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“Hello everybody and Welcome to Rumble in The Jungle! I’m Jim Ross awaiting the arrival of my special guest colour commentator for the night as we prepare to kick off a special night of WWF Forum action! A Huge card of fantastic matches and it’s all for the benefit of victims of the Volcano in Goma!” Suddenly the Municipal aren is lit of by a dazzling display of pyrotechnics which goes on for a couple of minutes---
“It Began in Afrika-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka” and here comes the Cong Man! The driving force between tonight’s Pay-Per-View is making his way out to the ring! Cong steps up on to the apron, grabs the top rope, pulls back on it and does a front flip into the ring, the crowd are going bananas cheering on their hometown boy and waving their giantsa inflatable ‘nanas. The Cong Man grabs the Mic and goes to speak but has to wait for the cheering to stop. He then says a load of stuff in Congolese that none of us recognise but goes down well with the fans. “ For those of you who can’t speak my native tongue---I just said, Wow! What a way to come home! Now I know good ol’ JR is sat down there waiting for someone to come and help him with commentary duties and I know just the man! Ladies and Gentleman African wrestling legend, The Ugandan Giant Kamala!!!” More riotous cheering at Kamala goes and makes his way to the announcers table. “Now I’ve got this show started I was going to come out here and cut a big promo about what this event means to me, but hell, I though, I’ll let my actions speak louder than words tonight! So welcome Lilian Garcia as she announces our first match-up! Cong exists the ring passing the mic on to Lilian.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will decide the first holder of the WWF Forum HardCAW championship. It will be competed under elimination rules with no disqualification’s and falls count anywhere!”
The fans cheer loudly even though they probably have no idea what exactly Lilian just said. A Block of Ice appears on the titan tron, spinning in perfectly rendered 3D and unusually Ice Blaster is coming out to the sounds of ‘Ice Ice Baby’, by Vanilla Ice! The crowd cheer as Ice Blaster stops to sign a couple of autographs on his way to the ring.
“Tell me---what is on your mind?” The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) emerges from under the Titan-tron, which is nicely decorated tonight with a series of vines and twisted bamboo canes. The Psychiatrist makes his way into the ring joining his Tag-Team partner Ice Blaster. They exchange high-fives. Looks like these two are planning to work together tonight.
Next out is Hawk (AfroJoe) as we hear the first real booing of the night. This audience obviously haven’t forgiven Hawk for his recent turning against The Cong Man. Hawk seems reluctant to get in the ring where he would obviously be subjected to a two-on-one, so he stands at the bottom of the ramp and motions toward the back. “ Cut my life into pieces---this is my last resort---“ Mouldy Cheese comes down the aisle to join his five elements buddy. They look at each other and then sprint into the ring, The system fighters cut them off though with a series of stomps as they come under the ropes.
As the four men brawl in the ring, the sound of a powerful engine revving up fills the arena and Grandprix comes out from the curtains. He takes his time coming to the ring, pausing to slap hands with as many fans as possible! “PAAAAAIIIINNNNN!!!!” A blood curdling scream announces the arrival of the somewhat aloof next competitor, followed by Highway to Hell as pains runs down the ramp and attacks Grandprix who was still high-fiveing with the fans! DDT by Pain to Grandprix, he goes for the cover---1---2—Kick out! GP nearly got caught out right there!
The Rat (Allardini) and RkS have come in unannounced over the protective barriers and joined in the brawl going on in the ring! RkS immediately hits a huge powerbomb on The Psychiatrist! He makes a cover—1---2--, but Ice Blaster breaks it up! The sound of a jet plane fills the arena as Jetster is the next man to come out from underneath the nicely decorated Titan-tron and he stands posing and soaking up the fans cheers. But he hasn’t noticed that Longy has come out and is standing behind him looking on puzzled as Jetsetr really over-does the posing. The Cong Man comes out and looks as well. He just handed Longy his barbed wire chair!!! CLANG!!! Barbed wire chair shot to Jetster who instantly becomes a crimson mess! Longy makes the cover as Teddy Long, one of a team of five referees assigned to this one sprints up the ramp to make the cover---1---2---kick out! The Cong Man head to the back! Longy would have had Jetster but he had to wait too long for the count! Longy pulls a dazed looking Jetster back to his feet and goes for the Longstar onto that chair, but Jetster block it and back-drops Longy!
Meanwhile back in the ring Mouldy Cheese has been under the ring and thrown a garbage can full of weapons into the ring! He gets back in, but The Rat cuts him, off with a shot to the head with a kendo stick that he just retrieved from the trash-can! Jetster and Longy have fought back through the curtain now, with Teddy Long in pursuit in case of pin-falls, As the other eight combatants contain to knock seven bells out of each other in the ring! DING!!! Somwhere along the line the ring bell has ended up in the ring and Hawk just hit RkS with it so hard it flew to the outside! Ice Blaster tries to steal the cover, but Hawk pulls him off!
Clothesline!! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) clotheslines The Rat (Allardini) all the way over the top rope! The Psychiatrist is going up top! He’s signalling for the Psycho-analyser to the floor! He launches himself! But---OH MY GOD!!! The Rat found himself lying next to the ring bell and quickly got it up! The Psychiatrist just dove off the top rope to the floor and head-butted the ring bell!!! The Rat quickly into the cover---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) has been eliminated from this match up!”
Meanwhile, in the backstage area, Longy has Just thrown Jetster straight through a plate glass window!!! Poor Jetster is cut to shreds! The Cong Man runs in and hands the Barbed Wire Chair to Longy again. Longy with a standing Moonsault onto the chair on top of Jetster, cover---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Jetster has been eliminated from this match up!”
Jetster and Longy are both cut to shred from the barbed wire, The Cong Man hauls Longy up and drags him back towards the ring area! Back in the ring Hawk has RkS set up in a front face-lock! He’s going for the Screwdriver! But---CRACK!!! The Rat (Allardini) hits Hawk (AfroJoe) across the back with that Kendo stick!!! Just look at the mark that let on Hawk’s back!!! RkS escaped from the hold! Pain whips Grandprix off the ropes, but before he can take advantage Mouldy Cheese sneaks in behind and hits him with a reverse DDT!!! Grandprix is coming back off the ropes though and hits Mouldy Cheese with a full-on Clothesline from Hell!!! He calls that ‘The Finish Line’! He goes for the pin, but an elbow drop from Pain breaks up the attempt!
Longy appears at the top of the ramp having been helped back to the ring area by The Cong Man! He’s making his way down the ramp under his own steam, but he is bleeding profusely fom his stomach! THUD!!! RkS hits Pain (Big_Slow) over the back of the head with a the trash can!!! Pain didn’t go down but he staggers forward into another finish line form Grandprix, who obviously wasn’t too happy at having his pin-fall attempt! But before either man can make the cover they turn on each other!!! Grandprix and RkS are trading blows when they should be making the cover!!! But look!!! The Rat has gone up top AND he’s taken the a trash-can lid with him! He jumps off the top in a swanton like move, but he puts the trash-can lid under his leg at the last minute driving it straight into Pain’s face!! Cover---1---2---3 He got him!!! The Rat has now pinned two other opponents!!! Is the HardCAW ttitle destined for this young man?
