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Pootling. This word on its own can replicify stances of the imagination with its sheer capacity of a Mandrilocks left ventricle! If you have not yet experienced the art of Pootling then you won't stand a chance in modern day society. Pootling is the past, present and future of the new generation of snodge, but it shall come at a price. If you Pootle, you can expect to feel pain just outside your liver, possibly on the toenail, but this pain will lead to happy things in later life - cheese, for example. It de-generates into quite a soup of perplexion, and can be used to fry up hamburgers. Splendiferous!
Pootling began in the year 1946, when Edwin Von Pootle made up a dance routine mixed with trampolining, backflipping and ice skating. Since then, Pootling has become the number one method of transport, especially in the swimming pool. In the future, people will be expected to be able to Pootle on motorbikes, up trees, and even while making their dinner on a stove of ignorance. Tanfastically renderated, the Pootle will still remain as transportation version 6 for a number of decadelliums to come.
Once you have learned the art of Pootling, you will not turn back. Pootling can even be used as a martial art to prevent volcanoes from swallowing cow's bladders. It's so easy to undertake - all you need is a fresh pair of legs, a nice open space, and plenty of Pootle-Power! Pootle-Power comes in a box, and also at a price. But if you are willing to put up with the luminous red box, and hefty price (which can vary from around £3.46 to £3.49), then you'll be in for a mighty treat! Don't be put off by that very changeable price, because if you do, then you won't be getting any syrup out of the prumple caulderon.
According to a famous Historian, Pootling is an angrysomety. It can be fun, good for the kids (all those aged over 15), exerciseful and resourceful when looking for seaweed. Seaweed then returns the favour, and boosts the chemical proceedures of an elephant by 32%, which is fantasic if you take pride in your washing machine.
Pootling has its downsides though - when Pootling, be careful not to run into Chelumbas. Chelumbas, if they catch you, which a ratio of 10 x 3 point 9 has been established for, means that in the sheer incidental fracturals of a catching from a Chelumba would result in the following fish being captioned. Not a very happy experience for the personages, the Chelumbas, or the Centrilocks, who feel pain in their lower abdomen when a Chelumba strikes on its prey. Be careful and be wary - if these Chelumbas do catch up with you, they will destroy you internally with a multitude of arms. Evillty is their game!
A Pootling Advertisment campaign began a few years ago in Paraguay, where Edwin Von Pootle was said to have started Pootling. The advertisment campaign included a number of large and colourful posters, plenty of less-colourful but more fruity TV adverts, and stickers concealed on the inner-left fingerprint of a banana. There were even specially designed caulderon cheese cartridges (CCC) put on sale for a number of minutes at the less experienceed of mongermongers, but they still sold remarkably well. This advertisment campaign is still going on today, but in many other parts of the globe, and not just Paraguay. Don't be surprised if you see a large Pootling banner walking down the street.
A recent survey was carried out featuring Pootling - 95% of the population of a llama's carrot were ensured a working job in the factory of a caravan if they answered this survey, and this is how it resulted:
Usefulness - 0%
Helpfulness - 0%
More Usefulness - 0.7%
Cheeseness - 56%
Fun - Unsatisfactory results meant this section was denoted and left to die enviousily.
There, those are the results of the results considering a llama's carrot - always remember that those thigns can be sacred, only if you have bad dreams involving birthday cakes and elephants.
Statistics are not enough on the Pootling land though - if you mention statistics while Pootling you are likely to die at the age of 84, and if you are a fit Pootler then this is not a very cerimonious year to die in - regular Pootlers will bypass the age of 84 by approximately 137 years, and if you don't then you just haven't been Pootling enough!
Another feature from the Pootling advertisment plan, and a worthy ending to this applicicy:
Stay Safe!
Stay Cool!
Stay Pootling!
Pootling began in the year 1946, when Edwin Von Pootle made up a dance routine mixed with trampolining, backflipping and ice skating. Since then, Pootling has become the number one method of transport, especially in the swimming pool. In the future, people will be expected to be able to Pootle on motorbikes, up trees, and even while making their dinner on a stove of ignorance. Tanfastically renderated, the Pootle will still remain as transportation version 6 for a number of decadelliums to come.
