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Through out the programme we will see a few bedrooms and our guest today (Kyz22)
Kyz: Hello!
We didn’t ask you to speak!
Ahem well onto our first room, ½ pint?
½ pint: Yes thank you Rabbit our first room seems to have a lot of posters around the wall mainly games. Over there in the corner there seems to be a large PC with a Pentium 4, 3 gig processor, a 40 gigabyte hard drive, and a Radeon all in wonder 128Mb graphics card.
Kyz: What!? How did you know that!?
½ pint: Quiet you! Anyway opposite that there is a 21 inch TV underneath which lies an Xbox, Gamecube and a Playstation 2 over- Oh god no! there I-I-I-in the corner… there’s a… Dreamcast! [1/2 Pint takes a moment] Right well on the duvet there is a ‘Consoles rule’ Slogan plastered over it. So Kyz you must ask yourself… Whose bedroom is it?
Kyz: Shouldn’t there be a bit more in this room?
½ Pint: Hey I’m only looking in the keyhole!
Kyz: Oh uh sorry. Well I would have to say this is a Fanboy’s room
Why is that then Kyz?
Kyz: Well due to the furniture he seems like a bit of a ti- uh boobie!
Well you are absolutely correct!
Kyz: Woohoo go me!
Right now on to the next room, ½ pint, over to you!
½ pint: Thank you, Now this next room has a pumped up PC with a PS2 in the corner the bedcovers seem to be plain and the games varied. He seems to have posted a lot of topics on GAD aswell.
Kyz22: Ok see now that’s just weird how on earth did you know that!?
We said ‘Quiet you’!
Kyz22: Uh sorry anyway this has to be the Avid gamers room
Wow you must be getting good but now for the last room we ask you to guess which forum member this room belongs to!
½ pint: That’s right Rapid now there are approximately 11 GAD’s on the floor, There are several highland records on the floor [A smile crosses Kyz’ face at this point] he- uh or she has a few kilts in a closet and urg [Disgusted look] no pants! Also it would appear his heating has recently broken or is still broken.
Kyz22: Ha easy its SHEEPY!
Correct now Kyz22 will get his prize [Kyz22 gets taken into a corner and beaten into silence] but you could to just sign up for through the SR keyhole!
Goodbye from me!
½ pint: Goodbye from me
Kyz22: A Gbye Frm m! [No teeth you see]
WE TOLD YOU SHUT UP!
[Ending rolls as kyz is beaten out of consiousness]
> All of a sudden there's a newbie who knows everyone and makes lots of
> spoofs with Kyz22 in the main role.
>
> And Kyz22 thinks they are all great.
>
> I think Kyz22 is Rapid Fire.
No, I just like the limelight. His writing style is entirely different to mine.
And Kyz22 thinks they are all great.
I think Kyz22 is Rapid Fire.
Dont accuse me of popping, I want him to add me
Through out the programme we will see a few bedrooms and our guest today (Kyz22)
Kyz: Hello!
We didn’t ask you to speak!
Ahem well onto our first room, ½ pint?
½ pint: Yes thank you Rabbit our first room seems to have a lot of posters around the wall mainly games. Over there in the corner there seems to be a large PC with a Pentium 4, 3 gig processor, a 40 gigabyte hard drive, and a Radeon all in wonder 128Mb graphics card.
Kyz: What!? How did you know that!?
½ pint: Quiet you! Anyway opposite that there is a 21 inch TV underneath which lies an Xbox, Gamecube and a Playstation 2 over- Oh god no! there I-I-I-in the corner… there’s a… Dreamcast! [1/2 Pint takes a moment] Right well on the duvet there is a ‘Consoles rule’ Slogan plastered over it. So Kyz you must ask yourself… Whose bedroom is it?
Kyz: Shouldn’t there be a bit more in this room?
½ Pint: Hey I’m only looking in the keyhole!
Kyz: Oh uh sorry. Well I would have to say this is a Fanboy’s room
Why is that then Kyz?
Kyz: Well due to the furniture he seems like a bit of a ti- uh boobie!
Well you are absolutely correct!
Kyz: Woohoo go me!
Right now on to the next room, ½ pint, over to you!
½ pint: Thank you, Now this next room has a pumped up PC with a PS2 in the corner the bedcovers seem to be plain and the games varied. He seems to have posted a lot of topics on GAD aswell.
Kyz22: Ok see now that’s just weird how on earth did you know that!?
We said ‘Quiet you’!
Kyz22: Uh sorry anyway this has to be the Avid gamers room
Wow you must be getting good but now for the last room we ask you to guess which forum member this room belongs to!
½ pint: That’s right Rapid now there are approximately 11 GAD’s on the floor, There are several highland records on the floor [A smile crosses Kyz’ face at this point] he- uh or she has a few kilts in a closet and urg [Disgusted look] no pants! Also it would appear his heating has recently broken or is still broken.
Kyz22: Ha easy its SHEEPY!
Correct now Kyz22 will get his prize [Kyz22 gets taken into a corner and beaten into silence] but you could to just sign up for through the SR keyhole!
Goodbye from me!
½ pint: Goodbye from me
Kyz22: A Gbye Frm m! [No teeth you see]
WE TOLD YOU SHUT UP!
[Ending rolls as kyz is beaten out of consiousness]