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Pain (big_Slow) has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Grandprix sand RkS continue to trade blows, until RkS blocks a GP and quickly turns it into a standing Arm-bar! Not for long though as Hawk blindsides him with a Stop! Sign to the head!!! Grandprix staggers straight into a DDT from the Rat though! The Rat makes another cover, but CRACK!!! Hawk hits him with what looked like a computer keyboard!!! The still bleeding Longy attempts to come to his friend aid, but he too falls victim to the computer keyboard! Hawk now sets a stop sign up over Longy’s nether-regions and here comes Mouldy Cheese, he’s got a golf club!!! OH MY GOD!!! Mouldy Cheese stands over Longy and makes what look like a couple of practise golf swings before he swings the club over his head and brings it crashing onto the stop sign driving it right into Longy’s groin!!! Mouldy Cheese makes the cover---1---2---3!!! The former CAW champion isn’t gonna get his hands on the HardCAW title just yet!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Longy has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Hawk (AfroJoe) nails a huge standing suplex on Ice Blaster!!! Cover 1---2—Kick out!!! Grandprix hits another big suplex on The Rat (Allardini), but he doesn’t have time to make a cover, as he gets up he is met by a shot to the head with the ring bell from Mouldy Cheese!!! But Mouldy Cheese falls victim to a shot with a trash-can to his head courtesy of RkS!!! Hawk grabs RkS though and puts him in a front face-lock, he hauls him up and SCREWDRIVER!!! Hawk just hit his finisher on RkS. This is chaos!!!
Hawk decides not to go for the pin though! He’s going after the Rat instead. But the Rat just pulled something out of his jeans! WHACK!! Oh my god!!! He’s just hit Hawk with the heaviest object the world has ever seen!!! Tony from Special Reserve’s wallet!!! Where on earth did he get that from??? The Rat and Ice Blaster are up to their knees and trading blows!!! The Rat blocks a punch and quickly turn it into the Rat-house!!! He’s got it locked in!! Ice Blaster is gonna tap!!! But no!!! Mouldy Cheese from behind! He’s grabbed The Rat’s arms and has locked him in the Mouldmission!!! The Rat quickly nods to referee Mike Chioda who rings the bell!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, The Rat (Allardini) has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Mouldy Cheese turns and salutes the crowd, who give him a nice chorus of boos for his efforts. Ice Blaster is obviously not that grateful for the help he just received from The Mouldy One though as he plants a boot into his stomach and immediately hits the Ice Block! Cover---1---2---Hawk across to break it up, but he is met by a clothesline from RkS!!!---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Mouldy Cheese has been eliminated from this match up!”
So, this one has come down to just four men! Ice Blaster, Grand Prix, RkS and Hawk (AfroJoe)! Oh and a ring full of weapons as well! Ice Blaster locks up with Grand Prix and RkS and Hawk do the same. Grandprix with a go-behind into a waist lock but Ice Blaster breaks it up with an elbow to the face and a standing turning Enziguri! Hawk over powers RkS into a deep Japanese arm-drag! RkS is quickly back to his feet though and as Hawk follows him in he launches a drop-kick right into Hawk’s face!!! Ice Blaster with a corkscrew elbow to Grand Prix. Covers! 1---2---but both men kick out! Ice Blaster turns and throws a punch at RkS! Blocked! RkS quickly buries a boot into Ice Blaster’s mid-section and a hauls him up, RkS turns mid move, RkS face-buster to the remains of the trash-can 1---2---3!!He got him out of nowhere!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Ice Blaster has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grand Prix are back up to their feet and fighting as RkS soaks up some cheering from the crowd. Drop-kick! Hawk fells Grand Prix. But RkS gets involved and whips Hawk off the ropes, Hawk comes back but ducks a clothesline attempt from RkS and bounces off the ropes again, another clothesline attempt missed by RkS and this time Hawk hits a neck-breaker on RkS!!! Hawk looks down at RkS and bounces off the ropes! FINISH LINE!!! Out of nowhere Grandprix back to his feet and meets Hawk coming back off the ropes with his finishing move! But Rks is back up now and throws a trio of punches at Grandprix but Grand Prix ducks the last one and hits the pit stop on RkS!!! But it’s Hawk, he was back up so quickly after that Clothesline and he buries his boot into GrandPrix’s mid-section. Front- Face lock, SCREWDRIVER!!! Cover 1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and gentlemen, Grandprix has been eliminated from this match –up!”
Oh My god!! Look coming down the ramp!!! It’s Reaver (Ant) and The Raging Dogs!!! They’re going after RkS!!! Reaver with a kendo stick to the head of RkS! Reaver now holds RkS up as Hawk slaps him around! Reaver hauls RkS up for A DDT driver!!! This is a mugging!!! But wait here comes the Cong Man!!! Through the crowd!!! Barbed Wire chair shot to Rage!!! CLANG!!! Another one for STD!! CLANG!!! Reaver falls victim too! The fans go nuts CLANG!!! And one more for Hawk!!! Cong pulls RkS’s fallen body on top of Hawk!!! Mike Chioda makes the count---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner and the first EVER!!! HardCAW champion, RkS!!!”
The fans cheer as the Cong Man holds RkS up, doesn’t look like he’s even concious!!! He probably doesn’t even realise he is the champ! But wait Reaver with a trash-can to the Cong Man’s head!!! Cong staggers forwsrds and a bloodied Scotty The Doggy hits him with a dog bottom!!!
Reaver goes to the outside and gets a steel chair---he’s re-entered the ring where STD and Rage are beating on Cong, with RkS in no state to help. The team of referee’s attempt half-heartedly to stop what is happening, as Reaver places Cong’s arm inside the folding part of the chair. Rage goes up top---BIG ELBOW DROP TO THE CHAIR!!! The Cong Man writhes in pain clutching at his arm! “The Elements have seriously injured the Cong Man!!!” Screams Jim Ross “ummummm foooood?” comments Kamala. The elements make their exit as the Cong Man and RkS lie in pain in the ring. The Cong Man helped his stable mate RkS become the first ever HardCAW champion, but at what cost to his own chances later in the night???
