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Hello and welcome to Gameaday academy the show where 5 ordinary regulars will compete for the all time great prize ‘A year in the life of a notable’ (after the year is up they will of course have to go back to being a regular) so lets welcome our students:
[On runs Azul]
Now Azul likes talking in an Australian accent ever since the 007 spoof GADedeye, he lives in Hawick, Scotland and likes Idlewild and the Red Hot Chilli’s. His favourite films include Swordfish, Spy Game, Matrix, Star Wars and Jeepers Creepers he likes his comedy too with The Simpsons and Futurama as just two of his favourite films!
[Azul keeps waving whilst running and smashes straight into a wall and is knocked unconscious]
Uh yea we’ll get that seen to anyway on to our next regular;
He enjoys Eminem and winning GAD prize 3, he likes his horrors with resident evil being one of his favourite games and Urban Legend and 6th Sense being named as two of his favourite films. He lives in Leeds and enjoys his bed (??) he is a lazy [Bleep] and names sleeping as one of his past-times. Azul should have a good friend (if he comes back around) because he to likes the Simpsons. Welcome to the academy KYZ22!
[Kyz walks on screen looking sleepy and goes into the corner with the concust Azul]
The 3rd student to join the academy is Bazzman another fan of the bed he also likes his sequels with GTA3, MGS2 and SD3 being just a few of his favourite games. In the form of books he likes Thomas Harris with the Hannibal Lecter series having his full attention. Although never being a GAD winner he has clearly come close on several occasions and makes regular contributions to the site.
[Bazzman runs off to the corner waving at the crowd]
Now this self admitting evil woman likes nothing more than lord of the rings and reign of fire. Although she has this hot exterior she likes various kiddie programmes such as cardcaptors. Her favourite place is her room where she likes to watch the sunset. Hello HONEY BABE!!
[She walks on and goes over to the corner where she begins to chat up Azul before realising he has slipped back out of consciousness]
Our final contender likes his futuristic films such as The Matrix, The Fast And The Furious and Star Wars. He is a student at university and lives in Scotland like Azul. His pallet is varied where games are concerned with games such as Resident Evil to Mafia being named among others, And watch out for this shady fellow because he likes drunken sunsets! Welcome to the academy ALIBOY!!
[He staggers onstage apparently drunk but then stops and waves to the crowd]
The 5 students will now be escorted to the school where they will be taught how to be a notable standard poster the teacher (as we could only afford one notable) is Sheepy!
Sheepy: I intend to push these maggots into ship shape!
Uh ooook words of encourage there from Sheepy(??) as you know the Students will be in the academy for 5 days with one being expelled by Sheepy everyday [Sheepy looks smug] The reason for this one student out a day approach is simply to be like public schools are today!
Day 1:
The students are just settling in and Kyz22 has claimed the biggest bed (Claiming he needs more room for his GADs. Aliboy and Honey Babe are getting on exceedingly well and Bazzman seems to think he is god saying ‘The Bazzman has spoken’ every few minutes, oh yes and Azul has been lying in a corner recovering from his concussion.
Kyz22: Hey did you know I have 6 GADs!
Bazzman: Yes we know Ok we know! (The Bazzman has spoken)
Azul: Whaddaya say!? Germans invading where!
Honey babe: Uh right anyway Ali you were saying about you big carrot?
Aliboy: Yes you see two years ago I won a gardening contest! [Honey babe looks disappointed]
[Tannoy comes on]
Will all students please report to the hall where Sheepy will be giving you your first lesson in humour.
[Sheepy is sitting on a stool and commands all students to sit on the floor as Aliboy is taller than him]
Sheepy: Now the first lesson in comedy we will go over who is best to insult. Anyone?
Azul: Uh what!? SCOUSERS!?
Sheepy: That is correct Azul well done. Now Scousers are easy to make jokes of because of their reputed stupidity (which may or may not be true) now there are other people aswell the best being blondes and uh well blondes.
