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mostly from yesteryear.
"Wise fwom your gwaves" Altered Beast - MegaDrive
"mun-nundered-din-eigt-tee!" 180 - Speccy
"Wet's go, mister dwiver" Chase HQ - Speccy
Ah, the CD medium ruined the fun of badly synthesised vocals. Shame.
Come on, there must be more out there....
mostly from yesteryear.
"Wise fwom your gwaves" Altered Beast - MegaDrive
"mun-nundered-din-eigt-tee!" 180 - Speccy
"Wet's go, mister dwiver" Chase HQ - Speccy
Ah, the CD medium ruined the fun of badly synthesised vocals. Shame.
Come on, there must be more out there....
"Here is a Lockpick. Use this to pick locks." Resident Evil:Bio-Hazard(PS1)
I nearly broke my screen because the stupidity of that quote.
Sweet sweet Bad Japanese Translation Syndrome.
"Try to next colony free" - Hellfire - Megadrive
"Let's attack aggressively" - Contra 3 - SNES
The NES was the master of really really really bad vocals. The worst from memory was the Tennis umpire on the Nintendo tennis game. And I bet the sound clips took up most of the cart as well, because the rest was pretty basic.
"Citadel, Citadel, Citadel, Superior Software Presents Citadel."
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
(c) Zero Wing