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Who is this strange character we have heard so little about? Some people have seen associated him with the big busted, titchy waisted, physically impossible Lara Croft.
So is this Mr. Braider the first known lover of Lara Croft? The first man to find her relics and enter her hidden caverns? Well lets see what the local Spanish idiot has to say about this.
Juancarlos, who do you think this Tom Braider is?
"Bien, cuando manejé hablar a mi missus que va regularmente al bingo
con ms Croft, ella me dijo que colgaran a Sr. Braider bien, como un
infact del burro! Mi esposa incluso tiene un cuadro de él
descubierto en su monedero! No que estoy preocupado, yo han hecho
amante hermoso a Lara Croft muchos una época en mi cama de los wifes!"
Juancarlos everyone, the local Spanish idiot.
So, after many years of translation, we've worked out that Juanc' was talking about winning the bingo with his wife. We dismissed this comment as it has nothing to do with Lara Croft.
We did, however, whilst asking some other foreign witnesses, manage to make more sense from an Adolt Litler of Germany, who managed to get a doctorate in Medieval Fishing! Well done to Dr. Litler there!
"Ja ist Lara im Bett, sie schnarcht nie gut! Das ist, was mir erklärt
wurde, als versuchend, Flechtmaschine Tom für etwas Schmutz auf Lara
zu pumpen. Ich arbeite für " die nationalen sozialistischen Zeiten "
in Deutschland und morgens, das nach allen möglichen Informationen
sucht, um eine andere Berühmtheit zu erhalten publically gehaßt."
I'm sure you understood everyword of that.
Back in England however, we have uncovered some new information! Tom Braider was caught on CCTV whilst robbing a bank. So, despite no one actually knowing what he looks like, we've positively ID'd him robbing the Nat East bank of Walford. Now we know his link with Lara.
Up in Caroline Street, Cardiff city centre, many people have seen men picking up dirty old women in tight shorts and a turquoise top and driving off at top speeds. We have discovered that this is a regular event and decided to film these goings on.
Note: After recieving a large suit-case of cash and some personal 'cleaning' services from Ms. Croft, we have decided not to show you that footage.
So this Tom Braider is just a dirty old man, who follows Lara around the world, and pays her money for entertainment. Well that could be just about anyone who buys the games and the DVD movie! So as you can see, we're back where we started.
So is this Mr. Braider the first known lover of Lara Croft? The first man to find her relics and enter her hidden caverns? Well lets see what the local Spanish idiot has to say about this.
Juancarlos, who do you think this Tom Braider is?
"Bien, cuando manejé hablar a mi missus que va regularmente al bingo
con ms Croft, ella me dijo que colgaran a Sr. Braider bien, como un
infact del burro! Mi esposa incluso tiene un cuadro de él
descubierto en su monedero! No que estoy preocupado, yo han hecho
amante hermoso a Lara Croft muchos una época en mi cama de los wifes!"
Juancarlos everyone, the local Spanish idiot.
So, after many years of translation, we've worked out that Juanc' was talking about winning the bingo with his wife. We dismissed this comment as it has nothing to do with Lara Croft.
We did, however, whilst asking some other foreign witnesses, manage to make more sense from an Adolt Litler of Germany, who managed to get a doctorate in Medieval Fishing! Well done to Dr. Litler there!
"Ja ist Lara im Bett, sie schnarcht nie gut! Das ist, was mir erklärt
wurde, als versuchend, Flechtmaschine Tom für etwas Schmutz auf Lara
zu pumpen. Ich arbeite für " die nationalen sozialistischen Zeiten "
in Deutschland und morgens, das nach allen möglichen Informationen
sucht, um eine andere Berühmtheit zu erhalten publically gehaßt."
I'm sure you understood everyword of that.
Back in England however, we have uncovered some new information! Tom Braider was caught on CCTV whilst robbing a bank. So, despite no one actually knowing what he looks like, we've positively ID'd him robbing the Nat East bank of Walford. Now we know his link with Lara.
Up in Caroline Street, Cardiff city centre, many people have seen men picking up dirty old women in tight shorts and a turquoise top and driving off at top speeds. We have discovered that this is a regular event and decided to film these goings on.
Note: After recieving a large suit-case of cash and some personal 'cleaning' services from Ms. Croft, we have decided not to show you that footage.
So this Tom Braider is just a dirty old man, who follows Lara around the world, and pays her money for entertainment. Well that could be just about anyone who buys the games and the DVD movie! So as you can see, we're back where we started.
Sadly, it happens to most newbies on here. Not because of their post quality, but because no one knows you around here or they think that you've posted something that's already been done before.
I like the multilanguage in your post though, and although I've seen the spoof-name "Tom Braider" before, I've not seen it in a topic like this before...
I like the multilanguage in your post though, and although I've seen the spoof-name "Tom Braider" before, I've not seen it in a topic like this before...
News just in, Tom Braider was shot yesterday!!!
Journalists all over the world were mourning the loss.
