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Hi I'm Goatboy.
The friendly match Regulars VS Newbies is just about to start and it should be a good one, so over to our commentators for the day, Tony RainBird and Your Honour.
Tony: Thanks Goatboy. Yes indeed it should be a great game today.
Your Honour: Yes and we have two great Teams here.
Tony: These two teams have good histories too don't they?
Your Honour: Yes they do Tony.
Tony: That's the kick of so let's watch the game.
No.2 is running Towards the Newbies' goal and is lining himself up for a shot on Goal.
But He collides with Brew form the Newbies Team.
Tony: A clumsy challenge there and it could've been avoided, Brew has been awarded with a free kick whilst Brew gets the first stick smashing of the match.
Your Honour: Yes he's luck to get away with a single smashing there on that one actually.
It's Coley to take the free Kick.
Your Honour: They're taking quite a long time with this one Tony aren't they?
Tony: Ohh I don't believe it $h@neo's been booked for time wasting.
*Your Honour falls of his seat because he laughed so hard*
Tony: Coley's getting ready to take his free kick.
Coley passes the ball to Craw who runs into the box with it but gets tripped up by Homer Beer Simpson.
Tony: The refs taking out his book. And that's a yellow card for Homer Beer Simpson.
The Regulars have been awarded with a penalty which is going to be taken by Jimmy Duck.
Jimmy Duck blasts the ball into the bottom left hand corner of the net scoring the opening goal.
Your Honour: A beautiful strike there, just curls in beautifully and lands in the bottom left hand corner.
Tony: Should've been 2-0 by now though!
Your Honour: Well that's football.
Brew Takes control of the ball.
Passes it to Fuzzy.
NH.
Brew.
Brew runs down the field about 100 yards before giving it to Mandatire.
Coley folows a short distance behind.
Coley makes a tackle for the ball but gets Brew in the shins sending him crashing Into the Referee.
Your Honour: Snuggly is taking out his book, Ohhhh! My word, Coley gets a red card with a stick on it.
Tony: I don't think that's even a smashable offence there.
Snuggly is being slightly unfair in his refereeing it seems.
*MrSnuggly thumps Coley as hard as he can and sends Coley flying of the pitch.*
Your Honour: Well if that doesn't put anyone of stupid fouls I don't know what will.
The People Player takes the free kick and quickly passes it to grumpyboyqunton.
Qrumpyboyquinton dashes down the touchline nutmegging various tackles he faces.
He races in the box, he shoots! He scores. What a beautiful goal.
Your Honour: A magnificent goal there, great strike and a great goal. Thoroughly deserved,
Tony: Yes a great goal there but I reckon the scoreline should be higher by now.
Gangsta Hamsta gets possession of the ball after the restart.
He passes it to No.2, who carefully passes it forward to Cdouch.
Cdouch darts down the pitch.
Suddenly there is a huge explosion down near the newbies' goals.
Tony: Hello! What's this? There's….Theres A mine field on the pitch!
Your Honour: Those players had better be careful now Tony, one wrong move and they could be totalled.
Tony: I wonder who the injured player is?
Your Honour: t looks like its PinkPig!
Tony: Let's go down and speak to our correspondent down on the pitch.
Tony: Wookie Monster what's the situation down there?
Wookie Monster: Bizarre scenes down here at the moment Tony, One of the players seems to have run of the pitch screaming "I want my mummy" There are conflicting reports that it's No.2 from the Regulars.
I think they are going to continue play, so over to you Tony.
Tony: Thanks for that Wookie. Well keep you updated on PinkPig's condition.
Your Honour: It's not looking good though Tony.
Tony: Here we go were under way again.
RM18 has control of the ball.
He passes it to Gamsta Hamsta who quickly passes it on to Badgerman.
Badger man darts down the field. Saviour of Sheep slides towards Badger Man with a worthy tackle. Saviour Of Sheep gains possession.
Now He's picked up speed.
Your Honour: Oh and the offside flag is up.
Tony: That didn't look as if it was offside to me.
Afroe Joe gains possession of the ball due to the offside flag.
He Quickly passes it to Solskjær_24.
Solskjær_24 darts down the field.
Suddenly he got blown up by one of the mines. His guts went flying everywhere.
His liver landed on the TV camera and smeared down the screen.
There were Screams from the audience.
No.2 who just found the courage to come back on the pitch again, saw what happened.
