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Here I am in the pit of a vast grassy forest, spying behind a large oak tree near a pond, awaiting the arrival of the most mysterious of animals to make a documentary. That’s right I’m talking about the allusive…newbie. Nothing has really been discovered about the newbies except that they are pretty annoying and have the tendency to speak about absolutely dumb topics. Everyday around this time the newbies come out of their caves and drink from this watering hole then after that they usually…..
“A small newbie walks toward the pond”
Oh! What’s this? Due to it’s big nose and small pointy toes this seems to be the classification “Artificial Idiot” newbie. You could now see him scratching himself and doing Micheal Jackson impersonations. Truly a wonderful creature this is.
“Three newbies now approach Artificial Idiot”
Oh how intriguing. One is carrying a large amount of GADs so he should be the infamous “Cub” newbie. The second of the three is continuously babbling about dreams he had and being the best so it is mighty obvious that it’s the classification “PsychoticKiller” newbie. Last and of course least is one that imitates the great beasts, the staffs, so he must be the “Mr. Sunggly”.
“Cub pushes Artificial Idiot out of the way and begins sipping out of the pond”
They seem to be using territorial instincts. Very interesting. Mr. Sunggly now shoves Cub back addressing that he should stop being mean to their own kind. PsycoticKiller is still seen talking about how he will defeat all that oppress him. Isn’t it funny how he talks and no one listens. See newbies always need to say they are the best to try to grow fear in those with brains the size of an intoxicated dog’s pupil.
“A noob walks toward from beyond being followed by a wobbly walking creature”
Hmm, my knowledge tells me those two are Miserableman and Smerc. Why in the world is Smerc talking so much?!? From the look of everyone’s face now, Smerc has completely ruined the whole ora of the watering hole just by arriving. PsycoticKiller seems to be getting very angry at Smerc. Is a battle afoot? PsycoticKiller now raises his fist and gets ready to swing. Hey, what’s that in the sky…
“Out of the sky comes a tall beast…with lots of hair”
Ahhhh could it be! It’s… it’s…. it’s BEARDS! BEARDS is the most superior of all the newbies so he rules over the actions of the average newbies to protect them from evil, wild animals, and small microwavable TV dinners. The story is that BEARDS was born because Tony, the king of all staffies, fell in love with a noob by the name of Miss April. Everyone told them that love between two different species is wrong and disgusting , but they couldn’t get enough of each other. They had a baby together and it was very hairy, very big, and yet very small. He was both newbie and staff so they called him ……BEARDS.
“BEARDS calms down PsycoticKiller and starts muttering something to the other newbies”
I can’t hear what they are saying. Could they be plotting something to attack Smerc all together. What a great idea that would be. Hmm, they are walking my direction. They are taking out small hand made daggers. Um, what are they doing? They are coming toward me!
“The newbies begin to run to me wildly
Sorry all, but I think this sums up my documentary on the noobs. I’ve learned many things about them in these few hours like that they are hostile, they never bath, they scare easy, but in all they are civilized people that can become friends and have intelligent conversations if you get to know them. Good night folks. Ahhhhh, the pointy daggers!!!
Drunk
“A small newbie walks toward the pond”
Oh! What’s this? Due to it’s big nose and small pointy toes this seems to be the classification “Artificial Idiot” newbie. You could now see him scratching himself and doing Micheal Jackson impersonations. Truly a wonderful creature this is.
“Three newbies now approach Artificial Idiot”
Oh how intriguing. One is carrying a large amount of GADs so he should be the infamous “Cub” newbie. The second of the three is continuously babbling about dreams he had and being the best so it is mighty obvious that it’s the classification “PsychoticKiller” newbie. Last and of course least is one that imitates the great beasts, the staffs, so he must be the “Mr. Sunggly”.
“Cub pushes Artificial Idiot out of the way and begins sipping out of the pond”
They seem to be using territorial instincts. Very interesting. Mr. Sunggly now shoves Cub back addressing that he should stop being mean to their own kind. PsycoticKiller is still seen talking about how he will defeat all that oppress him. Isn’t it funny how he talks and no one listens. See newbies always need to say they are the best to try to grow fear in those with brains the size of an intoxicated dog’s pupil.