“It Began in Afrika-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka” and here comes the Cong Man! The driving force between tonight’s Pay-Per-View is making his way out to the ring! Cong steps up on to the apron, grabs the top rope, pulls back on it and does a front flip into the ring, the crowd are going bananas cheering on their hometown boy and waving their giantsa inflatable ‘nanas. The Cong Man grabs the Mic and goes to speak but has to wait for the cheering to stop. He then says a load of stuff in Congolese that none of us recognise but goes down well with the fans. “ For those of you who can’t speak my native tongue---I just said, Wow! What a way to come home! Now I know good ol’ JR is sat down there waiting for someone to come and help him with commentary duties and I know just the man! Ladies and Gentleman African wrestling legend, The Ugandan Giant Kamala!!!” More riotous cheering at Kamala goes and makes his way to the announcers table. “Now I’ve got this show started I was going to come out here and cut a big promo about what this event means to me, but hell, I though, I’ll let my actions speak louder than words tonight! So welcome Lilian Garcia as she announces our first match-up! Cong exists the ring passing the mic on to Lilian.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will decide the first holder of the WWF Forum HardCAW championship. It will be competed under elimination rules with no disqualification’s and falls count anywhere!”
The fans cheer loudly even though they probably have no idea what exactly Lilian just said. A Block of Ice appears on the titan tron, spinning in perfectly rendered 3D and unusually Ice Blaster is coming out to the sounds of ‘Ice Ice Baby’, by Vanilla Ice! The crowd cheer as Ice Blaster stops to sign a couple of autographs on his way to the ring.
“Tell me---what is on your mind?” The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) emerges from under the Titan-tron, which is nicely decorated tonight with a series of vines and twisted bamboo canes. The Psychiatrist makes his way into the ring joining his Tag-Team partner Ice Blaster. They exchange high-fives. Looks like these two are planning to work together tonight.
Next out is Hawk (AfroJoe) as we hear the first real booing of the night. This audience obviously haven’t forgiven Hawk for his recent turning against The Cong Man. Hawk seems reluctant to get in the ring where he would obviously be subjected to a two-on-one, so he stands at the bottom of the ramp and motions toward the back. “ Cut my life into pieces---this is my last resort---“ Mouldy Cheese comes down the aisle to join his five elements buddy. They look at each other and then sprint into the ring, The system fighters cut them off though with a series of stomps as they come under the ropes.
As the four men brawl in the ring, the sound of a powerful engine revving up fills the arena and Grandprix comes out from the curtains. He takes his time coming to the ring, pausing to slap hands with as many fans as possible! “PAAAAAIIIINNNNN!!!!” A blood curdling scream announces the arrival of the somewhat aloof next competitor, followed by Highway to Hell as pains runs down the ramp and attacks Grandprix who was still high-fiveing with the fans! DDT by Pain to Grandprix, he goes for the cover---1---2—Kick out! GP nearly got caught out right there!
The Rat (Allardini) and RkS have come in unannounced over the protective barriers and joined in the brawl going on in the ring! RkS immediately hits a huge powerbomb on The Psychiatrist! He makes a cover—1---2--, but Ice Blaster breaks it up! The sound of a jet plane fills the arena as Jetster is the next man to come out from underneath the nicely decorated Titan-tron and he stands posing and soaking up the fans cheers. But he hasn’t noticed that Longy has come out and is standing behind him looking on puzzled as Jetsetr really over-does the posing. The Cong Man comes out and looks as well. He just handed Longy his barbed wire chair!!! CLANG!!! Barbed wire chair shot to Jetster who instantly becomes a crimson mess! Longy makes the cover as Teddy Long, one of a team of five referees assigned to this one sprints up the ramp to make the cover---1---2---kick out! The Cong Man head to the back! Longy would have had Jetster but he had to wait too long for the count! Longy pulls a dazed looking Jetster back to his feet and goes for the Longstar onto that chair, but Jetster block it and back-drops Longy!
Meanwhile back in the ring Mouldy Cheese has been under the ring and thrown a garbage can full of weapons into the ring! He gets back in, but The Rat cuts him, off with a shot to the head with a kendo stick that he just retrieved from the trash-can! Jetster and Longy have fought back through the curtain now, with Teddy Long in pursuit in case of pin-falls, As the other eight combatants contain to knock seven bells out of each other in the ring! DING!!! Somwhere along the line the ring bell has ended up in the ring and Hawk just hit RkS with it so hard it flew to the outside! Ice Blaster tries to steal the cover, but Hawk pulls him off!
Clothesline!! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) clotheslines The Rat (Allardini) all the way over the top rope! The Psychiatrist is going up top! He’s signalling for the Psycho-analyser to the floor! He launches himself! But---OH MY GOD!!! The Rat found himself lying next to the ring bell and quickly got it up! The Psychiatrist just dove off the top rope to the floor and head-butted the ring bell!!! The Rat quickly into the cover---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) has been eliminated from this match up!”
Meanwhile, in the backstage area, Longy has Just thrown Jetster straight through a plate glass window!!! Poor Jetster is cut to shreds! The Cong Man runs in and hands the Barbed Wire Chair to Longy again. Longy with a standing Moonsault onto the chair on top of Jetster, cover---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Jetster has been eliminated from this match up!”
Jetster and Longy are both cut to shred from the barbed wire, The Cong Man hauls Longy up and drags him back towards the ring area! Back in the ring Hawk has RkS set up in a front face-lock! He’s going for the Screwdriver! But---CRACK!!! The Rat (Allardini) hits Hawk (AfroJoe) across the back with that Kendo stick!!! Just look at the mark that let on Hawk’s back!!! RkS escaped from the hold! Pain whips Grandprix off the ropes, but before he can take advantage Mouldy Cheese sneaks in behind and hits him with a reverse DDT!!! Grandprix is coming back off the ropes though and hits Mouldy Cheese with a full-on Clothesline from Hell!!! He calls that ‘The Finish Line’! He goes for the pin, but an elbow drop from Pain breaks up the attempt!
Longy appears at the top of the ramp having been helped back to the ring area by The Cong Man! He’s making his way down the ramp under his own steam, but he is bleeding profusely fom his stomach! THUD!!! RkS hits Pain (Big_Slow) over the back of the head with a the trash can!!! Pain didn’t go down but he staggers forward into another finish line form Grandprix, who obviously wasn’t too happy at having his pin-fall attempt! But before either man can make the cover they turn on each other!!! Grandprix and RkS are trading blows when they should be making the cover!!! But look!!! The Rat has gone up top AND he’s taken the a trash-can lid with him! He jumps off the top in a swanton like move, but he puts the trash-can lid under his leg at the last minute driving it straight into Pain’s face!! Cover---1---2---3 He got him!!! The Rat has now pinned two other opponents!!! Is the HardCAW ttitle destined for this young man?
