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1. Forget the title, the story is just made up. It ain't true.
2. If you hate the PS2, then go back to your X-Box or Gamecube.
So, lets get started.
The father, the PSX, and the mother, PS1 Prototype, gave birth to the greatest Sony games console ever, the PS2. The PS2 was born on January the 1st at exactly 00:01 in the morning, in Japan. The PS2 got it's tail cut off has it may of looked like a dog today. It turned to be white and full of games stacked ontop of it. It had...
Bread and Archive: A fighting game when loaves of bread try to achieve to be in the 'Champion Bread Archive'.
Ponyfoodsha!: An ancient fuedal Japanese game when a hero named, Salmonusake trys to save a princess named Princess Cookie from getting eaten alive by firemen and the Lord Master Nobuchoka Corda.
VH1 Cooking Generator 2.1: Platinum Chef Steve Allen cooks up some fine foods for you to remix and create e.g. making Trance Sushi or Garage Beefburgers. Also Videos of cooking are also included.
Bran Turismo 3: Bran Flakes race each other famous worldwide bowls to race to see if they are good enough to stay from the fattest person in the world trying to eat them-Sponsered by Kellogs.
And yadda, yadda, yadda, but the parents were surprised. At 0.1 months old, the PS2 started to breed with other PS1's and created a few thousand PS2s. Thus, leading the success of becoming a worldwide console, excluding Antarctica because President of Antartcia, Your Grandmother and Polar Bear from the Coca-Cola adverts rather prefered selling a lot of Cola as they usually got a lot of profit from it and took fits from the Teletubbies on the PS1.
The PS2 pleased many console players around the world (including geeks) and famous celebrity stars. The original PS2 had grins on his face for every PS2 sold and gave some PS2s of his own to special charities e.g. to you. Sega and Nintendo were very upset of the hearing of the PS2, but this caused war (No, not Console Wars on BBC2 or any other console in the world). It released more games like...
Kettle Fear Liquid: A stealthy game starring Liquid Cake and Colin Rake as main guys in the game to defeat many stupid cups of tea and obliterate the 'Kettle' known as 'Pettle Smear'.
The Thompson's Board Cage: A copycat of Hazy's Taxi. The Thompsons drive in aeroplanes made out of cardboard and steel with a cage dropping off passemgers on long flights back to Singapore and their homes for re-fueling...in seconds.
SOFA 2002: A more relaxing version of football when footballers kick their sofas in the air to see if they can get it in the goal past celebrity stars like Des O' Connor and many more.
The PS2 was happy and sold more and more games. Otherwise, the PS2 was in business with the media. It starred in many films such as...
'The PS2 is South of the Border: The Movie'
'Saving Private Station'
'Dude, Where's my PS2?'
'The PS2 Before Time'
The Original PS2 had recieved at least one million quid for each film, making it a millionaire. It also been invited on guest TV shows as...
'Today With Pez the Pill'
'The Ballae Meal Show'
'Afternoon Yak'
This made the PS2 more popular. But what happened to Nintendo and Sega? Sega gave up making consoles and Nintendo declared to make a new console...the Gamecube. For each show, the PS2 got thousands upon thousands of pounds, and eventually become a 'Slight Billionaire' (1p away from becoming a Billionaire). This is the good and greedy side of the PS2, but what about its crimes and bad, bad, BAD things that happened to the PS2? Hah!...it's true...he commited baaad stuff in its life...
The PS2 at 1 and a half years old had got abducted by aliens from a distant planet known as 'Uranus'. Remember, it was abducted right behind you...in the universe. The aliens were known as J-Lo and Britney Spears as their popularity had went down becuase of the PS2. So, J-Lo and Britney Spears bought their way out of prison and sailed somewhere no-one never heard about...somewhere in Southampton.
The PS2 was getting aggresive on the Press. It had took out a gun and shot someone...probably the head of 'The Sun' because 'The Mail' wasn't interested as they were posting mail.... The PS2 committed other crimes like not letting Grand Theft Auto 3 allowed on the PS2, banning games in Greece and leaving the toilet seat up. It served the rest of it's life in jail. It had been beaten up by a Mega Drive and whole lotta PSX's, but the eventually the Mega-Drive took a heart attack. The reason for taking a heart attck had no meaning at all.