Someone else had beaten them trying to get exclusive pictures with Lara! Sadly though, none of the pictures containing Tom were in focus, but the company who paid the photographers, have re-released Hanafuda cards with the naked pictures of Lara Croft for the gamers of the world to get their hands on.
Journalists all over the world were mourning the loss.
Someone else had beaten them trying to get exclusive pictures with Lara! Sadly though, none of the pictures containing Tom were in focus, but the company who paid the photographers, have re-released Hanafuda cards with the naked pictures of Lara Croft for the gamers of the world to get their hands on.
Who is this strange character we have heard so little about? Some people have seen associated him with the big busted, titchy waisted, physically impossible Lara Croft.
So is this Mr. Braider the first known lover of Lara Croft? The first man to find her relics and enter her hidden caverns? Well lets see what the local Spanish idiot has to say about this.
Juancarlos, who do you think this Tom Braider is?
"Bien, cuando manejé hablar a mi missus que va regularmente al bingo
con ms Croft, ella me dijo que colgaran a Sr. Braider bien, como un
infact del burro! Mi esposa incluso tiene un cuadro de él
descubierto en su monedero! No que estoy preocupado, yo han hecho
amante hermoso a Lara Croft muchos una época en mi cama de los wifes!"
Juancarlos everyone, the local Spanish idiot.
So, after many years of translation, we've worked out that Juanc' was talking about winning the bingo with his wife. We dismissed this comment as it has nothing to do with Lara Croft.
We did, however, whilst asking some other foreign witnesses, manage to make more sense from an Adolt Litler of Germany, who managed to get a doctorate in Medieval Fishing! Well done to Dr. Litler there!
"Ja ist Lara im Bett, sie schnarcht nie gut! Das ist, was mir erklärt
wurde, als versuchend, Flechtmaschine Tom für etwas Schmutz auf Lara
zu pumpen. Ich arbeite für " die nationalen sozialistischen Zeiten "
in Deutschland und morgens, das nach allen möglichen Informationen
sucht, um eine andere Berühmtheit zu erhalten publically gehaßt."
I'm sure you understood everyword of that.
Back in England however, we have uncovered some new information! Tom Braider was caught on CCTV whilst robbing a bank. So, despite no one actually knowing what he looks like, we've positively ID'd him robbing the Nat East bank of Walford. Now we know his link with Lara.
Up in Caroline Street, Cardiff city centre, many people have seen men picking up dirty old women in tight shorts and a turquoise top and driving off at top speeds. We have discovered that this is a regular event and decided to film these goings on.
Note: After recieving a large suit-case of cash and some personal 'cleaning' services from Ms. Croft, we have decided not to show you that footage.
So this Tom Braider is just a dirty old man, who follows Lara around the world, and pays her money for entertainment. Well that could be just about anyone who buys the games and the DVD movie! So as you can see, we're back where we started.
So is this Mr. Braider the first known lover of Lara Croft? The first man to find her relics and enter her hidden caverns? Well lets see what the local Spanish idiot has to say about this.
Juancarlos, who do you think this Tom Braider is?
"Bien, cuando manejé hablar a mi missus que va regularmente al bingo
con ms Croft, ella me dijo que colgaran a Sr. Braider bien, como un
infact del burro! Mi esposa incluso tiene un cuadro de él
descubierto en su monedero! No que estoy preocupado, yo han hecho
amante hermoso a Lara Croft muchos una época en mi cama de los wifes!"
Juancarlos everyone, the local Spanish idiot.
So, after many years of translation, we've worked out that Juanc' was talking about winning the bingo with his wife. We dismissed this comment as it has nothing to do with Lara Croft.
We did, however, whilst asking some other foreign witnesses, manage to make more sense from an Adolt Litler of Germany, who managed to get a doctorate in Medieval Fishing! Well done to Dr. Litler there!
"Ja ist Lara im Bett, sie schnarcht nie gut! Das ist, was mir erklärt
wurde, als versuchend, Flechtmaschine Tom für etwas Schmutz auf Lara
zu pumpen. Ich arbeite für " die nationalen sozialistischen Zeiten "
in Deutschland und morgens, das nach allen möglichen Informationen
sucht, um eine andere Berühmtheit zu erhalten publically gehaßt."
I'm sure you understood everyword of that.
Back in England however, we have uncovered some new information! Tom Braider was caught on CCTV whilst robbing a bank. So, despite no one actually knowing what he looks like, we've positively ID'd him robbing the Nat East bank of Walford. Now we know his link with Lara.
Up in Caroline Street, Cardiff city centre, many people have seen men picking up dirty old women in tight shorts and a turquoise top and driving off at top speeds. We have discovered that this is a regular event and decided to film these goings on.
Note: After recieving a large suit-case of cash and some personal 'cleaning' services from Ms. Croft, we have decided not to show you that footage.
So this Tom Braider is just a dirty old man, who follows Lara around the world, and pays her money for entertainment. Well that could be just about anyone who buys the games and the DVD movie! So as you can see, we're back where we started.