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Pain (big_Slow) has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Grandprix sand RkS continue to trade blows, until RkS blocks a GP and quickly turns it into a standing Arm-bar! Not for long though as Hawk blindsides him with a Stop! Sign to the head!!! Grandprix staggers straight into a DDT from the Rat though! The Rat makes another cover, but CRACK!!! Hawk hits him with what looked like a computer keyboard!!! The still bleeding Longy attempts to come to his friend aid, but he too falls victim to the computer keyboard! Hawk now sets a stop sign up over Longy’s nether-regions and here comes Mouldy Cheese, he’s got a golf club!!! OH MY GOD!!! Mouldy Cheese stands over Longy and makes what look like a couple of practise golf swings before he swings the club over his head and brings it crashing onto the stop sign driving it right into Longy’s groin!!! Mouldy Cheese makes the cover---1---2---3!!! The former CAW champion isn’t gonna get his hands on the HardCAW title just yet!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Longy has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Hawk (AfroJoe) nails a huge standing suplex on Ice Blaster!!! Cover 1---2—Kick out!!! Grandprix hits another big suplex on The Rat (Allardini), but he doesn’t have time to make a cover, as he gets up he is met by a shot to the head with the ring bell from Mouldy Cheese!!! But Mouldy Cheese falls victim to a shot with a trash-can to his head courtesy of RkS!!! Hawk grabs RkS though and puts him in a front face-lock, he hauls him up and SCREWDRIVER!!! Hawk just hit his finisher on RkS. This is chaos!!!
Hawk decides not to go for the pin though! He’s going after the Rat instead. But the Rat just pulled something out of his jeans! WHACK!! Oh my god!!! He’s just hit Hawk with the heaviest object the world has ever seen!!! Tony from Special Reserve’s wallet!!! Where on earth did he get that from??? The Rat and Ice Blaster are up to their knees and trading blows!!! The Rat blocks a punch and quickly turn it into the Rat-house!!! He’s got it locked in!! Ice Blaster is gonna tap!!! But no!!! Mouldy Cheese from behind! He’s grabbed The Rat’s arms and has locked him in the Mouldmission!!! The Rat quickly nods to referee Mike Chioda who rings the bell!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, The Rat (Allardini) has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Mouldy Cheese turns and salutes the crowd, who give him a nice chorus of boos for his efforts. Ice Blaster is obviously not that grateful for the help he just received from The Mouldy One though as he plants a boot into his stomach and immediately hits the Ice Block! Cover---1---2---Hawk across to break it up, but he is met by a clothesline from RkS!!!---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Mouldy Cheese has been eliminated from this match up!”
So, this one has come down to just four men! Ice Blaster, Grand Prix, RkS and Hawk (AfroJoe)! Oh and a ring full of weapons as well! Ice Blaster locks up with Grand Prix and RkS and Hawk do the same. Grandprix with a go-behind into a waist lock but Ice Blaster breaks it up with an elbow to the face and a standing turning Enziguri! Hawk over powers RkS into a deep Japanese arm-drag! RkS is quickly back to his feet though and as Hawk follows him in he launches a drop-kick right into Hawk’s face!!! Ice Blaster with a corkscrew elbow to Grand Prix. Covers! 1---2---but both men kick out! Ice Blaster turns and throws a punch at RkS! Blocked! RkS quickly buries a boot into Ice Blaster’s mid-section and a hauls him up, RkS turns mid move, RkS face-buster to the remains of the trash-can 1---2---3!!He got him out of nowhere!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Ice Blaster has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grand Prix are back up to their feet and fighting as RkS soaks up some cheering from the crowd. Drop-kick! Hawk fells Grand Prix. But RkS gets involved and whips Hawk off the ropes, Hawk comes back but ducks a clothesline attempt from RkS and bounces off the ropes again, another clothesline attempt missed by RkS and this time Hawk hits a neck-breaker on RkS!!! Hawk looks down at RkS and bounces off the ropes! FINISH LINE!!! Out of nowhere Grandprix back to his feet and meets Hawk coming back off the ropes with his finishing move! But Rks is back up now and throws a trio of punches at Grandprix but Grand Prix ducks the last one and hits the pit stop on RkS!!! But it’s Hawk, he was back up so quickly after that Clothesline and he buries his boot into GrandPrix’s mid-section. Front- Face lock, SCREWDRIVER!!! Cover 1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and gentlemen, Grandprix has been eliminated from this match –up!”
Oh My god!! Look coming down the ramp!!! It’s Reaver (Ant) and The Raging Dogs!!! They’re going after RkS!!! Reaver with a kendo stick to the head of RkS! Reaver now holds RkS up as Hawk slaps him around! Reaver hauls RkS up for A DDT driver!!! This is a mugging!!! But wait here comes the Cong Man!!! Through the crowd!!! Barbed Wire chair shot to Rage!!! CLANG!!! Another one for STD!! CLANG!!! Reaver falls victim too! The fans go nuts CLANG!!! And one more for Hawk!!! Cong pulls RkS’s fallen body on top of Hawk!!! Mike Chioda makes the count---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner and the first EVER!!! HardCAW champion, RkS!!!”
The fans cheer as the Cong Man holds RkS up, doesn’t look like he’s even concious!!! He probably doesn’t even realise he is the champ! But wait Reaver with a trash-can to the Cong Man’s head!!! Cong staggers forwsrds and a bloodied Scotty The Doggy hits him with a dog bottom!!!
Reaver goes to the outside and gets a steel chair---he’s re-entered the ring where STD and Rage are beating on Cong, with RkS in no state to help. The team of referee’s attempt half-heartedly to stop what is happening, as Reaver places Cong’s arm inside the folding part of the chair. Rage goes up top---BIG ELBOW DROP TO THE CHAIR!!! The Cong Man writhes in pain clutching at his arm! “The Elements have seriously injured the Cong Man!!!” Screams Jim Ross “ummummm foooood?” comments Kamala. The elements make their exit as the Cong Man and RkS lie in pain in the ring. The Cong Man helped his stable mate RkS become the first ever HardCAW champion, but at what cost to his own chances later in the night???
Brilliant stuff!! Action-packed all the way and had some very innovative and funny moments. My personal favourite parts were introducing the keyboard and Tony's massive wallet to the frey. :D
Overall, an excellent match. Top stuff, and a great way to start if RITJ.
Congratulations to the first ever HardCAW Champion, RkS (Rickoss)!!
Overall, an excellent match. Top stuff, and a great way to start if RITJ.
Congratulations to the first ever HardCAW Champion, RkS (Rickoss)!!
Beware the 24/7 rule young man..but don't worry, I got your back ;)
LOL! Loads of comedy moments aswell as being a great all-action match. I could see every bit of it in my mind. Great stuff, and i'm the first HardCAW champion! YAY Great match Cong.
Let's just say...the weapons used aren't that unusual when you've watched a few matches involving New Jack...
Grandprix wrote:
> Excellent! I was so close! Just one thing, I'm a tag team with The Psychiatrist,
> not Ice Blaster.
I was going to say that. I liked the use of unusual weapons.
