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"Argh! It shrunk meh Sausages!"

No, not that you dirty bagger! :D Anyway, friggin' microwave. I wanted a snack, so i decided on Spaghetti and Sausages (The Heinz tin version). Anyway, to cut a long story short, I stuck them in the microwave, as I couldn't be bothered to use the gas cooker. Meh! It shrunk the blimmin' sausages!

Advice. Never use Heinz Spaghetti and Sausages in the microwave.

Stick popcorn in the microwave, covered in beans and put an egg in the middle.

Now THAT's a show!

yes, line the bottom of your microwave with paper, before putting in a tin and beginning the process

Anything metallic will create shiny light in the microwave, as they reflect the waves back and burn holes inside the microwave.

And why I am telling you this, I have no idea.

:D

Try doing it with an Egg. Utter mess!

Parr wrote:
> Never ever cook brussel sprouts in the microwave, they tend to
> explode!

"runs to buy brussel sprouts"

Never ever cook brussel sprouts in the microwave, they tend to explode!

Put a CD in the microwave

it snaps, crackles and pops!

More than them damn rice crispies!

Has anyone ever put a bowl of forks in the microwave and put it for 5min.
Shiny:0

PoSh KiD wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Hur hur
>
> What's that? Some kind of gay laugh?


Its a husky laugh. The type you hear bellowing from the old folks home when you walk past.

"hur hur"

I've used both heating them in a pan and microwaving them and the sausages have come out the same size - Fitting into my mouth perfectly.

The sausages are always the highlight of my tinned meals, and I save them til last. I used to feel sik when i was seven and realised that they were made ut of pig...