[Sheepy continues telling dirty jokes which make some of the contestants nearly retch (in the form of Honey Babe)]
[That night the five contestants are talking]
Kyz22: So what lured you into SR for me it was the GAD prizes uh I mean the forums [looks edgy]
Bazzman: Oh I just wanted to see the new releases
[Meanwhile Sheepy has just announced Azul as his first expelled student]
[After the announcement guards rush in and forcefully remove Azul (who is now going on about the Taliban) all of the 4 remaining contenders fall asleep]
There was the first day in the academy and it seems all 4 of our students are getting along greatly!
Day 2:
Hello it is day 2 in the academy and rivalries are beginning to arise…
[Kyz22 and Bazzman are in the bedroom arguing bout GAD]
Kyz22: Well I have won an average of 1 GAD every 10 days I have been here!
Bazzman: I may not have won GAD but I have been on this site for over 550 days!
Kyz22: Yea yea its quality not quantity!
[Meanwhile Honey babe and Aliboy are just about to get ‘heavy’ when the tannoy comes on]
Will all students please come to the hall where Sheepy will give you a lesson on grammar.
[The students spend a few hours with Sheepy telling them that they need full stops at the start of sentences and that ‘To be or not to be’ Is definitely not the question just a load of waffle]
Sheepy: I am evicti- uh I mean expelling Honey Babe because she is disrupting the others
[Honey babe is taken from the building and Kyz22 goes into the ‘Private room’ to speak to a wall]
Kyz22: I will win this I can do it!
Voice: Yes you can. You are the last girl in there so you have a valuable advantage!
Kyz22: What! I’m not a girl!
Voice: No sure you’re not mate you keep telling yourself that.
Kyz22: Thank you. I will just have to ‘keep grinding and grinding’ I will be a notable!
Voice: Only for a year mind!
Day 3:
After yesterdays expelling the students really are trying now well all but Kyz22…
Aliboy: What do you think to this Bazzman.. Ahem! ‘Back in the days when I was but a JAT those old old days when Mr Jackson was still black’
Bazzman: Cool! Witty and funny! Kyz get up you have to do work or you will get expelled [After realising he hasn’t said it in a while] I AM GOD!
Kyz22: I don’t care any more!
Aliboy: Oh sorry are you missing your parents?
Kyz22: Oh Hell no! I’m missing winning GAD!
Aliboy: Oh forget it1
Tannoy: Will all students please report to the hall where Sheepy is giving you a lesson on ‘How to insult JAT’s and nOObs.
[Sheepy wastes- I mean spends more time telling the last 3 how to insult and then at the end he has an announcement]
Sheepy: Today one of you will be going to E3 [excited murmurs from the 3] this person I think has done exceedingly well; and came up with a great rhyme congratulations Aliboy!
[Aliboy goes out that night and when he comes back (totally off his head) Kyz22 has been expelled]
Bazzman: [Kind of jealously] Did you have a good time?
Aliboy: Wharra good time it were but back in my day!
Bazzman: [incredulously] Are you drunk!?
Aliboy: So whad if I am!
Bazzman: [under his breath] I wish I were drunk…
Day 4:
The remaining 2 friends just slept and talked today and it would appear the editors where to lazy to make them do anything except talk!
Aliboy: Arrrgh my head!
Bazzman: [under breath] Hehe hitting him worked! [loudly now] Oh yes it will be the booze from last night.
Aliboy: So are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Bazzman: Of course I am one of us will be a notable!
Aliboy: Yea It would be great wouldn’t it? What would you do?
Bazzman: I think I would just post a tonne of stuff to win loads of Gads [demonic glint in eye]
Aliboy: Now that would be cool!