> Excellent! I was so close! Just one thing, I'm a tag team with The Psychiatrist,
> not Ice Blaster.
I was going to say that. I liked the use of unusual weapons.
Damn you! Damn you! And damn you!
I was hoping that you'd help me. :D I wanted us back together as a Tag Team. :-(
Great match anyway.
;-)
(Sorry about all the faces. :-))
I was hoping that you'd help me. :D I wanted us back together as a Tag Team. :-(
Great match anyway.
;-)
(Sorry about all the faces. :-))
That was a superb opener to RITJ and what a action packed match, well done Congy.
Aha at last i get my revenge on you Congy :D
Aha at last i get my revenge on you Congy :D
Nice match Congy!
Excellent! I was so close! Just one thing, I'm a tag team with The Psychiatrist, not Ice Blaster.
I love the computer keyboard and Tony's wallet bit. Wonderful.
I love the computer keyboard and Tony's wallet bit. Wonderful.
“Hello everybody and Welcome to Rumble in The Jungle! I’m Jim Ross awaiting the arrival of my special guest colour commentator for the night as we prepare to kick off a special night of WWF Forum action! A Huge card of fantastic matches and it’s all for the benefit of victims of the Volcano in Goma!” Suddenly the Municipal aren is lit of by a dazzling display of pyrotechnics which goes on for a couple of minutes---
“It Began in Afrika-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka” and here comes the Cong Man! The driving force between tonight’s Pay-Per-View is making his way out to the ring! Cong steps up on to the apron, grabs the top rope, pulls back on it and does a front flip into the ring, the crowd are going bananas cheering on their hometown boy and waving their giantsa inflatable ‘nanas. The Cong Man grabs the Mic and goes to speak but has to wait for the cheering to stop. He then says a load of stuff in Congolese that none of us recognise but goes down well with the fans. “ For those of you who can’t speak my native tongue---I just said, Wow! What a way to come home! Now I know good ol’ JR is sat down there waiting for someone to come and help him with commentary duties and I know just the man! Ladies and Gentleman African wrestling legend, The Ugandan Giant Kamala!!!” More riotous cheering at Kamala goes and makes his way to the announcers table. “Now I’ve got this show started I was going to come out here and cut a big promo about what this event means to me, but hell, I though, I’ll let my actions speak louder than words tonight! So welcome Lilian Garcia as she announces our first match-up! Cong exists the ring passing the mic on to Lilian.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will decide the first holder of the WWF Forum HardCAW championship. It will be competed under elimination rules with no disqualification’s and falls count anywhere!”
The fans cheer loudly even though they probably have no idea what exactly Lilian just said. A Block of Ice appears on the titan tron, spinning in perfectly rendered 3D and unusually Ice Blaster is coming out to the sounds of ‘Ice Ice Baby’, by Vanilla Ice! The crowd cheer as Ice Blaster stops to sign a couple of autographs on his way to the ring.
“Tell me---what is on your mind?” The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) emerges from under the Titan-tron, which is nicely decorated tonight with a series of vines and twisted bamboo canes. The Psychiatrist makes his way into the ring joining his Tag-Team partner Ice Blaster. They exchange high-fives. Looks like these two are planning to work together tonight.
Next out is Hawk (AfroJoe) as we hear the first real booing of the night. This audience obviously haven’t forgiven Hawk for his recent turning against The Cong Man. Hawk seems reluctant to get in the ring where he would obviously be subjected to a two-on-one, so he stands at the bottom of the ramp and motions toward the back. “ Cut my life into pieces---this is my last resort---“ Mouldy Cheese comes down the aisle to join his five elements buddy. They look at each other and then sprint into the ring, The system fighters cut them off though with a series of stomps as they come under the ropes.
As the four men brawl in the ring, the sound of a powerful engine revving up fills the arena and Grandprix comes out from the curtains. He takes his time coming to the ring, pausing to slap hands with as many fans as possible! “PAAAAAIIIINNNNN!!!!” A blood curdling scream announces the arrival of the somewhat aloof next competitor, followed by Highway to Hell as pains runs down the ramp and attacks Grandprix who was still high-fiveing with the fans! DDT by Pain to Grandprix, he goes for the cover---1---2—Kick out! GP nearly got caught out right there!
The Rat (Allardini) and RkS have come in unannounced over the protective barriers and joined in the brawl going on in the ring! RkS immediately hits a huge powerbomb on The Psychiatrist! He makes a cover—1---2--, but Ice Blaster breaks it up! The sound of a jet plane fills the arena as Jetster is the next man to come out from underneath the nicely decorated Titan-tron and he stands posing and soaking up the fans cheers. But he hasn’t noticed that Longy has come out and is standing behind him looking on puzzled as Jetsetr really over-does the posing. The Cong Man comes out and looks as well. He just handed Longy his barbed wire chair!!! CLANG!!! Barbed wire chair shot to Jetster who instantly becomes a crimson mess! Longy makes the cover as Teddy Long, one of a team of five referees assigned to this one sprints up the ramp to make the cover---1---2---kick out! The Cong Man head to the back! Longy would have had Jetster but he had to wait too long for the count! Longy pulls a dazed looking Jetster back to his feet and goes for the Longstar onto that chair, but Jetster block it and back-drops Longy!
Meanwhile back in the ring Mouldy Cheese has been under the ring and thrown a garbage can full of weapons into the ring! He gets back in, but The Rat cuts him, off with a shot to the head with a kendo stick that he just retrieved from the trash-can! Jetster and Longy have fought back through the curtain now, with Teddy Long in pursuit in case of pin-falls, As the other eight combatants contain to knock seven bells out of each other in the ring! DING!!! Somwhere along the line the ring bell has ended up in the ring and Hawk just hit RkS with it so hard it flew to the outside! Ice Blaster tries to steal the cover, but Hawk pulls him off!
Clothesline!! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) clotheslines The Rat (Allardini) all the way over the top rope! The Psychiatrist is going up top! He’s signalling for the Psycho-analyser to the floor! He launches himself! But---OH MY GOD!!! The Rat found himself lying next to the ring bell and quickly got it up! The Psychiatrist just dove off the top rope to the floor and head-butted the ring bell!!! The Rat quickly into the cover---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) has been eliminated from this match up!”
Meanwhile, in the backstage area, Longy has Just thrown Jetster straight through a plate glass window!!! Poor Jetster is cut to shreds! The Cong Man runs in and hands the Barbed Wire Chair to Longy again. Longy with a standing Moonsault onto the chair on top of Jetster, cover---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Jetster has been eliminated from this match up!”