He made for the exit. But Snuggly saw him running of and grabbed him.
No.2 Started Kicking and screaming for all he was worth.
It was no use. MrSnuggly raised his stick and BAM the stick came down on No.2 like an 18-wheeler.
No.2 screamed like a girl when the stick hit him.
No.2 flew down the entire length of the pitch and landed right in the middle of the goals.
He got up and ran of screaming.
Your Honour: That goal won't count, as it was a player that bulged the goals and not a ball.
Tony: It was a good strike by the ref. though. Even though it didn't count.
Your Honour: The officials are cleaning up the pitch after the last mine victim.
I wonder if there'll be anymore?
Tony: There probably will be. At least it won't be any of us!
Tony: That's the halftime whistle, so back to you
*Tony Got up of his chair to go to the toilet*
About a minute later Your Honour heard a massive explosion coming from Tony's position.
Your Honour Got up out of his chair and ran towards the scene of the blast Only to find the remains of Tony splattered all over the floors and walls.
You Honour Ran into the bathroom and threw up.
He cleaned himself up and went back to the commentary box.
Your Honour: I am afraid Tony Spoke to soon. A mine blew him up.
I'll have to find a replacement commentator.
*Ant Comes in the room*
"Would you commentate in Tony's place for me?" said Your Honour.
"Yeah sure!" said Ant
Your Honour: This is more like a war ground and not a Football Stadium.
Ant: Well at least it adds a twist to the game.
Your Honour: Yeah it sure does.
your Honour: That's the start of the second half.
Gamsta hamsta gets the ball.
He belts down the field, he shoots, he blows up.
The ball rolls slowly towards the goals.
The crowd goes silent as the ball crawls towards the goal.
It stops dead on the line.
Ant: Will that count or not?
Your Honour: The ref's. looking now.
Your Honour: I've got the result coming in, it's a GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Ant: This game is turning out to be one of the most unusual games in history.
Your Honour: *In a sarcastic tone of voice* You don't say?
Fuzzy gets control of the ball.
He runs down the field with it.
Fuzzy chips the ball over HelloHowAreYou
$lik tackles Fuzzy but completely misses and slides down the pitch into a mine and gets blown up.
Fuzzy still has possession, He's running down the field..
He's dodging everyone.
He Shoots…He Scores!!!!
Ant: What a Goal! A beauty of a goal there.
Your Honour: Yes it sure was! It just sailed into the back of the net!
Ant: Fuzzy is one of the Newbies best players!
Your Honour: Yes he sure is, He's their most expensive player too. He cost 15 million Doughnuts.
Ant: Hold on there seems to be a fight on the field!
Ant: Almost all of the players are involved.
Gamsta hamsta smacks Azrael right where the sun don't shine with a stick.
Azrael falls onto the ground and starts rolling around in pain.
Fuzzy smacks Cinnamon with the butt of a sniper rifle.
The swat team rampages the pitch.
They start shooting everyone in sight.
There first victim was Fuzzy. Then Gamsta Hamsta, then Cipro, then KevD.
Suddenly there was an explosion in the stands. Fans guts went flying everywhere.
A eyeball landed in Snuggly's box of Doughnuts.
Snuggly went Nuts smashing everybody in site
Twenty minutes later everybody exept the Referee, The commentators, NH
And FinalFantasyMeister were dead.
Ant: Well er umm I think the match is finished.
Your Honour: I don't think anybody has enough players left for a rematch.
Ant: So back to you in the studio Goatboy.
Goatboy: Thanks.
Goatboy: Well I guess there's nothing left to commentate on, unless they want to commentate on the amount of blood and guts that are spread everywhere.
Suddenly the cameras fail.
Meanwhile back in the studio the swat team move in.
They shot the cameras and destroyed them.
Then they targeted Goatboy who was cowering in a corner.
"Please I have doughnuts still to eat, I haven't had my lunch yet either. Please Don't kill me …. I'm A Notable, You can't kill me.
One of the swat team guys aims his gun and shoots Goatboy.
With One last Squeal Goatboy Shouts "SNUGGGGYLLLLLYYYYY"
Snuggly Hears Goatboy's Squeal and comes running into the room.
He aims his stick at the first person he sees which was one of the S.W.A.T guys.
Snuggly's stick comes down on the guy so hard that he hits the wall and bounces of every other wall until he finally chrashes through the window and lands in the grandstand.
