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*20's stereotyped male voiceover*
The fair city of Genericville. For months, the citizens have been living in peace and harmony. But now, a new evil is abound......The League Of Mentalmen! Looking to destroy all that is held dear to everybody, the evil league is ready to perform a dastardly deed, to rid the city of.....
THE UNTOUCHABLES!
*er....no, sorry......wrong thing.....*
THE GENERIC-CYSTS!
Imitating their favourite super heores, these brave few intend to stop all the wrong-doing, and hopefully bag a gal or too on the way, just like the movies............
----------
'Its quiet' claimed Edgy-Man. 'Too quiet'. He eyebrow managed to warp itself up an inch through his Spiderman beanie. He looked at his comarades.
AfroMan was surveying the area with his Chelumba detector, Max Payne lookalike Savat was attempting to kick off a wall like Keanu Reeves, and the mad DNA splice duo of Insane Bartender and El Blokey were using their cynic-sense to see if any unwary 'minions' were near to be pounced upon.
'Indeed' exclaimed Savat, looking espeacialy Payned today (!). Edgy-Man beckoned them forwards, and they slowly moved into the abandoned Marshmallow factory......
Suddenly, AfroMan got a response on his Chelumba Detector. 'AI! A chelumba' he screeched in a top Geordie accent. Edgy-Man saw it first. It was one of the henchmen of the League of Mentalmen. 'RyuKen!' he yelled, and a blue fireball shot out of his wrists. The firebolt missed, and hit a roosting pidegeon. AfroMan immediatly ran over to attempt a resuscitation. Meanwhile Savat yelled, and entered 'BULLET TIME!!!!!'. However, in dodging the now incoming bullets from the evil enemies, he knocked his head on a fire extinguisher, and only managed to hit the Chelumba in the, er, arm. At that point, the hulking mass of IB and EB charged in, and managed to annihalate the enemy with a joined 'ColdGlance'TM. They moved on. AfroMan however, was still trying to wake the dead pidgeon. 'Come on 'Fro. Theres nothing more we can do here' Savat laid a comforting hand on his shoulder, but had to remove it as the AfroLice moved in......
'I can't believe its dead' he sniffed.
'I know man, I know...'
AfroMan sniffed, and they moved on. Except he had dug a little grave for it. And called it Reynold.
-------
They were acting on the orders of Mr. Big, the anonamous ruler (nice of course) of Genericville. He had recived word that the League were moving in a new batch of 'ULTRA BOMBS THAT HURT' in preperation of an attack on the vital regins of the city, in particular Mr. Bigs favourite sweet shop.
Therefore, it was of the utmost importance that the heroes and protectors of town should defend the precious resources and lives. However, The Incredible Hulk was away, as was his backup, Monkey Nerd, so the last resort, the Generic-Cysts were called in......
-------
They continued through the Marshmallow Factory, until they found a big sign saying 'Enemies Layer this way'. However, there was some indecision.....
'I don't wanna go down there. It smells!' whined Edgy-Man.
'Do not be a fool. Many lives depend on our actions today.' droned IB and EB together.
'You are right EB and IB. I shall enture forth into the epitomy of hellish dawn, the very vanquisehd soul of our life' whispered Savat in true Max Payne style.
'And you have my 'Fro!' claimed AfroMan 'And my Chelumba detector!' he added.
'And my CyclopsPowers!' said Edgy-Man forgetting his previous reluctance.
'And my BulletTime!' cried Savat.
'Hush!' droned IB and EB. He/they concentrated to sense an approaching presence. 'This foe is beyond any of you! RUN!'
So they did. Down, down, dooooooooowwwwwwnnnnn..........
------------
Edgy-Man vapourised the next Chelumba with his CyclopsPowers, a vicious blow of pure malevelonce conjured up from years of people stealing his word 'Indeed'. They rushed down the winding stairs they found themselves on, and then on down a long corridor.