The PS2 gave many bad celebrities bad influences and ideas. When Michael Jackson put his baby over the window sill, he copied it from Monsters Ink, when Sulley trys to kick the crap outta Mike over the window sill and no wonder it was rated 18 for Monsters Ink. The movie and Game. Also when Britney Spears: Pants Feet was released, Britney got Over-Protected and addicted to the game and eventualltybroke up with that Bustin Timberlakes.
Although the PS2 committed these crimes, he was not all that a bad guy. It gave half of his savings to proper charity, such as Grandmother Socks Funds. It even gave live performances in front of the whole universe, including some other universes too. Eventually, it gave it's love to all over the world and caused it to release the 'PS2 Peace' console, releasing...
Grand Theft Peace: Spice City: Grand Theft Auto set in the 60's when they use flower mobiles and minis to help organistations to defeat the Mafia.
Love Reaver 2: A hippie named Reacel trys to defeat Pain in different eras in the 60's and in the Victorian times with guests stars as The Meatles and Queen Victoria in action.
Funreal Torunament: A childrens game when really tough competitors use desrtuction bombs with food and spices with Flower Cannons and Fistols for defeating evil in the world.
So, there you have it. The PS2 was a successful, but a criminalising console. What hopes do we have in the future for the PS2, what will happen to the rest of the game companies and other things in the future? You find out for yourself, but you will also ask yourself...
What is the meaning of the PS2?
Where can I get one?
Who ate all the mussels?
Where's my dad going to go?
Who am I?
Who are you?
Why do I ask myself these questions?
And so on. Though, in real life, the PS2 is also a household item used for dishwahers and etc. The PS2 still proves to be the best selling console around has good qualtiy games (except for some e.g. Gran Truismo: GT Concept...nah jus' yokin') Yes, yokin, you might want to learn that when you know you're actually looking at a PS2 right now. Well...consider these things...
1. The PS2 is powerful
2. The XBox and Gamecube are here today and want ot kick the crap outta the PS2.
4. Remember each game you've got for the PS2.
5. Where's 3 gone to?
And thats all we have today kids. The PS2 is powerful and let the 'Spirit of the PS2' live on. Thank you.
UW.
> Cant win them all bud.
>
> Anyway, if your like me you will just buy the games anyway. :D
True, very true indeed. I can't win because I used to persist on swearing on one story I posted ages ago and I'm sorry for what I had done, but I deserve it anyway. I only post stories at times just get some respect now.
UW.
1. Forget the title, the story is just made up. It ain't true.
2. If you hate the PS2, then go back to your X-Box or Gamecube.
So, lets get started.
The father, the PSX, and the mother, PS1 Prototype, gave birth to the greatest Sony games console ever, the PS2. The PS2 was born on January the 1st at exactly 00:01 in the morning, in Japan. The PS2 got it's tail cut off has it may of looked like a dog today. It turned to be white and full of games stacked ontop of it. It had...
Bread and Archive: A fighting game when loaves of bread try to achieve to be in the 'Champion Bread Archive'.
Ponyfoodsha!: An ancient fuedal Japanese game when a hero named, Salmonusake trys to save a princess named Princess Cookie from getting eaten alive by firemen and the Lord Master Nobuchoka Corda.
VH1 Cooking Generator 2.1: Platinum Chef Steve Allen cooks up some fine foods for you to remix and create e.g. making Trance Sushi or Garage Beefburgers. Also Videos of cooking are also included.
Bran Turismo 3: Bran Flakes race each other famous worldwide bowls to race to see if they are good enough to stay from the fattest person in the world trying to eat them-Sponsered by Kellogs.
And yadda, yadda, yadda, but the parents were surprised. At 0.1 months old, the PS2 started to breed with other PS1's and created a few thousand PS2s. Thus, leading the success of becoming a worldwide console, excluding Antarctica because President of Antartcia, Your Grandmother and Polar Bear from the Coca-Cola adverts rather prefered selling a lot of Cola as they usually got a lot of profit from it and took fits from the Teletubbies on the PS1.
The PS2 pleased many console players around the world (including geeks) and famous celebrity stars. The original PS2 had grins on his face for every PS2 sold and gave some PS2s of his own to special charities e.g. to you. Sega and Nintendo were very upset of the hearing of the PS2, but this caused war (No, not Console Wars on BBC2 or any other console in the world). It released more games like...
Kettle Fear Liquid: A stealthy game starring Liquid Cake and Colin Rake as main guys in the game to defeat many stupid cups of tea and obliterate the 'Kettle' known as 'Pettle Smear'.