He dies.
Snuggly turns towards the next unsuspecting victim and before Snuggly gets the chance to smash anyone they all run out screaming like girlies.
Snuggly sits down on a chair.
He then opens a box of doughnuts and starts to eat them.
Snuggly sits there happily for the next hour munching his doughnuts!
THE END!!!!!!
I hope you enjoyed it!
The friendly match Regulars VS Newbies is just about to start and it should be a good one, so over to our commentators for the day, Tony RainBird and Your Honour.
Tony: Thanks Goatboy. Yes indeed it should be a great game today.
Your Honour: Yes and we have two great Teams here.
Tony: These two teams have good histories too don't they?
Your Honour: Yes they do Tony.
Tony: That's the kick of so let's watch the game.
No.2 is running Towards the Newbies' goal and is lining himself up for a shot on Goal.
But He collides with Brew form the Newbies Team.
Tony: A clumsy challenge there and it could've been avoided, Brew has been awarded with a free kick whilst Brew gets the first stick smashing of the match.
Your Honour: Yes he's luck to get away with a single smashing there on that one actually.
It's Coley to take the free Kick.
Your Honour: They're taking quite a long time with this one Tony aren't they?
Tony: Ohh I don't believe it $h@neo's been booked for time wasting.
*Your Honour falls of his seat because he laughed so hard*
Tony: Coley's getting ready to take his free kick.
Coley passes the ball to Craw who runs into the box with it but gets tripped up by Homer Beer Simpson.
Tony: The refs taking out his book. And that's a yellow card for Homer Beer Simpson.
The Regulars have been awarded with a penalty which is going to be taken by Jimmy Duck.
Jimmy Duck blasts the ball into the bottom left hand corner of the net scoring the opening goal.
Your Honour: A beautiful strike there, just curls in beautifully and lands in the bottom left hand corner.
Tony: Should've been 2-0 by now though!
Your Honour: Well that's football.
Brew Takes control of the ball.
Passes it to Fuzzy.
NH.
Brew.
Brew runs down the field about 100 yards before giving it to Mandatire.
Coley folows a short distance behind.
Coley makes a tackle for the ball but gets Brew in the shins sending him crashing Into the Referee.
Your Honour: Snuggly is taking out his book, Ohhhh! My word, Coley gets a red card with a stick on it.
Tony: I don't think that's even a smashable offence there.
Snuggly is being slightly unfair in his refereeing it seems.
*MrSnuggly thumps Coley as hard as he can and sends Coley flying of the pitch.*
Your Honour: Well if that doesn't put anyone of stupid fouls I don't know what will.
The People Player takes the free kick and quickly passes it to grumpyboyqunton.
Qrumpyboyquinton dashes down the touchline nutmegging various tackles he faces.
He races in the box, he shoots! He scores. What a beautiful goal.
Your Honour: A magnificent goal there, great strike and a great goal. Thoroughly deserved,
Tony: Yes a great goal there but I reckon the scoreline should be higher by now.
Gangsta Hamsta gets possession of the ball after the restart.
He passes it to No.2, who carefully passes it forward to Cdouch.
Cdouch darts down the pitch.
Suddenly there is a huge explosion down near the newbies' goals.
Tony: Hello! What's this? There's….Theres A mine field on the pitch!
Your Honour: Those players had better be careful now Tony, one wrong move and they could be totalled.
Tony: I wonder who the injured player is?
Your Honour: t looks like its PinkPig!
Tony: Let's go down and speak to our correspondent down on the pitch.
Tony: Wookie Monster what's the situation down there?
Wookie Monster: Bizarre scenes down here at the moment Tony, One of the players seems to have run of the pitch screaming "I want my mummy" There are conflicting reports that it's No.2 from the Regulars.
I think they are going to continue play, so over to you Tony.
Tony: Thanks for that Wookie. Well keep you updated on PinkPig's condition.
Your Honour: It's not looking good though Tony.
Tony: Here we go were under way again.
RM18 has control of the ball.
He passes it to Gamsta Hamsta who quickly passes it on to Badgerman.
Badger man darts down the field. Saviour of Sheep slides towards Badger Man with a worthy tackle. Saviour Of Sheep gains possession.
Now He's picked up speed.
Your Honour: Oh and the offside flag is up.
Tony: That didn't look as if it was offside to me.
Afroe Joe gains possession of the ball due to the offside flag.
