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What i want in a new console.
It's gotta play games.
Good games.
It has to have a comfortable controller.
It has to have games available at around £20.
It has to come in lots of nice colours.
It needs a handle.
It needs many available accessories.
It needs to be able to make tea.
It has to have the capability to order me a pizza.
It has to get up to my daughter in the night when she cries.
It has to wake me up in time for work.
And make me breakfast.
But no. Sega, Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft are blind to the needs of ordinary people like me and you.
Lets campaign for a Nintendo Teasmaid!
It's gotta play games.
Good games.
It has to have a comfortable controller.
It has to have games available at around £20.
It has to come in lots of nice colours.
It needs a handle.
It needs many available accessories.
It needs to be able to make tea.
It has to have the capability to order me a pizza.
It has to get up to my daughter in the night when she cries.
It has to wake me up in time for work.
And make me breakfast.
But no. Sega, Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft are blind to the needs of ordinary people like me and you.
Lets campaign for a Nintendo Teasmaid!
What i want in a new console.
It's gotta play games.
Good games.
It has to have a comfortable controller.
It has to have games available at around £20.
It has to come in lots of nice colours.
It needs a handle.
It needs many available accessories.
It needs to be able to make tea.
It has to have the capability to order me a pizza.
It has to get up to my daughter in the night when she cries.
It has to wake me up in time for work.
And make me breakfast.
But no. Sega, Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft are blind to the needs of ordinary people like me and you.
Lets campaign for a Nintendo Teasmaid!
It's gotta play games.
Good games.
It has to have a comfortable controller.
It has to have games available at around £20.
It has to come in lots of nice colours.
It needs a handle.
It needs many available accessories.
It needs to be able to make tea.
It has to have the capability to order me a pizza.
It has to get up to my daughter in the night when she cries.
It has to wake me up in time for work.
And make me breakfast.
But no. Sega, Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft are blind to the needs of ordinary people like me and you.
Lets campaign for a Nintendo Teasmaid!