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President Evil
Capcom take their survival horror series in a drastically different direction. The game opens with a cut scene in the White House. We see Bush sittign in his office, watching CNN, looking stern. The door creaks open, and a zombie walks in. Bush presses a panic button, and two suited gentlemen walk in, and take out the zombie when it is just inches from Bush.
Following this you control George W. Bush, and uncover a sinister plot, revealing that the Umbrella Corporation is, in fact, owned by Saddam Hussain, and his evil henchman Osama Bin Laden. Worse still, the T-virus actually stands for terrorism virus! Apparently it was eveloped under Saddam's palaces that he wouldn't let inspectors into, and once he agreed to let them in, he had to dispatch a crack team of zombie warriors to take out the American President
Metroid Prime Minister
Following the disaster of the foot and mouth crisis, Tony Blair devised a plan to get rid of it for good. He released the metroids into the countryside hoping that they would infect the animals with their own genetic make-up, which would leave them imune to foot and mouth. Unfortunatley, the Metroids are destroying everything, so it's down to you to stop them. Then go to Downing Street and make Tony pay for his crimes.
Blunkett and Clank
Take on the role of Home Secretary David Blunkett, and navigate mazes using a special metal suit. Every time you walk into a wall, which is likely given that you won't be able to see anything, the 'clank' noise from you suit hitting the wall will let you know, and you'll be able to move off again, until you either reach you goal, or 'clank' into another wall. Fantastic platforming fun, let down only by the lack of graphics.
Tory Party
More madcap fun and laughs in this latest zany party game from the Tories. Control one of 6 members of the Conservative party, from Iain Duncan Smith, to Michael Howard to, um, there must be some more, that ugly woman from Celebrity Fit Club. The release of this game has been delayed yet again, the reason being related to the developers inabilty to organise a drinking night in a brewery.
John Prescott's Super Punch Out
This game features two very different styles of gameplay. You play as John Prescott as he walks down a busy street, dodging eggs that are thrown at him. The second that you get hit though, you enter 'rage mode' a one-on-one fighter in which you're allowed to beat up people with mullets, saggy cheeks, and matted facial hair.
Crash BandiCook
Take on the role of ginger love-gnome Robin Cook on his quest for female companionship, set over a dozen different levels. Use Cook's special powers, including his immense chin swing to take out enemies, and be dazzled by stunning cut-scenes featuring Cooks sexual advances towards attractive women. This game is rated mature, only for a mature and slightly disturbed audience.
Also in the works for future release include budget sim "The Sum of All Beers" and "Mo Mowlan's Dance Beat". Rumours that Iain Duncan Smith would play the part of Dr Robotnik, or Eggman in an upcoming Sonic Adventure game were quashed when Sega responded with "Who?"
Capcom take their survival horror series in a drastically different direction. The game opens with a cut scene in the White House. We see Bush sittign in his office, watching CNN, looking stern. The door creaks open, and a zombie walks in. Bush presses a panic button, and two suited gentlemen walk in, and take out the zombie when it is just inches from Bush.
Following this you control George W. Bush, and uncover a sinister plot, revealing that the Umbrella Corporation is, in fact, owned by Saddam Hussain, and his evil henchman Osama Bin Laden. Worse still, the T-virus actually stands for terrorism virus! Apparently it was eveloped under Saddam's palaces that he wouldn't let inspectors into, and once he agreed to let them in, he had to dispatch a crack team of zombie warriors to take out the American President
Metroid Prime Minister
Following the disaster of the foot and mouth crisis, Tony Blair devised a plan to get rid of it for good. He released the metroids into the countryside hoping that they would infect the animals with their own genetic make-up, which would leave them imune to foot and mouth. Unfortunatley, the Metroids are destroying everything, so it's down to you to stop them. Then go to Downing Street and make Tony pay for his crimes.
Blunkett and Clank
Take on the role of Home Secretary David Blunkett, and navigate mazes using a special metal suit. Every time you walk into a wall, which is likely given that you won't be able to see anything, the 'clank' noise from you suit hitting the wall will let you know, and you'll be able to move off again, until you either reach you goal, or 'clank' into another wall. Fantastic platforming fun, let down only by the lack of graphics.
Tory Party
More madcap fun and laughs in this latest zany party game from the Tories. Control one of 6 members of the Conservative party, from Iain Duncan Smith, to Michael Howard to, um, there must be some more, that ugly woman from Celebrity Fit Club. The release of this game has been delayed yet again, the reason being related to the developers inabilty to organise a drinking night in a brewery.
John Prescott's Super Punch Out
This game features two very different styles of gameplay. You play as John Prescott as he walks down a busy street, dodging eggs that are thrown at him. The second that you get hit though, you enter 'rage mode' a one-on-one fighter in which you're allowed to beat up people with mullets, saggy cheeks, and matted facial hair.
Crash BandiCook
Take on the role of ginger love-gnome Robin Cook on his quest for female companionship, set over a dozen different levels. Use Cook's special powers, including his immense chin swing to take out enemies, and be dazzled by stunning cut-scenes featuring Cooks sexual advances towards attractive women. This game is rated mature, only for a mature and slightly disturbed audience.
Also in the works for future release include budget sim "The Sum of All Beers" and "Mo Mowlan's Dance Beat". Rumours that Iain Duncan Smith would play the part of Dr Robotnik, or Eggman in an upcoming Sonic Adventure game were quashed when Sega responded with "Who?"
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Meka Dragon
"That's the ticket!"
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35!!!
35 times 50 = £1750!!!
Who said video games were bad for you...
"That's the ticket!"
User Type: Notable
Registered: 849 day(s) ago
Gameaday Prizes Won: 35
35!!!
35 times 50 = £1750!!!
Who said video games were bad for you...
Great post!
Fantastic, as usual. Another GAD no doubt *sigh*
Some really inventive stuff there. Here's another - for the MP's who like to mix business with pleasure, how about Cabinet Manager 2002/3? (Now including grass roots politics).
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Now I know why Meka wins so many GAD's
Thats the second excellent post I read by you today.
Must be getting inspiration from somewhere :-)
Nice one
Must be getting inspiration from somewhere :-)
Nice one
Meka dragon is made out of GADs. Or maybe he eats them, because he cant afford to buy food, and lives off the kindness of SR. Just a theory though.
Ahh, why are all the post you make so darn brilliant. Great Job Meka!!!!!!!
"dances through a parade of roses"
"dances through a parade of roses"
Good post there Meka, up for ANOTHER GAD.
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