'Mantorrok, Seltak, Pargon, Pargon, Chattur-gha!' cried Edgy-Man.
The wall behind them collapsed, shutting off whaetver was chasing them. Unfortunatly, when Edgy tried to seal it off, he 'Did not have enough Magickal Energy to cast this spell!' Grrrrrr.............
Savat, on ahead, was using his Chelumba detector to find the enemy base. He found it, a mass of green on his scanner.
'We're nearly there!'
--------
They all ran into the enemies layer. A huge cavern hung above them, way below the Marshamllow Factory, but not, seemingly out of reach. Mr. Big was there, munching on his favourite, Sugar-Laced Marshmallows with extra Fat.
'Mr. Big?!' exclaimed all 4/5 of them in astonished voices.
'Thats right, imbeciles' he said in an oddly calm and cold voice. 'I am not Mr. Big. I am MekaDragon!!!!!' As he said this, he rose up, and removed his mask. It was indeed Meka Dragon, the fiercest enemy known to the world of Heros! 'Fear me! I am the leader of the League Of Mentalmen! I now rule this city! With my faithful accomplices, Goatboy (or rather Goatbeard-Boy!) and NewbieNo. 666, I shall run the world, and destroy you! MMMWAAAAHHHAAAAA!'
'Not on your life!' they all chanted
'Ooo! Its behind you!' cried Meka Dragon rather too gleefully.
'Oh no it isn't!'
'Oh yes it bloomin' well is!!!'
They turned, to see the foe Edgy-Man had managed to hold off for a while. It was Goatboy, clouded in Fire and Shadow. 'Licks Balls!' he roared. 'Oh 'eck!' they cried. AfroMan cried out in another Geordie voice 'This is a bit of a buuuger ain't it!'.
The fight began. Edgy-Man attacked with CyclopsPowers and his so far inaccurate RyuKen magic. Savat constantly entered bullet time, and managed to knock himself out on a stone pillar. IB and EB crushed the evil newbie with a collective stamp, and then engaged MekDargon in close political discussion. AfroMan prayed for aid, and then attacked using his specialy trained AfroLice. All was well, until the evil Goatbeard-Boy managed to grab Edgy-man around the legs and held him upside down, shaking him for his money. 'Gimme ya lunch money noo! Or else you lick balls!'
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!' cried Edgy-Man. All seemed lost, until!
KRA-BOOO-MMMM-KRASH-BANG-WALLOP!
AfroMan could not believ his eyes. 'REYNOLD!'
For Reynold had come, in a huge reincarnated form, and was now moving to save them. 'I thank you for your kindess, little minion! I'll nev-'
Goatbeard-Boy munched the huge pidegeon down. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' cried AfroMan. 'O my god! You killed Reynold! YOU BAS*ARD!' him and Savat yelled. However, the brief reprive allowed him and Savat to jab the evil monster in the kneecaps with their specialy made Knee-Jabbers, given to them by the Coporation For One Use Applainces In Dangerous SituationsCorp.
Goatbeard-Boy ran away, wailing for his mother.
They turned to see MekaDragon running away from IB and EBS collective power of thought and cynicism. He leaped into his BLOFELD ESCAPE CARtm, and launched himself into the roof. He fell back down, and a quick pair of handcuffs managed to appear from the backpockets of Savats long trenchcoat. 'A job well done, I thinl' stated IB and EB.
'Yeah, but what about the girls?' cried the others.
'Cooooeeeee!' cries five beautiful babes.
'Oo!!!!!! Where did you come from?' they exclaimed, eyes boggling.
'O! The evil dungeon of DOOM!'
'Oh, thats cool!'
They all laughed, as each specialy made couple fitted perfectly into place. What coincidence!
They looked at MekaDragons unconcious body. 'Hes not do BIG now is he' joked Savat. 'HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!' they all laughed.
Then they went home.
---------
?
:D
The fair city of Genericville. For months, the citizens have been living in peace and harmony. But now, a new evil is abound......The League Of Mentalmen! Looking to destroy all that is held dear to everybody, the evil league is ready to perform a dastardly deed, to rid the city of.....
THE UNTOUCHABLES!
*er....no, sorry......wrong thing.....*
THE GENERIC-CYSTS!
Imitating their favourite super heores, these brave few intend to stop all the wrong-doing, and hopefully bag a gal or too on the way, just like the movies............
----------
'Its quiet' claimed Edgy-Man. 'Too quiet'. He eyebrow managed to warp itself up an inch through his Spiderman beanie. He looked at his comarades.
AfroMan was surveying the area with his Chelumba detector, Max Payne lookalike Savat was attempting to kick off a wall like Keanu Reeves, and the mad DNA splice duo of Insane Bartender and El Blokey were using their cynic-sense to see if any unwary 'minions' were near to be pounced upon.
'Indeed' exclaimed Savat, looking espeacialy Payned today (!). Edgy-Man beckoned them forwards, and they slowly moved into the abandoned Marshmallow factory......
Suddenly, AfroMan got a response on his Chelumba Detector. 'AI! A chelumba' he screeched in a top Geordie accent. Edgy-Man saw it first. It was one of the henchmen of the League of Mentalmen. 'RyuKen!' he yelled, and a blue fireball shot out of his wrists. The firebolt missed, and hit a roosting pidegeon. AfroMan immediatly ran over to attempt a resuscitation. Meanwhile Savat yelled, and entered 'BULLET TIME!!!!!'. However, in dodging the now incoming bullets from the evil enemies, he knocked his head on a fire extinguisher, and only managed to hit the Chelumba in the, er, arm. At that point, the hulking mass of IB and EB charged in, and managed to annihalate the enemy with a joined 'ColdGlance'TM. They moved on. AfroMan however, was still trying to wake the dead pidgeon. 'Come on 'Fro. Theres nothing more we can do here' Savat laid a comforting hand on his shoulder, but had to remove it as the AfroLice moved in......
'I can't believe its dead' he sniffed.
'I know man, I know...'
AfroMan sniffed, and they moved on. Except he had dug a little grave for it. And called it Reynold.
-------
They were acting on the orders of Mr. Big, the anonamous ruler (nice of course) of Genericville. He had recived word that the League were moving in a new batch of 'ULTRA BOMBS THAT HURT' in preperation of an attack on the vital regins of the city, in particular Mr. Bigs favourite sweet shop.
Therefore, it was of the utmost importance that the heroes and protectors of town should defend the precious resources and lives. However, The Incredible Hulk was away, as was his backup, Monkey Nerd, so the last resort, the Generic-Cysts were called in......
-------
They continued through the Marshmallow Factory, until they found a big sign saying 'Enemies Layer this way'. However, there was some indecision.....
'I don't wanna go down there. It smells!' whined Edgy-Man.
'Do not be a fool. Many lives depend on our actions today.' droned IB and EB together.
'You are right EB and IB. I shall enture forth into the epitomy of hellish dawn, the very vanquisehd soul of our life' whispered Savat in true Max Payne style.
'And you have my 'Fro!' claimed AfroMan 'And my Chelumba detector!' he added.
'And my CyclopsPowers!' said Edgy-Man forgetting his previous reluctance.
'And my BulletTime!' cried Savat.
'Hush!' droned IB and EB. He/they concentrated to sense an approaching presence. 'This foe is beyond any of you! RUN!'
So they did. Down, down, dooooooooowwwwwwnnnnn..........
------------
Edgy-Man vapourised the next Chelumba with his CyclopsPowers, a vicious blow of pure malevelonce conjured up from years of people stealing his word 'Indeed'. They rushed down the winding stairs they found themselves on, and then on down a long corridor.
'Mantorrok, Seltak, Pargon, Pargon, Chattur-gha!' cried Edgy-Man.