Jetster and Longy are both cut to shred from the barbed wire, The Cong Man hauls Longy up and drags him back towards the ring area! Back in the ring Hawk has RkS set up in a front face-lock! He’s going for the Screwdriver! But---CRACK!!! The Rat (Allardini) hits Hawk (AfroJoe) across the back with that Kendo stick!!! Just look at the mark that let on Hawk’s back!!! RkS escaped from the hold! Pain whips Grandprix off the ropes, but before he can take advantage Mouldy Cheese sneaks in behind and hits him with a reverse DDT!!! Grandprix is coming back off the ropes though and hits Mouldy Cheese with a full-on Clothesline from Hell!!! He calls that ‘The Finish Line’! He goes for the pin, but an elbow drop from Pain breaks up the attempt!
Longy appears at the top of the ramp having been helped back to the ring area by The Cong Man! He’s making his way down the ramp under his own steam, but he is bleeding profusely fom his stomach! THUD!!! RkS hits Pain (Big_Slow) over the back of the head with a the trash can!!! Pain didn’t go down but he staggers forward into another finish line form Grandprix, who obviously wasn’t too happy at having his pin-fall attempt! But before either man can make the cover they turn on each other!!! Grandprix and RkS are trading blows when they should be making the cover!!! But look!!! The Rat has gone up top AND he’s taken the a trash-can lid with him! He jumps off the top in a swanton like move, but he puts the trash-can lid under his leg at the last minute driving it straight into Pain’s face!! Cover---1---2---3 He got him!!! The Rat has now pinned two other opponents!!! Is the HardCAW ttitle destined for this young man?
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Pain (big_Slow) has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Grandprix sand RkS continue to trade blows, until RkS blocks a GP and quickly turns it into a standing Arm-bar! Not for long though as Hawk blindsides him with a Stop! Sign to the head!!! Grandprix staggers straight into a DDT from the Rat though! The Rat makes another cover, but CRACK!!! Hawk hits him with what looked like a computer keyboard!!! The still bleeding Longy attempts to come to his friend aid, but he too falls victim to the computer keyboard! Hawk now sets a stop sign up over Longy’s nether-regions and here comes Mouldy Cheese, he’s got a golf club!!! OH MY GOD!!! Mouldy Cheese stands over Longy and makes what look like a couple of practise golf swings before he swings the club over his head and brings it crashing onto the stop sign driving it right into Longy’s groin!!! Mouldy Cheese makes the cover---1---2---3!!! The former CAW champion isn’t gonna get his hands on the HardCAW title just yet!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Longy has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Hawk (AfroJoe) nails a huge standing suplex on Ice Blaster!!! Cover 1---2—Kick out!!! Grandprix hits another big suplex on The Rat (Allardini), but he doesn’t have time to make a cover, as he gets up he is met by a shot to the head with the ring bell from Mouldy Cheese!!! But Mouldy Cheese falls victim to a shot with a trash-can to his head courtesy of RkS!!! Hawk grabs RkS though and puts him in a front face-lock, he hauls him up and SCREWDRIVER!!! Hawk just hit his finisher on RkS. This is chaos!!!
Hawk decides not to go for the pin though! He’s going after the Rat instead. But the Rat just pulled something out of his jeans! WHACK!! Oh my god!!! He’s just hit Hawk with the heaviest object the world has ever seen!!! Tony from Special Reserve’s wallet!!! Where on earth did he get that from??? The Rat and Ice Blaster are up to their knees and trading blows!!! The Rat blocks a punch and quickly turn it into the Rat-house!!! He’s got it locked in!! Ice Blaster is gonna tap!!! But no!!! Mouldy Cheese from behind! He’s grabbed The Rat’s arms and has locked him in the Mouldmission!!! The Rat quickly nods to referee Mike Chioda who rings the bell!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, The Rat (Allardini) has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Mouldy Cheese turns and salutes the crowd, who give him a nice chorus of boos for his efforts. Ice Blaster is obviously not that grateful for the help he just received from The Mouldy One though as he plants a boot into his stomach and immediately hits the Ice Block! Cover---1---2---Hawk across to break it up, but he is met by a clothesline from RkS!!!---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Mouldy Cheese has been eliminated from this match up!”
So, this one has come down to just four men! Ice Blaster, Grand Prix, RkS and Hawk (AfroJoe)! Oh and a ring full of weapons as well! Ice Blaster locks up with Grand Prix and RkS and Hawk do the same. Grandprix with a go-behind into a waist lock but Ice Blaster breaks it up with an elbow to the face and a standing turning Enziguri! Hawk over powers RkS into a deep Japanese arm-drag! RkS is quickly back to his feet though and as Hawk follows him in he launches a drop-kick right into Hawk’s face!!! Ice Blaster with a corkscrew elbow to Grand Prix. Covers! 1---2---but both men kick out! Ice Blaster turns and throws a punch at RkS! Blocked! RkS quickly buries a boot into Ice Blaster’s mid-section and a hauls him up, RkS turns mid move, RkS face-buster to the remains of the trash-can 1---2---3!!He got him out of nowhere!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Ice Blaster has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grand Prix are back up to their feet and fighting as RkS soaks up some cheering from the crowd. Drop-kick! Hawk fells Grand Prix. But RkS gets involved and whips Hawk off the ropes, Hawk comes back but ducks a clothesline attempt from RkS and bounces off the ropes again, another clothesline attempt missed by RkS and this time Hawk hits a neck-breaker on RkS!!! Hawk looks down at RkS and bounces off the ropes! FINISH LINE!!! Out of nowhere Grandprix back to his feet and meets Hawk coming back off the ropes with his finishing move! But Rks is back up now and throws a trio of punches at Grandprix but Grand Prix ducks the last one and hits the pit stop on RkS!!! But it’s Hawk, he was back up so quickly after that Clothesline and he buries his boot into GrandPrix’s mid-section. Front- Face lock, SCREWDRIVER!!! Cover 1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and gentlemen, Grandprix has been eliminated from this match –up!”
Oh My god!! Look coming down the ramp!!! It’s Reaver (Ant) and The Raging Dogs!!! They’re going after RkS!!! Reaver with a kendo stick to the head of RkS! Reaver now holds RkS up as Hawk slaps him around! Reaver hauls RkS up for A DDT driver!!! This is a mugging!!! But wait here comes the Cong Man!!! Through the crowd!!! Barbed Wire chair shot to Rage!!! CLANG!!! Another one for STD!! CLANG!!! Reaver falls victim too! The fans go nuts CLANG!!! And one more for Hawk!!! Cong pulls RkS’s fallen body on top of Hawk!!! Mike Chioda makes the count---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner and the first EVER!!! HardCAW champion, RkS!!!”
The fans cheer as the Cong Man holds RkS up, doesn’t look like he’s even concious!!! He probably doesn’t even realise he is the champ! But wait Reaver with a trash-can to the Cong Man’s head!!! Cong staggers forwsrds and a bloodied Scotty The Doggy hits him with a dog bottom!!!