[Both fall back to sleep]
Day 5 (The End show)
Hello today we have spent the remainder of our budget on getting comments from a few notables (as in 3)
Grix Thraves: I am going to say Bazzman for his consistent attempts at GADs [thinking the camera has gone off] but he will never beat me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Edgy: I think Aliboy should get it he seems to have computing knowledge with the making of special observe and he apparently has a lot of talent.
Pb: I really don’t care the two that are left are both great!
Thank you notables [applause from crowd] for those great and somewhat confusing comments! Now Sheepy what did you think to this week?
Sheepy: I loved it I really did I had such authority! YEA I KNOW! Anyway the standard of the posts some of these have done is astounding so whoever wins will be a worthy winner!
Aliboy: Please vote for me! I would make the forums a better place for all and I would stay posting not just go away!
Bazzman: I am your worthy winner! I haven’t won GAD I am in it for the humour and friends! I should be the true notable!
Great speeches there guys.And so here we end you vote for your winner!
After 3 days:
Oh are you still here? Well I guess we’d better tell you who won?
Congratulations… ALIBOY! You will get to live the life of a notable for a whole year how do you feel
Aliboy:[excitedly] Wow I feel, I feel-
[Camera cuts off and news 24 takes over]
[On runs Azul]
Now Azul likes talking in an Australian accent ever since the 007 spoof GADedeye, he lives in Hawick, Scotland and likes Idlewild and the Red Hot Chilli’s. His favourite films include Swordfish, Spy Game, Matrix, Star Wars and Jeepers Creepers he likes his comedy too with The Simpsons and Futurama as just two of his favourite films!
[Azul keeps waving whilst running and smashes straight into a wall and is knocked unconscious]
Uh yea we’ll get that seen to anyway on to our next regular;
He enjoys Eminem and winning GAD prize 3, he likes his horrors with resident evil being one of his favourite games and Urban Legend and 6th Sense being named as two of his favourite films. He lives in Leeds and enjoys his bed (??) he is a lazy [Bleep] and names sleeping as one of his past-times. Azul should have a good friend (if he comes back around) because he to likes the Simpsons. Welcome to the academy KYZ22!
[Kyz walks on screen looking sleepy and goes into the corner with the concust Azul]
The 3rd student to join the academy is Bazzman another fan of the bed he also likes his sequels with GTA3, MGS2 and SD3 being just a few of his favourite games. In the form of books he likes Thomas Harris with the Hannibal Lecter series having his full attention. Although never being a GAD winner he has clearly come close on several occasions and makes regular contributions to the site.
[Bazzman runs off to the corner waving at the crowd]
Now this self admitting evil woman likes nothing more than lord of the rings and reign of fire. Although she has this hot exterior she likes various kiddie programmes such as cardcaptors. Her favourite place is her room where she likes to watch the sunset. Hello HONEY BABE!!
[She walks on and goes over to the corner where she begins to chat up Azul before realising he has slipped back out of consciousness]
Our final contender likes his futuristic films such as The Matrix, The Fast And The Furious and Star Wars. He is a student at university and lives in Scotland like Azul. His pallet is varied where games are concerned with games such as Resident Evil to Mafia being named among others, And watch out for this shady fellow because he likes drunken sunsets! Welcome to the academy ALIBOY!!
[He staggers onstage apparently drunk but then stops and waves to the crowd]
The 5 students will now be escorted to the school where they will be taught how to be a notable standard poster the teacher (as we could only afford one notable) is Sheepy!
Sheepy: I intend to push these maggots into ship shape!
Uh ooook words of encourage there from Sheepy(??) as you know the Students will be in the academy for 5 days with one being expelled by Sheepy everyday [Sheepy looks smug] The reason for this one student out a day approach is simply to be like public schools are today!
Day 1:
The students are just settling in and Kyz22 has claimed the biggest bed (Claiming he needs more room for his GADs. Aliboy and Honey Babe are getting on exceedingly well and Bazzman seems to think he is god saying ‘The Bazzman has spoken’ every few minutes, oh yes and Azul has been lying in a corner recovering from his concussion.