Once you have learned the art of Pootling, you will not turn back. Pootling can even be used as a martial art to prevent volcanoes from swallowing cow's bladders. It's so easy to undertake - all you need is a fresh pair of legs, a nice open space, and plenty of Pootle-Power! Pootle-Power comes in a box, and also at a price. But if you are willing to put up with the luminous red box, and hefty price (which can vary from around £3.46 to £3.49), then you'll be in for a mighty treat! Don't be put off by that very changeable price, because if you do, then you won't be getting any syrup out of the prumple caulderon.
According to a famous Historian, Pootling is an angrysomety. It can be fun, good for the kids (all those aged over 15), exerciseful and resourceful when looking for seaweed. Seaweed then returns the favour, and boosts the chemical proceedures of an elephant by 32%, which is fantasic if you take pride in your washing machine.
Pootling has its downsides though - when Pootling, be careful not to run into Chelumbas. Chelumbas, if they catch you, which a ratio of 10 x 3 point 9 has been established for, means that in the sheer incidental fracturals of a catching from a Chelumba would result in the following fish being captioned. Not a very happy experience for the personages, the Chelumbas, or the Centrilocks, who feel pain in their lower abdomen when a Chelumba strikes on its prey. Be careful and be wary - if these Chelumbas do catch up with you, they will destroy you internally with a multitude of arms. Evillty is their game!
A Pootling Advertisment campaign began a few years ago in Paraguay, where Edwin Von Pootle was said to have started Pootling. The advertisment campaign included a number of large and colourful posters, plenty of less-colourful but more fruity TV adverts, and stickers concealed on the inner-left fingerprint of a banana. There were even specially designed caulderon cheese cartridges (CCC) put on sale for a number of minutes at the less experienceed of mongermongers, but they still sold remarkably well. This advertisment campaign is still going on today, but in many other parts of the globe, and not just Paraguay. Don't be surprised if you see a large Pootling banner walking down the street.
A recent survey was carried out featuring Pootling - 95% of the population of a llama's carrot were ensured a working job in the factory of a caravan if they answered this survey, and this is how it resulted:
Usefulness - 0%
Helpfulness - 0%
More Usefulness - 0.7%
Cheeseness - 56%
Fun - Unsatisfactory results meant this section was denoted and left to die enviousily.
There, those are the results of the results considering a llama's carrot - always remember that those thigns can be sacred, only if you have bad dreams involving birthday cakes and elephants.
Statistics are not enough on the Pootling land though - if you mention statistics while Pootling you are likely to die at the age of 84, and if you are a fit Pootler then this is not a very cerimonious year to die in - regular Pootlers will bypass the age of 84 by approximately 137 years, and if you don't then you just haven't been Pootling enough!
Another feature from the Pootling advertisment plan, and a worthy ending to this applicicy:
Stay Safe!
Stay Cool!
Stay Pootling!
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Gary busey is after 9
MARK HUTCHISON HAS NO FACE¬¬¬¬¬¬¬
*moomins*
*moomins*
my monkus needs WHEELS
won't you buy me some WHEELS
?
won't you buy me some WHEELS
?
A guide to pootling?
Monstrous, truly monstrous.
Alas, now all sorts will want a pootle in the Wenchmobile. AJ, you have caused a revolution!
Monstrous, truly monstrous.
Alas, now all sorts will want a pootle in the Wenchmobile. AJ, you have caused a revolution!
Am I the only person who found that hilarious? Nice one there Afro :D
Cyclone wrote:
> Pootling..........
>
> Pootling..........
>
> Indeed.
>
> Er...................................good post.
>
> Is that where you have the tubes and have to be careful not to suck up
> bugs?
Aye, thats the one.
> Pootling..........
>
> Pootling..........
>
> Indeed.
>
> Er...................................good post.
>
> Is that where you have the tubes and have to be careful not to suck up
> bugs?
Aye, thats the one.
Pootling..........
Pootling..........
Indeed.
Er...................................good post.
Is that where you have the tubes and have to be careful not to suck up bugs?
Pootling..........
Indeed.
Er...................................good post.
Is that where you have the tubes and have to be careful not to suck up bugs?
Edwin Von Pootle - Von Gerrid shall be Von Proud...
POP for the Pootling!
Erm...
I shall say no more :-D
I shall say no more :-D
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