The wall behind them collapsed, shutting off whaetver was chasing them. Unfortunatly, when Edgy tried to seal it off, he 'Did not have enough Magickal Energy to cast this spell!' Grrrrrr.............
Savat, on ahead, was using his Chelumba detector to find the enemy base. He found it, a mass of green on his scanner.
'We're nearly there!'
--------
They all ran into the enemies layer. A huge cavern hung above them, way below the Marshamllow Factory, but not, seemingly out of reach. Mr. Big was there, munching on his favourite, Sugar-Laced Marshmallows with extra Fat.
'Mr. Big?!' exclaimed all 4/5 of them in astonished voices.
'Thats right, imbeciles' he said in an oddly calm and cold voice. 'I am not Mr. Big. I am MekaDragon!!!!!' As he said this, he rose up, and removed his mask. It was indeed Meka Dragon, the fiercest enemy known to the world of Heros! 'Fear me! I am the leader of the League Of Mentalmen! I now rule this city! With my faithful accomplices, Goatboy (or rather Goatbeard-Boy!) and NewbieNo. 666, I shall run the world, and destroy you! MMMWAAAAHHHAAAAA!'
'Not on your life!' they all chanted
'Ooo! Its behind you!' cried Meka Dragon rather too gleefully.
'Oh no it isn't!'
'Oh yes it bloomin' well is!!!'
They turned, to see the foe Edgy-Man had managed to hold off for a while. It was Goatboy, clouded in Fire and Shadow. 'Licks Balls!' he roared. 'Oh 'eck!' they cried. AfroMan cried out in another Geordie voice 'This is a bit of a buuuger ain't it!'.
The fight began. Edgy-Man attacked with CyclopsPowers and his so far inaccurate RyuKen magic. Savat constantly entered bullet time, and managed to knock himself out on a stone pillar. IB and EB crushed the evil newbie with a collective stamp, and then engaged MekDargon in close political discussion. AfroMan prayed for aid, and then attacked using his specialy trained AfroLice. All was well, until the evil Goatbeard-Boy managed to grab Edgy-man around the legs and held him upside down, shaking him for his money. 'Gimme ya lunch money noo! Or else you lick balls!'
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!' cried Edgy-Man. All seemed lost, until!
KRA-BOOO-MMMM-KRASH-BANG-WALLOP!
AfroMan could not believ his eyes. 'REYNOLD!'
For Reynold had come, in a huge reincarnated form, and was now moving to save them. 'I thank you for your kindess, little minion! I'll nev-'
Goatbeard-Boy munched the huge pidegeon down. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' cried AfroMan. 'O my god! You killed Reynold! YOU BAS*ARD!' him and Savat yelled. However, the brief reprive allowed him and Savat to jab the evil monster in the kneecaps with their specialy made Knee-Jabbers, given to them by the Coporation For One Use Applainces In Dangerous SituationsCorp.
Goatbeard-Boy ran away, wailing for his mother.
They turned to see MekaDragon running away from IB and EBS collective power of thought and cynicism. He leaped into his BLOFELD ESCAPE CARtm, and launched himself into the roof. He fell back down, and a quick pair of handcuffs managed to appear from the backpockets of Savats long trenchcoat. 'A job well done, I thinl' stated IB and EB.
'Yeah, but what about the girls?' cried the others.
'Cooooeeeee!' cries five beautiful babes.
'Oo!!!!!! Where did you come from?' they exclaimed, eyes boggling.
'O! The evil dungeon of DOOM!'
'Oh, thats cool!'
They all laughed, as each specialy made couple fitted perfectly into place. What coincidence!
They looked at MekaDragons unconcious body. 'Hes not do BIG now is he' joked Savat. 'HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!' they all laughed.
Then they went home.
---------
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:D
Is that meant to be patronising?
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It was good, well done!
Good good.
I wasn't sure if...er it made any sense whatsoever, but heck, I tried.
:D
I wasn't sure if...er it made any sense whatsoever, but heck, I tried.
