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Women, women, women! You looking for a man in your life, to satisfy all your needs (whatever they may be) and fitting the tall, dark and handsome description you all long for, well they might not fit your perfect demands but they'll certainly give you a good time. They're loaded and living life on the fast road. What's that I hear? You want to join them? Well, you've got to know who they are first ... jeez!
"SOLID" SNAKE
Ladies this is the man with the "huge" reputation, apparently. His Metal Gear adventures have left him shattered so he'll obviously be a bit demanding for some dinner to be ready as soon as he gets in the house. However, you'll get your reward elsewhere if you like your men who know what to do in the bedroom department. He's all free and single just waiting to be snatched away by a lushous woman who can keep him company as well as feeding him his needed daily vitamins. That's right, Snake can't cook but what do you care? He's got a fast car and lots of cash, plus very soon he'll be able to take you to movie awards so you'll be mingling in with all the Stars, then you'll have the opportunity to grab your own fame and dump the lazy, worthless slob...erm eligible bachelor.
Snake likes women in suits, and prefers wearing spandex than normal everyday clothing. Occassionally, his "lucky" neighbours have the huge pleasure of witnessing Snake express his feelings towards nature, being in the nude. He says that all humans were born that way so he feels that respect must be shown to nature.
Yes, he's a very supersticous person so don't be afraid if you see him hiding behind walls, crouching into certain rooms of the house and rolling to exit the house. His bad habits are choking people from behind, throwing grenades in shopping centres and bungee jumping UNSUPERVISED over famous bridges.
Snake's a nice bloke with a few screws loose, so if you think you're the woman who can put him right, he's all yours!
AH MARIOOO
He's a fit plumber with a bushy moustache, every woman's dream, and all the time you spend with him you'll be happy to know that most people claim him to be responsible for the great quality of computer games today. He's a nifty little fella who likes his women all princess-like. All of his work with business partners Nintendo has earned him a hefty amount of cash, and lucky for you he's known for being very generous, so obviously with his salary a new pair of shoes and loads of stylish Versace wear everyday won't go amiss.
He's also very useful around the house. He does his own lavatory work ..no not that!..I mean any plumbing problems, he can fix saving the hassle of requesting for a plumber from Yellow Pages. Although he goes against every thing a woman wants their man to look like - tall, dark and handsome - he's got a very good sense of humour and can handle his own problems like evil green turtles, mutant flies and evil dragons. He's used to all that now!
Mario doesn't half like his food but don't worry, being Italian he has a very good knowledge of how to cook, so better expect occasional surprises of lovely Italian delicacies. His favourite hobbies are gambling on Yoshi Races, playing in arcades and giving generously to the homeless. He's also known to do the old streak now and then and he has a little disorder of jumping and making "plop!" sounds at the same time. This is an uncontrollable reaction for Mario so you'll just have to bear with it like he has ever since he signed that deal with Nintendo. He HAS thought about suing but being the generous person he is, he changed his mind.
That's Mario for you! A ladies man! You want him? You got him!
Tommy Vercetti
Now here's a man most women can cope with. Tommy is the next best thing to Al Capone just that he's just a tad better looking. He's one rich mo fo that knows how to have a good time. He likes owning his own businesses as well, Strip Clubs, Bars, Hotels and so on. All this has earned him well and today he lives in a huge mansion with a lot of protection. This man cannot be touched!
Tommy is very fashionable, so much so that he sometimes goes to bed with his Tuxedo on. Style is his thing, but he ain't know goody two shoes. He looks stylish to act crimes with style, but he doesn't always get away with it. Like a man with a fast car? Well, he's got lots of them, as well as groovy motorbikes. Austin Powers would be proud of him!
His insane hobbies are running helpless old women with zimmerframes over, feeding his baseball bat and other weapons to people's faces and rampaging. I wouldn't trust him in a car that much either because he admires stunt drivers in films and every now and then he likes to think himself as one creating his own stunts...and somehow he gets cash for it!
Cash just seems to run out of Tommy's pocket like water and he'll always be willing to give his ladies ..erm lady a treat as long as he gets something in return. Currently seeing a shrink for certain mental problems, Tommy is now learning how to control his insane urges to hurt innocent people and steal cars, but do not be discouraged, he loves his women dearly, but anything could happen once he's finished with you.
