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Welcome to a special edition of the Nintendo Weakest Link (if such a thing exists)! During this fantasy themed week we have with us today a selection of the finest Nintendo characters ever to grace the small screen. You know the rules; players have to create a chain of correct questions to build up a collection of mon…what does that say… coins?
(Mario) That’s-a right!
Anyway, back to the rules. Because you all have to jump back into your carts after a limited time three of you will be voted off after each round, to be decided by your teammates. Lets meet the team!
(Bond) The names Bond, James Bond. I’m a secret agent for M15.
(Mario) Its-a-me, Mario! I am-a plumber and all round superhero!
(Luigi) Hey, Mario you-a always go-a first! I am-a Luigi, a stupid-a ghost hunter.
(Pikachu) Pika! Pika-pikachu!
(Ganondorf) I try to take over the world…er…my current record is about 11 years of suspended time.
(Conker) Get on with it you p**face! I’m a beer-swilling squirrel…Ok!
(Link) Hello! I’m a Hylian hero (by the way the game show title is not a reflection on me)
(Donkey Kong) Hoo haa haa! I’m a bad guy turned good – has anyone seen K.rool?
(Banjo w/Kazooie) Nnnhaa! Were a bear and bird fighting combo!
(Anne) We’ve met the team, so lets play The Weakest Link!
(Anne) First question to Bond. First off, can I say I have been dying to meet you; maybe we can go back to my place after the show?
(Bond) Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? (author - subtle hint to popular West End play)
(Anne) No!! On with the quiz. Who was the Russian General you defeated in Goldeneye?
(Bond) Omorouv
(Anne) 100 coins! Mario, What was Peach’s name before it was changed?
(Mario) Er…Apricot?
(Anne) Wrong. Luigi, give me an example of a ghost.
(Luigi) Juan Veron, because-a every time he walk on the pitch-a, he disappear!
(Anne) Correct for 100 coins. Pikachu, what sort of sound does a train make to a baby?
(Pikachu) Pika…chu chu?
(Anne) Yes it is choo but I’m sorry, I have to accept your first answer. Ganondorf, how many pieces are there in the triforce?
(Ganondorf) Two?
(Link) Geez, have you been watching that crappy cartoon again (author - only hardcore Zelda fans will get that)
(Anne) Wrong. Conker, what was the name of the pub in Only Fools and Horses?
(Conker) That’s p*** easy, it’s the Nags Head. $*@&£*^!!!
(Anne) Correct. Link, who does Ganondorf look like?
(Link) Jasper Carrot?
(Anne) Correct, 100 coins. DK, a tomato is a fruit. True or False?
(DK) Hoo haa haa! That’s easy, it’s false.
(Mario) Mama mia!
(Anne) Correct. Banjo, what job does Mario do?
(Banjo) I don’t know, my employers at Rare won’t tell me.
(Kazooie) A drummer?
(Anne) No, sorry, he’s a plumber.
(Banjo) Thanks a lot, you red haired freak!
(Anne) I beg your pardon! I’ve never been so insulted in all my life…
(Banjo) No! I was talking about Kazooie.
(Anne) At the end of that round you had 100 coins. Utterly pathetic!
So, which one of you has gone bananas?
Whose brain has been shaken but not stirred?
Whose pipes need a plumber?
Who is the weakest link?
(Surveys voting cards, Banjo and Kazooie get 4 votes, DK gets 3 votes, Mario gets 1 vote)
(Anne) Luigi, why did you vote for Mario? Is it because he got a question wrong?
(Luigi) No, I just hate-a him!
(Mario) You were always-a jealous of me…
*a scuffle breaks out until Shigeru Miyamoto comes in and stops it*
(Anne) Sorry, DK, Mario and Banjo, you are the Weakest Links! Now, on to Round2. Bond, what was the name of your latest game?
(Bond) ‘The World is Not Enough’?
(Ganondorf) You can say that again!
(Anne) Correct, 100 coins. Luigi, whose Mansion did you recently exorcise of ghosts?
(Luigi) It belonged to-a Mr. Yamauchi. The house was full-a of his enemies!
(Anne) Correct, 200 coins. Pikachu, what is the 251st Pokemon?
(Pikachu) Pikachu?