Kyz22: Hey did you know I have 6 GADs!
Bazzman: Yes we know Ok we know! (The Bazzman has spoken)
Azul: Whaddaya say!? Germans invading where!
Honey babe: Uh right anyway Ali you were saying about you big carrot?
Aliboy: Yes you see two years ago I won a gardening contest! [Honey babe looks disappointed]
[Tannoy comes on]
Will all students please report to the hall where Sheepy will be giving you your first lesson in humour.
[Sheepy is sitting on a stool and commands all students to sit on the floor as Aliboy is taller than him]
Sheepy: Now the first lesson in comedy we will go over who is best to insult. Anyone?
Azul: Uh what!? SCOUSERS!?
Sheepy: That is correct Azul well done. Now Scousers are easy to make jokes of because of their reputed stupidity (which may or may not be true) now there are other people aswell the best being blondes and uh well blondes.
[Sheepy continues telling dirty jokes which make some of the contestants nearly retch (in the form of Honey Babe)]
[That night the five contestants are talking]
Kyz22: So what lured you into SR for me it was the GAD prizes uh I mean the forums [looks edgy]
Bazzman: Oh I just wanted to see the new releases
[Meanwhile Sheepy has just announced Azul as his first expelled student]
[After the announcement guards rush in and forcefully remove Azul (who is now going on about the Taliban) all of the 4 remaining contenders fall asleep]
There was the first day in the academy and it seems all 4 of our students are getting along greatly!
Day 2:
Hello it is day 2 in the academy and rivalries are beginning to arise…
[Kyz22 and Bazzman are in the bedroom arguing bout GAD]
Kyz22: Well I have won an average of 1 GAD every 10 days I have been here!
Bazzman: I may not have won GAD but I have been on this site for over 550 days!
Kyz22: Yea yea its quality not quantity!
[Meanwhile Honey babe and Aliboy are just about to get ‘heavy’ when the tannoy comes on]
Will all students please come to the hall where Sheepy will give you a lesson on grammar.
[The students spend a few hours with Sheepy telling them that they need full stops at the start of sentences and that ‘To be or not to be’ Is definitely not the question just a load of waffle]
Sheepy: I am evicti- uh I mean expelling Honey Babe because she is disrupting the others
[Honey babe is taken from the building and Kyz22 goes into the ‘Private room’ to speak to a wall]
Kyz22: I will win this I can do it!
Voice: Yes you can. You are the last girl in there so you have a valuable advantage!
Kyz22: What! I’m not a girl!
Voice: No sure you’re not mate you keep telling yourself that.
Kyz22: Thank you. I will just have to ‘keep grinding and grinding’ I will be a notable!
Voice: Only for a year mind!
Day 3:
After yesterdays expelling the students really are trying now well all but Kyz22…
Aliboy: What do you think to this Bazzman.. Ahem! ‘Back in the days when I was but a JAT those old old days when Mr Jackson was still black’
Bazzman: Cool! Witty and funny! Kyz get up you have to do work or you will get expelled [After realising he hasn’t said it in a while] I AM GOD!
Kyz22: I don’t care any more!
Aliboy: Oh sorry are you missing your parents?
Kyz22: Oh Hell no! I’m missing winning GAD!
Aliboy: Oh forget it1
Tannoy: Will all students please report to the hall where Sheepy is giving you a lesson on ‘How to insult JAT’s and nOObs.
[Sheepy wastes- I mean spends more time telling the last 3 how to insult and then at the end he has an announcement]
Sheepy: Today one of you will be going to E3 [excited murmurs from the 3] this person I think has done exceedingly well; and came up with a great rhyme congratulations Aliboy!
[Aliboy goes out that night and when he comes back (totally off his head) Kyz22 has been expelled]
Bazzman: [Kind of jealously] Did you have a good time?
Aliboy: Wharra good time it were but back in my day!
Bazzman: [incredulously] Are you drunk!?
Aliboy: So whad if I am!
Bazzman: [under his breath] I wish I were drunk…
Day 4:
The remaining 2 friends just slept and talked today and it would appear the editors where to lazy to make them do anything except talk!
Aliboy: Arrrgh my head!
Bazzman: [under breath] Hehe hitting him worked! [loudly now] Oh yes it will be the booze from last night.
Aliboy: So are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Bazzman: Of course I am one of us will be a notable!
Aliboy: Yea It would be great wouldn’t it? What would you do?
Bazzman: I think I would just post a tonne of stuff to win loads of Gads [demonic glint in eye]
Aliboy: Now that would be cool!
[Both fall back to sleep]
Day 5 (The End show)
Hello today we have spent the remainder of our budget on getting comments from a few notables (as in 3)
Grix Thraves: I am going to say Bazzman for his consistent attempts at GADs [thinking the camera has gone off] but he will never beat me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Edgy: I think Aliboy should get it he seems to have computing knowledge with the making of special observe and he apparently has a lot of talent.
Pb: I really don’t care the two that are left are both great!
Thank you notables [applause from crowd] for those great and somewhat confusing comments! Now Sheepy what did you think to this week?
Sheepy: I loved it I really did I had such authority! YEA I KNOW! Anyway the standard of the posts some of these have done is astounding so whoever wins will be a worthy winner!
Aliboy: Please vote for me! I would make the forums a better place for all and I would stay posting not just go away!
Bazzman: I am your worthy winner! I haven’t won GAD I am in it for the humour and friends! I should be the true notable!
Great speeches there guys.And so here we end you vote for your winner!
After 3 days:
Oh are you still here? Well I guess we’d better tell you who won?
Congratulations… ALIBOY! You will get to live the life of a notable for a whole year how do you feel
Aliboy:[excitedly] Wow I feel, I feel-
[Camera cuts off and news 24 takes over]
Hello and welcome to Gameaday academy the show where 5 ordinary regulars will compete for the all time great prize ‘A year in the life of a notable’ (after the year is up they will of course have to go back to being a regular) so lets welcome our students:
[On runs Azul]
Now Azul likes talking in an Australian accent ever since the 007 spoof GADedeye, he lives in Hawick, Scotland and likes Idlewild and the Red Hot Chilli’s. His favourite films include Swordfish, Spy Game, Matrix, Star Wars and Jeepers Creepers he likes his comedy too with The Simpsons and Futurama as just two of his favourite films!
[Azul keeps waving whilst running and smashes straight into a wall and is knocked unconscious]
Uh yea we’ll get that seen to anyway on to our next regular;
He enjoys Eminem and winning GAD prize 3, he likes his horrors with resident evil being one of his favourite games and Urban Legend and 6th Sense being named as two of his favourite films. He lives in Leeds and enjoys his bed (??) he is a lazy [Bleep] and names sleeping as one of his past-times. Azul should have a good friend (if he comes back around) because he to likes the Simpsons. Welcome to the academy KYZ22!
[Kyz walks on screen looking sleepy and goes into the corner with the concust Azul]
The 3rd student to join the academy is Bazzman another fan of the bed he also likes his sequels with GTA3, MGS2 and SD3 being just a few of his favourite games. In the form of books he likes Thomas Harris with the Hannibal Lecter series having his full attention. Although never being a GAD winner he has clearly come close on several occasions and makes regular contributions to the site.
[Bazzman runs off to the corner waving at the crowd]
Now this self admitting evil woman likes nothing more than lord of the rings and reign of fire. Although she has this hot exterior she likes various kiddie programmes such as cardcaptors. Her favourite place is her room where she likes to watch the sunset. Hello HONEY BABE!!
