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Nintendo’s Christmas push has lead to a dramatic catch up in Japan on the PS2 and the sale of 250,000 copies of Metroid Prime in just the first week of going on sale in America. But what of Europe? It isn’t looking too bright, for the GBA Metroid Fusion and Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi’s Island are currently topping the charts but the Gamecube is relying on second party games Starfox Adventures and Eternal Darkness as well as the ageing Mario Sunshine. But Nintendo had one big trick up there sleeve in order to defeat Sony and Microsoft with the perfect stocking filler.
Nintendo Foam Bath Toys.
The design is simple you have a slightly chunkier version of the GBA, the buttons attached to the normal GBA cannot be pressed but there are an additional two buttons. These two buttons allow a jet of air to move within the Bath toy’s screen, which enables either shy guy or mouser to shoot up and fire balls at each other. The game has been heralded as one of the greatest of all time. Shigeru Miyamoto was on hand at a press conference and claimed his development team were working round the clock on the game:
“My development team were working around the clock on the game”
The game took approximately 3 years for Nintendo to make and the sheer quality of the graphics and gameplay makes you understand why. Nintendo of Europe’s David Gossan was attempting to promote the new toy at a press conference held in London:
“We truly have some of the finest games this Christmas, Mario and Metroid for the Gameboy Advance has already shifted a 250,000 copies between them and we have a strong Christmas line up on the Gamecube as well, Starfox Adventures, Eternal Darkness and Mario Sunshine will make this a Christmas to remember. That is excluding the awesome Foam Bath Toys which will blow everyone’s mind!”
The Bath Toys though feature an altogether stunning extra function involving foam. By flicking a lid on the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys a liquid type substance is revealed that enables bubbles to appear in the bath. This is supposed to relax your body and mind, a perfect idea after a frustrated blast on the game, why not relax instead of smashing the nearest item. The bath toy is a perfect gift this Christmas, whereas the GBA and Gamecube are much larger gifts these are perfect as stocking fillers and great to trick your friends into thinking you got them a Gameboy Advance and watching the disappointment on their faces when a foam bath toy is revealed. Naturally though the disappointment will only be short term as the incredible addictive one screened game will keep gamers playing for hours. Keeping with the variety of cosmetic styles avalible on their consoles (Pokémon mini, Gamecube and GBA all have different colour options), Nintendo are offering 3 colours with the launch of the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys. The 3 colours include the traditional Purple colour that has become accustom to Nintendo consoles, and a blue and red one that are less frequent.
Michael Jackson plans to purchase his son, Prince Michael the second s Nintendo Foam Bath Toy in an attempt to squash the controversy of his baby dangling stunt, he said:
“I believe that it is the right thing to do for my son, such a stunning toy for such a stunning boy. He will grow up to a be a great leader, one who is not scared of heights, and he shall grow to become a great winner and save the world, it is good for the forest, the people, the blacks, the whites and it is all thanks to the Nintendo bath to…”
Michael’s speech was cut short as his nose fell off midway. Nintendo are trying to cope with the demand these bath toys will surly have come December.
Nintendo Foam Bath Toys are avalible from Super drug priced just £3.99
Dringo.
(Note: The majority of this post is fictional although the facts and information regarding the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys are entirely truthful)
Nintendo Foam Bath Toys.
The design is simple you have a slightly chunkier version of the GBA, the buttons attached to the normal GBA cannot be pressed but there are an additional two buttons. These two buttons allow a jet of air to move within the Bath toy’s screen, which enables either shy guy or mouser to shoot up and fire balls at each other. The game has been heralded as one of the greatest of all time. Shigeru Miyamoto was on hand at a press conference and claimed his development team were working round the clock on the game:
“My development team were working around the clock on the game”
The game took approximately 3 years for Nintendo to make and the sheer quality of the graphics and gameplay makes you understand why. Nintendo of Europe’s David Gossan was attempting to promote the new toy at a press conference held in London:
“We truly have some of the finest games this Christmas, Mario and Metroid for the Gameboy Advance has already shifted a 250,000 copies between them and we have a strong Christmas line up on the Gamecube as well, Starfox Adventures, Eternal Darkness and Mario Sunshine will make this a Christmas to remember. That is excluding the awesome Foam Bath Toys which will blow everyone’s mind!”
