standing before him.
"Now I may have my revenge" she said
"Hey at least you have clothes on this time."
She swung a knife at him, just missing his face. She flipped back and kicked him across the cheek. Stryke fell to the floor and Mystique straddled him.
"Such a nice situation, shame I must kill you. With a face like that I could make you mine." she said as she liftted her knife poised to strike. As she thrusted the knife towards his heart Stryke managed to flip he off and shot her in the back with the dart gun. He picked her up and took her with him.
As he entered the Main room he spotted Mr Tony surrounded by three men. The leader had his back to him and he couldn't make out who he was. He put the body of Mystique against the door and knocked the door. He moved round the side and watched as the two guards opened the door.
"What the......
I's Mystique boss, she is out cold."
"FIND HIM!!"
The two guards left the room and headed down the hall. It was time to move out. He entered the room.
He arrived at the main office to see two guards on patrol with various men and women tied up sitting on the floor around the room.
How would he get in? He ran back to the toilet and stripped the guard of his uniform, he wasn't proud of his actions but he needed to do this. He put on the uniform and calmly walked into the main office. Now which one was Snuggly? He looked around and noticed all the staff members had nice name badges on but as he walked around there was no Snuggly to be found. He approached Brad and asked him where Snuggly was. "Err I don't know." He proceeded around asking them all until he came to Ali "Where is Snuggly?"
"I am Snuggly you fool now get me out of here."
"I can't right now, I need the password to get into Section 3."
"Kiss my face"
"What, I'm trying to save you guys."
"No.no the password is, Kiss my face"
"Oh right."
Stryke left and headed towards the Section 3 door. As he approached it a guard walked towards him.
"Are you my replacement?"
"Emm well no."
"Then who are you and why are you in this area?"
"I'm a good guy and I'm here to kick your butt."
He slapped the guard across the face and then kicked him hard in the groin. "Take that punk. No more cheek from you."
He dragged the screaming guard into the store room and shot him with the dart gun. He entered the password into the terminal and all the lights went off. The door opened and gun shots echoed down the long hall, bullets flew past his head, more shots were fired and a bullet scrapped along his left forearm. Stryke was bleeding, he had to cover the wound to stop them following the blood path. He bandaged up his arm and took a grenade and threw it as far as he could down the hall. As soon as it exploded he ran as fast as he could down the hall. He got to the end and Mystique was standing before him.
"Now I may have my revenge" she said
"Hey at least you have clothes on this time."
She swung a knife at him, just missing his face. She flipped back and kicked him across the cheek. Stryke fell to the floor and Mystique straddled him.
"Such a nice situation, shame I must kill you. With a face like that I could make you mine." she said as she liftted her knife poised to strike. As she thrusted the knife towards his heart Stryke managed to flip he off and shot her in the back with the dart gun. He picked her up and took her with him.
As he entered the Main room he spotted Mr Tony surrounded by three men. The leader had his back to him and he couldn't make out who he was. He put the body of Mystique against the door and knocked the door. He moved round the side and watched as the two guards opened the door.
"What the......
I's Mystique boss, she is out cold."
"FIND HIM!!"
The two guards left the room and headed down the hall. It was time to move out. He entered the room.
**Story based on MGS2 but with a difference. I'll post it in parts. Enjoy.
Plastic Gear Melting: Sons of Smugness
The sounds of shots fired echoed all around the room, Solid Stryke ran faster and faster making a sudden leap for the closing door. The door closed moments after he made it through and for now he was safe, the alarm bells still echoed throughout the complex. He approached the control pannel on the wall.
He opened up the case which contained loads of circuits.
"Oh bother, I hate technology. Right Red or Blue?" He looked closely at both wires and took out his all in one tool, he took out the wire cutters, "Nah this just wont work." so he removed the large survival knife and slashed through all the wires. The alarm stopped. "Excellent, just as planed" he said as the large smile across his face grew bigger.
He ran down the hall and hid inside the ladies toilet, he got his trusty cardboard box out and jumped underneath it. He sat motionless looking out the peep hole in the side.
The door opened and a woman walked in, no ordinary woman though. It was Mystique the dangerous assasin. She began stripping and changing her clothes, Stryke thought to himslef 'mmmm boobs mmm'
she was pulling up the wet suit when Stryke took action and rammed her head of the sink knocking her out cold. He opened the cubicle door and tied her to the loo inside and shoved toilet roll in her mouth and taped over it.
"That will keep you quiet for now, oh and nice boobs."
