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Pop-ups are sometimes the most irritating things in the world when they suddenly appear out of nowhere. It seems that there is no choice besides dealing with them until they finally drive us to the point of insanity. Is there another way? Well of course, there is solution to everything except if it deals with the creation of the world or anything that begins with the letter “X”. Just download the allusive Pop-up killer and your problems will be okay except if a pop-up has an actual good purpose. Many don’t know exactly how these killers work though. It works kind of like this…
As soon as your stubby little fingers gets in contact with the power button of any computer the Pop-up killer, conveniently named Poppy, gets out of his software bed and gets all his weapons together as the computer loads. Poppy is a little stickman with a great arsenal of items. His eyes are bright red and his hair resembles one of a peacock.
When you open any internet program Poppy will get in his poorly drawn bicycle and search for any source of evil. Oh no, he runs into the ever so popular free health plan pop-up. Poppy knows that the only way to really get rid of these are either a blast from a flamethrower or many continuous swift kicks toward the testicular region. Take that you health plan malarkey.
That one was easy but there is some pop-ups that are more mysterious than others. The “Join our Harry Potter club” pop-up is one of these. Poppy really doesn’t work good with kids, especially ones that day by day chant ridiculous things like “Trotrficous”. When he comes in contact with this he just screams “Flying broom sale on www.goaway.com” . They instantly scamper away.
Porn pop ups, aren’t they horrible. Um, yea of course they are. Poppy “hates” these so much he invites them all over to his folder and they aren’t seen for many days.
Beware, some pop-ups are so mean and vicious that even Poppy can’t make them go away. It’s so strong that they surpass Poppy’s arsenal. It’s so strong that it is strong. It is strong like the strongerist strong thing that was ever strong. Yes, I am talking about the “Diet program pop-up”. When this comes up children cry, chickens don’t lay eggs, cows don’t give milk, and Ozzy Ozzborne stutters. The pictures of muscle bound men and woman gather around Poppy until he is defenseless. They are strong but they do have a weakness and that is….fat. Yep, I said it….fat. Poppy just throws banana splits, chocolate marshmallow puffs, and greasy American hamburgers at the beast then they chow down until their pecs turn into man boobs.
Poppy’s job isn’t as easy at you thought is it? No one will ever escape the wrath of the pop-up killer!
Drunk
As soon as your stubby little fingers gets in contact with the power button of any computer the Pop-up killer, conveniently named Poppy, gets out of his software bed and gets all his weapons together as the computer loads. Poppy is a little stickman with a great arsenal of items. His eyes are bright red and his hair resembles one of a peacock.
When you open any internet program Poppy will get in his poorly drawn bicycle and search for any source of evil. Oh no, he runs into the ever so popular free health plan pop-up. Poppy knows that the only way to really get rid of these are either a blast from a flamethrower or many continuous swift kicks toward the testicular region. Take that you health plan malarkey.
That one was easy but there is some pop-ups that are more mysterious than others. The “Join our Harry Potter club” pop-up is one of these. Poppy really doesn’t work good with kids, especially ones that day by day chant ridiculous things like “Trotrficous”. When he comes in contact with this he just screams “Flying broom sale on www.goaway.com” . They instantly scamper away.
Porn pop ups, aren’t they horrible. Um, yea of course they are. Poppy “hates” these so much he invites them all over to his folder and they aren’t seen for many days.
Beware, some pop-ups are so mean and vicious that even Poppy can’t make them go away. It’s so strong that they surpass Poppy’s arsenal. It’s so strong that it is strong. It is strong like the strongerist strong thing that was ever strong. Yes, I am talking about the “Diet program pop-up”. When this comes up children cry, chickens don’t lay eggs, cows don’t give milk, and Ozzy Ozzborne stutters. The pictures of muscle bound men and woman gather around Poppy until he is defenseless. They are strong but they do have a weakness and that is….fat. Yep, I said it….fat. Poppy just throws banana splits, chocolate marshmallow puffs, and greasy American hamburgers at the beast then they chow down until their pecs turn into man boobs.
Poppy’s job isn’t as easy at you thought is it? No one will ever escape the wrath of the pop-up killer!
Drunk
PsychoticKiller wrote:
> does poppy kill bad posts? :-X just wondering...
Of course he does silly boy.
"chuckles like idiot"
"runs"
> does poppy kill bad posts? :-X just wondering...
Of course he does silly boy.
"chuckles like idiot"
"runs"
does poppy kill bad posts? :-X just wondering...
Pointless Babble wrote:
> http://www.southbaypc.com/NoAds/
>
> Oh dear... guess you're out of a job. :(
That site just has lots of Poppys in it. I don't get what you are saying?