“A noob walks toward from beyond being followed by a wobbly walking creature”
Hmm, my knowledge tells me those two are Miserableman and Smerc. Why in the world is Smerc talking so much?!? From the look of everyone’s face now, Smerc has completely ruined the whole ora of the watering hole just by arriving. PsycoticKiller seems to be getting very angry at Smerc. Is a battle afoot? PsycoticKiller now raises his fist and gets ready to swing. Hey, what’s that in the sky…
“Out of the sky comes a tall beast…with lots of hair”
Ahhhh could it be! It’s… it’s…. it’s BEARDS! BEARDS is the most superior of all the newbies so he rules over the actions of the average newbies to protect them from evil, wild animals, and small microwavable TV dinners. The story is that BEARDS was born because Tony, the king of all staffies, fell in love with a noob by the name of Miss April. Everyone told them that love between two different species is wrong and disgusting , but they couldn’t get enough of each other. They had a baby together and it was very hairy, very big, and yet very small. He was both newbie and staff so they called him ……BEARDS.
“BEARDS calms down PsycoticKiller and starts muttering something to the other newbies”
I can’t hear what they are saying. Could they be plotting something to attack Smerc all together. What a great idea that would be. Hmm, they are walking my direction. They are taking out small hand made daggers. Um, what are they doing? They are coming toward me!
“The newbies begin to run to me wildly
Sorry all, but I think this sums up my documentary on the noobs. I’ve learned many things about them in these few hours like that they are hostile, they never bath, they scare easy, but in all they are civilized people that can become friends and have intelligent conversations if you get to know them. Good night folks. Ahhhhh, the pointy daggers!!!
Drunk
poop...pop
Kyz22 wrote:
your a confused American who is unsure about his sexuality, I'll
> forgive you.
Sure, and i'll forgive you for typing 'Your' instead of 'You're'. ;)
:P
your a confused American who is unsure about his sexuality, I'll
> forgive you.
Sure, and i'll forgive you for typing 'Your' instead of 'You're'. ;)
:P
Slow is a perfect word for you cause I all ready say that is the American spelling!
El Blokey wrote:
> Elusive. The word is elusive.
Ah damn, looks like I copied you now, I was writing it before you posted yours, *mutters* Too slow, always too slow *shakes*
> Elusive. The word is elusive.
Ah damn, looks like I copied you now, I was writing it before you posted yours, *mutters* Too slow, always too slow *shakes*
Ha, and you spelt like a n00b too! :-)
Its elusive - not allusive.
And Offence - not offense
First documentary post I have seen, cudda been a bit longer, but you know, your a confused American who is unsure about his sexuality, I'll forgive you.
:-)
Its elusive - not allusive.
And Offence - not offense
First documentary post I have seen, cudda been a bit longer, but you know, your a confused American who is unsure about his sexuality, I'll forgive you.
:-)
El Blokey wrote:
> Elusive. The word is elusive.
American the word is american.:)
> Elusive. The word is elusive.
American the word is american.:)
Elusive. The word is elusive.
No offense to any of the people here. And no newbies were harmed in the making od this documentary.
Here I am in the pit of a vast grassy forest, spying behind a large oak tree near a pond, awaiting the arrival of the most mysterious of animals to make a documentary. That’s right I’m talking about the allusive…newbie. Nothing has really been discovered about the newbies except that they are pretty annoying and have the tendency to speak about absolutely dumb topics. Everyday around this time the newbies come out of their caves and drink from this watering hole then after that they usually…..
“A small newbie walks toward the pond”
Oh! What’s this? Due to it’s big nose and small pointy toes this seems to be the classification “Artificial Idiot” newbie. You could now see him scratching himself and doing Micheal Jackson impersonations. Truly a wonderful creature this is.
“Three newbies now approach Artificial Idiot”
Oh how intriguing. One is carrying a large amount of GADs so he should be the infamous “Cub” newbie. The second of the three is continuously babbling about dreams he had and being the best so it is mighty obvious that it’s the classification “PsychoticKiller” newbie. Last and of course least is one that imitates the great beasts, the staffs, so he must be the “Mr. Sunggly”.
“Cub pushes Artificial Idiot out of the way and begins sipping out of the pond”
They seem to be using territorial instincts. Very interesting. Mr. Sunggly now shoves Cub back addressing that he should stop being mean to their own kind. PsycoticKiller is still seen talking about how he will defeat all that oppress him. Isn’t it funny how he talks and no one listens. See newbies always need to say they are the best to try to grow fear in those with brains the size of an intoxicated dog’s pupil.