He had to move out fast, how long before they noticed Mystique was gone? It was up to him to save the SR staff members and after the notables were also taken hostage it looked very likely that if he was to suceed he could soon well have a golden name himself.
Suddenly the small reciever in his ear began to vibrate.
"So you are here?" said a deep low voice
"Who is this? How did you get this frequency?"
"That is not important, the staff members are located in section 3 in the main sector of SR headquarters."
"How do you know?" replied Stryke.
"Lets just say you aren't alone on this one."
All went quiet as Stryke headed of to the stairs. Two guards were standing at the door talking. He took out his trusty silenced handgun and two shots were all that was required to send them to the floor motionless. He climbed the stairs up to level 6. He could hear an announcement being made to the guards through their radios.
'We have an intruder increase security to level B and increase the number of guards in section 3. Someone bring me some pizza and be on the look out for the intruder.'
Suddenly a gun was pressed against his head. A hand grabbed his hair and pulled him back against the wall and into a dark room.
"Silence."
"It's you. What do you want me for?"
"I am RastaBillySkank, former S.A.S and government assassin. I need your help."
"Ok what can I do?"
"The one they call Snuggly is located in the offices, he has the passcode to get into section 3. Without it we have no hope. Be warned all the other staff members apart from Mr Tony are located their you must find Snuggly without the guards catching on.
"Ok, I can do that. My frequency is 111.11 all one's because I am number one." said Stryke.
He stroked his beard and looked at the map. Ok main office is up two floors. "Is there a toilet near by I really need to go?"
RastaBillySkank looked strangely at him before he spoke. "Err sure Stryke, up stairs first on the left. Be warned though there is a guard there." Both left and went there seperate ways.
Plastic Gear Melting: Sons of Smugness
The sounds of shots fired echoed all around the room, Solid Stryke ran faster and faster making a sudden leap for the closing door. The door closed moments after he made it through and for now he was safe, the alarm bells still echoed throughout the complex. He approached the control pannel on the wall.
He opened up the case which contained loads of circuits.
"Oh bother, I hate technology. Right Red or Blue?" He looked closely at both wires and took out his all in one tool, he took out the wire cutters, "Nah this just wont work." so he removed the large survival knife and slashed through all the wires. The alarm stopped. "Excellent, just as planed" he said as the large smile across his face grew bigger.
He ran down the hall and hid inside the ladies toilet, he got his trusty cardboard box out and jumped underneath it. He sat motionless looking out the peep hole in the side.
The door opened and a woman walked in, no ordinary woman though. It was Mystique the dangerous assasin. She began stripping and changing her clothes, Stryke thought to himslef 'mmmm boobs mmm'
she was pulling up the wet suit when Stryke took action and rammed her head of the sink knocking her out cold. He opened the cubicle door and tied her to the loo inside and shoved toilet roll in her mouth and taped over it.
"That will keep you quiet for now, oh and nice boobs."
He had to move out fast, how long before they noticed Mystique was gone? It was up to him to save the SR staff members and after the notables were also taken hostage it looked very likely that if he was to suceed he could soon well have a golden name himself.
Suddenly the small reciever in his ear began to vibrate.
"So you are here?" said a deep low voice
"Who is this? How did you get this frequency?"
"That is not important, the staff members are located in section 3 in the main sector of SR headquarters."
"How do you know?" replied Stryke.
"Lets just say you aren't alone on this one."
All went quiet as Stryke headed of to the stairs. Two guards were standing at the door talking. He took out his trusty silenced handgun and two shots were all that was required to send them to the floor motionless. He climbed the stairs up to level 6. He could hear an announcement being made to the guards through their radios.
'We have an intruder increase security to level B and increase the number of guards in section 3. Someone bring me some pizza and be on the look out for the intruder.'
Suddenly a gun was pressed against his head. A hand grabbed his hair and pulled him back against the wall and into a dark room.
"Silence."
"It's you. What do you want me for?"
"I am RastaBillySkank, former S.A.S and government assassin. I need your help."
"Ok what can I do?"
"The one they call Snuggly is located in the offices, he has the passcode to get into section 3. Without it we have no hope. Be warned all the other staff members apart from Mr Tony are located their you must find Snuggly without the guards catching on.
"Ok, I can do that. My frequency is 111.11 all one's because I am number one." said Stryke.
He stroked his beard and looked at the map. Ok main office is up two floors. "Is there a toilet near by I really need to go?"
RastaBillySkank looked strangely at him before he spoke. "Err sure Stryke, up stairs first on the left. Be warned though there is a guard there." Both left and went there seperate ways.