[She walks on and goes over to the corner where she begins to chat up Azul before realising he has slipped back out of consciousness]
Our final contender likes his futuristic films such as The Matrix, The Fast And The Furious and Star Wars. He is a student at university and lives in Scotland like Azul. His pallet is varied where games are concerned with games such as Resident Evil to Mafia being named among others, And watch out for this shady fellow because he likes drunken sunsets! Welcome to the academy ALIBOY!!
[He staggers onstage apparently drunk but then stops and waves to the crowd]
The 5 students will now be escorted to the school where they will be taught how to be a notable standard poster the teacher (as we could only afford one notable) is Sheepy!
Sheepy: I intend to push these maggots into ship shape!
Uh ooook words of encourage there from Sheepy(??) as you know the Students will be in the academy for 5 days with one being expelled by Sheepy everyday [Sheepy looks smug] The reason for this one student out a day approach is simply to be like public schools are today!
Day 1:
The students are just settling in and Kyz22 has claimed the biggest bed (Claiming he needs more room for his GADs. Aliboy and Honey Babe are getting on exceedingly well and Bazzman seems to think he is god saying ‘The Bazzman has spoken’ every few minutes, oh yes and Azul has been lying in a corner recovering from his concussion.
Kyz22: Hey did you know I have 6 GADs!
Bazzman: Yes we know Ok we know! (The Bazzman has spoken)
Azul: Whaddaya say!? Germans invading where!
Honey babe: Uh right anyway Ali you were saying about you big carrot?
Aliboy: Yes you see two years ago I won a gardening contest! [Honey babe looks disappointed]
[Tannoy comes on]
Will all students please report to the hall where Sheepy will be giving you your first lesson in humour.
[Sheepy is sitting on a stool and commands all students to sit on the floor as Aliboy is taller than him]
Sheepy: Now the first lesson in comedy we will go over who is best to insult. Anyone?
Azul: Uh what!? SCOUSERS!?
Sheepy: That is correct Azul well done. Now Scousers are easy to make jokes of because of their reputed stupidity (which may or may not be true) now there are other people aswell the best being blondes and uh well blondes.
[Sheepy continues telling dirty jokes which make some of the contestants nearly retch (in the form of Honey Babe)]
[That night the five contestants are talking]
Kyz22: So what lured you into SR for me it was the GAD prizes uh I mean the forums [looks edgy]
Bazzman: Oh I just wanted to see the new releases
[Meanwhile Sheepy has just announced Azul as his first expelled student]
[After the announcement guards rush in and forcefully remove Azul (who is now going on about the Taliban) all of the 4 remaining contenders fall asleep]
There was the first day in the academy and it seems all 4 of our students are getting along greatly!
Day 2:
Hello it is day 2 in the academy and rivalries are beginning to arise…
[Kyz22 and Bazzman are in the bedroom arguing bout GAD]
Kyz22: Well I have won an average of 1 GAD every 10 days I have been here!
Bazzman: I may not have won GAD but I have been on this site for over 550 days!
Kyz22: Yea yea its quality not quantity!
[Meanwhile Honey babe and Aliboy are just about to get ‘heavy’ when the tannoy comes on]
Will all students please come to the hall where Sheepy will give you a lesson on grammar.
[The students spend a few hours with Sheepy telling them that they need full stops at the start of sentences and that ‘To be or not to be’ Is definitely not the question just a load of waffle]
Sheepy: I am evicti- uh I mean expelling Honey Babe because she is disrupting the others
[Honey babe is taken from the building and Kyz22 goes into the ‘Private room’ to speak to a wall]
Kyz22: I will win this I can do it!
Voice: Yes you can. You are the last girl in there so you have a valuable advantage!
Kyz22: What! I’m not a girl!
Voice: No sure you’re not mate you keep telling yourself that.
Kyz22: Thank you. I will just have to ‘keep grinding and grinding’ I will be a notable!
Voice: Only for a year mind!