(Anne) Wishful thinking, I’m afraid. Down to zero. This question is to Ganondorf and Link. Who would win in a scrap out of you two, no weapons, no spells, just rolled up sleeves, outside, now?
*Link and Ganondorf start fighting and once again, Shigeru Miyamoto is forced to intervene, but declares Ganondorf the winner*
(Ganondorf) Looks like I just showed you were the weakest, Link! (author - I know, I know, it’s a terrible pun)
(Anne) Immediate disqualification for both of you, it was supposed to be outside! Conker, this time without the use of profanity, what do you use to clean hair?
(Conker) Shampoo?
(Anne) I said without profanity, and that word contained poo. Sorry!
So, who has run out of HP?
Which one of you should be carted away? (author – I know, I did it again)
Vote who you think is the weakest link?
(Conker gets 1 vote; Pikachu 3, Link and Ganondorf are DQ)
(Anne) So the final is out of Luigi and James Bond! First one to answer wins…Who is the most recognisable Nintendo character?
(Luigi) I can’t say it…Ma…Mar…
(Bond) Mario?
(Anne) Yes, James Bond is the winner!!!
(Luigi) Aaah, not again-a, Mario you ruin-a everything!!!
Thanks for reading
RM18
(Mario) That’s-a right!
Anyway, back to the rules. Because you all have to jump back into your carts after a limited time three of you will be voted off after each round, to be decided by your teammates. Lets meet the team!
(Bond) The names Bond, James Bond. I’m a secret agent for M15.
(Mario) Its-a-me, Mario! I am-a plumber and all round superhero!
(Luigi) Hey, Mario you-a always go-a first! I am-a Luigi, a stupid-a ghost hunter.
(Pikachu) Pika! Pika-pikachu!
(Ganondorf) I try to take over the world…er…my current record is about 11 years of suspended time.
(Conker) Get on with it you p**face! I’m a beer-swilling squirrel…Ok!
(Link) Hello! I’m a Hylian hero (by the way the game show title is not a reflection on me)
(Donkey Kong) Hoo haa haa! I’m a bad guy turned good – has anyone seen K.rool?
(Banjo w/Kazooie) Nnnhaa! Were a bear and bird fighting combo!
(Anne) We’ve met the team, so lets play The Weakest Link!
(Anne) First question to Bond. First off, can I say I have been dying to meet you; maybe we can go back to my place after the show?
(Bond) Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? (author - subtle hint to popular West End play)
(Anne) No!! On with the quiz. Who was the Russian General you defeated in Goldeneye?
(Bond) Omorouv
(Anne) 100 coins! Mario, What was Peach’s name before it was changed?
(Mario) Er…Apricot?
(Anne) Wrong. Luigi, give me an example of a ghost.
(Luigi) Juan Veron, because-a every time he walk on the pitch-a, he disappear!
(Anne) Correct for 100 coins. Pikachu, what sort of sound does a train make to a baby?
(Pikachu) Pika…chu chu?
(Anne) Yes it is choo but I’m sorry, I have to accept your first answer. Ganondorf, how many pieces are there in the triforce?
(Ganondorf) Two?
(Link) Geez, have you been watching that crappy cartoon again (author - only hardcore Zelda fans will get that)
(Anne) Wrong. Conker, what was the name of the pub in Only Fools and Horses?
(Conker) That’s p*** easy, it’s the Nags Head. $*@&£*^!!!
(Anne) Correct. Link, who does Ganondorf look like?
(Link) Jasper Carrot?
(Anne) Correct, 100 coins. DK, a tomato is a fruit. True or False?
(DK) Hoo haa haa! That’s easy, it’s false.
(Mario) Mama mia!
(Anne) Correct. Banjo, what job does Mario do?
(Banjo) I don’t know, my employers at Rare won’t tell me.
(Kazooie) A drummer?
(Anne) No, sorry, he’s a plumber.
(Banjo) Thanks a lot, you red haired freak!
(Anne) I beg your pardon! I’ve never been so insulted in all my life…
(Banjo) No! I was talking about Kazooie.
(Anne) At the end of that round you had 100 coins. Utterly pathetic!
So, which one of you has gone bananas?
Whose brain has been shaken but not stirred?
Whose pipes need a plumber?