:D
Looks like I forgot to reply to this then. Sorry.
Great stuff!
:-)
Great stuff!
:-)
I can't believe I was your first relpy! Ah well.
Why thank you.
I've been reading that on and off for the past 30 minutes.
Excellent.
Excellent.
*20's stereotyped male voiceover*
The fair city of Genericville. For months, the citizens have been living in peace and harmony. But now, a new evil is abound......The League Of Mentalmen! Looking to destroy all that is held dear to everybody, the evil league is ready to perform a dastardly deed, to rid the city of.....
THE UNTOUCHABLES!
*er....no, sorry......wrong thing.....*
THE GENERIC-CYSTS!
Imitating their favourite super heores, these brave few intend to stop all the wrong-doing, and hopefully bag a gal or too on the way, just like the movies............
----------
'Its quiet' claimed Edgy-Man. 'Too quiet'. He eyebrow managed to warp itself up an inch through his Spiderman beanie. He looked at his comarades.
AfroMan was surveying the area with his Chelumba detector, Max Payne lookalike Savat was attempting to kick off a wall like Keanu Reeves, and the mad DNA splice duo of Insane Bartender and El Blokey were using their cynic-sense to see if any unwary 'minions' were near to be pounced upon.
'Indeed' exclaimed Savat, looking espeacialy Payned today (!). Edgy-Man beckoned them forwards, and they slowly moved into the abandoned Marshmallow factory......
Suddenly, AfroMan got a response on his Chelumba Detector. 'AI! A chelumba' he screeched in a top Geordie accent. Edgy-Man saw it first. It was one of the henchmen of the League of Mentalmen. 'RyuKen!' he yelled, and a blue fireball shot out of his wrists. The firebolt missed, and hit a roosting pidegeon. AfroMan immediatly ran over to attempt a resuscitation. Meanwhile Savat yelled, and entered 'BULLET TIME!!!!!'. However, in dodging the now incoming bullets from the evil enemies, he knocked his head on a fire extinguisher, and only managed to hit the Chelumba in the, er, arm. At that point, the hulking mass of IB and EB charged in, and managed to annihalate the enemy with a joined 'ColdGlance'TM. They moved on. AfroMan however, was still trying to wake the dead pidgeon. 'Come on 'Fro. Theres nothing more we can do here' Savat laid a comforting hand on his shoulder, but had to remove it as the AfroLice moved in......
'I can't believe its dead' he sniffed.
'I know man, I know...'
AfroMan sniffed, and they moved on. Except he had dug a little grave for it. And called it Reynold.
-------
They were acting on the orders of Mr. Big, the anonamous ruler (nice of course) of Genericville. He had recived word that the League were moving in a new batch of 'ULTRA BOMBS THAT HURT' in preperation of an attack on the vital regins of the city, in particular Mr. Bigs favourite sweet shop.
Therefore, it was of the utmost importance that the heroes and protectors of town should defend the precious resources and lives. However, The Incredible Hulk was away, as was his backup, Monkey Nerd, so the last resort, the Generic-Cysts were called in......
-------
They continued through the Marshmallow Factory, until they found a big sign saying 'Enemies Layer this way'. However, there was some indecision.....
'I don't wanna go down there. It smells!' whined Edgy-Man.
'Do not be a fool. Many lives depend on our actions today.' droned IB and EB together.
'You are right EB and IB. I shall enture forth into the epitomy of hellish dawn, the very vanquisehd soul of our life' whispered Savat in true Max Payne style.
'And you have my 'Fro!' claimed AfroMan 'And my Chelumba detector!' he added.
'And my CyclopsPowers!' said Edgy-Man forgetting his previous reluctance.
'And my BulletTime!' cried Savat.
'Hush!' droned IB and EB. He/they concentrated to sense an approaching presence. 'This foe is beyond any of you! RUN!'
So they did. Down, down, dooooooooowwwwwwnnnnn..........