Day 3:
After yesterdays expelling the students really are trying now well all but Kyz22…
Aliboy: What do you think to this Bazzman.. Ahem! ‘Back in the days when I was but a JAT those old old days when Mr Jackson was still black’
Bazzman: Cool! Witty and funny! Kyz get up you have to do work or you will get expelled [After realising he hasn’t said it in a while] I AM GOD!
Kyz22: I don’t care any more!
Aliboy: Oh sorry are you missing your parents?
Kyz22: Oh Hell no! I’m missing winning GAD!
Aliboy: Oh forget it1
Tannoy: Will all students please report to the hall where Sheepy is giving you a lesson on ‘How to insult JAT’s and nOObs.
[Sheepy wastes- I mean spends more time telling the last 3 how to insult and then at the end he has an announcement]
Sheepy: Today one of you will be going to E3 [excited murmurs from the 3] this person I think has done exceedingly well; and came up with a great rhyme congratulations Aliboy!
[Aliboy goes out that night and when he comes back (totally off his head) Kyz22 has been expelled]
Bazzman: [Kind of jealously] Did you have a good time?
Aliboy: Wharra good time it were but back in my day!
Bazzman: [incredulously] Are you drunk!?
Aliboy: So whad if I am!
Bazzman: [under his breath] I wish I were drunk…
Day 4:
The remaining 2 friends just slept and talked today and it would appear the editors where to lazy to make them do anything except talk!
Aliboy: Arrrgh my head!
Bazzman: [under breath] Hehe hitting him worked! [loudly now] Oh yes it will be the booze from last night.
Aliboy: So are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Bazzman: Of course I am one of us will be a notable!
Aliboy: Yea It would be great wouldn’t it? What would you do?
Bazzman: I think I would just post a tonne of stuff to win loads of Gads [demonic glint in eye]
Aliboy: Now that would be cool!
[Both fall back to sleep]
Day 5 (The End show)
Hello today we have spent the remainder of our budget on getting comments from a few notables (as in 3)
Grix Thraves: I am going to say Bazzman for his consistent attempts at GADs [thinking the camera has gone off] but he will never beat me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Edgy: I think Aliboy should get it he seems to have computing knowledge with the making of special observe and he apparently has a lot of talent.
Pb: I really don’t care the two that are left are both great!
Thank you notables [applause from crowd] for those great and somewhat confusing comments! Now Sheepy what did you think to this week?
Sheepy: I loved it I really did I had such authority! YEA I KNOW! Anyway the standard of the posts some of these have done is astounding so whoever wins will be a worthy winner!
Aliboy: Please vote for me! I would make the forums a better place for all and I would stay posting not just go away!
Bazzman: I am your worthy winner! I haven’t won GAD I am in it for the humour and friends! I should be the true notable!
Great speeches there guys.And so here we end you vote for your winner!
After 3 days:
Oh are you still here? Well I guess we’d better tell you who won?
Congratulations… ALIBOY! You will get to live the life of a notable for a whole year how do you feel
Aliboy:[excitedly] Wow I feel, I feel-
[Camera cuts off and news 24 takes over]
[On runs Azul]
Now Azul likes talking in an Australian accent ever since the 007 spoof GADedeye, he lives in Hawick, Scotland and likes Idlewild and the Red Hot Chilli’s. His favourite films include Swordfish, Spy Game, Matrix, Star Wars and Jeepers Creepers he likes his comedy too with The Simpsons and Futurama as just two of his favourite films!
[Azul keeps waving whilst running and smashes straight into a wall and is knocked unconscious]
Uh yea we’ll get that seen to anyway on to our next regular;
He enjoys Eminem and winning GAD prize 3, he likes his horrors with resident evil being one of his favourite games and Urban Legend and 6th Sense being named as two of his favourite films. He lives in Leeds and enjoys his bed (??) he is a lazy [Bleep] and names sleeping as one of his past-times. Azul should have a good friend (if he comes back around) because he to likes the Simpsons. Welcome to the academy KYZ22!
