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Funny monkey joke eh!
Well check this one out....
An elephant is walking through the jungle when he falls into a pit.
"Help....Help..." he shouts.
A nearby chicken hears his cries and rushes to the source of the sound."What's up?" the chicken asks.
"Well i'm stuck down here and cannot get out ,can you help me?".So the chicken tells the elephant to hang on in there, and explains that he'll be back in a minute,and buggers off.
A minute later ,back comes the chicken in his Porsche,he gets out and ties a rope to the bumper, gives the other end to the elephant and pulls him out using the power of the car!
"Oh thank you ever so much" say's the elephant,"how can i repay you?".
"Well" says the chicken "just call it a favour, but be there for me if i need help!"
"No problem" says the elephant,and off they go back to their lives.
A couple of weeks later, the chicken is walking through the forest when lo and behold, he falls down the exact same pit that the elephant fell down a fortnight earlier.
"Help.....Help....." cries the chicken.
The elephant instantly recognises the voice and rushes to the pit side.
"Hang on a mo'" says the elephant ,and whips out his willy,unravels it and throws the end down to the chicken.
The chicken grabs the willy climbs up and is free!
And they all lived happily ever after.
The moral of the story....
If you've got a big willy...you don't need a Porsche to pull the chicks.
Boom Boom!
Well check this one out....
An elephant is walking through the jungle when he falls into a pit.
"Help....Help..." he shouts.
A nearby chicken hears his cries and rushes to the source of the sound."What's up?" the chicken asks.
"Well i'm stuck down here and cannot get out ,can you help me?".So the chicken tells the elephant to hang on in there, and explains that he'll be back in a minute,and buggers off.
A minute later ,back comes the chicken in his Porsche,he gets out and ties a rope to the bumper, gives the other end to the elephant and pulls him out using the power of the car!
"Oh thank you ever so much" say's the elephant,"how can i repay you?".
"Well" says the chicken "just call it a favour, but be there for me if i need help!"
"No problem" says the elephant,and off they go back to their lives.
A couple of weeks later, the chicken is walking through the forest when lo and behold, he falls down the exact same pit that the elephant fell down a fortnight earlier.
"Help.....Help....." cries the chicken.
The elephant instantly recognises the voice and rushes to the pit side.
"Hang on a mo'" says the elephant ,and whips out his willy,unravels it and throws the end down to the chicken.
The chicken grabs the willy climbs up and is free!
And they all lived happily ever after.
The moral of the story....
If you've got a big willy...you don't need a Porsche to pull the chicks.
Boom Boom!
LOL, very good moral!
Mystique's boobs...
are you ACTUALLY mystique?
or are you some cheap person that wants a laugh
are you ACTUALLY mystique?
or are you some cheap person that wants a laugh
Mystiques Boobs wrote:
> I would laugh but I didn't read it.
This persons name is funnier than the joke.... :D
> I would laugh but I didn't read it.
This persons name is funnier than the joke.... :D
i would laugh but i'm to tired...
Funny...very funny (but a porsche helps)
Funny monkey joke eh!
Well check this one out....
An elephant is walking through the jungle when he falls into a pit.
"Help....Help..." he shouts.
A nearby chicken hears his cries and rushes to the source of the sound."What's up?" the chicken asks.
"Well i'm stuck down here and cannot get out ,can you help me?".So the chicken tells the elephant to hang on in there, and explains that he'll be back in a minute,and buggers off.
A minute later ,back comes the chicken in his Porsche,he gets out and ties a rope to the bumper, gives the other end to the elephant and pulls him out using the power of the car!
"Oh thank you ever so much" say's the elephant,"how can i repay you?".
"Well" says the chicken "just call it a favour, but be there for me if i need help!"
"No problem" says the elephant,and off they go back to their lives.
A couple of weeks later, the chicken is walking through the forest when lo and behold, he falls down the exact same pit that the elephant fell down a fortnight earlier.
"Help.....Help....." cries the chicken.
The elephant instantly recognises the voice and rushes to the pit side.
"Hang on a mo'" says the elephant ,and whips out his willy,unravels it and throws the end down to the chicken.
The chicken grabs the willy climbs up and is free!
And they all lived happily ever after.
The moral of the story....
If you've got a big willy...you don't need a Porsche to pull the chicks.
Boom Boom!
Well check this one out....
An elephant is walking through the jungle when he falls into a pit.
"Help....Help..." he shouts.
A nearby chicken hears his cries and rushes to the source of the sound."What's up?" the chicken asks.
"Well i'm stuck down here and cannot get out ,can you help me?".So the chicken tells the elephant to hang on in there, and explains that he'll be back in a minute,and buggers off.
A minute later ,back comes the chicken in his Porsche,he gets out and ties a rope to the bumper, gives the other end to the elephant and pulls him out using the power of the car!
"Oh thank you ever so much" say's the elephant,"how can i repay you?".
"Well" says the chicken "just call it a favour, but be there for me if i need help!"
"No problem" says the elephant,and off they go back to their lives.
A couple of weeks later, the chicken is walking through the forest when lo and behold, he falls down the exact same pit that the elephant fell down a fortnight earlier.
"Help.....Help....." cries the chicken.
The elephant instantly recognises the voice and rushes to the pit side.
"Hang on a mo'" says the elephant ,and whips out his willy,unravels it and throws the end down to the chicken.
The chicken grabs the willy climbs up and is free!
And they all lived happily ever after.
The moral of the story....
If you've got a big willy...you don't need a Porsche to pull the chicks.
Boom Boom!