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Yep, I love Nintendo, because they're perfect in every way possible.
When Sony released the Playstation on a risky CD format Nintendo didn't rush out and copy, as they knew it could be dangerous - what if it didn't catch on? They were good to us, and kept the cartridge format.
Even better, they didn't rip us off with memory cards, as many games had save slots built into the cartridges!
Unfortunately Nintendo have had to follow the trend and move onto discs, but they're being really good to us again, and making little discs, that will fit nicer in our hands than those nasty ones that Sony and Microsoft provide.
Also, Sony and Microsoft are trying to lead you into a trap. The online gaming trap!
They're going to release all these games, and you'll have to pay some extra to play them.
Nintendo are good though, they won't have online games out until the market is stable enough for us faithful Nintendo owners to not have to pay as much, and the games will be even better.
Nintendo have never made any mistakes, but they have tried some clever new things that the rest ofthe market wasn't ready for yet. The Virtual Boy was the first revolution in portable 3D, and it was quite outstanding. Unfortunately our feeble brains got sick when we played. It's not Nintendo's fault that we're not properly evolved to play their console.
What's best of all about Nintendo is their games. Games that prove that they love us. Rather than make long games that some of us might not be able to finish, they will make some that are shorter, but can be played time and again. Even beter, Luigi's Mansion has been given even more replay value for Europe, because Nintendo are good.
Nintendo don't let bad games come out from their second parties. Metroid was a little shabby some months ago, but now it sounds like it could be the best FPS ever! Have you heard about the visor display? When you see enemies you get read-outs about them, thermal images, and so much other stuff!
They also provide some more scary games now, so people that say Nintendo is for babies can now go cry in the corner, because Nintendo is good.
Eternal Darkness is going to be really scary, and will be the best scary game ever, but Resident Evil will be good too, despite being crap on the Playstation.
What I don't like about Playstation is so many sequel of games. They already have 2 SSX games. Nintendo only will let one of the best one come to Gamecube SSX Tricky, and I reckon it will be better on Gamecube.
What another way that Nintendo is good to gamers is releasing old games on the GBA. They're so good that they don't want new fans to miss out on past goodness. That is why all old Mario's are belong to us!
People say that the Playstation 2 has lots of games because of backwards compatability, but so what? Who wants to play old Playstation games anyway? No one does! Ha!
I've seen the Xbox, but I don't think I want one because Microsoft aren't good to customers liek Nintendo are. The Xbox eats away at the sides of CD's and might eventually ruin them, and they won't help, only if the Xbox is broken, but at least they do replace it.
So there you have it. Lots of reasons why Nintendo is more good than all the rest. You know you can afford it, and I proved it best, so go on!
When Sony released the Playstation on a risky CD format Nintendo didn't rush out and copy, as they knew it could be dangerous - what if it didn't catch on? They were good to us, and kept the cartridge format.
Even better, they didn't rip us off with memory cards, as many games had save slots built into the cartridges!
Unfortunately Nintendo have had to follow the trend and move onto discs, but they're being really good to us again, and making little discs, that will fit nicer in our hands than those nasty ones that Sony and Microsoft provide.
Also, Sony and Microsoft are trying to lead you into a trap. The online gaming trap!
They're going to release all these games, and you'll have to pay some extra to play them.
Nintendo are good though, they won't have online games out until the market is stable enough for us faithful Nintendo owners to not have to pay as much, and the games will be even better.
Nintendo have never made any mistakes, but they have tried some clever new things that the rest ofthe market wasn't ready for yet. The Virtual Boy was the first revolution in portable 3D, and it was quite outstanding. Unfortunately our feeble brains got sick when we played. It's not Nintendo's fault that we're not properly evolved to play their console.
What's best of all about Nintendo is their games. Games that prove that they love us. Rather than make long games that some of us might not be able to finish, they will make some that are shorter, but can be played time and again. Even beter, Luigi's Mansion has been given even more replay value for Europe, because Nintendo are good.
Nintendo don't let bad games come out from their second parties. Metroid was a little shabby some months ago, but now it sounds like it could be the best FPS ever! Have you heard about the visor display? When you see enemies you get read-outs about them, thermal images, and so much other stuff!
They also provide some more scary games now, so people that say Nintendo is for babies can now go cry in the corner, because Nintendo is good.
Eternal Darkness is going to be really scary, and will be the best scary game ever, but Resident Evil will be good too, despite being crap on the Playstation.
What I don't like about Playstation is so many sequel of games. They already have 2 SSX games. Nintendo only will let one of the best one come to Gamecube SSX Tricky, and I reckon it will be better on Gamecube.
What another way that Nintendo is good to gamers is releasing old games on the GBA. They're so good that they don't want new fans to miss out on past goodness. That is why all old Mario's are belong to us!
People say that the Playstation 2 has lots of games because of backwards compatability, but so what? Who wants to play old Playstation games anyway? No one does! Ha!
I've seen the Xbox, but I don't think I want one because Microsoft aren't good to customers liek Nintendo are. The Xbox eats away at the sides of CD's and might eventually ruin them, and they won't help, only if the Xbox is broken, but at least they do replace it.
So there you have it. Lots of reasons why Nintendo is more good than all the rest. You know you can afford it, and I proved it best, so go on!
flattering sycophant
In the style of who?
Just needs to mention Zelda 64 a few times and it could be Dogsnads!
