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..."the twelve were imprisoned after Tendring services discovered the group of leaf clad worshippers (19 to 42 years old) and gnome druid (4ft 5" man, sporting 4ft beard) wearing traditional red merry hat and boots in response to a call reporting a disturbance of the peace."
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"...later released with only a caution because the caller turned out to be a hoax, but the hour or so spent in heated interview rooms meant that the foliage was at best skimpy resulting in the possible charge of indecent exposure."
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"...later released with only a caution because the caller turned out to be a hoax, but the hour or so spent in heated interview rooms meant that the foliage was at best skimpy resulting in the possible charge of indecent exposure."
before i go...
this story may have been a fabrication,
it was not my fault the 'uncontrollable urge to put some nonsense on the internet' made me do it
...also i wondered if there are many would-be gnome worshippers. let us see if google draws them here.
the end.
this story may have been a fabrication,
it was not my fault the 'uncontrollable urge to put some nonsense on the internet' made me do it
...also i wondered if there are many would-be gnome worshippers. let us see if google draws them here.
the end.
I can imagine the conversation in custody:
"Ok, then. What's this? Haven't you got a Gnome to go to?"
"Good one, sarge!"
"Isn't there mush-room in your own garden for this type of thing?"
"har har"
"Right, you bunch of fairies, I'm letting you off. But no getting your rods out..."
"Ok, then. What's this? Haven't you got a Gnome to go to?"
"Good one, sarge!"
"Isn't there mush-room in your own garden for this type of thing?"
"har har"
"Right, you bunch of fairies, I'm letting you off. But no getting your rods out..."
:D
..."the twelve were imprisoned after Tendring services discovered the group of leaf clad worshippers (19 to 42 years old) and gnome druid (4ft 5" man, sporting 4ft beard) wearing traditional red merry hat and boots in response to a call reporting a disturbance of the peace."
...
"...later released with only a caution because the caller turned out to be a hoax, but the hour or so spent in heated interview rooms meant that the foliage was at best skimpy resulting in the possible charge of indecent exposure."
...
"...later released with only a caution because the caller turned out to be a hoax, but the hour or so spent in heated interview rooms meant that the foliage was at best skimpy resulting in the possible charge of indecent exposure."