> http://www.southbaypc.com/NoAds/
>
> Oh dear... guess you're out of a job. :(
That site just has lots of Poppys in it. I don't get what you are saying?
http://www.southbaypc.com/NoAds/
Oh dear... guess you're out of a job. :(
Oh dear... guess you're out of a job. :(
Drunk Cow wrote:
> Drunk
Indeed.
> Drunk
Indeed.
Pop-ups are sometimes the most irritating things in the world when they suddenly appear out of nowhere. It seems that there is no choice besides dealing with them until they finally drive us to the point of insanity. Is there another way? Well of course, there is solution to everything except if it deals with the creation of the world or anything that begins with the letter “X”. Just download the allusive Pop-up killer and your problems will be okay except if a pop-up has an actual good purpose. Many don’t know exactly how these killers work though. It works kind of like this…
As soon as your stubby little fingers gets in contact with the power button of any computer the Pop-up killer, conveniently named Poppy, gets out of his software bed and gets all his weapons together as the computer loads. Poppy is a little stickman with a great arsenal of items. His eyes are bright red and his hair resembles one of a peacock.
When you open any internet program Poppy will get in his poorly drawn bicycle and search for any source of evil. Oh no, he runs into the ever so popular free health plan pop-up. Poppy knows that the only way to really get rid of these are either a blast from a flamethrower or many continuous swift kicks toward the testicular region. Take that you health plan malarkey.
That one was easy but there is some pop-ups that are more mysterious than others. The “Join our Harry Potter club” pop-up is one of these. Poppy really doesn’t work good with kids, especially ones that day by day chant ridiculous things like “Trotrficous”. When he comes in contact with this he just screams “Flying broom sale on www.goaway.com” . They instantly scamper away.
Porn pop ups, aren’t they horrible. Um, yea of course they are. Poppy “hates” these so much he invites them all over to his folder and they aren’t seen for many days.
Beware, some pop-ups are so mean and vicious that even Poppy can’t make them go away. It’s so strong that they surpass Poppy’s arsenal. It’s so strong that it is strong. It is strong like the strongerist strong thing that was ever strong. Yes, I am talking about the “Diet program pop-up”. When this comes up children cry, chickens don’t lay eggs, cows don’t give milk, and Ozzy Ozzborne stutters. The pictures of muscle bound men and woman gather around Poppy until he is defenseless. They are strong but they do have a weakness and that is….fat. Yep, I said it….fat. Poppy just throws banana splits, chocolate marshmallow puffs, and greasy American hamburgers at the beast then they chow down until their pecs turn into man boobs.
Poppy’s job isn’t as easy at you thought is it? No one will ever escape the wrath of the pop-up killer!
Drunk
As soon as your stubby little fingers gets in contact with the power button of any computer the Pop-up killer, conveniently named Poppy, gets out of his software bed and gets all his weapons together as the computer loads. Poppy is a little stickman with a great arsenal of items. His eyes are bright red and his hair resembles one of a peacock.
When you open any internet program Poppy will get in his poorly drawn bicycle and search for any source of evil. Oh no, he runs into the ever so popular free health plan pop-up. Poppy knows that the only way to really get rid of these are either a blast from a flamethrower or many continuous swift kicks toward the testicular region. Take that you health plan malarkey.
That one was easy but there is some pop-ups that are more mysterious than others. The “Join our Harry Potter club” pop-up is one of these. Poppy really doesn’t work good with kids, especially ones that day by day chant ridiculous things like “Trotrficous”. When he comes in contact with this he just screams “Flying broom sale on www.goaway.com” . They instantly scamper away.
Porn pop ups, aren’t they horrible. Um, yea of course they are. Poppy “hates” these so much he invites them all over to his folder and they aren’t seen for many days.
Beware, some pop-ups are so mean and vicious that even Poppy can’t make them go away. It’s so strong that they surpass Poppy’s arsenal. It’s so strong that it is strong. It is strong like the strongerist strong thing that was ever strong. Yes, I am talking about the “Diet program pop-up”. When this comes up children cry, chickens don’t lay eggs, cows don’t give milk, and Ozzy Ozzborne stutters. The pictures of muscle bound men and woman gather around Poppy until he is defenseless. They are strong but they do have a weakness and that is….fat. Yep, I said it….fat. Poppy just throws banana splits, chocolate marshmallow puffs, and greasy American hamburgers at the beast then they chow down until their pecs turn into man boobs.
Poppy’s job isn’t as easy at you thought is it? No one will ever escape the wrath of the pop-up killer!
Drunk