Just needs to mention Zelda 64 a few times and it could be Dogsnads!
:0D
Yep, I love Nintendo, because they're perfect in every way possible.
When Sony released the Playstation on a risky CD format Nintendo didn't rush out and copy, as they knew it could be dangerous - what if it didn't catch on? They were good to us, and kept the cartridge format.
Even better, they didn't rip us off with memory cards, as many games had save slots built into the cartridges!
Unfortunately Nintendo have had to follow the trend and move onto discs, but they're being really good to us again, and making little discs, that will fit nicer in our hands than those nasty ones that Sony and Microsoft provide.
Also, Sony and Microsoft are trying to lead you into a trap. The online gaming trap!
They're going to release all these games, and you'll have to pay some extra to play them.
Nintendo are good though, they won't have online games out until the market is stable enough for us faithful Nintendo owners to not have to pay as much, and the games will be even better.
Nintendo have never made any mistakes, but they have tried some clever new things that the rest ofthe market wasn't ready for yet. The Virtual Boy was the first revolution in portable 3D, and it was quite outstanding. Unfortunately our feeble brains got sick when we played. It's not Nintendo's fault that we're not properly evolved to play their console.
What's best of all about Nintendo is their games. Games that prove that they love us. Rather than make long games that some of us might not be able to finish, they will make some that are shorter, but can be played time and again. Even beter, Luigi's Mansion has been given even more replay value for Europe, because Nintendo are good.
Nintendo don't let bad games come out from their second parties. Metroid was a little shabby some months ago, but now it sounds like it could be the best FPS ever! Have you heard about the visor display? When you see enemies you get read-outs about them, thermal images, and so much other stuff!
They also provide some more scary games now, so people that say Nintendo is for babies can now go cry in the corner, because Nintendo is good.
Eternal Darkness is going to be really scary, and will be the best scary game ever, but Resident Evil will be good too, despite being crap on the Playstation.
What I don't like about Playstation is so many sequel of games. They already have 2 SSX games. Nintendo only will let one of the best one come to Gamecube SSX Tricky, and I reckon it will be better on Gamecube.
What another way that Nintendo is good to gamers is releasing old games on the GBA. They're so good that they don't want new fans to miss out on past goodness. That is why all old Mario's are belong to us!
People say that the Playstation 2 has lots of games because of backwards compatability, but so what? Who wants to play old Playstation games anyway? No one does! Ha!
I've seen the Xbox, but I don't think I want one because Microsoft aren't good to customers liek Nintendo are. The Xbox eats away at the sides of CD's and might eventually ruin them, and they won't help, only if the Xbox is broken, but at least they do replace it.
So there you have it. Lots of reasons why Nintendo is more good than all the rest. You know you can afford it, and I proved it best, so go on!
When Sony released the Playstation on a risky CD format Nintendo didn't rush out and copy, as they knew it could be dangerous - what if it didn't catch on? They were good to us, and kept the cartridge format.
Even better, they didn't rip us off with memory cards, as many games had save slots built into the cartridges!
Unfortunately Nintendo have had to follow the trend and move onto discs, but they're being really good to us again, and making little discs, that will fit nicer in our hands than those nasty ones that Sony and Microsoft provide.
Also, Sony and Microsoft are trying to lead you into a trap. The online gaming trap!
They're going to release all these games, and you'll have to pay some extra to play them.
Nintendo are good though, they won't have online games out until the market is stable enough for us faithful Nintendo owners to not have to pay as much, and the games will be even better.
Nintendo have never made any mistakes, but they have tried some clever new things that the rest ofthe market wasn't ready for yet. The Virtual Boy was the first revolution in portable 3D, and it was quite outstanding. Unfortunately our feeble brains got sick when we played. It's not Nintendo's fault that we're not properly evolved to play their console.
What's best of all about Nintendo is their games. Games that prove that they love us. Rather than make long games that some of us might not be able to finish, they will make some that are shorter, but can be played time and again. Even beter, Luigi's Mansion has been given even more replay value for Europe, because Nintendo are good.
Nintendo don't let bad games come out from their second parties. Metroid was a little shabby some months ago, but now it sounds like it could be the best FPS ever! Have you heard about the visor display? When you see enemies you get read-outs about them, thermal images, and so much other stuff!
They also provide some more scary games now, so people that say Nintendo is for babies can now go cry in the corner, because Nintendo is good.
Eternal Darkness is going to be really scary, and will be the best scary game ever, but Resident Evil will be good too, despite being crap on the Playstation.
What I don't like about Playstation is so many sequel of games. They already have 2 SSX games. Nintendo only will let one of the best one come to Gamecube SSX Tricky, and I reckon it will be better on Gamecube.
What another way that Nintendo is good to gamers is releasing old games on the GBA. They're so good that they don't want new fans to miss out on past goodness. That is why all old Mario's are belong to us!
People say that the Playstation 2 has lots of games because of backwards compatability, but so what? Who wants to play old Playstation games anyway? No one does! Ha!
I've seen the Xbox, but I don't think I want one because Microsoft aren't good to customers liek Nintendo are. The Xbox eats away at the sides of CD's and might eventually ruin them, and they won't help, only if the Xbox is broken, but at least they do replace it.
So there you have it. Lots of reasons why Nintendo is more good than all the rest. You know you can afford it, and I proved it best, so go on!