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PRESS RELEASE:
Hospitals right across Wales are getting ready for a
birth explosion this coming Xmas and are already trying to recruit extra medical staff to cope.
"It's is a worrying side effect of foot and mouth, with the
country side closed off and so many dead sheep, our women are bound to be getting a bit more attention" said Glyn Lloyd Jones of South Glamorgan Health Trust.
The UFWWL (Ugly Fat Welsh Women's League) Has reported that they are overjoyed with the situation and are campaigning for a stop to sheep Farming in Wales for good.
"It's wonderful. All the women in our Village are getting some at the moment", said a 25 year old fat Welsh munnter.
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Top Marks this week go to the government agency in Scunthorpe who updated their email system to use a filter which filtered out any emails containing profanity or obscene language of any kind.
All was fine, til they realised that no-one whatsoever had got ANY emails during the whole week since they installed the software... They checked through everything and couldn't find a problem... until one bright spark pointed out that all their email addresses, [email protected] contained the word '!'
Marvellous!!!
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Training Courses for Women
Training Courses now available for Women (developed and taught by
men):
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speak
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space
14. Water retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
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Commentators at their best:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
(Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator)
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
(Ron Atkinson)
Hospitals right across Wales are getting ready for a
birth explosion this coming Xmas and are already trying to recruit extra medical staff to cope.
"It's is a worrying side effect of foot and mouth, with the
country side closed off and so many dead sheep, our women are bound to be getting a bit more attention" said Glyn Lloyd Jones of South Glamorgan Health Trust.
The UFWWL (Ugly Fat Welsh Women's League) Has reported that they are overjoyed with the situation and are campaigning for a stop to sheep Farming in Wales for good.
"It's wonderful. All the women in our Village are getting some at the moment", said a 25 year old fat Welsh munnter.
- - - - - - - - - -
Top Marks this week go to the government agency in Scunthorpe who updated their email system to use a filter which filtered out any emails containing profanity or obscene language of any kind.
All was fine, til they realised that no-one whatsoever had got ANY emails during the whole week since they installed the software... They checked through everything and couldn't find a problem... until one bright spark pointed out that all their email addresses, [email protected] contained the word '!'
Marvellous!!!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Training Courses for Women
Training Courses now available for Women (developed and taught by
men):
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speak
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space
14. Water retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
- - - - - - - - - -
Commentators at their best:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
(Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator)
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
(Ron Atkinson)
the first one is a true classic!
PRESS RELEASE:
Hospitals right across Wales are getting ready for a
birth explosion this coming Xmas and are already trying to recruit extra medical staff to cope.
"It's is a worrying side effect of foot and mouth, with the
country side closed off and so many dead sheep, our women are bound to be getting a bit more attention" said Glyn Lloyd Jones of South Glamorgan Health Trust.
The UFWWL (Ugly Fat Welsh Women's League) Has reported that they are overjoyed with the situation and are campaigning for a stop to sheep Farming in Wales for good.
"It's wonderful. All the women in our Village are getting some at the moment", said a 25 year old fat Welsh munnter.
- - - - - - - - - -
Top Marks this week go to the government agency in Scunthorpe who updated their email system to use a filter which filtered out any emails containing profanity or obscene language of any kind.
All was fine, til they realised that no-one whatsoever had got ANY emails during the whole week since they installed the software... They checked through everything and couldn't find a problem... until one bright spark pointed out that all their email addresses, [email protected] contained the word '!'
Marvellous!!!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Training Courses for Women
Training Courses now available for Women (developed and taught by
men):
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speak
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space
14. Water retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
- - - - - - - - - -
Commentators at their best:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
(Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator)
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
(Ron Atkinson)
Hospitals right across Wales are getting ready for a
birth explosion this coming Xmas and are already trying to recruit extra medical staff to cope.
"It's is a worrying side effect of foot and mouth, with the
country side closed off and so many dead sheep, our women are bound to be getting a bit more attention" said Glyn Lloyd Jones of South Glamorgan Health Trust.
The UFWWL (Ugly Fat Welsh Women's League) Has reported that they are overjoyed with the situation and are campaigning for a stop to sheep Farming in Wales for good.
"It's wonderful. All the women in our Village are getting some at the moment", said a 25 year old fat Welsh munnter.
- - - - - - - - - -
Top Marks this week go to the government agency in Scunthorpe who updated their email system to use a filter which filtered out any emails containing profanity or obscene language of any kind.
All was fine, til they realised that no-one whatsoever had got ANY emails during the whole week since they installed the software... They checked through everything and couldn't find a problem... until one bright spark pointed out that all their email addresses, [email protected] contained the word '!'
Marvellous!!!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Training Courses for Women
Training Courses now available for Women (developed and taught by
men):
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speak
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space
14. Water retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
- - - - - - - - - -
Commentators at their best:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
(Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator)
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
(Ron Atkinson)