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"Mother's Day .."

Hi

Well sorry this isn't much of a topic, but it's mothers day tommorow, and so far i haven't a clue what to buy, and i haven't got much time left.

So basically i just need you lot to help me think of some ideas for what i can buy her. Just post anything you can think of up here.

Thanks, Dave

I gave her a card. I made it myself!

i've had her mothers day present for over a week.
but still have no card.

Get her a vibrator

A full size blow-up Antonio Bandeares sex doll. ;-D

Say, "You have a birthday, and a mother's day, so why should I get you something?" :o)

Or just make a card

Tell her you're gay and that you are attracted to your Dad.


or just go for the classic flowers and a card.

Well .. just got back from town, thanks for the ideas. I bought some flowers, and saw this vase while i was down there, so i bought her a card, this vase, and some flowers to put it in.

For the first year I got something...

Mum doesn't want anything but I got her Anastacia album and card...

Bah stupid marketing day

How about a juggling tuna with a voice that sounds like George Bush?

Mr. Nice Guy wrote:
> Thanks. But, I missed out number 6.

6. Have her murdered.

Seems a bit extreme to me just to get out of buying a present for her.........