Well, there you have it! Three eligible bachelors for the ladies to ponder upon. Snake likes his women hairy, Mario likes to cook and Tommy doesn't really like people.
Thanks for reading
"SOLID" SNAKE
Ladies this is the man with the "huge" reputation, apparently. His Metal Gear adventures have left him shattered so he'll obviously be a bit demanding for some dinner to be ready as soon as he gets in the house. However, you'll get your reward elsewhere if you like your men who know what to do in the bedroom department. He's all free and single just waiting to be snatched away by a lushous woman who can keep him company as well as feeding him his needed daily vitamins. That's right, Snake can't cook but what do you care? He's got a fast car and lots of cash, plus very soon he'll be able to take you to movie awards so you'll be mingling in with all the Stars, then you'll have the opportunity to grab your own fame and dump the lazy, worthless slob...erm eligible bachelor.
Snake likes women in suits, and prefers wearing spandex than normal everyday clothing. Occassionally, his "lucky" neighbours have the huge pleasure of witnessing Snake express his feelings towards nature, being in the nude. He says that all humans were born that way so he feels that respect must be shown to nature.
Yes, he's a very supersticous person so don't be afraid if you see him hiding behind walls, crouching into certain rooms of the house and rolling to exit the house. His bad habits are choking people from behind, throwing grenades in shopping centres and bungee jumping UNSUPERVISED over famous bridges.
Snake's a nice bloke with a few screws loose, so if you think you're the woman who can put him right, he's all yours!
AH MARIOOO
He's a fit plumber with a bushy moustache, every woman's dream, and all the time you spend with him you'll be happy to know that most people claim him to be responsible for the great quality of computer games today. He's a nifty little fella who likes his women all princess-like. All of his work with business partners Nintendo has earned him a hefty amount of cash, and lucky for you he's known for being very generous, so obviously with his salary a new pair of shoes and loads of stylish Versace wear everyday won't go amiss.
He's also very useful around the house. He does his own lavatory work ..no not that!..I mean any plumbing problems, he can fix saving the hassle of requesting for a plumber from Yellow Pages. Although he goes against every thing a woman wants their man to look like - tall, dark and handsome - he's got a very good sense of humour and can handle his own problems like evil green turtles, mutant flies and evil dragons. He's used to all that now!
Mario doesn't half like his food but don't worry, being Italian he has a very good knowledge of how to cook, so better expect occasional surprises of lovely Italian delicacies. His favourite hobbies are gambling on Yoshi Races, playing in arcades and giving generously to the homeless. He's also known to do the old streak now and then and he has a little disorder of jumping and making "plop!" sounds at the same time. This is an uncontrollable reaction for Mario so you'll just have to bear with it like he has ever since he signed that deal with Nintendo. He HAS thought about suing but being the generous person he is, he changed his mind.
That's Mario for you! A ladies man! You want him? You got him!
Tommy Vercetti
Now here's a man most women can cope with. Tommy is the next best thing to Al Capone just that he's just a tad better looking. He's one rich mo fo that knows how to have a good time. He likes owning his own businesses as well, Strip Clubs, Bars, Hotels and so on. All this has earned him well and today he lives in a huge mansion with a lot of protection. This man cannot be touched!
Tommy is very fashionable, so much so that he sometimes goes to bed with his Tuxedo on. Style is his thing, but he ain't know goody two shoes. He looks stylish to act crimes with style, but he doesn't always get away with it. Like a man with a fast car? Well, he's got lots of them, as well as groovy motorbikes. Austin Powers would be proud of him!
His insane hobbies are running helpless old women with zimmerframes over, feeding his baseball bat and other weapons to people's faces and rampaging. I wouldn't trust him in a car that much either because he admires stunt drivers in films and every now and then he likes to think himself as one creating his own stunts...and somehow he gets cash for it!
Cash just seems to run out of Tommy's pocket like water and he'll always be willing to give his ladies ..erm lady a treat as long as he gets something in return. Currently seeing a shrink for certain mental problems, Tommy is now learning how to control his insane urges to hurt innocent people and steal cars, but do not be discouraged, he loves his women dearly, but anything could happen once he's finished with you.
Well, there you have it! Three eligible bachelors for the ladies to ponder upon. Snake likes his women hairy, Mario likes to cook and Tommy doesn't really like people.