Reaver goes to the outside and gets a steel chair---he’s re-entered the ring where STD and Rage are beating on Cong, with RkS in no state to help. The team of referee’s attempt half-heartedly to stop what is happening, as Reaver places Cong’s arm inside the folding part of the chair. Rage goes up top---BIG ELBOW DROP TO THE CHAIR!!! The Cong Man writhes in pain clutching at his arm! “The Elements have seriously injured the Cong Man!!!” Screams Jim Ross “ummummm foooood?” comments Kamala. The elements make their exit as the Cong Man and RkS lie in pain in the ring. The Cong Man helped his stable mate RkS become the first ever HardCAW champion, but at what cost to his own chances later in the night???
“It Began in Afrika-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka” and here comes the Cong Man! The driving force between tonight’s Pay-Per-View is making his way out to the ring! Cong steps up on to the apron, grabs the top rope, pulls back on it and does a front flip into the ring, the crowd are going bananas cheering on their hometown boy and waving their giantsa inflatable ‘nanas. The Cong Man grabs the Mic and goes to speak but has to wait for the cheering to stop. He then says a load of stuff in Congolese that none of us recognise but goes down well with the fans. “ For those of you who can’t speak my native tongue---I just said, Wow! What a way to come home! Now I know good ol’ JR is sat down there waiting for someone to come and help him with commentary duties and I know just the man! Ladies and Gentleman African wrestling legend, The Ugandan Giant Kamala!!!” More riotous cheering at Kamala goes and makes his way to the announcers table. “Now I’ve got this show started I was going to come out here and cut a big promo about what this event means to me, but hell, I though, I’ll let my actions speak louder than words tonight! So welcome Lilian Garcia as she announces our first match-up! Cong exists the ring passing the mic on to Lilian.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will decide the first holder of the WWF Forum HardCAW championship. It will be competed under elimination rules with no disqualification’s and falls count anywhere!”
The fans cheer loudly even though they probably have no idea what exactly Lilian just said. A Block of Ice appears on the titan tron, spinning in perfectly rendered 3D and unusually Ice Blaster is coming out to the sounds of ‘Ice Ice Baby’, by Vanilla Ice! The crowd cheer as Ice Blaster stops to sign a couple of autographs on his way to the ring.
“Tell me---what is on your mind?” The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) emerges from under the Titan-tron, which is nicely decorated tonight with a series of vines and twisted bamboo canes. The Psychiatrist makes his way into the ring joining his Tag-Team partner Ice Blaster. They exchange high-fives. Looks like these two are planning to work together tonight.
Next out is Hawk (AfroJoe) as we hear the first real booing of the night. This audience obviously haven’t forgiven Hawk for his recent turning against The Cong Man. Hawk seems reluctant to get in the ring where he would obviously be subjected to a two-on-one, so he stands at the bottom of the ramp and motions toward the back. “ Cut my life into pieces---this is my last resort---“ Mouldy Cheese comes down the aisle to join his five elements buddy. They look at each other and then sprint into the ring, The system fighters cut them off though with a series of stomps as they come under the ropes.
As the four men brawl in the ring, the sound of a powerful engine revving up fills the arena and Grandprix comes out from the curtains. He takes his time coming to the ring, pausing to slap hands with as many fans as possible! “PAAAAAIIIINNNNN!!!!” A blood curdling scream announces the arrival of the somewhat aloof next competitor, followed by Highway to Hell as pains runs down the ramp and attacks Grandprix who was still high-fiveing with the fans! DDT by Pain to Grandprix, he goes for the cover---1---2—Kick out! GP nearly got caught out right there!
The Rat (Allardini) and RkS have come in unannounced over the protective barriers and joined in the brawl going on in the ring! RkS immediately hits a huge powerbomb on The Psychiatrist! He makes a cover—1---2--, but Ice Blaster breaks it up! The sound of a jet plane fills the arena as Jetster is the next man to come out from underneath the nicely decorated Titan-tron and he stands posing and soaking up the fans cheers. But he hasn’t noticed that Longy has come out and is standing behind him looking on puzzled as Jetsetr really over-does the posing. The Cong Man comes out and looks as well. He just handed Longy his barbed wire chair!!! CLANG!!! Barbed wire chair shot to Jetster who instantly becomes a crimson mess! Longy makes the cover as Teddy Long, one of a team of five referees assigned to this one sprints up the ramp to make the cover---1---2---kick out! The Cong Man head to the back! Longy would have had Jetster but he had to wait too long for the count! Longy pulls a dazed looking Jetster back to his feet and goes for the Longstar onto that chair, but Jetster block it and back-drops Longy!
Meanwhile back in the ring Mouldy Cheese has been under the ring and thrown a garbage can full of weapons into the ring! He gets back in, but The Rat cuts him, off with a shot to the head with a kendo stick that he just retrieved from the trash-can! Jetster and Longy have fought back through the curtain now, with Teddy Long in pursuit in case of pin-falls, As the other eight combatants contain to knock seven bells out of each other in the ring! DING!!! Somwhere along the line the ring bell has ended up in the ring and Hawk just hit RkS with it so hard it flew to the outside! Ice Blaster tries to steal the cover, but Hawk pulls him off!
Clothesline!! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) clotheslines The Rat (Allardini) all the way over the top rope! The Psychiatrist is going up top! He’s signalling for the Psycho-analyser to the floor! He launches himself! But---OH MY GOD!!! The Rat found himself lying next to the ring bell and quickly got it up! The Psychiatrist just dove off the top rope to the floor and head-butted the ring bell!!! The Rat quickly into the cover---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) has been eliminated from this match up!”
Meanwhile, in the backstage area, Longy has Just thrown Jetster straight through a plate glass window!!! Poor Jetster is cut to shreds! The Cong Man runs in and hands the Barbed Wire Chair to Longy again. Longy with a standing Moonsault onto the chair on top of Jetster, cover---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Jetster has been eliminated from this match up!”
Jetster and Longy are both cut to shred from the barbed wire, The Cong Man hauls Longy up and drags him back towards the ring area! Back in the ring Hawk has RkS set up in a front face-lock! He’s going for the Screwdriver! But---CRACK!!! The Rat (Allardini) hits Hawk (AfroJoe) across the back with that Kendo stick!!! Just look at the mark that let on Hawk’s back!!! RkS escaped from the hold! Pain whips Grandprix off the ropes, but before he can take advantage Mouldy Cheese sneaks in behind and hits him with a reverse DDT!!! Grandprix is coming back off the ropes though and hits Mouldy Cheese with a full-on Clothesline from Hell!!! He calls that ‘The Finish Line’! He goes for the pin, but an elbow drop from Pain breaks up the attempt!