The Bath Toys though feature an altogether stunning extra function involving foam. By flicking a lid on the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys a liquid type substance is revealed that enables bubbles to appear in the bath. This is supposed to relax your body and mind, a perfect idea after a frustrated blast on the game, why not relax instead of smashing the nearest item. The bath toy is a perfect gift this Christmas, whereas the GBA and Gamecube are much larger gifts these are perfect as stocking fillers and great to trick your friends into thinking you got them a Gameboy Advance and watching the disappointment on their faces when a foam bath toy is revealed. Naturally though the disappointment will only be short term as the incredible addictive one screened game will keep gamers playing for hours. Keeping with the variety of cosmetic styles avalible on their consoles (Pokémon mini, Gamecube and GBA all have different colour options), Nintendo are offering 3 colours with the launch of the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys. The 3 colours include the traditional Purple colour that has become accustom to Nintendo consoles, and a blue and red one that are less frequent.
Michael Jackson plans to purchase his son, Prince Michael the second s Nintendo Foam Bath Toy in an attempt to squash the controversy of his baby dangling stunt, he said:
“I believe that it is the right thing to do for my son, such a stunning toy for such a stunning boy. He will grow up to a be a great leader, one who is not scared of heights, and he shall grow to become a great winner and save the world, it is good for the forest, the people, the blacks, the whites and it is all thanks to the Nintendo bath to…”
Michael’s speech was cut short as his nose fell off midway. Nintendo are trying to cope with the demand these bath toys will surly have come December.
Nintendo Foam Bath Toys are avalible from Super drug priced just £3.99
Dringo.
(Note: The majority of this post is fictional although the facts and information regarding the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys are entirely truthful)
Aren't they just great :)
The future of gaming me thinks.
The future of gaming me thinks.
I actually have 3 of bath toys in a Gameboy design.
Nice post :-)
Nice post :-)
Neither do I.
I have no idea why I said that
ROFL!
Nice one, hope you win/don't win GAD......
Nice one, hope you win/don't win GAD......
Nintendo’s Christmas push has lead to a dramatic catch up in Japan on the PS2 and the sale of 250,000 copies of Metroid Prime in just the first week of going on sale in America. But what of Europe? It isn’t looking too bright, for the GBA Metroid Fusion and Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi’s Island are currently topping the charts but the Gamecube is relying on second party games Starfox Adventures and Eternal Darkness as well as the ageing Mario Sunshine. But Nintendo had one big trick up there sleeve in order to defeat Sony and Microsoft with the perfect stocking filler.
Nintendo Foam Bath Toys.
The design is simple you have a slightly chunkier version of the GBA, the buttons attached to the normal GBA cannot be pressed but there are an additional two buttons. These two buttons allow a jet of air to move within the Bath toy’s screen, which enables either shy guy or mouser to shoot up and fire balls at each other. The game has been heralded as one of the greatest of all time. Shigeru Miyamoto was on hand at a press conference and claimed his development team were working round the clock on the game:
“My development team were working around the clock on the game”
The game took approximately 3 years for Nintendo to make and the sheer quality of the graphics and gameplay makes you understand why. Nintendo of Europe’s David Gossan was attempting to promote the new toy at a press conference held in London:
“We truly have some of the finest games this Christmas, Mario and Metroid for the Gameboy Advance has already shifted a 250,000 copies between them and we have a strong Christmas line up on the Gamecube as well, Starfox Adventures, Eternal Darkness and Mario Sunshine will make this a Christmas to remember. That is excluding the awesome Foam Bath Toys which will blow everyone’s mind!”