Who is the weakest link?
(Surveys voting cards, Banjo and Kazooie get 4 votes, DK gets 3 votes, Mario gets 1 vote)
(Anne) Luigi, why did you vote for Mario? Is it because he got a question wrong?
(Luigi) No, I just hate-a him!
(Mario) You were always-a jealous of me…
*a scuffle breaks out until Shigeru Miyamoto comes in and stops it*
(Anne) Sorry, DK, Mario and Banjo, you are the Weakest Links! Now, on to Round2. Bond, what was the name of your latest game?
(Bond) ‘The World is Not Enough’?
(Ganondorf) You can say that again!
(Anne) Correct, 100 coins. Luigi, whose Mansion did you recently exorcise of ghosts?
(Luigi) It belonged to-a Mr. Yamauchi. The house was full-a of his enemies!
(Anne) Correct, 200 coins. Pikachu, what is the 251st Pokemon?
(Pikachu) Pikachu?
(Anne) Wishful thinking, I’m afraid. Down to zero. This question is to Ganondorf and Link. Who would win in a scrap out of you two, no weapons, no spells, just rolled up sleeves, outside, now?
*Link and Ganondorf start fighting and once again, Shigeru Miyamoto is forced to intervene, but declares Ganondorf the winner*
(Ganondorf) Looks like I just showed you were the weakest, Link! (author - I know, I know, it’s a terrible pun)
(Anne) Immediate disqualification for both of you, it was supposed to be outside! Conker, this time without the use of profanity, what do you use to clean hair?
(Conker) Shampoo?
(Anne) I said without profanity, and that word contained poo. Sorry!
So, who has run out of HP?
Which one of you should be carted away? (author – I know, I did it again)
Vote who you think is the weakest link?
(Conker gets 1 vote; Pikachu 3, Link and Ganondorf are DQ)
(Anne) So the final is out of Luigi and James Bond! First one to answer wins…Who is the most recognisable Nintendo character?
(Luigi) I can’t say it…Ma…Mar…
(Bond) Mario?
(Anne) Yes, James Bond is the winner!!!
(Luigi) Aaah, not again-a, Mario you ruin-a everything!!!
Thanks for reading
RM18
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Heh
Not bad.
It's true abput Luigi though, what was the point in him.
(other than to have his own spin-offs and get loads a money)
There you go, as promised
Not bad.
It's true abput Luigi though, what was the point in him.
(other than to have his own spin-offs and get loads a money)
There you go, as promised
Is this the same as the one in prime??
Try not to post the same thing in more than one forum, even if people don't read it as it is rather annoying and may make people avoid reading it.
People will only read it if it interests them, don't try force them to read it.
Try not to post the same thing in more than one forum, even if people don't read it as it is rather annoying and may make people avoid reading it.
People will only read it if it interests them, don't try force them to read it.
Sorry!!! If you actually read it you might find it entertaining
Regular wrote:
> a certain amount of people where surveyed and asked if they knew whateach of the
> "ps2", GC and Xbox whe
Yeah but whats that got to do with this post?
It is a parody of the Weakest link if you could be bothered to read it
*mental note - ignore anything regular ever says or does*
> a certain amount of people where surveyed and asked if they knew whateach of the
> "ps2", GC and Xbox whe
Yeah but whats that got to do with this post?
It is a parody of the Weakest link if you could be bothered to read it
*mental note - ignore anything regular ever says or does*
a certain amount of people where surveyed and asked if they knew whateach of the "ps2", GC and Xbox where
Regular wrote:
> god 2 long and boring. Any one here that 66% of people knew what a PS2 was, 12%
> and xbox and 4% a Gamecube on a renect highstreet survey
Ninty doesnt stand a
> chance!
What are you talking about?
> god 2 long and boring. Any one here that 66% of people knew what a PS2 was, 12%
> and xbox and 4% a Gamecube on a renect highstreet survey
Ninty doesnt stand a
> chance!
What are you talking about?
I take it thats a no then...
god 2 long and boring. Any one here that 66% of people knew what a PS2 was, 12% and xbox and 4% a Gamecube on a renect highstreet survey
Ninty doesnt stand a chance!
Ninty doesnt stand a chance!
Is anybody out there?
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