The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
***************
Credit to the site I found this from which I don't know how I found.
Great! :)
***********
It may be an Urban Legend, but this is supposedly an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida. Legend says they hired him because he was so honest and funny, maybe like Ronald.
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Credit to the site I found this from which I don't know how I found.
Great! :)
***********
It may be an Urban Legend, but this is supposedly an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida. Legend says they hired him because he was so honest and funny, maybe like Ronald.
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Page:
er-no wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Im here all week.
>
> Probably.
>
> Seven jokes then?
Ho ho, cheeky sod.
;¬)
> cookie monster wrote:
> Im here all week.
>
> Probably.
>
> Seven jokes then?
Ho ho, cheeky sod.
;¬)
cookie monster wrote:
> Im here all week.
>
> Probably.
Seven jokes then?
> Im here all week.
>
> Probably.
Seven jokes then?
Im here all week.
Probably.
Probably.
lol @ cookie - best one ive heard all nite :D
SHEEPY wrote:
> heh
>
> cookie monster: I'd eat mud if it tasted good and had been heated
> up
>
> :D
Dam straight. And funnily enough eating the mud would help strengthen your immune system. Thats why minky folk have few colds.
> heh
>
> cookie monster: I'd eat mud if it tasted good and had been heated
> up
>
> :D
Dam straight. And funnily enough eating the mud would help strengthen your immune system. Thats why minky folk have few colds.
heh
cookie monster: I'd eat mud if it tasted good and had been heated up
:D
cookie monster: I'd eat mud if it tasted good and had been heated up
:D
DrDragon wrote:
> Lol i'm glad they hired him - I wudnt mind that guy behind the counter
> to give me a laugh while I wait!
I would imagine the coversation to be like this:
Me: Do you reccommend the Big Mac?
Guy: That guy over there spits in the burger patties and that guy over there wipes his butt on the baps.
Me: Cheers. 1 big mac please.
> Lol i'm glad they hired him - I wudnt mind that guy behind the counter
> to give me a laugh while I wait!
I would imagine the coversation to be like this:
Me: Do you reccommend the Big Mac?
Guy: That guy over there spits in the burger patties and that guy over there wipes his butt on the baps.
Me: Cheers. 1 big mac please.
Lol i'm glad they hired him - I wudnt mind that guy behind the counter to give me a laugh while I wait!
GasMask wrote:
> Lol.. done that on loads of stuff.
>
> I remember in a Year7 RE paper I drew a scene by scene of what happens
> if you take crack..
>
> Lol I got in some trouble for that one :oD
LOL i would have loved to see that.
> Lol.. done that on loads of stuff.
>
> I remember in a Year7 RE paper I drew a scene by scene of what happens
> if you take crack..
>
> Lol I got in some trouble for that one :oD
LOL i would have loved to see that.
Lol.. done that on loads of stuff.
I remember in a Year7 RE paper I drew a scene by scene of what happens if you take crack..
Lol I got in some trouble for that one :oD
I remember in a Year7 RE paper I drew a scene by scene of what happens if you take crack..
Lol I got in some trouble for that one :oD
Page: