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Hi all I am new on dese furoms! I am hear becos my m8 tels me tehere is sum competion for da best new guy in town
WEL IM HEAR TO TEL YUO TAHT COMPETION IS OVAR!!!!!
Intorducin da won and only,,,,,me1!!!
'well who is dis mad geeza" I hear you say???? Let me tel yuo a litle bit about myslef I am 14 I live in London i can DJ plus I AM A HAKCER so if any of yo giv us da truble I will visite it back on you TEN TIMES OVA!!!!!!11 I jus ghotta say BIG UP to da RUDE CREWZ - |RC|MACEY .biggo. |-rasta-| and tErRaFoRmX we wil rox yo at Counterstike OUR MAD HAX > YOR NO SKILLZ. plus my fit gf Shauna pls pls kiss it 2nite plsssss I wil love you 4 ever!!!
WEl if tihs post wasnot good enouf to win a GAME OF THE DAY on its oun merit alreddy I will include my ADVISE to NEW PEOPL starting out on these OR ANNY OTHER forums on the internet (its not really the WERLD WIDE WEB as you dont get da internet in remoet plases like on top of Mt Everest or in Norway for instance)
Ferst thing yo need to be a good newbie is a wiked name!!! my advise to you is to choose sumfink that maks you sound like a BAD BOY like MeanKiller or somthing. then you can jion it up and do sum wiked stuff wiv it. my advise to you is:
alternate caps!!!!!! always a winner is those who have capitols and small letters so you wud be mEaNkIlLeR wich looks way beter im sure youll agreee!!!1 Next make sure you RUDE UP your spelling, no self respeting 14 yr old goes around wiv a name like killer when you can change it to killa!!! so now weer workin with mEaNkIlLa - dam that names hot!!!! Finaly make sure you put da finishin tuches on it wiv some dots an stuff, putting squigly brakets around a name often makes it 1000x betta!!!
So in da end you get a name like {{-mEaNkIlLa-}} wich is my da name I gave my little brother who sux at counterstrike haghahahahahahaha!!!!111 he cant even camp propa da fag plus he wets himself sometimes for real!!1
My second bit of advise to you is to make yoruself nown and popular. Some sugestons for this:
1. Play an online game!!!11
since playing da counterstrike online now for over a year!!!! i have made loads of m8s not leest of wich is my best pal |RC|MACEY from germany. Tahts right- even boring germans can rox as tehyre not al boring at all!!!!! we ar infamous for our 1337 haxing skillz - da list of servers from wich we ar banned is logner than my nob wich is really really long (plssss kiss it Shauna) HAHAHAHAH they cant handle our mad skillz we > tehm. Lern da leson that wallhax make you popular or certanly well known!!!1
2. find some r0x0r forums to post your 1773 gabber on. NO FEAR THERE AS IF YOUR READING THIS YOU ALREDDY FOUND WON!!!!! it may help yoor cause if you post some intersting or humerus posts first time out. things like YO MUMMA IS FAT BECOS........ jokes ar always popular
My third and final bit of advise is to lern to speak da lingo. for instence u can often replase THE wiv DA altho dont do it all da time otherwise n00bs wont be able to reed what you rite. other things wich stand for stuff:
omg = o my god
fo = fk off
fu = fk u
ttfn = ta ta for now
bbl = be bak lata
iirc = i dunno
okay my fingas are hurtin an i gota go see my gf 2nite ;) hope you find all dat helpful an if yo didnt then FO!!!! HAHHAAHAHAH LOOK IT UP YUO FAG!!!1
PS al vote for me on da vote thred
WEL IM HEAR TO TEL YUO TAHT COMPETION IS OVAR!!!!!
Intorducin da won and only,,,,,me1!!!
'well who is dis mad geeza" I hear you say???? Let me tel yuo a litle bit about myslef I am 14 I live in London i can DJ plus I AM A HAKCER so if any of yo giv us da truble I will visite it back on you TEN TIMES OVA!!!!!!11 I jus ghotta say BIG UP to da RUDE CREWZ - |RC|MACEY .biggo. |-rasta-| and tErRaFoRmX we wil rox yo at Counterstike OUR MAD HAX > YOR NO SKILLZ. plus my fit gf Shauna pls pls kiss it 2nite plsssss I wil love you 4 ever!!!
WEl if tihs post wasnot good enouf to win a GAME OF THE DAY on its oun merit alreddy I will include my ADVISE to NEW PEOPL starting out on these OR ANNY OTHER forums on the internet (its not really the WERLD WIDE WEB as you dont get da internet in remoet plases like on top of Mt Everest or in Norway for instance)
Ferst thing yo need to be a good newbie is a wiked name!!! my advise to you is to choose sumfink that maks you sound like a BAD BOY like MeanKiller or somthing. then you can jion it up and do sum wiked stuff wiv it. my advise to you is:
alternate caps!!!!!! always a winner is those who have capitols and small letters so you wud be mEaNkIlLeR wich looks way beter im sure youll agreee!!!1 Next make sure you RUDE UP your spelling, no self respeting 14 yr old goes around wiv a name like killer when you can change it to killa!!! so now weer workin with mEaNkIlLa - dam that names hot!!!! Finaly make sure you put da finishin tuches on it wiv some dots an stuff, putting squigly brakets around a name often makes it 1000x betta!!!
So in da end you get a name like {{-mEaNkIlLa-}} wich is my da name I gave my little brother who sux at counterstrike haghahahahahahaha!!!!111 he cant even camp propa da fag plus he wets himself sometimes for real!!1
My second bit of advise to you is to make yoruself nown and popular. Some sugestons for this:
1. Play an online game!!!11
since playing da counterstrike online now for over a year!!!! i have made loads of m8s not leest of wich is my best pal |RC|MACEY from germany. Tahts right- even boring germans can rox as tehyre not al boring at all!!!!! we ar infamous for our 1337 haxing skillz - da list of servers from wich we ar banned is logner than my nob wich is really really long (plssss kiss it Shauna) HAHAHAHAH they cant handle our mad skillz we > tehm. Lern da leson that wallhax make you popular or certanly well known!!!1
2. find some r0x0r forums to post your 1773 gabber on. NO FEAR THERE AS IF YOUR READING THIS YOU ALREDDY FOUND WON!!!!! it may help yoor cause if you post some intersting or humerus posts first time out. things like YO MUMMA IS FAT BECOS........ jokes ar always popular
My third and final bit of advise is to lern to speak da lingo. for instence u can often replase THE wiv DA altho dont do it all da time otherwise n00bs wont be able to reed what you rite. other things wich stand for stuff:
omg = o my god
fo = fk off
fu = fk u
ttfn = ta ta for now
bbl = be bak lata
iirc = i dunno
okay my fingas are hurtin an i gota go see my gf 2nite ;) hope you find all dat helpful an if yo didnt then FO!!!! HAHHAAHAHAH LOOK IT UP YUO FAG!!!1
PS al vote for me on da vote thred
Miserableman wrote:
> In actual fact, re-reading your reply in more detail, you are a
> shining example of how stupid some of the regulars can be. Translate
> your tag-line, and cogitate it please.
That was exactly what I thought!
Nobody can be that stupid to believe it!
I mean, 'ferst' He must have noticed you were being stupid when you wrote that!
I tried something like this once but it got annoyningly hard and stupid as trying to spell wrong is actually a lot harder than it looks!
Nice one!
> In actual fact, re-reading your reply in more detail, you are a
> shining example of how stupid some of the regulars can be. Translate
> your tag-line, and cogitate it please.
That was exactly what I thought!
Nobody can be that stupid to believe it!
I mean, 'ferst' He must have noticed you were being stupid when you wrote that!
I tried something like this once but it got annoyningly hard and stupid as trying to spell wrong is actually a lot harder than it looks!
Nice one!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that the guy did this 'act' in the first place, or the fact that some of you actually believed he wasn't putting it on!
*sigh*
*sigh*
In actual fact, re-reading your reply in more detail, you are a shining example of how stupid some of the regulars can be. Translate your tag-line, and cogitate it please.
Azul˛°°˛ wrote:
> There's nothing more that reggies than illiteracy from stupid n00bs
> such as your self.
If I had typed END SARCASM HERE at the bottom would that have been any more of a clue?
> There's nothing more that reggies than illiteracy from stupid n00bs
> such as your self.
If I had typed END SARCASM HERE at the bottom would that have been any more of a clue?
If you actually try, it's really hard to make yourself type that badly.
Well done.
Well done.
i hope he is.
It's funny because I know you're putting this on.
There's nothing more that reggies than illiteracy from stupid n00bs such as your self.
That should be hate between reggies and than. Heh, and there's me going on about literacy and grammar etc. :-D
That should be hate between reggies and than. Heh, and there's me going on about literacy and grammar etc. :-D
Miserableman wrote:
> 'well who is dis mad geeza" I hear you say????
Actually, "Who is this dumb, illiterate n00b" is more accurate.
> WEl if tihs post wasnot good enouf to win a GAME OF THE DAY on its oun
> merit
You got one thing right at least.
>(its not really the WERLD WIDE WEB as you dont get da internet in remoet >plases like on top of
> Mt Everest or in Norway for instance)
Um.. yes you do, there is a place very near the top, it has internet facilities.
>my advise
> to you is to choose sumfink that maks you sound like a BAD BOY like
> MeanKiller or somthing.
Something that describes your personality in a few short words would actually be better.
> alternate caps!!!!!! always a winner
Not here here they ain't.
>wich looks way beter im sure youll agreee!!!1
Not really, no. I'd comment on the next paragraph, but that would take me years.
>he cant even camp propa da fag plus he wets himself sometimes for real!!1
Hmmm.....
> My second bit of advise to you is to make yoruself nown and popular.
> Some sugestons for this:
Which is something I think you might find rather hard indeed.
da list of servers from wich we ar banned is logner than my nob wich is really really long (plssss kiss it Shauna)
Begging to be banned, ain't ya? So you haven't hacked many servers then have you.
>it may help yoor cause if you post some intersting or humerus posts first time out. things like YO MUMMA IS FAT BECOS........ jokes ar always popular
Interesting...yes. Humorous... yes. But your example is actually usually called an insult believe it or not.
> My third and final bit of advise is to lern to speak da lingo. for
> instence u can often replase THE wiv DA altho dont do it all da time
> otherwise n00bs wont be able to reed what you rite. other things wich
> stand for stuff:
>
> omg = o my god
> fo = fk off
> fu = fk u
> ttfn = ta ta for now
> bbl = be bak lata
> iirc = i dunno
Actually, punctuation and grammar will win you more points. There's nothing more that reggies than illiteracy from stupid n00bs such as your self.
> okay my fingas are hurtin an i gota go see my gf 2nite ;)
Where hopefully she'll dump you if she has any sense. Plus, you have to be able to see something to be able to kiss it. I'm sure you know what I'm getting at.
> hope you find all dat helpful
Yeah, I did, it helped me get my word count up by commenting on your literacy problems.
> PS al vote for me on da vote thred
Something telling me people won't.
> 'well who is dis mad geeza" I hear you say????
Actually, "Who is this dumb, illiterate n00b" is more accurate.
> WEl if tihs post wasnot good enouf to win a GAME OF THE DAY on its oun
> merit
You got one thing right at least.
>(its not really the WERLD WIDE WEB as you dont get da internet in remoet >plases like on top of
> Mt Everest or in Norway for instance)
Um.. yes you do, there is a place very near the top, it has internet facilities.
>my advise
> to you is to choose sumfink that maks you sound like a BAD BOY like
> MeanKiller or somthing.
Something that describes your personality in a few short words would actually be better.
> alternate caps!!!!!! always a winner
Not here here they ain't.
>wich looks way beter im sure youll agreee!!!1
Not really, no. I'd comment on the next paragraph, but that would take me years.
>he cant even camp propa da fag plus he wets himself sometimes for real!!1
Hmmm.....
> My second bit of advise to you is to make yoruself nown and popular.
> Some sugestons for this:
Which is something I think you might find rather hard indeed.
da list of servers from wich we ar banned is logner than my nob wich is really really long (plssss kiss it Shauna)
Begging to be banned, ain't ya? So you haven't hacked many servers then have you.
>it may help yoor cause if you post some intersting or humerus posts first time out. things like YO MUMMA IS FAT BECOS........ jokes ar always popular
Interesting...yes. Humorous... yes. But your example is actually usually called an insult believe it or not.
> My third and final bit of advise is to lern to speak da lingo. for
> instence u can often replase THE wiv DA altho dont do it all da time
> otherwise n00bs wont be able to reed what you rite. other things wich
> stand for stuff:
>
> omg = o my god
> fo = fk off
> fu = fk u
> ttfn = ta ta for now
> bbl = be bak lata
> iirc = i dunno
Actually, punctuation and grammar will win you more points. There's nothing more that reggies than illiteracy from stupid n00bs such as your self.
> okay my fingas are hurtin an i gota go see my gf 2nite ;)
Where hopefully she'll dump you if she has any sense. Plus, you have to be able to see something to be able to kiss it. I'm sure you know what I'm getting at.
> hope you find all dat helpful
Yeah, I did, it helped me get my word count up by commenting on your literacy problems.
> PS al vote for me on da vote thred
Something telling me people won't.
Hi all I am new on dese furoms! I am hear becos my m8 tels me tehere is sum competion for da best new guy in town
WEL IM HEAR TO TEL YUO TAHT COMPETION IS OVAR!!!!!
Intorducin da won and only,,,,,me1!!!
'well who is dis mad geeza" I hear you say???? Let me tel yuo a litle bit about myslef I am 14 I live in London i can DJ plus I AM A HAKCER so if any of yo giv us da truble I will visite it back on you TEN TIMES OVA!!!!!!11 I jus ghotta say BIG UP to da RUDE CREWZ - |RC|MACEY .biggo. |-rasta-| and tErRaFoRmX we wil rox yo at Counterstike OUR MAD HAX > YOR NO SKILLZ. plus my fit gf Shauna pls pls kiss it 2nite plsssss I wil love you 4 ever!!!
WEl if tihs post wasnot good enouf to win a GAME OF THE DAY on its oun merit alreddy I will include my ADVISE to NEW PEOPL starting out on these OR ANNY OTHER forums on the internet (its not really the WERLD WIDE WEB as you dont get da internet in remoet plases like on top of Mt Everest or in Norway for instance)
Ferst thing yo need to be a good newbie is a wiked name!!! my advise to you is to choose sumfink that maks you sound like a BAD BOY like MeanKiller or somthing. then you can jion it up and do sum wiked stuff wiv it. my advise to you is:
alternate caps!!!!!! always a winner is those who have capitols and small letters so you wud be mEaNkIlLeR wich looks way beter im sure youll agreee!!!1 Next make sure you RUDE UP your spelling, no self respeting 14 yr old goes around wiv a name like killer when you can change it to killa!!! so now weer workin with mEaNkIlLa - dam that names hot!!!! Finaly make sure you put da finishin tuches on it wiv some dots an stuff, putting squigly brakets around a name often makes it 1000x betta!!!
So in da end you get a name like {{-mEaNkIlLa-}} wich is my da name I gave my little brother who sux at counterstrike haghahahahahahaha!!!!111 he cant even camp propa da fag plus he wets himself sometimes for real!!1
My second bit of advise to you is to make yoruself nown and popular. Some sugestons for this:
1. Play an online game!!!11
since playing da counterstrike online now for over a year!!!! i have made loads of m8s not leest of wich is my best pal |RC|MACEY from germany. Tahts right- even boring germans can rox as tehyre not al boring at all!!!!! we ar infamous for our 1337 haxing skillz - da list of servers from wich we ar banned is logner than my nob wich is really really long (plssss kiss it Shauna) HAHAHAHAH they cant handle our mad skillz we > tehm. Lern da leson that wallhax make you popular or certanly well known!!!1
2. find some r0x0r forums to post your 1773 gabber on. NO FEAR THERE AS IF YOUR READING THIS YOU ALREDDY FOUND WON!!!!! it may help yoor cause if you post some intersting or humerus posts first time out. things like YO MUMMA IS FAT BECOS........ jokes ar always popular
My third and final bit of advise is to lern to speak da lingo. for instence u can often replase THE wiv DA altho dont do it all da time otherwise n00bs wont be able to reed what you rite. other things wich stand for stuff:
omg = o my god
fo = fk off
fu = fk u
ttfn = ta ta for now
bbl = be bak lata
iirc = i dunno
okay my fingas are hurtin an i gota go see my gf 2nite ;) hope you find all dat helpful an if yo didnt then FO!!!! HAHHAAHAHAH LOOK IT UP YUO FAG!!!1
PS al vote for me on da vote thred
WEL IM HEAR TO TEL YUO TAHT COMPETION IS OVAR!!!!!
