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>>> > >>A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
>>>work.
>>> > >>Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband
comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with
the little
boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "Fine."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
mom's
lover are
in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How
much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you
to
church and
make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the
confession
booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that again"
>>>work.
>>> > >>Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband
comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with
the little
boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "Fine."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
mom's
lover are
in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How
much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you
to
church and
make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the
confession
booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that again"
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>>> > >>A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
>>>work.
>>> > >>Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband
comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with
the little
boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "Fine."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
mom's
lover are
in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How
much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you
to
church and
make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the
confession
booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that again"
>>>work.
>>> > >>Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband
comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with
the little
boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "Fine."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
mom's
lover are
in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How
much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you
to
church and
make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the
confession
booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that again"