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Hi. Who in the right mind believes in Santa? Heres a litle play 4 u about Christmas:
Some Kid: Mummy, mummy. Santas been.
Some Kids Mum: Oh relly dear. How do you know?
Some Kid: He left lots of presents under the tree. Oh yeah, he ate those mince pies i made for him
Some Kids Mum: Really now. Really.
Some Kid: Yes!
Some Kids Mum: Really, he did!
Some Kid: Yes.
Some Kids Mum: How did he get here then?
Some Kid: He came down the chimney.
Some Kids Mum: Ha... I mean did he? (Yeah. How the heck do you expect a big fat old guy to get his leg over the chimney pot and then climb down the chimney with a big sack over his back then climb back up!!!)
Some Kid: He also gave me everything i wanted aswell.
Some kids Mum: Really. ( I wonder how he knew that.)
Thats it. Thank you for reading. Post some more weird stuff about Santa if you want. But be careful. If you post something to bad you won't get any presents. Bye
Some Kid: Mummy, mummy. Santas been.
Some Kids Mum: Oh relly dear. How do you know?
Some Kid: He left lots of presents under the tree. Oh yeah, he ate those mince pies i made for him
Some Kids Mum: Really now. Really.
Some Kid: Yes!
Some Kids Mum: Really, he did!
Some Kid: Yes.
Some Kids Mum: How did he get here then?
Some Kid: He came down the chimney.
Some Kids Mum: Ha... I mean did he? (Yeah. How the heck do you expect a big fat old guy to get his leg over the chimney pot and then climb down the chimney with a big sack over his back then climb back up!!!)
Some Kid: He also gave me everything i wanted aswell.
Some kids Mum: Really. ( I wonder how he knew that.)
Thats it. Thank you for reading. Post some more weird stuff about Santa if you want. But be careful. If you post something to bad you won't get any presents. Bye
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If we 'cool out' much more, we'll all freeze to death.
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i cant believe i used to believe in santa ... who even came up with the idea???
When you say 'Taking the mick,' it is short for 'Taking the Michael.'
Oh dear it looks like somebody needs to learn basic English.
Cool out
Oh dear it looks like somebody needs to learn basic English.
Cool out
king cool wrote:
> Santa is not dodgey and i take great offence in you extracting the
> Michael out of the patron saint of giving and sharing and I will let
> SR know personally.
>
>
> cool out
Who the hell is Michael?
> Santa is not dodgey and i take great offence in you extracting the
> Michael out of the patron saint of giving and sharing and I will let
> SR know personally.
>
>
> cool out
Who the hell is Michael?
I wrote:
> VenomByte wrote:
> Doesn't anyone else think santa is a bit dodgy?
>
> I mean come on, a fat old guy with a beard who nobody ever sees,
> sneaking into kiddies rooms at night and emptying his sack?
>
> Santa is not dodgey and i take great offence in you extracting the
> Michael out of the patron saint of giving and sharing and I will let
> SR know personally.
>
>
> cool out
For all you stupid loopid people out there i was refering to Saint Nicholas.
cool out
> VenomByte wrote:
> Doesn't anyone else think santa is a bit dodgy?
>
> I mean come on, a fat old guy with a beard who nobody ever sees,
> sneaking into kiddies rooms at night and emptying his sack?
>
> Santa is not dodgey and i take great offence in you extracting the
> Michael out of the patron saint of giving and sharing and I will let
> SR know personally.
>
>
> cool out
For all you stupid loopid people out there i was refering to Saint Nicholas.
cool out
WHAT! SANTA CLAUSE ISN'T REAL. You evil, evil man. How could you expect me NOT to come in a room at the sheer mention of the word Santa. You have mentally scarred me for life.
VenomByte wrote:
> Doesn't anyone else think santa is a bit dodgy?
>
> I mean come on, a fat old guy with a beard who nobody ever sees,
> sneaking into kiddies rooms at night and emptying his sack?
Santa is not dodgey and i take great offence in you extracting the Michael out of the patron saint of giving and sharing and I will let SR know personally.
cool out
> Doesn't anyone else think santa is a bit dodgy?
>
> I mean come on, a fat old guy with a beard who nobody ever sees,
> sneaking into kiddies rooms at night and emptying his sack?
Santa is not dodgey and i take great offence in you extracting the Michael out of the patron saint of giving and sharing and I will let SR know personally.
cool out
VenomByte wrote:
> Doesn't anyone else think santa is a bit dodgy?
>
> I mean come on, a fat old guy with a beard who nobody ever sees,
> sneaking into kiddies rooms at night and emptying his sack?
And he sits in a red tent in supermarkets, sits kids on his lap and exclaims, "what do YOU want for xmas?"
And if your "bad" he shoves some coal right up your stocking. OUCH
> Doesn't anyone else think santa is a bit dodgy?
>
> I mean come on, a fat old guy with a beard who nobody ever sees,
> sneaking into kiddies rooms at night and emptying his sack?
And he sits in a red tent in supermarkets, sits kids on his lap and exclaims, "what do YOU want for xmas?"
And if your "bad" he shoves some coal right up your stocking. OUCH
Doesn't anyone else think santa is a bit dodgy?
I mean come on, a fat old guy with a beard who nobody ever sees, sneaking into kiddies rooms at night and emptying his sack?
I mean come on, a fat old guy with a beard who nobody ever sees, sneaking into kiddies rooms at night and emptying his sack?
*Sighs*
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