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I am the Tarrant: Hello, and welcome again to Who Wants to Be a Notable Millionaire. Here are today’s contestants. You may notice that the bumbling excuses for idiots from our last broadcast have been removed. Anyway:
FantasyMeister!
Meka_Dragon
Ant!
er-no!
pb!
Wookiee Monster!
Your Honour!
Pro Evo!
SonicRav!
Edgy!
AfroJoe!
I am The Tarrant!
I am the Tarrant: As you may see, someone called I am The Tarrant, who looks exactly likes me, sounds exactly like me and smells exactly like me but is not me has been put on this show. He’s not a Notable, but who gives a damn?
I am the Tarrant: Well, let’s play. First question. Which of these is not a Loony Tune.
A - Daffy Duck
B- Bugs Bunny
C - That funny looking chicken who sounds like a hillbilly
D - Jerry
I am the Tarrant: Well, let’s see who got it right: Well, 10 people got it right. But the winner was I am the Tarrant in 0.000000000001 seconds. Hello Tarrant. Hello! Are you ready to play. I certainly am. Okay, onto the first question!
And, I go, I mean, I am the Tarrant goes away with 1 million pounds. Hooray for him!
I am the Tarrant: Next starter question.
Which of these is rumoured has the least IQ level?
A: George Bush
B: Darkus from SR
C: A leaf
D: Some random homeless guy who sits around all day talking about puppies.
I am the Tarrant: And, the results are in. The answer is Darkus, who’s IQ is just under that of a leaf. And the person who got it right in the quickest time was... Your Honour. Come on down!
Your Honour: Hello, Tarrant!
I am the Tarrant: Leave me alone you frea.. anyway, onto the first question.
How does Tony really earn his living?
A: Working at Special Reserve
B: Through his pension
C: He relies on the kindness of strangers
D: Use sweets to lure children into his home, then sell them as slaves on the black market.
Your Honour: Can I phone a friend?
I am the Tarrant: Of course not. This is a game show, not a socialising event
Off-screen voice: Uh, it’s part of the game. Asher just left it out last time because he’s stupid.
I am the Tarrant: Okay. Phone someone.
Your Honour: Tony!
I am the Tarrant: Okay... Tony? Hello, this is I am the Tarrant, and Your Honour is competing for one hundred pounds on our show. Please answer this question to help him.
How does Tony really earn his living?
A: Working at Special Reserve
B: Through his pension
C: He relies on the kindness of strangers
D: Use sweets to lure children into his home, then sell them as slaves on the black market.
I am the Tarrant: Hello?
Tony: Ah think ah swallowed ma tooth!
I am the Tarrant: What’s the answer?
Tony: Buy a new one, stupid.
I am the Tarrant: Wha... oh, times out. I’d let you use 50/50 or Ask the Audience, but Asher doesn’t want to make this post any more long-winded and boring than it already is. So, take a random guess.
Your Honour: A. Through SR.
I am the Tarrant: Wrong! The correct answer is D, selling young children as slaves. You leave with nothing, sucker!
Your Honour: Grr...
I am the Tarrant: Next question that picks the people. You know what I mean.
Who won against Arsenal on Saturday?
A: Some team who are really crap
B: Some team who are really crap
C: Some team who are really crap!
D: Some team who are really crap
Well, the correct answer is C, because Arsenal got beaten by some team who are really crap, so you say it with an exclamation mark. SonicRav was the only one to get it right... but, he doesn’t appear to be here... so how did he... well, we’ll choose someone using alphabetical order. Come on up Ant!
AfroJoe: I come before him in the alphabet! No fair.
I am the Tarrant: I don’t care. So, Ant, how do you feel about appearing on Who Wants To Be A Notable Millionaire?
Ant: lalala lalala, lalalala.
I am the Tarrant: You irritate, scare and confuse me. Anyway, your first question.
Which of these is not a mammal?
A: Mr. Snuggly
B: Monkeys
C: Ducks
D: Birds
Ant: A. Because we all know that Mr. Snuggly is a rare cross between an Alligator and Huggy Bear.
I am the Tarrant: Correct!
Which of these popular leaders had the longest reign?
A: Elizabeth the Second
B: Victoria
C: Henry the Eighth
D: Prince Harry
Ant: Henry?
I am the Tarrant: No, she was never popular. And I just stole a joke from the Simpsons. Sue me. I really don’t care.
I am the Tarrant: Anyway, that’s all for today, folks! As you may remember, I am the Tarrant left with 1, 000, 000 pounds, Your Honour failed miserably and Ant left with 32, 000 pounds. Here is the leader board so far:
I am the Tarrant: 1, 000, 000
RastaBillySkank: 250, 000
Ant: 32, 000
Goatboy: 1, 000
SHEEPY: 1, 000
Grix Thraves: 0
Sniper: 0
Your Honour: 0
I am the Tarrant: Join us again soon. That is, if the mildly offensive and completely non-sensual ramblings of today’s episode haven’t put you off. Tata!
Drunk Cow wrote:
> Great Asher!!!! It's as great as the post that I lost against a while
> ago.:-D
It's a pleasure to beat you.
> Great Asher!!!! It's as great as the post that I lost against a while
> ago.:-D
It's a pleasure to beat you.
Thankyou.
I'll try and finsih off all the Notables in the enxt 2 episodes.
Then it's onto the Regulars.... :-)
I'll try and finsih off all the Notables in the enxt 2 episodes.
Then it's onto the Regulars.... :-)
"Your Honour: Can I phone a friend?