Intorducin da won and only,,,,,me1!!!
'well who is dis mad geeza" I hear you say???? Let me tel yuo a litle bit about myslef I am 14 I live in London i can DJ plus I AM A HAKCER so if any of yo giv us da truble I will visite it back on you TEN TIMES OVA!!!!!!11 I jus ghotta say BIG UP to da RUDE CREWZ - |RC|MACEY .biggo. |-rasta-| and tErRaFoRmX we wil rox yo at Counterstike OUR MAD HAX > YOR NO SKILLZ. plus my fit gf Shauna pls pls kiss it 2nite plsssss I wil love you 4 ever!!!
WEl if tihs post wasnot good enouf to win a GAME OF THE DAY on its oun merit alreddy I will include my ADVISE to NEW PEOPL starting out on these OR ANNY OTHER forums on the internet (its not really the WERLD WIDE WEB as you dont get da internet in remoet plases like on top of Mt Everest or in Norway for instance)
Ferst thing yo need to be a good newbie is a wiked name!!! my advise to you is to choose sumfink that maks you sound like a BAD BOY like MeanKiller or somthing. then you can jion it up and do sum wiked stuff wiv it. my advise to you is:
alternate caps!!!!!! always a winner is those who have capitols and small letters so you wud be mEaNkIlLeR wich looks way beter im sure youll agreee!!!1 Next make sure you RUDE UP your spelling, no self respeting 14 yr old goes around wiv a name like killer when you can change it to killa!!! so now weer workin with mEaNkIlLa - dam that names hot!!!! Finaly make sure you put da finishin tuches on it wiv some dots an stuff, putting squigly brakets around a name often makes it 1000x betta!!!
So in da end you get a name like {{-mEaNkIlLa-}} wich is my da name I gave my little brother who sux at counterstrike haghahahahahahaha!!!!111 he cant even camp propa da fag plus he wets himself sometimes for real!!1
My second bit of advise to you is to make yoruself nown and popular. Some sugestons for this:
1. Play an online game!!!11
since playing da counterstrike online now for over a year!!!! i have made loads of m8s not leest of wich is my best pal |RC|MACEY from germany. Tahts right- even boring germans can rox as tehyre not al boring at all!!!!! we ar infamous for our 1337 haxing skillz - da list of servers from wich we ar banned is logner than my nob wich is really really long (plssss kiss it Shauna) HAHAHAHAH they cant handle our mad skillz we > tehm. Lern da leson that wallhax make you popular or certanly well known!!!1
2. find some r0x0r forums to post your 1773 gabber on. NO FEAR THERE AS IF YOUR READING THIS YOU ALREDDY FOUND WON!!!!! it may help yoor cause if you post some intersting or humerus posts first time out. things like YO MUMMA IS FAT BECOS........ jokes ar always popular
My third and final bit of advise is to lern to speak da lingo. for instence u can often replase THE wiv DA altho dont do it all da time otherwise n00bs wont be able to reed what you rite. other things wich stand for stuff:
omg = o my god
fo = fk off
fu = fk u
ttfn = ta ta for now
bbl = be bak lata
iirc = i dunno
okay my fingas are hurtin an i gota go see my gf 2nite ;) hope you find all dat helpful an if yo didnt then FO!!!! HAHHAAHAHAH LOOK IT UP YUO FAG!!!1
PS al vote for me on da vote thred