Thanks for reading
Oh well
Women, women, women! You looking for a man in your life, to satisfy all your needs (whatever they may be) and fitting the tall, dark and handsome description you all long for, well they might not fit your perfect demands but they'll certainly give you a good time. They're loaded and living life on the fast road. What's that I hear? You want to join them? Well, you've got to know who they are first ... jeez!
"SOLID" SNAKE
Ladies this is the man with the "huge" reputation, apparently. His Metal Gear adventures have left him shattered so he'll obviously be a bit demanding for some dinner to be ready as soon as he gets in the house. However, you'll get your reward elsewhere if you like your men who know what to do in the bedroom department. He's all free and single just waiting to be snatched away by a lushous woman who can keep him company as well as feeding him his needed daily vitamins. That's right, Snake can't cook but what do you care? He's got a fast car and lots of cash, plus very soon he'll be able to take you to movie awards so you'll be mingling in with all the Stars, then you'll have the opportunity to grab your own fame and dump the lazy, worthless slob...erm eligible bachelor.
Snake likes women in suits, and prefers wearing spandex than normal everyday clothing. Occassionally, his "lucky" neighbours have the huge pleasure of witnessing Snake express his feelings towards nature, being in the nude. He says that all humans were born that way so he feels that respect must be shown to nature.
Yes, he's a very supersticous person so don't be afraid if you see him hiding behind walls, crouching into certain rooms of the house and rolling to exit the house. His bad habits are choking people from behind, throwing grenades in shopping centres and bungee jumping UNSUPERVISED over famous bridges.
Snake's a nice bloke with a few screws loose, so if you think you're the woman who can put him right, he's all yours!
AH MARIOOO
He's a fit plumber with a bushy moustache, every woman's dream, and all the time you spend with him you'll be happy to know that most people claim him to be responsible for the great quality of computer games today. He's a nifty little fella who likes his women all princess-like. All of his work with business partners Nintendo has earned him a hefty amount of cash, and lucky for you he's known for being very generous, so obviously with his salary a new pair of shoes and loads of stylish Versace wear everyday won't go amiss.
He's also very useful around the house. He does his own lavatory work ..no not that!..I mean any plumbing problems, he can fix saving the hassle of requesting for a plumber from Yellow Pages. Although he goes against every thing a woman wants their man to look like - tall, dark and handsome - he's got a very good sense of humour and can handle his own problems like evil green turtles, mutant flies and evil dragons. He's used to all that now!
Mario doesn't half like his food but don't worry, being Italian he has a very good knowledge of how to cook, so better expect occasional surprises of lovely Italian delicacies. His favourite hobbies are gambling on Yoshi Races, playing in arcades and giving generously to the homeless. He's also known to do the old streak now and then and he has a little disorder of jumping and making "plop!" sounds at the same time. This is an uncontrollable reaction for Mario so you'll just have to bear with it like he has ever since he signed that deal with Nintendo. He HAS thought about suing but being the generous person he is, he changed his mind.
That's Mario for you! A ladies man! You want him? You got him!
Tommy Vercetti
Now here's a man most women can cope with. Tommy is the next best thing to Al Capone just that he's just a tad better looking. He's one rich mo fo that knows how to have a good time. He likes owning his own businesses as well, Strip Clubs, Bars, Hotels and so on. All this has earned him well and today he lives in a huge mansion with a lot of protection. This man cannot be touched!
Tommy is very fashionable, so much so that he sometimes goes to bed with his Tuxedo on. Style is his thing, but he ain't know goody two shoes. He looks stylish to act crimes with style, but he doesn't always get away with it. Like a man with a fast car? Well, he's got lots of them, as well as groovy motorbikes. Austin Powers would be proud of him!
His insane hobbies are running helpless old women with zimmerframes over, feeding his baseball bat and other weapons to people's faces and rampaging. I wouldn't trust him in a car that much either because he admires stunt drivers in films and every now and then he likes to think himself as one creating his own stunts...and somehow he gets cash for it!
Cash just seems to run out of Tommy's pocket like water and he'll always be willing to give his ladies ..erm lady a treat as long as he gets something in return. Currently seeing a shrink for certain mental problems, Tommy is now learning how to control his insane urges to hurt innocent people and steal cars, but do not be discouraged, he loves his women dearly, but anything could happen once he's finished with you.
