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Something fell to the mat and I could hardly contain my excitement...yes, it finally arrived, I couldn't believe it!
I could already be a winner with Reader's Digest!
Fantastic.
But I had to come to work, so I didn't have chance to open it, but I'll do that as soon as I get in and post a review here!
Stay Tuned
> readers digist is cool,
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Where did that wonderful theory come from?
*FM does his Royal Mail be good just this once dance*
I like to send my Daddie's undercover.
If you turn your head sideways, it looks like you have a lady's part on your face.
> Err... any good?
Yeah
I've had MGS2 for 4 years, because I am Hideo Kojima.
I post here to garner info for the next installment.
You see, I've had MGS2 ready to go since the original version appeared on the SNES.
Except it was called "Metal Gear Inside My Head" because the technology didn't exist.
Metal Gear Solid 3 will be called "Smashy wiv A**e", and will be a multi-platform game.
It will involve the stealth tactics of MGS, but also combine the piles-driving attack of Nintendo's big fat plumber.
In fact, I created all the games you've ever played because I am a god.
Not THE god, but a god.
One of the lesser ones, my abilities stretch to minor miracles and small floods throughout Yorkshire.
The Big G is actually a black woman called Ylonga but she thinks all you fools might panic if you knew.
Hence my face on all the stationary and merchandise.
So there you have it, Metal Gear Solid 3 "God is a big booty mama".
And you'll all buy it.
Now I'm off for a smoke.