“A noob walks toward from beyond being followed by a wobbly walking creature”
Hmm, my knowledge tells me those two are Miserableman and Smerc. Why in the world is Smerc talking so much?!? From the look of everyone’s face now, Smerc has completely ruined the whole ora of the watering hole just by arriving. PsycoticKiller seems to be getting very angry at Smerc. Is a battle afoot? PsycoticKiller now raises his fist and gets ready to swing. Hey, what’s that in the sky…
“Out of the sky comes a tall beast…with lots of hair”
Ahhhh could it be! It’s… it’s…. it’s BEARDS! BEARDS is the most superior of all the newbies so he rules over the actions of the average newbies to protect them from evil, wild animals, and small microwavable TV dinners. The story is that BEARDS was born because Tony, the king of all staffies, fell in love with a noob by the name of Miss April. Everyone told them that love between two different species is wrong and disgusting , but they couldn’t get enough of each other. They had a baby together and it was very hairy, very big, and yet very small. He was both newbie and staff so they called him ……BEARDS.
“BEARDS calms down PsycoticKiller and starts muttering something to the other newbies”
I can’t hear what they are saying. Could they be plotting something to attack Smerc all together. What a great idea that would be. Hmm, they are walking my direction. They are taking out small hand made daggers. Um, what are they doing? They are coming toward me!
“The newbies begin to run to me wildly
Sorry all, but I think this sums up my documentary on the noobs. I’ve learned many things about them in these few hours like that they are hostile, they never bath, they scare easy, but in all they are civilized people that can become friends and have intelligent conversations if you get to know them. Good night folks. Ahhhhh, the pointy daggers!!!
Drunk
“A small newbie walks toward the pond”
Oh! What’s this? Due to it’s big nose and small pointy toes this seems to be the classification “Artificial Idiot” newbie. You could now see him scratching himself and doing Micheal Jackson impersonations. Truly a wonderful creature this is.
“Three newbies now approach Artificial Idiot”
Oh how intriguing. One is carrying a large amount of GADs so he should be the infamous “Cub” newbie. The second of the three is continuously babbling about dreams he had and being the best so it is mighty obvious that it’s the classification “PsychoticKiller” newbie. Last and of course least is one that imitates the great beasts, the staffs, so he must be the “Mr. Sunggly”.
“Cub pushes Artificial Idiot out of the way and begins sipping out of the pond”
They seem to be using territorial instincts. Very interesting. Mr. Sunggly now shoves Cub back addressing that he should stop being mean to their own kind. PsycoticKiller is still seen talking about how he will defeat all that oppress him. Isn’t it funny how he talks and no one listens. See newbies always need to say they are the best to try to grow fear in those with brains the size of an intoxicated dog’s pupil.
“A noob walks toward from beyond being followed by a wobbly walking creature”
Hmm, my knowledge tells me those two are Miserableman and Smerc. Why in the world is Smerc talking so much?!? From the look of everyone’s face now, Smerc has completely ruined the whole ora of the watering hole just by arriving. PsycoticKiller seems to be getting very angry at Smerc. Is a battle afoot? PsycoticKiller now raises his fist and gets ready to swing. Hey, what’s that in the sky…
“Out of the sky comes a tall beast…with lots of hair”
Ahhhh could it be! It’s… it’s…. it’s BEARDS! BEARDS is the most superior of all the newbies so he rules over the actions of the average newbies to protect them from evil, wild animals, and small microwavable TV dinners. The story is that BEARDS was born because Tony, the king of all staffies, fell in love with a noob by the name of Miss April. Everyone told them that love between two different species is wrong and disgusting , but they couldn’t get enough of each other. They had a baby together and it was very hairy, very big, and yet very small. He was both newbie and staff so they called him ……BEARDS.
“BEARDS calms down PsycoticKiller and starts muttering something to the other newbies”
I can’t hear what they are saying. Could they be plotting something to attack Smerc all together. What a great idea that would be. Hmm, they are walking my direction. They are taking out small hand made daggers. Um, what are they doing? They are coming toward me!
“The newbies begin to run to me wildly
Sorry all, but I think this sums up my documentary on the noobs. I’ve learned many things about them in these few hours like that they are hostile, they never bath, they scare easy, but in all they are civilized people that can become friends and have intelligent conversations if you get to know them. Good night folks. Ahhhhh, the pointy daggers!!!
Drunk