Well, there you have it! Three eligible bachelors for the ladies to ponder upon. Snake likes his women hairy, Mario likes to cook and Tommy doesn't really like people.
Thanks for reading
"SOLID" SNAKE
Ladies this is the man with the "huge" reputation, apparently. His Metal Gear adventures have left him shattered so he'll obviously be a bit demanding for some dinner to be ready as soon as he gets in the house. However, you'll get your reward elsewhere if you like your men who know what to do in the bedroom department. He's all free and single just waiting to be snatched away by a lushous woman who can keep him company as well as feeding him his needed daily vitamins. That's right, Snake can't cook but what do you care? He's got a fast car and lots of cash, plus very soon he'll be able to take you to movie awards so you'll be mingling in with all the Stars, then you'll have the opportunity to grab your own fame and dump the lazy, worthless slob...erm eligible bachelor.
Snake likes women in suits, and prefers wearing spandex than normal everyday clothing. Occassionally, his "lucky" neighbours have the huge pleasure of witnessing Snake express his feelings towards nature, being in the nude. He says that all humans were born that way so he feels that respect must be shown to nature.
Yes, he's a very supersticous person so don't be afraid if you see him hiding behind walls, crouching into certain rooms of the house and rolling to exit the house. His bad habits are choking people from behind, throwing grenades in shopping centres and bungee jumping UNSUPERVISED over famous bridges.
Snake's a nice bloke with a few screws loose, so if you think you're the woman who can put him right, he's all yours!
AH MARIOOO
He's a fit plumber with a bushy moustache, every woman's dream, and all the time you spend with him you'll be happy to know that most people claim him to be responsible for the great quality of computer games today. He's a nifty little fella who likes his women all princess-like. All of his work with business partners Nintendo has earned him a hefty amount of cash, and lucky for you he's known for being very generous, so obviously with his salary a new pair of shoes and loads of stylish Versace wear everyday won't go amiss.
He's also very useful around the house. He does his own lavatory work ..no not that!..I mean any plumbing problems, he can fix saving the hassle of requesting for a plumber from Yellow Pages. Although he goes against every thing a woman wants their man to look like - tall, dark and handsome - he's got a very good sense of humour and can handle his own problems like evil green turtles, mutant flies and evil dragons. He's used to all that now!
Mario doesn't half like his food but don't worry, being Italian he has a very good knowledge of how to cook, so better expect occasional surprises of lovely Italian delicacies. His favourite hobbies are gambling on Yoshi Races, playing in arcades and giving generously to the homeless. He's also known to do the old streak now and then and he has a little disorder of jumping and making "plop!" sounds at the same time. This is an uncontrollable reaction for Mario so you'll just have to bear with it like he has ever since he signed that deal with Nintendo. He HAS thought about suing but being the generous person he is, he changed his mind.
That's Mario for you! A ladies man! You want him? You got him!
Tommy Vercetti
Now here's a man most women can cope with. Tommy is the next best thing to Al Capone just that he's just a tad better looking. He's one rich mo fo that knows how to have a good time. He likes owning his own businesses as well, Strip Clubs, Bars, Hotels and so on. All this has earned him well and today he lives in a huge mansion with a lot of protection. This man cannot be touched!
Tommy is very fashionable, so much so that he sometimes goes to bed with his Tuxedo on. Style is his thing, but he ain't know goody two shoes. He looks stylish to act crimes with style, but he doesn't always get away with it. Like a man with a fast car? Well, he's got lots of them, as well as groovy motorbikes. Austin Powers would be proud of him!
His insane hobbies are running helpless old women with zimmerframes over, feeding his baseball bat and other weapons to people's faces and rampaging. I wouldn't trust him in a car that much either because he admires stunt drivers in films and every now and then he likes to think himself as one creating his own stunts...and somehow he gets cash for it!
Cash just seems to run out of Tommy's pocket like water and he'll always be willing to give his ladies ..erm lady a treat as long as he gets something in return. Currently seeing a shrink for certain mental problems, Tommy is now learning how to control his insane urges to hurt innocent people and steal cars, but do not be discouraged, he loves his women dearly, but anything could happen once he's finished with you.
Well, there you have it! Three eligible bachelors for the ladies to ponder upon. Snake likes his women hairy, Mario likes to cook and Tommy doesn't really like people.
Thanks for reading