I am the Tarrant: Of course not. This is a game show, not a socialising event"
LOL! :D
More great stuff Asher, and I got up to the 32,000 mark! Excellent!
'Ave it. :D
I am the Tarrant: Of course not. This is a game show, not a socialising event"
LOL! :D
More great stuff Asher, and I got up to the 32,000 mark! Excellent!
'Ave it. :D
True entertainers never die.
(Until they reach old age, get a fatal disease or are brutally murdered)
(Until they reach old age, get a fatal disease or are brutally murdered)
Great Asher!!!! It's as great as the post that I lost against a while ago.:-D
I am the Tarrant: Hello, and welcome again to Who Wants to Be a Notable Millionaire. Here are today’s contestants. You may notice that the bumbling excuses for idiots from our last broadcast have been removed. Anyway:
FantasyMeister!
Meka_Dragon
Ant!
er-no!
pb!
Wookiee Monster!
Your Honour!
Pro Evo!
SonicRav!
Edgy!
AfroJoe!
I am The Tarrant!
I am the Tarrant: As you may see, someone called I am The Tarrant, who looks exactly likes me, sounds exactly like me and smells exactly like me but is not me has been put on this show. He’s not a Notable, but who gives a damn?
I am the Tarrant: Well, let’s play. First question. Which of these is not a Loony Tune.
A - Daffy Duck
B- Bugs Bunny
C - That funny looking chicken who sounds like a hillbilly
D - Jerry
I am the Tarrant: Well, let’s see who got it right: Well, 10 people got it right. But the winner was I am the Tarrant in 0.000000000001 seconds. Hello Tarrant. Hello! Are you ready to play. I certainly am. Okay, onto the first question!
And, I go, I mean, I am the Tarrant goes away with 1 million pounds. Hooray for him!
I am the Tarrant: Next starter question.
Which of these is rumoured has the least IQ level?
A: George Bush
B: Darkus from SR
C: A leaf
D: Some random homeless guy who sits around all day talking about puppies.
I am the Tarrant: And, the results are in. The answer is Darkus, who’s IQ is just under that of a leaf. And the person who got it right in the quickest time was... Your Honour. Come on down!
Your Honour: Hello, Tarrant!
I am the Tarrant: Leave me alone you frea.. anyway, onto the first question.
How does Tony really earn his living?
A: Working at Special Reserve
B: Through his pension
C: He relies on the kindness of strangers
D: Use sweets to lure children into his home, then sell them as slaves on the black market.
Your Honour: Can I phone a friend?
I am the Tarrant: Of course not. This is a game show, not a socialising event
Off-screen voice: Uh, it’s part of the game. Asher just left it out last time because he’s stupid.
I am the Tarrant: Okay. Phone someone.
Your Honour: Tony!
I am the Tarrant: Okay... Tony? Hello, this is I am the Tarrant, and Your Honour is competing for one hundred pounds on our show. Please answer this question to help him.
How does Tony really earn his living?
A: Working at Special Reserve
B: Through his pension
C: He relies on the kindness of strangers
D: Use sweets to lure children into his home, then sell them as slaves on the black market.
I am the Tarrant: Hello?
Tony: Ah think ah swallowed ma tooth!
I am the Tarrant: What’s the answer?
Tony: Buy a new one, stupid.
I am the Tarrant: Wha... oh, times out. I’d let you use 50/50 or Ask the Audience, but Asher doesn’t want to make this post any more long-winded and boring than it already is. So, take a random guess.
Your Honour: A. Through SR.
I am the Tarrant: Wrong! The correct answer is D, selling young children as slaves. You leave with nothing, sucker!
Your Honour: Grr...
I am the Tarrant: Next question that picks the people. You know what I mean.
Who won against Arsenal on Saturday?
A: Some team who are really crap
B: Some team who are really crap
C: Some team who are really crap!
D: Some team who are really crap
Well, the correct answer is C, because Arsenal got beaten by some team who are really crap, so you say it with an exclamation mark. SonicRav was the only one to get it right... but, he doesn’t appear to be here... so how did he... well, we’ll choose someone using alphabetical order. Come on up Ant!
AfroJoe: I come before him in the alphabet! No fair.
I am the Tarrant: I don’t care. So, Ant, how do you feel about appearing on Who Wants To Be A Notable Millionaire?
Ant: lalala lalala, lalalala.
I am the Tarrant: You irritate, scare and confuse me. Anyway, your first question.
Which of these is not a mammal?
A: Mr. Snuggly
B: Monkeys
C: Ducks
D: Birds
Ant: A. Because we all know that Mr. Snuggly is a rare cross between an Alligator and Huggy Bear.
I am the Tarrant: Correct!
Which of these popular leaders had the longest reign?
A: Elizabeth the Second
B: Victoria
C: Henry the Eighth
D: Prince Harry
Ant: Henry?
I am the Tarrant: No, she was never popular. And I just stole a joke from the Simpsons. Sue me. I really don’t care.
I am the Tarrant: Anyway, that’s all for today, folks! As you may remember, I am the Tarrant left with 1, 000, 000 pounds, Your Honour failed miserably and Ant left with 32, 000 pounds. Here is the leader board so far:
I am the Tarrant: 1, 000, 000
RastaBillySkank: 250, 000
Ant: 32, 000
Goatboy: 1, 000
SHEEPY: 1, 000
Grix Thraves: 0
Sniper: 0
Your Honour: 0
I am the Tarrant: Join us again soon. That is, if the mildly offensive and completely non-sensual ramblings of today’s episode haven’t put you off. Tata!