He Quickly passes it to Solskjær_24.
Solskjær_24 darts down the field.
Suddenly he got blown up by one of the mines. His guts went flying everywhere.
His liver landed on the TV camera and smeared down the screen.
There were Screams from the audience.
No.2 who just found the courage to come back on the pitch again, saw what happened.
He made for the exit. But Snuggly saw him running of and grabbed him.
No.2 Started Kicking and screaming for all he was worth.
It was no use. MrSnuggly raised his stick and BAM the stick came down on No.2 like an 18-wheeler.
No.2 screamed like a girl when the stick hit him.
No.2 flew down the entire length of the pitch and landed right in the middle of the goals.
He got up and ran of screaming.
Your Honour: That goal won't count, as it was a player that bulged the goals and not a ball.
Tony: It was a good strike by the ref. though. Even though it didn't count.
Your Honour: The officials are cleaning up the pitch after the last mine victim.
I wonder if there'll be anymore?
Tony: There probably will be. At least it won't be any of us!
Tony: That's the halftime whistle, so back to you
*Tony Got up of his chair to go to the toilet*
About a minute later Your Honour heard a massive explosion coming from Tony's position.
Your Honour Got up out of his chair and ran towards the scene of the blast Only to find the remains of Tony splattered all over the floors and walls.
You Honour Ran into the bathroom and threw up.
He cleaned himself up and went back to the commentary box.
Your Honour: I am afraid Tony Spoke to soon. A mine blew him up.
I'll have to find a replacement commentator.
*Ant Comes in the room*
"Would you commentate in Tony's place for me?" said Your Honour.
"Yeah sure!" said Ant
Your Honour: This is more like a war ground and not a Football Stadium.
Ant: Well at least it adds a twist to the game.
Your Honour: Yeah it sure does.
your Honour: That's the start of the second half.
Gamsta hamsta gets the ball.
He belts down the field, he shoots, he blows up.
The ball rolls slowly towards the goals.
The crowd goes silent as the ball crawls towards the goal.
It stops dead on the line.
Ant: Will that count or not?
Your Honour: The ref's. looking now.
Your Honour: I've got the result coming in, it's a GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Ant: This game is turning out to be one of the most unusual games in history.
Your Honour: *In a sarcastic tone of voice* You don't say?
Fuzzy gets control of the ball.
He runs down the field with it.
Fuzzy chips the ball over HelloHowAreYou
$lik tackles Fuzzy but completely misses and slides down the pitch into a mine and gets blown up.
Fuzzy still has possession, He's running down the field..
He's dodging everyone.
He Shoots…He Scores!!!!
Ant: What a Goal! A beauty of a goal there.
Your Honour: Yes it sure was! It just sailed into the back of the net!
Ant: Fuzzy is one of the Newbies best players!
Your Honour: Yes he sure is, He's their most expensive player too. He cost 15 million Doughnuts.
Ant: Hold on there seems to be a fight on the field!
Ant: Almost all of the players are involved.
Gamsta hamsta smacks Azrael right where the sun don't shine with a stick.
Azrael falls onto the ground and starts rolling around in pain.
Fuzzy smacks Cinnamon with the butt of a sniper rifle.
The swat team rampages the pitch.
They start shooting everyone in sight.
There first victim was Fuzzy. Then Gamsta Hamsta, then Cipro, then KevD.
Suddenly there was an explosion in the stands. Fans guts went flying everywhere.
A eyeball landed in Snuggly's box of Doughnuts.
Snuggly went Nuts smashing everybody in site
Twenty minutes later everybody exept the Referee, The commentators, NH
And FinalFantasyMeister were dead.
Ant: Well er umm I think the match is finished.
Your Honour: I don't think anybody has enough players left for a rematch.
Ant: So back to you in the studio Goatboy.
Goatboy: Thanks.
Goatboy: Well I guess there's nothing left to commentate on, unless they want to commentate on the amount of blood and guts that are spread everywhere.
Suddenly the cameras fail.
Meanwhile back in the studio the swat team move in.
They shot the cameras and destroyed them.
Then they targeted Goatboy who was cowering in a corner.
"Please I have doughnuts still to eat, I haven't had my lunch yet either. Please Don't kill me …. I'm A Notable, You can't kill me.
One of the swat team guys aims his gun and shoots Goatboy.
