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cabbageboy's review.
A masterpiece?
> None - my dad copied it from the DVD for him :0)
Damn! Invisible option d... gets me every single time! ;-)
> Meka Dragons still a pervert.
My wife bought it for me for Xmas.
"Who would win between Aliens and Ghandi?"
"How many killings?"
"Loads!"
"Excellent"
> Okay.
Hannibal is an 18.
Thus we can reach the following conclusions from his
> review:
a) a foolish shopkeeper sold an 18 film to an 13 year old
b) the
> country's education system is a mess
c) He's a visionary genius, and while we
> may mock his blood-orientated review style one day in the future all reviews
> will be like this and future people, wearing their silver space age clothes will
> laugh at those who detracted from Cabbageboy, who will probably be their
> ruler.
Which think you?
None - my dad copied it from the DVD for him :0)
> Okay.
Hannibal is an 18.
Thus we can reach the following conclusions from his
> review:
a) a foolish shopkeeper sold an 18 film to an 13 year old
b) the
> country's education system is a mess
c) He's a visionary genius, and while we
> may mock his blood-orientated review style one day in the future all reviews
> will be like this and future people, wearing their silver space age clothes will
> laugh at those who detracted from Cabbageboy, who will probably be their
> ruler.
Which think you?
None - my dad copied it from the DVD for him :0)
>Oh look.. some
> perverts already reviewed it..
> ;-)
http://special.reserve.co.uk/reviews/review.php?custid=991332901
That'll be me then ;-)
Hannibal is an 18.
Thus we can reach the following conclusions from his review:
a) a foolish shopkeeper sold an 18 film to an 13 year old
b) the country's education system is a mess
c) He's a visionary genius, and while we may mock his blood-orientated review style one day in the future all reviews will be like this and future people, wearing their silver space age clothes will laugh at those who detracted from Cabbageboy, who will probably be their ruler.
Which think you?