------------
Edgy-Man vapourised the next Chelumba with his CyclopsPowers, a vicious blow of pure malevelonce conjured up from years of people stealing his word 'Indeed'. They rushed down the winding stairs they found themselves on, and then on down a long corridor.
'Mantorrok, Seltak, Pargon, Pargon, Chattur-gha!' cried Edgy-Man.
The wall behind them collapsed, shutting off whaetver was chasing them. Unfortunatly, when Edgy tried to seal it off, he 'Did not have enough Magickal Energy to cast this spell!' Grrrrrr.............
Savat, on ahead, was using his Chelumba detector to find the enemy base. He found it, a mass of green on his scanner.
'We're nearly there!'
--------
They all ran into the enemies layer. A huge cavern hung above them, way below the Marshamllow Factory, but not, seemingly out of reach. Mr. Big was there, munching on his favourite, Sugar-Laced Marshmallows with extra Fat.
'Mr. Big?!' exclaimed all 4/5 of them in astonished voices.
'Thats right, imbeciles' he said in an oddly calm and cold voice. 'I am not Mr. Big. I am MekaDragon!!!!!' As he said this, he rose up, and removed his mask. It was indeed Meka Dragon, the fiercest enemy known to the world of Heros! 'Fear me! I am the leader of the League Of Mentalmen! I now rule this city! With my faithful accomplices, Goatboy (or rather Goatbeard-Boy!) and NewbieNo. 666, I shall run the world, and destroy you! MMMWAAAAHHHAAAAA!'
'Not on your life!' they all chanted
'Ooo! Its behind you!' cried Meka Dragon rather too gleefully.
'Oh no it isn't!'
'Oh yes it bloomin' well is!!!'
They turned, to see the foe Edgy-Man had managed to hold off for a while. It was Goatboy, clouded in Fire and Shadow. 'Licks Balls!' he roared. 'Oh 'eck!' they cried. AfroMan cried out in another Geordie voice 'This is a bit of a buuuger ain't it!'.
The fight began. Edgy-Man attacked with CyclopsPowers and his so far inaccurate RyuKen magic. Savat constantly entered bullet time, and managed to knock himself out on a stone pillar. IB and EB crushed the evil newbie with a collective stamp, and then engaged MekDargon in close political discussion. AfroMan prayed for aid, and then attacked using his specialy trained AfroLice. All was well, until the evil Goatbeard-Boy managed to grab Edgy-man around the legs and held him upside down, shaking him for his money. 'Gimme ya lunch money noo! Or else you lick balls!'
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!' cried Edgy-Man. All seemed lost, until!
KRA-BOOO-MMMM-KRASH-BANG-WALLOP!
AfroMan could not believ his eyes. 'REYNOLD!'
For Reynold had come, in a huge reincarnated form, and was now moving to save them. 'I thank you for your kindess, little minion! I'll nev-'
Goatbeard-Boy munched the huge pidegeon down. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' cried AfroMan. 'O my god! You killed Reynold! YOU BAS*ARD!' him and Savat yelled. However, the brief reprive allowed him and Savat to jab the evil monster in the kneecaps with their specialy made Knee-Jabbers, given to them by the Coporation For One Use Applainces In Dangerous SituationsCorp.
Goatbeard-Boy ran away, wailing for his mother.
They turned to see MekaDragon running away from IB and EBS collective power of thought and cynicism. He leaped into his BLOFELD ESCAPE CARtm, and launched himself into the roof. He fell back down, and a quick pair of handcuffs managed to appear from the backpockets of Savats long trenchcoat. 'A job well done, I thinl' stated IB and EB.
'Yeah, but what about the girls?' cried the others.
'Cooooeeeee!' cries five beautiful babes.
'Oo!!!!!! Where did you come from?' they exclaimed, eyes boggling.
'O! The evil dungeon of DOOM!'
'Oh, thats cool!'
They all laughed, as each specialy made couple fitted perfectly into place. What coincidence!