With One last Squeal Goatboy Shouts "SNUGGGGYLLLLLYYYYY"
Snuggly Hears Goatboy's Squeal and comes running into the room.
He aims his stick at the first person he sees which was one of the S.W.A.T guys.
Snuggly's stick comes down on the guy so hard that he hits the wall and bounces of every other wall until he finally chrashes through the window and lands in the grandstand.
He dies.
Snuggly turns towards the next unsuspecting victim and before Snuggly gets the chance to smash anyone they all run out screaming like girlies.
Snuggly sits down on a chair.
He then opens a box of doughnuts and starts to eat them.
Snuggly sits there happily for the next hour munching his doughnuts!
THE END!!!!!!
I hope you enjoyed it!
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Thanks No.2
Great story!... apart from the bit about me.
Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> I scored and then died...twice!
(blown up then shot after somehow
> reappearing)
I
> rule.
********************************************
Gamsta hamsta gets
> the ball.
He belts down the field, he shoots, he blows up.
The ball rolls
> slowly towards the goals.
The crowd goes silent as the ball crawls towards the
> goal.
It stops dead on the line.
Your Honour: I've got the result coming in,
> it's a GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
(I blew up and
> scored)
**********about 20 lines later***************
Gamsta hamsta
> smacks Azrael right where the sun don't shine with a stick........
.....The
> swat team rampages the pitch.
They start shooting everyone in sight.
Their
> first victim was Fuzzy. Then Gamsta Hamsta.......
(I return and get shot)
You must have super naturall powers then :D
Sorry about that hamsta!
> I scored and then died...twice!
(blown up then shot after somehow
> reappearing)
I
> rule.
********************************************
Gamsta hamsta gets
> the ball.
He belts down the field, he shoots, he blows up.
The ball rolls
> slowly towards the goals.
The crowd goes silent as the ball crawls towards the
> goal.
It stops dead on the line.
Your Honour: I've got the result coming in,
> it's a GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
(I blew up and
> scored)
**********about 20 lines later***************
Gamsta hamsta
> smacks Azrael right where the sun don't shine with a stick........
.....The
> swat team rampages the pitch.
They start shooting everyone in sight.
Their
> first victim was Fuzzy. Then Gamsta Hamsta.......
(I return and get shot)
You must have super naturall powers then :D
Sorry about that hamsta!
I died?.....
slik ~_~
slik ~_~
I scored and then died...twice!
(blown up then shot after somehow reappearing)
I rule.
********************************************
Gamsta hamsta gets the ball.
He belts down the field, he shoots, he blows up.
The ball rolls slowly towards the goals.
The crowd goes silent as the ball crawls towards the goal.
It stops dead on the line.
Your Honour: I've got the result coming in, it's a GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
(I blew up and scored)
**********about 20 lines later***************
Gamsta hamsta smacks Azrael right where the sun don't shine with a stick........
.....The swat team rampages the pitch.
They start shooting everyone in sight.
Their first victim was Fuzzy. Then Gamsta Hamsta.......
(I return and get shot)
(blown up then shot after somehow reappearing)
I rule.
********************************************
Gamsta hamsta gets the ball.
He belts down the field, he shoots, he blows up.
The ball rolls slowly towards the goals.
The crowd goes silent as the ball crawls towards the goal.
It stops dead on the line.
Your Honour: I've got the result coming in, it's a GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
(I blew up and scored)
**********about 20 lines later***************
Gamsta hamsta smacks Azrael right where the sun don't shine with a stick........
.....The swat team rampages the pitch.
They start shooting everyone in sight.
Their first victim was Fuzzy. Then Gamsta Hamsta.......
(I return and get shot)
Or maybe you just couldn't be bothered running around! :D.
Anyway I'll catch you at lunchtime as I have to go to class not :'( so seeya later
Anyway I'll catch you at lunchtime as I have to go to class not :'( so seeya later
Must have been. If I had ears.
Small Frog wrote:
> I'm assuming that I was hiding under a rock somewhere during the game. I don't
> know why; I'm the best footballing frog in the world.
You must've been scared by the mines going off!
> I'm assuming that I was hiding under a rock somewhere during the game. I don't
> know why; I'm the best footballing frog in the world.
You must've been scared by the mines going off!
I'm assuming that I was hiding under a rock somewhere during the game. I don't know why; I'm the best footballing frog in the world.
at least i survived :)
nice post
nice post
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