Longy appears at the top of the ramp having been helped back to the ring area by The Cong Man! He’s making his way down the ramp under his own steam, but he is bleeding profusely fom his stomach! THUD!!! RkS hits Pain (Big_Slow) over the back of the head with a the trash can!!! Pain didn’t go down but he staggers forward into another finish line form Grandprix, who obviously wasn’t too happy at having his pin-fall attempt! But before either man can make the cover they turn on each other!!! Grandprix and RkS are trading blows when they should be making the cover!!! But look!!! The Rat has gone up top AND he’s taken the a trash-can lid with him! He jumps off the top in a swanton like move, but he puts the trash-can lid under his leg at the last minute driving it straight into Pain’s face!! Cover---1---2---3 He got him!!! The Rat has now pinned two other opponents!!! Is the HardCAW ttitle destined for this young man?
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Pain (big_Slow) has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Grandprix sand RkS continue to trade blows, until RkS blocks a GP and quickly turns it into a standing Arm-bar! Not for long though as Hawk blindsides him with a Stop! Sign to the head!!! Grandprix staggers straight into a DDT from the Rat though! The Rat makes another cover, but CRACK!!! Hawk hits him with what looked like a computer keyboard!!! The still bleeding Longy attempts to come to his friend aid, but he too falls victim to the computer keyboard! Hawk now sets a stop sign up over Longy’s nether-regions and here comes Mouldy Cheese, he’s got a golf club!!! OH MY GOD!!! Mouldy Cheese stands over Longy and makes what look like a couple of practise golf swings before he swings the club over his head and brings it crashing onto the stop sign driving it right into Longy’s groin!!! Mouldy Cheese makes the cover---1---2---3!!! The former CAW champion isn’t gonna get his hands on the HardCAW title just yet!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Longy has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Hawk (AfroJoe) nails a huge standing suplex on Ice Blaster!!! Cover 1---2—Kick out!!! Grandprix hits another big suplex on The Rat (Allardini), but he doesn’t have time to make a cover, as he gets up he is met by a shot to the head with the ring bell from Mouldy Cheese!!! But Mouldy Cheese falls victim to a shot with a trash-can to his head courtesy of RkS!!! Hawk grabs RkS though and puts him in a front face-lock, he hauls him up and SCREWDRIVER!!! Hawk just hit his finisher on RkS. This is chaos!!!
Hawk decides not to go for the pin though! He’s going after the Rat instead. But the Rat just pulled something out of his jeans! WHACK!! Oh my god!!! He’s just hit Hawk with the heaviest object the world has ever seen!!! Tony from Special Reserve’s wallet!!! Where on earth did he get that from??? The Rat and Ice Blaster are up to their knees and trading blows!!! The Rat blocks a punch and quickly turn it into the Rat-house!!! He’s got it locked in!! Ice Blaster is gonna tap!!! But no!!! Mouldy Cheese from behind! He’s grabbed The Rat’s arms and has locked him in the Mouldmission!!! The Rat quickly nods to referee Mike Chioda who rings the bell!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, The Rat (Allardini) has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Mouldy Cheese turns and salutes the crowd, who give him a nice chorus of boos for his efforts. Ice Blaster is obviously not that grateful for the help he just received from The Mouldy One though as he plants a boot into his stomach and immediately hits the Ice Block! Cover---1---2---Hawk across to break it up, but he is met by a clothesline from RkS!!!---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Mouldy Cheese has been eliminated from this match up!”
So, this one has come down to just four men! Ice Blaster, Grand Prix, RkS and Hawk (AfroJoe)! Oh and a ring full of weapons as well! Ice Blaster locks up with Grand Prix and RkS and Hawk do the same. Grandprix with a go-behind into a waist lock but Ice Blaster breaks it up with an elbow to the face and a standing turning Enziguri! Hawk over powers RkS into a deep Japanese arm-drag! RkS is quickly back to his feet though and as Hawk follows him in he launches a drop-kick right into Hawk’s face!!! Ice Blaster with a corkscrew elbow to Grand Prix. Covers! 1---2---but both men kick out! Ice Blaster turns and throws a punch at RkS! Blocked! RkS quickly buries a boot into Ice Blaster’s mid-section and a hauls him up, RkS turns mid move, RkS face-buster to the remains of the trash-can 1---2---3!!He got him out of nowhere!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Ice Blaster has been eliminated from this match-up!”
Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grand Prix are back up to their feet and fighting as RkS soaks up some cheering from the crowd. Drop-kick! Hawk fells Grand Prix. But RkS gets involved and whips Hawk off the ropes, Hawk comes back but ducks a clothesline attempt from RkS and bounces off the ropes again, another clothesline attempt missed by RkS and this time Hawk hits a neck-breaker on RkS!!! Hawk looks down at RkS and bounces off the ropes! FINISH LINE!!! Out of nowhere Grandprix back to his feet and meets Hawk coming back off the ropes with his finishing move! But Rks is back up now and throws a trio of punches at Grandprix but Grand Prix ducks the last one and hits the pit stop on RkS!!! But it’s Hawk, he was back up so quickly after that Clothesline and he buries his boot into GrandPrix’s mid-section. Front- Face lock, SCREWDRIVER!!! Cover 1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and gentlemen, Grandprix has been eliminated from this match –up!”
Oh My god!! Look coming down the ramp!!! It’s Reaver (Ant) and The Raging Dogs!!! They’re going after RkS!!! Reaver with a kendo stick to the head of RkS! Reaver now holds RkS up as Hawk slaps him around! Reaver hauls RkS up for A DDT driver!!! This is a mugging!!! But wait here comes the Cong Man!!! Through the crowd!!! Barbed Wire chair shot to Rage!!! CLANG!!! Another one for STD!! CLANG!!! Reaver falls victim too! The fans go nuts CLANG!!! And one more for Hawk!!! Cong pulls RkS’s fallen body on top of Hawk!!! Mike Chioda makes the count---1---2---3!!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner and the first EVER!!! HardCAW champion, RkS!!!”
The fans cheer as the Cong Man holds RkS up, doesn’t look like he’s even concious!!! He probably doesn’t even realise he is the champ! But wait Reaver with a trash-can to the Cong Man’s head!!! Cong staggers forwsrds and a bloodied Scotty The Doggy hits him with a dog bottom!!!
Reaver goes to the outside and gets a steel chair---he’s re-entered the ring where STD and Rage are beating on Cong, with RkS in no state to help. The team of referee’s attempt half-heartedly to stop what is happening, as Reaver places Cong’s arm inside the folding part of the chair. Rage goes up top---BIG ELBOW DROP TO THE CHAIR!!! The Cong Man writhes in pain clutching at his arm! “The Elements have seriously injured the Cong Man!!!” Screams Jim Ross “ummummm foooood?” comments Kamala. The elements make their exit as the Cong Man and RkS lie in pain in the ring. The Cong Man helped his stable mate RkS become the first ever HardCAW champion, but at what cost to his own chances later in the night???