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Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when they ran over a cow. So Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
An hour later, the driver staggered back to the car in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling from ear to ear.
"What happened?" asked Posh.
The driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife the cigar and
his beautiful daughter sha**ed me senseless."
"My god, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
"I just said, I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow!"
An hour later, the driver staggered back to the car in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling from ear to ear.
"What happened?" asked Posh.
The driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife the cigar and
his beautiful daughter sha**ed me senseless."
"My god, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
"I just said, I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow!"
ROFL ROFL
Best joke ive heard in ages.
oh god did i justs ay that.
Best joke ive heard in ages.
oh god did i justs ay that.
a bit stoke on trent eh?
Marmite miner?
Marmite miner?
At weekends, there is a distinct possibility.
he could be
My girlfriend's Aunt told me that one. You're not my Girlfriend's Aunt are you?
good joke though
Ah well. Looks like my GAD attempt has gone out of the window...
I got a feeling I might have put this very joke up here about 3 weeks ago....
Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when they ran over a cow. So Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
An hour later, the driver staggered back to the car in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling from ear to ear.
"What happened?" asked Posh.
The driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife the cigar and
his beautiful daughter sha**ed me senseless."
"My god, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
"I just said, I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow!"
An hour later, the driver staggered back to the car in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling from ear to ear.
"What happened?" asked Posh.
The driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife the cigar and
his beautiful daughter sha**ed me senseless."
"My god, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
"I just said, I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow!"