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Taken from some dumb American source:
It was just an ordinary day in the suburbs of our beloved America. However, something nasty was afoot.
Young, innocent and harmless 8 year old Joey Hick was engrossed in his Nintendo Playstation video game console.
Joey would play this device of evil for 12 hours at a time on such games as “Tomb Raider”, where the player is encouraged to steal from graves, and “Doom” where you must kill aliens with big guns.
What Joey didn’t know was that the family hamster “Mr. Hamtaro” had escaped from his little cage and was roaming free in Joey’s bedroom.
Joey was in such a zombified trance because of his Nintendo that he didn’t notice poor Mr. Hamtaro on the floor. In a fit of “Video Game Rage” or VGR as we Americans call it, Joey jumped away from the Nintendo but accidentally stood on the hamster, killing him instantly.
Joey and his family have endured months of therapy trying to recover from the tragic loss of the much-loved family pet.
Joey’s mother, Britney Hick has filed a lawsuit for millions of dollars against the Nintendo death merchants, claiming it was their fault that Joey was in a trance and that they were directly responsible for the death of Mr. Hamtaro.
God bless Mr. Hamtaro.
God bless America.
It was just an ordinary day in the suburbs of our beloved America. However, something nasty was afoot.
Young, innocent and harmless 8 year old Joey Hick was engrossed in his Nintendo Playstation video game console.
Joey would play this device of evil for 12 hours at a time on such games as “Tomb Raider”, where the player is encouraged to steal from graves, and “Doom” where you must kill aliens with big guns.
What Joey didn’t know was that the family hamster “Mr. Hamtaro” had escaped from his little cage and was roaming free in Joey’s bedroom.
Joey was in such a zombified trance because of his Nintendo that he didn’t notice poor Mr. Hamtaro on the floor. In a fit of “Video Game Rage” or VGR as we Americans call it, Joey jumped away from the Nintendo but accidentally stood on the hamster, killing him instantly.
Joey and his family have endured months of therapy trying to recover from the tragic loss of the much-loved family pet.
Joey’s mother, Britney Hick has filed a lawsuit for millions of dollars against the Nintendo death merchants, claiming it was their fault that Joey was in a trance and that they were directly responsible for the death of Mr. Hamtaro.
God bless Mr. Hamtaro.
God bless America.
Haha!
Also very funny!
Especially the names of some of those people.
Hur hur hur at Britney Hick.
:D
Also very funny!
Especially the names of some of those people.
Hur hur hur at Britney Hick.
:D
Mr. Hamtaro
Britney Hick
Quality.
Britney Hick
Quality.
SHEEPY wrote:
> Don't copy my idea :P
Hmmm..just i was about to post mine i saw you had beaten me to it ;)
> Don't copy my idea :P
Hmmm..just i was about to post mine i saw you had beaten me to it ;)
Don't copy my idea :P
Taken from some dumb American source:
It was just an ordinary day in the suburbs of our beloved America. However, something nasty was afoot.
Young, innocent and harmless 8 year old Joey Hick was engrossed in his Nintendo Playstation video game console.
Joey would play this device of evil for 12 hours at a time on such games as “Tomb Raider”, where the player is encouraged to steal from graves, and “Doom” where you must kill aliens with big guns.
What Joey didn’t know was that the family hamster “Mr. Hamtaro” had escaped from his little cage and was roaming free in Joey’s bedroom.
Joey was in such a zombified trance because of his Nintendo that he didn’t notice poor Mr. Hamtaro on the floor. In a fit of “Video Game Rage” or VGR as we Americans call it, Joey jumped away from the Nintendo but accidentally stood on the hamster, killing him instantly.
Joey and his family have endured months of therapy trying to recover from the tragic loss of the much-loved family pet.
Joey’s mother, Britney Hick has filed a lawsuit for millions of dollars against the Nintendo death merchants, claiming it was their fault that Joey was in a trance and that they were directly responsible for the death of Mr. Hamtaro.
God bless Mr. Hamtaro.
God bless America.
It was just an ordinary day in the suburbs of our beloved America. However, something nasty was afoot.
Young, innocent and harmless 8 year old Joey Hick was engrossed in his Nintendo Playstation video game console.
Joey would play this device of evil for 12 hours at a time on such games as “Tomb Raider”, where the player is encouraged to steal from graves, and “Doom” where you must kill aliens with big guns.
What Joey didn’t know was that the family hamster “Mr. Hamtaro” had escaped from his little cage and was roaming free in Joey’s bedroom.
Joey was in such a zombified trance because of his Nintendo that he didn’t notice poor Mr. Hamtaro on the floor. In a fit of “Video Game Rage” or VGR as we Americans call it, Joey jumped away from the Nintendo but accidentally stood on the hamster, killing him instantly.
Joey and his family have endured months of therapy trying to recover from the tragic loss of the much-loved family pet.
Joey’s mother, Britney Hick has filed a lawsuit for millions of dollars against the Nintendo death merchants, claiming it was their fault that Joey was in a trance and that they were directly responsible for the death of Mr. Hamtaro.
God bless Mr. Hamtaro.
God bless America.