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here is my first joke you may have seen it before on my last spaming topic :)
The dog called sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."
The dog called sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."
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FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Why isn't there a kind of n00b forum.
> A nest, shall we say.
> This'll be a place where all the n00bs have to stay and spam away
> quite happily until they die and rot in their own feaceas.
>
> Or, when a decent chappie comes along, he'll (she'll) have the freedom
> of the whole site - will fly the nest - in regocnition of their
> sensible behaviour and mature attitude - spam free.
>
> Puurrfect.
huh??????
I dont actually i think of these.....well some of them :P
> Why isn't there a kind of n00b forum.
> A nest, shall we say.
> This'll be a place where all the n00bs have to stay and spam away
> quite happily until they die and rot in their own feaceas.
>
> Or, when a decent chappie comes along, he'll (she'll) have the freedom
> of the whole site - will fly the nest - in regocnition of their
> sensible behaviour and mature attitude - spam free.
>
> Puurrfect.
huh??????
I dont actually i think of these.....well some of them :P
Why isn't there a kind of n00b forum.
A nest, shall we say.
This'll be a place where all the n00bs have to stay and spam away quite happily until they die and rot in their own feaceas.
Or, when a decent chappie comes along, he'll (she'll) have the freedom of the whole site - will fly the nest - in regocnition of their sensible behaviour and mature attitude - spam free.
Puurrfect.
A nest, shall we say.
This'll be a place where all the n00bs have to stay and spam away quite happily until they die and rot in their own feaceas.
Or, when a decent chappie comes along, he'll (she'll) have the freedom of the whole site - will fly the nest - in regocnition of their sensible behaviour and mature attitude - spam free.
Puurrfect.
Ah, you just dont appreciate a good joke, and look who's talking, you copied all your jokes from another site.
ssxpro wrote:
> Okay, would anybody else like to join me in counting to ten. Anybody
> else realised what happens at 10? Yep, you guessed it. Its a good old
> banning :D
>
> Seriously though, as a fellow poster, I`m trying to warn you that you
> could be on the verge of getting banned. I don`t know the exact rules,
> but it strikes me that your topic was deleted because it wasn`t a PS2
> topic, and now in the last 10 minutes or so you`ve made two more that
> are just the same.
>
> I don`t want to see you banned, so please go and read the rules and
> try to restrain yourself.
I'm with ssxpro here. STOP SPAMMING! You WILL get banned. I hope. :D
> Okay, would anybody else like to join me in counting to ten. Anybody
> else realised what happens at 10? Yep, you guessed it. Its a good old
> banning :D
>
> Seriously though, as a fellow poster, I`m trying to warn you that you
> could be on the verge of getting banned. I don`t know the exact rules,
> but it strikes me that your topic was deleted because it wasn`t a PS2
> topic, and now in the last 10 minutes or so you`ve made two more that
> are just the same.
>
> I don`t want to see you banned, so please go and read the rules and
> try to restrain yourself.
I'm with ssxpro here. STOP SPAMMING! You WILL get banned. I hope. :D
I heard a good joke today, its probs ancient but its good.
Paddy and Mick were in a helicopter and Paddy says to Mick, "if I flew upside-down, do you think we would fall out?"
Mick says "no, its all right, we would still be friends"
Paddy and Mick were in a helicopter and Paddy says to Mick, "if I flew upside-down, do you think we would fall out?"
Mick says "no, its all right, we would still be friends"
teneiken slash is auron+otacon hahahahaha
hey otacon you geek i thought you were going to change your name to dil & do
hey otacon you geek i thought you were going to change your name to dil & do
weird name... who cares about word count... :)
no one seems to know why you started this forum they just call you an idiot
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