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If a man gets it on with a Vampire does it count as necrophillia?

what about zombies?

Starlight wrote:
> It was in Media, it started because some kid was being real witty and
> pretending Santa was real and we then went onto all sorts of fictional
> characters and it went from there.

OK, so you somehow got from Santa, the jolly big fat red guy who gives presents to kids, to gettin' it on with dead people....
You people must have some fun conversations....

Unbeliever wrote:
> I see. Fair enough. Did anyone tried to convince you that Mario/Sonic
> is real?

Yoo tryin tae say taht he ain't real!?/


See? Witty like that.

Anyway, I'm off for a lecture, back later if I can.

> Her boyfreind was a vampire?


No! Vampires aren't dead!

> It was in Media, it started because some kid was being real witty and
> pretending Santa was real and we then went onto all sorts of fictional
> characters and it went from there.



I see. Fair enough. Did anyone tried to convince you that Mario/Sonic is real?

Unbeliever wrote:
> the doctor diagnoses her with a type of infection
> that you can only get from dead people!! I think you can guess what
> happened...

Her boyfreind was a vampire?

VenomByte wrote:
> "My client would like to plead not-guilty to necrophilia, Your
> Homour, on the ground that he believed the deceased to be a
> vampire."
>
> Fantastic. Why has nobobdy tired that before?


Maybe because no-one shagged a corpse? Although, and this is a true story, my friend was telling me that a girl she knows has a boyfriend who works in a morgue. Now they had a good sex life and everything was good until one day she went to have a check up because she was feeling a bit dodgy "down below". So she goes to the doctor to have it checked out and the doctor diagnoses her with a type of infection that you can only get from dead people!! I think you can guess what happened...

Unbeliever wrote:
> It means shagging a corpse.
>
> I don't think so because Vampire are not dead are they? Hang on, what
> class did you take to discuss such a strange topic?

It was in Media, it started because some kid was being real witty and pretending Santa was real and we then went onto all sorts of fictional characters and it went from there.

Goatboy wrote:
> No because a Vampire is
> (a) fictional
> (b) Undead - not dead

Yes true but a vampire (if real obviously) is dead, no heartbeat, pulse or nothing so technically counts right.

Didn't Buffy get it on with Angel at one time too? If I remember correctly Angel is a vampire as well, tut tut Buffy.

>Why has nobobdy tired that before?

tried*