The Thompson's Board Cage: A copycat of Hazy's Taxi. The Thompsons drive in aeroplanes made out of cardboard and steel with a cage dropping off passemgers on long flights back to Singapore and their homes for re-fueling...in seconds.
SOFA 2002: A more relaxing version of football when footballers kick their sofas in the air to see if they can get it in the goal past celebrity stars like Des O' Connor and many more.
The PS2 was happy and sold more and more games. Otherwise, the PS2 was in business with the media. It starred in many films such as...
'The PS2 is South of the Border: The Movie'
'Saving Private Station'
'Dude, Where's my PS2?'
'The PS2 Before Time'
The Original PS2 had recieved at least one million quid for each film, making it a millionaire. It also been invited on guest TV shows as...
'Today With Pez the Pill'
'The Ballae Meal Show'
'Afternoon Yak'
This made the PS2 more popular. But what happened to Nintendo and Sega? Sega gave up making consoles and Nintendo declared to make a new console...the Gamecube. For each show, the PS2 got thousands upon thousands of pounds, and eventually become a 'Slight Billionaire' (1p away from becoming a Billionaire). This is the good and greedy side of the PS2, but what about its crimes and bad, bad, BAD things that happened to the PS2? Hah!...it's true...he commited baaad stuff in its life...
The PS2 at 1 and a half years old had got abducted by aliens from a distant planet known as 'Uranus'. Remember, it was abducted right behind you...in the universe. The aliens were known as J-Lo and Britney Spears as their popularity had went down becuase of the PS2. So, J-Lo and Britney Spears bought their way out of prison and sailed somewhere no-one never heard about...somewhere in Southampton.
The PS2 was getting aggresive on the Press. It had took out a gun and shot someone...probably the head of 'The Sun' because 'The Mail' wasn't interested as they were posting mail.... The PS2 committed other crimes like not letting Grand Theft Auto 3 allowed on the PS2, banning games in Greece and leaving the toilet seat up. It served the rest of it's life in jail. It had been beaten up by a Mega Drive and whole lotta PSX's, but the eventually the Mega-Drive took a heart attack. The reason for taking a heart attck had no meaning at all.
The PS2 gave many bad celebrities bad influences and ideas. When Michael Jackson put his baby over the window sill, he copied it from Monsters Ink, when Sulley trys to kick the crap outta Mike over the window sill and no wonder it was rated 18 for Monsters Ink. The movie and Game. Also when Britney Spears: Pants Feet was released, Britney got Over-Protected and addicted to the game and eventualltybroke up with that Bustin Timberlakes.
Although the PS2 committed these crimes, he was not all that a bad guy. It gave half of his savings to proper charity, such as Grandmother Socks Funds. It even gave live performances in front of the whole universe, including some other universes too. Eventually, it gave it's love to all over the world and caused it to release the 'PS2 Peace' console, releasing...
Grand Theft Peace: Spice City: Grand Theft Auto set in the 60's when they use flower mobiles and minis to help organistations to defeat the Mafia.
Love Reaver 2: A hippie named Reacel trys to defeat Pain in different eras in the 60's and in the Victorian times with guests stars as The Meatles and Queen Victoria in action.
Funreal Torunament: A childrens game when really tough competitors use desrtuction bombs with food and spices with Flower Cannons and Fistols for defeating evil in the world.
So, there you have it. The PS2 was a successful, but a criminalising console. What hopes do we have in the future for the PS2, what will happen to the rest of the game companies and other things in the future? You find out for yourself, but you will also ask yourself...
What is the meaning of the PS2?
Where can I get one?
Who ate all the mussels?
Where's my dad going to go?
Who am I?
Who are you?
Why do I ask myself these questions?
And so on. Though, in real life, the PS2 is also a household item used for dishwahers and etc. The PS2 still proves to be the best selling console around has good qualtiy games (except for some e.g. Gran Truismo: GT Concept...nah jus' yokin') Yes, yokin, you might want to learn that when you know you're actually looking at a PS2 right now. Well...consider these things...
1. The PS2 is powerful
2. The XBox and Gamecube are here today and want ot kick the crap outta the PS2.
4. Remember each game you've got for the PS2.
5. Where's 3 gone to?
And thats all we have today kids. The PS2 is powerful and let the 'Spirit of the PS2' live on. Thank you.
UW.