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If I tell you what happens in the soaps next week, will you promise not to watch them?
Okay then, here goes:
Coronation Street:
Curly bakes a cake for his wife, but drops his wedding ring into the mixture. Jack and Vera help find it, leading to a dramatic climax in which Jack puts the ring in his mouth. Also this week Haley continues to hide her pregnancy from Roy and Ken and Mike have a fight in the Rovers when Ken accuses Mike of only having gold-plated dentures because he thinks he's better than everyone else.
Eastenders:
Bad boy Phil has a nasty run in with the ghost of Steve Owen, who traps him in Ethel's coffin. Fortunately he escapes, only to find that his daughter Louise has been kidnapped by Nasty Nick Cotton who has pilfered back his ill-fitting leather jacket from his dead son. Also this week Sonya wins first prize in the gurning competition, but gets upset when Jamie is unable to attend, and Mark makes it into the Guiness Book of Records for being the person that has lived with HIV for the longest amout of time without it developing any further.
Emmerdale:
Those wacky Dingles are doing more wacky things! Zack robs a pew from the church but manages to hide it under tins of beer when the vicar comes for a visit. Hilarious! And Paddy's drug problems get worse under the stress of the investigation into his beastiality, and Bernice sleeps with the local tramp, then Seth, and then Chris.
Hollyoaks:
Despite being drowned and burned to death Rob Hawthorn returns to Hollyoaks for revenge on those that killed him. Dragging around Kurt's body, like something from Weekend at Bernies he soon loses interest when he realises that all of the cast that he starred with have left. Also, Finn accidently gets into bed with Mr Cunningham, as does Anna, Ben, and Tony. Adam miraculously recovers from his 'being in a wheelchair' condition as scriptwriters realise it's getting boring.
Neighbours:
Guy Pierce makes a dramatic return to Ramsey Street this week, and tells everyone he meets that he can't make new memories, but has been told he used to live there. No one remembers him, but he finds the plotlines strangley familiar. Also Drew reveals that Libby is not the mother of her baby, as he was having an affair with her Dad. Toadfish does something zany and Harold goes "um...ah".
Brookside:
Tinhead and some other young scallies go on the rob, but they're good kids at heart, just fell on bad times, like. Jimmy Corkhill finds his marbles, but gets upset when his collection of home made homosexual pornography doesn't sell on Ebay. Mick murders his children, and his mother, but is eaten by a terrible virus before being caught by the police. A bomb goes off, and a religious cult hold people hostage.
Okay then, here goes:
Coronation Street:
Curly bakes a cake for his wife, but drops his wedding ring into the mixture. Jack and Vera help find it, leading to a dramatic climax in which Jack puts the ring in his mouth. Also this week Haley continues to hide her pregnancy from Roy and Ken and Mike have a fight in the Rovers when Ken accuses Mike of only having gold-plated dentures because he thinks he's better than everyone else.
Eastenders:
Bad boy Phil has a nasty run in with the ghost of Steve Owen, who traps him in Ethel's coffin. Fortunately he escapes, only to find that his daughter Louise has been kidnapped by Nasty Nick Cotton who has pilfered back his ill-fitting leather jacket from his dead son. Also this week Sonya wins first prize in the gurning competition, but gets upset when Jamie is unable to attend, and Mark makes it into the Guiness Book of Records for being the person that has lived with HIV for the longest amout of time without it developing any further.
Emmerdale:
Those wacky Dingles are doing more wacky things! Zack robs a pew from the church but manages to hide it under tins of beer when the vicar comes for a visit. Hilarious! And Paddy's drug problems get worse under the stress of the investigation into his beastiality, and Bernice sleeps with the local tramp, then Seth, and then Chris.
Hollyoaks:
Despite being drowned and burned to death Rob Hawthorn returns to Hollyoaks for revenge on those that killed him. Dragging around Kurt's body, like something from Weekend at Bernies he soon loses interest when he realises that all of the cast that he starred with have left. Also, Finn accidently gets into bed with Mr Cunningham, as does Anna, Ben, and Tony. Adam miraculously recovers from his 'being in a wheelchair' condition as scriptwriters realise it's getting boring.
Neighbours:
Guy Pierce makes a dramatic return to Ramsey Street this week, and tells everyone he meets that he can't make new memories, but has been told he used to live there. No one remembers him, but he finds the plotlines strangley familiar. Also Drew reveals that Libby is not the mother of her baby, as he was having an affair with her Dad. Toadfish does something zany and Harold goes "um...ah".
Brookside:
Tinhead and some other young scallies go on the rob, but they're good kids at heart, just fell on bad times, like. Jimmy Corkhill finds his marbles, but gets upset when his collection of home made homosexual pornography doesn't sell on Ebay. Mick murders his children, and his mother, but is eaten by a terrible virus before being caught by the police. A bomb goes off, and a religious cult hold people hostage.
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The most ridiculous soap story line was in Dallas, when that guy died then returned and apparently it had been a "dream".
Mine was as strange as it gets - openly insulting the SR crew, heh ;)
very strange GAD win, hmmm if thats strange then why did'nt mine win? that was pretty strange :( oh well congrats Meka!
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slik ~_~
Pretty strange GAD win
"I'm Leonard Shelby, I was born in San Fransico."
"Nah, mates, you're safe."
"Is this tatooed on me?"
"Tatoos are bonza!"
"Are you John G?"
"Sure, mate."
"Nah, mates, you're safe."
"Is this tatooed on me?"
"Tatoos are bonza!"
"Are you John G?"
"Sure, mate."
I've got three weeks off in a couple of weeks and we've just got digital at home. Which means that I'll be able to watch 'The Father Dowling Mysteries' everyday on Hallmark!
No, he's a Doctor - he 'diagnoses' moida then solves it. It's always someone he knows aswell. Damn you Van D**e!
OK, I admit it, I'm a student. My hobbie is watching Diagnosis Murder and getting the killer and how he/she/they did it, before a murder has happened. I also like avoiding Eastenders, 'Corrie', Pap Idol, Eden and any Mockney fat-tongued cooking programmes like the plague. I ignore Ainsley Harriet like the 'Syphillus on the face of the Earth' that he is. I only watch tele for the news and the older Simpsons episodes. Sometimes a mildly amusing sitcom or sketch show comes along, but the last series of Big Train really killed off any faith I have in British comedy.
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