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Walking home from Uni today I managed to get caught up in a group of primary school kids. Anyway, to cut a long story short, we walked past this bloke putting stuff in the boot of his car and he dropped something and shouted 'F*******CK' quite loud. All the kids stopped and looked at the man. Smashing - soon they'll be at home going 'Mummy, what's a f*f**k'. Super.
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This isn't swearing but it still rules
Me, my Mum, Dad, sister and brother are leaving for a holiday in Minorca and we're in that bit of the airport between the duty and the plane. You know, the endless corridors and horizontal escalators. Well, we get to the end and we're in a big queue of people waiting to board and my little brother sees an advert for Durex that says "Have you remembered to pack yours?" or something "subtle" like that. So he asks my Mum "Have you packed the Durex's?" at the top of his voice and the entire queue turns round and looks at us..
It would have been embarrassing but I was too busy laughing at him. It's now wheeled out every Christmas time when family and relatives are over, so he will never be able to live down the humiliation of it all.
Me, my Mum, Dad, sister and brother are leaving for a holiday in Minorca and we're in that bit of the airport between the duty and the plane. You know, the endless corridors and horizontal escalators. Well, we get to the end and we're in a big queue of people waiting to board and my little brother sees an advert for Durex that says "Have you remembered to pack yours?" or something "subtle" like that. So he asks my Mum "Have you packed the Durex's?" at the top of his voice and the entire queue turns round and looks at us..
It would have been embarrassing but I was too busy laughing at him. It's now wheeled out every Christmas time when family and relatives are over, so he will never be able to live down the humiliation of it all.
Didn't affect your education at all though, obviously.
*ponders over the thought that perhaps Shaneo IS everyone*
(Would make a lot of sense, you know.)
No it wouldn't.
(Would.)
(Would make a lot of sense, you know.)
No it wouldn't.
(Would.)
*waits for everyone to come forward, claiming they were that kid*
Competition time! What film is this quote from?
"Momma, what does f*** mean?"
"That's a bad word, hon. It's making love, how me and Daddy made your brothers and you."
"Momma, what does f*** mean?"
"That's a bad word, hon. It's making love, how me and Daddy made your brothers and you."
hehe
Cutting another long story short. I was standing in queue for shop and relised I'd forgotten my money followed by a b*****d... a young child behind me asked his mother what that meant... the mother quickly replied saying it meant nothing and that I was going to hell for it so he better not say it...
Feeling the slightest bit guilty yet dying of laughter I walked out shop forgetting why I swore... until I got to the bus stop with no money.
Cutting another long story short. I was standing in queue for shop and relised I'd forgotten my money followed by a b*****d... a young child behind me asked his mother what that meant... the mother quickly replied saying it meant nothing and that I was going to hell for it so he better not say it...
Feeling the slightest bit guilty yet dying of laughter I walked out shop forgetting why I swore... until I got to the bus stop with no money.
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