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In a shock announcement today, Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town claimed that old Skool Nintendo mascot Mario has ate new boy Pikachu. Pikachu has been missing for somedays now and eye witnesses claim to of seen the little yellow rodent sliced up and served to Mario on a Pizza. Mario's Lawyers said:
"No comment".
Mario's official statement was a bit longer meanwhile saying:
"I phoneda the pizza placa up likea i alwaysa do and I askeda for a double Cheezea Pizza and Pikarami!"
Luigi, Mario's brother had a different story to tell:
"He did it and he enjoyed it, he has been jealous of the rat's popularity so he quickly killed and ate him!"
This report has been denied by Mario and his Lawyers claiming "Luigi wants the Platform genre for himself!". Charmander who has been terrified ever since Pikachu's dissapearence said:
"Char, charchar, charrrr, char char, charmander char!"
This deeply moving speech cause an angry riot to erupt throughout hyrule, Donkey Kong Country, Jhoto, Kanto and the Mushroom Kingdom. Link said:
"Goo goo ga ga!"
Whilst Donkey Kong said:
"Bannanas!!!!"
Special Agent Samus Arran is said to be in charge of the investigation, the female, metroid killing not so secret agent is apparently right now interviewing as many people as possible to get to the bottom of these shocking turn of events. More news as it unfolds.
"No comment".
Mario's official statement was a bit longer meanwhile saying:
"I phoneda the pizza placa up likea i alwaysa do and I askeda for a double Cheezea Pizza and Pikarami!"
Luigi, Mario's brother had a different story to tell:
"He did it and he enjoyed it, he has been jealous of the rat's popularity so he quickly killed and ate him!"
This report has been denied by Mario and his Lawyers claiming "Luigi wants the Platform genre for himself!". Charmander who has been terrified ever since Pikachu's dissapearence said:
"Char, charchar, charrrr, char char, charmander char!"
This deeply moving speech cause an angry riot to erupt throughout hyrule, Donkey Kong Country, Jhoto, Kanto and the Mushroom Kingdom. Link said:
"Goo goo ga ga!"
Whilst Donkey Kong said:
"Bannanas!!!!"
Special Agent Samus Arran is said to be in charge of the investigation, the female, metroid killing not so secret agent is apparently right now interviewing as many people as possible to get to the bottom of these shocking turn of events. More news as it unfolds.
In a shock announcement today, Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town claimed that old Skool Nintendo mascot Mario has ate new boy Pikachu. Pikachu has been missing for somedays now and eye witnesses claim to of seen the little yellow rodent sliced up and served to Mario on a Pizza. Mario's Lawyers said:
"No comment".
Mario's official statement was a bit longer meanwhile saying:
"I phoneda the pizza placa up likea i alwaysa do and I askeda for a double Cheezea Pizza and Pikarami!"
Luigi, Mario's brother had a different story to tell:
"He did it and he enjoyed it, he has been jealous of the rat's popularity so he quickly killed and ate him!"
This report has been denied by Mario and his Lawyers claiming "Luigi wants the Platform genre for himself!". Charmander who has been terrified ever since Pikachu's dissapearence said:
"Char, charchar, charrrr, char char, charmander char!"
This deeply moving speech cause an angry riot to erupt throughout hyrule, Donkey Kong Country, Jhoto, Kanto and the Mushroom Kingdom. Link said:
"Goo goo ga ga!"
Whilst Donkey Kong said:
"Bannanas!!!!"
Special Agent Samus Arran is said to be in charge of the investigation, the female, metroid killing not so secret agent is apparently right now interviewing as many people as possible to get to the bottom of these shocking turn of events. More news as it unfolds.
"No comment".
Mario's official statement was a bit longer meanwhile saying:
"I phoneda the pizza placa up likea i alwaysa do and I askeda for a double Cheezea Pizza and Pikarami!"
Luigi, Mario's brother had a different story to tell:
"He did it and he enjoyed it, he has been jealous of the rat's popularity so he quickly killed and ate him!"
This report has been denied by Mario and his Lawyers claiming "Luigi wants the Platform genre for himself!". Charmander who has been terrified ever since Pikachu's dissapearence said:
"Char, charchar, charrrr, char char, charmander char!"
This deeply moving speech cause an angry riot to erupt throughout hyrule, Donkey Kong Country, Jhoto, Kanto and the Mushroom Kingdom. Link said:
"Goo goo ga ga!"
Whilst Donkey Kong said:
"Bannanas!!!!"
Special Agent Samus Arran is said to be in charge of the investigation, the female, metroid killing not so secret agent is apparently right now interviewing as many people as possible to get to the bottom of these shocking turn of events. More news as it unfolds.
great
i cant wait
i cant wait
oh dear pikachu is dea. What a pity. Won't we all miss him.
Lord Semajal wrote:
> oh dear pikachu is dead. What a pity. Won't we all miss him.
There is no proof of this as of yet.
> oh dear pikachu is dead. What a pity. Won't we all miss him.
There is no proof of this as of yet.