The Bath Toys though feature an altogether stunning extra function involving foam. By flicking a lid on the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys a liquid type substance is revealed that enables bubbles to appear in the bath. This is supposed to relax your body and mind, a perfect idea after a frustrated blast on the game, why not relax instead of smashing the nearest item. The bath toy is a perfect gift this Christmas, whereas the GBA and Gamecube are much larger gifts these are perfect as stocking fillers and great to trick your friends into thinking you got them a Gameboy Advance and watching the disappointment on their faces when a foam bath toy is revealed. Naturally though the disappointment will only be short term as the incredible addictive one screened game will keep gamers playing for hours. Keeping with the variety of cosmetic styles avalible on their consoles (Pokémon mini, Gamecube and GBA all have different colour options), Nintendo are offering 3 colours with the launch of the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys. The 3 colours include the traditional Purple colour that has become accustom to Nintendo consoles, and a blue and red one that are less frequent.
Michael Jackson plans to purchase his son, Prince Michael the second s Nintendo Foam Bath Toy in an attempt to squash the controversy of his baby dangling stunt, he said:
“I believe that it is the right thing to do for my son, such a stunning toy for such a stunning boy. He will grow up to a be a great leader, one who is not scared of heights, and he shall grow to become a great winner and save the world, it is good for the forest, the people, the blacks, the whites and it is all thanks to the Nintendo bath to…”
Michael’s speech was cut short as his nose fell off midway. Nintendo are trying to cope with the demand these bath toys will surly have come December.
Nintendo Foam Bath Toys are avalible from Super drug priced just £3.99
Dringo.
(Note: The majority of this post is fictional although the facts and information regarding the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys are entirely truthful)
Nintendo Foam Bath Toys.
The design is simple you have a slightly chunkier version of the GBA, the buttons attached to the normal GBA cannot be pressed but there are an additional two buttons. These two buttons allow a jet of air to move within the Bath toy’s screen, which enables either shy guy or mouser to shoot up and fire balls at each other. The game has been heralded as one of the greatest of all time. Shigeru Miyamoto was on hand at a press conference and claimed his development team were working round the clock on the game:
“My development team were working around the clock on the game”
The game took approximately 3 years for Nintendo to make and the sheer quality of the graphics and gameplay makes you understand why. Nintendo of Europe’s David Gossan was attempting to promote the new toy at a press conference held in London:
“We truly have some of the finest games this Christmas, Mario and Metroid for the Gameboy Advance has already shifted a 250,000 copies between them and we have a strong Christmas line up on the Gamecube as well, Starfox Adventures, Eternal Darkness and Mario Sunshine will make this a Christmas to remember. That is excluding the awesome Foam Bath Toys which will blow everyone’s mind!”
The Bath Toys though feature an altogether stunning extra function involving foam. By flicking a lid on the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys a liquid type substance is revealed that enables bubbles to appear in the bath. This is supposed to relax your body and mind, a perfect idea after a frustrated blast on the game, why not relax instead of smashing the nearest item. The bath toy is a perfect gift this Christmas, whereas the GBA and Gamecube are much larger gifts these are perfect as stocking fillers and great to trick your friends into thinking you got them a Gameboy Advance and watching the disappointment on their faces when a foam bath toy is revealed. Naturally though the disappointment will only be short term as the incredible addictive one screened game will keep gamers playing for hours. Keeping with the variety of cosmetic styles avalible on their consoles (Pokémon mini, Gamecube and GBA all have different colour options), Nintendo are offering 3 colours with the launch of the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys. The 3 colours include the traditional Purple colour that has become accustom to Nintendo consoles, and a blue and red one that are less frequent.
Michael Jackson plans to purchase his son, Prince Michael the second s Nintendo Foam Bath Toy in an attempt to squash the controversy of his baby dangling stunt, he said:
“I believe that it is the right thing to do for my son, such a stunning toy for such a stunning boy. He will grow up to a be a great leader, one who is not scared of heights, and he shall grow to become a great winner and save the world, it is good for the forest, the people, the blacks, the whites and it is all thanks to the Nintendo bath to…”
Michael’s speech was cut short as his nose fell off midway. Nintendo are trying to cope with the demand these bath toys will surly have come December.
Nintendo Foam Bath Toys are avalible from Super drug priced just £3.99
Dringo.
(Note: The majority of this post is fictional although the facts and information regarding the Nintendo Foam Bath Toys are entirely truthful)