They looked at MekaDragons unconcious body. 'Hes not do BIG now is he' joked Savat. 'HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!' they all laughed.
Then they went home.
---------
?
:D
The fair city of Genericville. For months, the citizens have been living in peace and harmony. But now, a new evil is abound......The League Of Mentalmen! Looking to destroy all that is held dear to everybody, the evil league is ready to perform a dastardly deed, to rid the city of.....
THE UNTOUCHABLES!
*er....no, sorry......wrong thing.....*
THE GENERIC-CYSTS!
Imitating their favourite super heores, these brave few intend to stop all the wrong-doing, and hopefully bag a gal or too on the way, just like the movies............
----------
'Its quiet' claimed Edgy-Man. 'Too quiet'. He eyebrow managed to warp itself up an inch through his Spiderman beanie. He looked at his comarades.
AfroMan was surveying the area with his Chelumba detector, Max Payne lookalike Savat was attempting to kick off a wall like Keanu Reeves, and the mad DNA splice duo of Insane Bartender and El Blokey were using their cynic-sense to see if any unwary 'minions' were near to be pounced upon.
'Indeed' exclaimed Savat, looking espeacialy Payned today (!). Edgy-Man beckoned them forwards, and they slowly moved into the abandoned Marshmallow factory......
Suddenly, AfroMan got a response on his Chelumba Detector. 'AI! A chelumba' he screeched in a top Geordie accent. Edgy-Man saw it first. It was one of the henchmen of the League of Mentalmen. 'RyuKen!' he yelled, and a blue fireball shot out of his wrists. The firebolt missed, and hit a roosting pidegeon. AfroMan immediatly ran over to attempt a resuscitation. Meanwhile Savat yelled, and entered 'BULLET TIME!!!!!'. However, in dodging the now incoming bullets from the evil enemies, he knocked his head on a fire extinguisher, and only managed to hit the Chelumba in the, er, arm. At that point, the hulking mass of IB and EB charged in, and managed to annihalate the enemy with a joined 'ColdGlance'TM. They moved on. AfroMan however, was still trying to wake the dead pidgeon. 'Come on 'Fro. Theres nothing more we can do here' Savat laid a comforting hand on his shoulder, but had to remove it as the AfroLice moved in......
'I can't believe its dead' he sniffed.
'I know man, I know...'
AfroMan sniffed, and they moved on. Except he had dug a little grave for it. And called it Reynold.
-------
They were acting on the orders of Mr. Big, the anonamous ruler (nice of course) of Genericville. He had recived word that the League were moving in a new batch of 'ULTRA BOMBS THAT HURT' in preperation of an attack on the vital regins of the city, in particular Mr. Bigs favourite sweet shop.
Therefore, it was of the utmost importance that the heroes and protectors of town should defend the precious resources and lives. However, The Incredible Hulk was away, as was his backup, Monkey Nerd, so the last resort, the Generic-Cysts were called in......
-------
They continued through the Marshmallow Factory, until they found a big sign saying 'Enemies Layer this way'. However, there was some indecision.....
'I don't wanna go down there. It smells!' whined Edgy-Man.
'Do not be a fool. Many lives depend on our actions today.' droned IB and EB together.
'You are right EB and IB. I shall enture forth into the epitomy of hellish dawn, the very vanquisehd soul of our life' whispered Savat in true Max Payne style.
'And you have my 'Fro!' claimed AfroMan 'And my Chelumba detector!' he added.
'And my CyclopsPowers!' said Edgy-Man forgetting his previous reluctance.
'And my BulletTime!' cried Savat.
'Hush!' droned IB and EB. He/they concentrated to sense an approaching presence. 'This foe is beyond any of you! RUN!'
So they did. Down, down, dooooooooowwwwwwnnnnn..........
------------
Edgy-Man vapourised the next Chelumba with his CyclopsPowers, a vicious blow of pure malevelonce conjured up from years of people stealing his word 'Indeed'. They rushed down the winding stairs they found themselves on, and then on down a long corridor.
'Mantorrok, Seltak, Pargon, Pargon, Chattur-gha!' cried Edgy-Man.
The wall behind them collapsed, shutting off whaetver was chasing them. Unfortunatly, when Edgy tried to seal it off, he 'Did not have enough Magickal Energy to cast this spell!' Grrrrrr.............
Savat, on ahead, was using his Chelumba detector to find the enemy base. He found it, a mass of green on his scanner.
'We're nearly there!'
--------
They all ran into the enemies layer. A huge cavern hung above them, way below the Marshamllow Factory, but not, seemingly out of reach. Mr. Big was there, munching on his favourite, Sugar-Laced Marshmallows with extra Fat.
'Mr. Big?!' exclaimed all 4/5 of them in astonished voices.
'Thats right, imbeciles' he said in an oddly calm and cold voice. 'I am not Mr. Big. I am MekaDragon!!!!!' As he said this, he rose up, and removed his mask. It was indeed Meka Dragon, the fiercest enemy known to the world of Heros! 'Fear me! I am the leader of the League Of Mentalmen! I now rule this city! With my faithful accomplices, Goatboy (or rather Goatbeard-Boy!) and NewbieNo. 666, I shall run the world, and destroy you! MMMWAAAAHHHAAAAA!'
'Not on your life!' they all chanted
'Ooo! Its behind you!' cried Meka Dragon rather too gleefully.
'Oh no it isn't!'
'Oh yes it bloomin' well is!!!'
They turned, to see the foe Edgy-Man had managed to hold off for a while. It was Goatboy, clouded in Fire and Shadow. 'Licks Balls!' he roared. 'Oh 'eck!' they cried. AfroMan cried out in another Geordie voice 'This is a bit of a buuuger ain't it!'.
The fight began. Edgy-Man attacked with CyclopsPowers and his so far inaccurate RyuKen magic. Savat constantly entered bullet time, and managed to knock himself out on a stone pillar. IB and EB crushed the evil newbie with a collective stamp, and then engaged MekDargon in close political discussion. AfroMan prayed for aid, and then attacked using his specialy trained AfroLice. All was well, until the evil Goatbeard-Boy managed to grab Edgy-man around the legs and held him upside down, shaking him for his money. 'Gimme ya lunch money noo! Or else you lick balls!'
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!' cried Edgy-Man. All seemed lost, until!
KRA-BOOO-MMMM-KRASH-BANG-WALLOP!
AfroMan could not believ his eyes. 'REYNOLD!'
For Reynold had come, in a huge reincarnated form, and was now moving to save them. 'I thank you for your kindess, little minion! I'll nev-'
Goatbeard-Boy munched the huge pidegeon down. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' cried AfroMan. 'O my god! You killed Reynold! YOU BAS*ARD!' him and Savat yelled. However, the brief reprive allowed him and Savat to jab the evil monster in the kneecaps with their specialy made Knee-Jabbers, given to them by the Coporation For One Use Applainces In Dangerous SituationsCorp.
Goatbeard-Boy ran away, wailing for his mother.
They turned to see MekaDragon running away from IB and EBS collective power of thought and cynicism. He leaped into his BLOFELD ESCAPE CARtm, and launched himself into the roof. He fell back down, and a quick pair of handcuffs managed to appear from the backpockets of Savats long trenchcoat. 'A job well done, I thinl' stated IB and EB.
'Yeah, but what about the girls?' cried the others.
'Cooooeeeee!' cries five beautiful babes.
'Oo!!!!!! Where did you come from?' they exclaimed, eyes boggling.
'O! The evil dungeon of DOOM!'
'Oh, thats cool!'
They all laughed, as each specialy made couple fitted perfectly into place. What coincidence!
They looked at MekaDragons unconcious body. 'Hes not do BIG now is he' joked Savat. 'HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!' they all laughed.
Then they went home.
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