[Kyz walks on screen looking sleepy and goes into the corner with the concust Azul]
The 3rd student to join the academy is Bazzman another fan of the bed he also likes his sequels with GTA3, MGS2 and SD3 being just a few of his favourite games. In the form of books he likes Thomas Harris with the Hannibal Lecter series having his full attention. Although never being a GAD winner he has clearly come close on several occasions and makes regular contributions to the site.
[Bazzman runs off to the corner waving at the crowd]
Now this self admitting evil woman likes nothing more than lord of the rings and reign of fire. Although she has this hot exterior she likes various kiddie programmes such as cardcaptors. Her favourite place is her room where she likes to watch the sunset. Hello HONEY BABE!!
[She walks on and goes over to the corner where she begins to chat up Azul before realising he has slipped back out of consciousness]
Our final contender likes his futuristic films such as The Matrix, The Fast And The Furious and Star Wars. He is a student at university and lives in Scotland like Azul. His pallet is varied where games are concerned with games such as Resident Evil to Mafia being named among others, And watch out for this shady fellow because he likes drunken sunsets! Welcome to the academy ALIBOY!!
[He staggers onstage apparently drunk but then stops and waves to the crowd]
The 5 students will now be escorted to the school where they will be taught how to be a notable standard poster the teacher (as we could only afford one notable) is Sheepy!
Sheepy: I intend to push these maggots into ship shape!
Uh ooook words of encourage there from Sheepy(??) as you know the Students will be in the academy for 5 days with one being expelled by Sheepy everyday [Sheepy looks smug] The reason for this one student out a day approach is simply to be like public schools are today!
Day 1:
The students are just settling in and Kyz22 has claimed the biggest bed (Claiming he needs more room for his GADs. Aliboy and Honey Babe are getting on exceedingly well and Bazzman seems to think he is god saying ‘The Bazzman has spoken’ every few minutes, oh yes and Azul has been lying in a corner recovering from his concussion.
Kyz22: Hey did you know I have 6 GADs!
Bazzman: Yes we know Ok we know! (The Bazzman has spoken)
Azul: Whaddaya say!? Germans invading where!
Honey babe: Uh right anyway Ali you were saying about you big carrot?
Aliboy: Yes you see two years ago I won a gardening contest! [Honey babe looks disappointed]
[Tannoy comes on]
Will all students please report to the hall where Sheepy will be giving you your first lesson in humour.
[Sheepy is sitting on a stool and commands all students to sit on the floor as Aliboy is taller than him]
Sheepy: Now the first lesson in comedy we will go over who is best to insult. Anyone?
Azul: Uh what!? SCOUSERS!?
Sheepy: That is correct Azul well done. Now Scousers are easy to make jokes of because of their reputed stupidity (which may or may not be true) now there are other people aswell the best being blondes and uh well blondes.
[Sheepy continues telling dirty jokes which make some of the contestants nearly retch (in the form of Honey Babe)]
[That night the five contestants are talking]
Kyz22: So what lured you into SR for me it was the GAD prizes uh I mean the forums [looks edgy]
Bazzman: Oh I just wanted to see the new releases
[Meanwhile Sheepy has just announced Azul as his first expelled student]
[After the announcement guards rush in and forcefully remove Azul (who is now going on about the Taliban) all of the 4 remaining contenders fall asleep]
There was the first day in the academy and it seems all 4 of our students are getting along greatly!
Day 2:
Hello it is day 2 in the academy and rivalries are beginning to arise…
[Kyz22 and Bazzman are in the bedroom arguing bout GAD]
Kyz22: Well I have won an average of 1 GAD every 10 days I have been here!
Bazzman: I may not have won GAD but I have been on this site for over 550 days!
Kyz22: Yea yea its quality not quantity!
[Meanwhile Honey babe and Aliboy are just about to get ‘heavy’ when the tannoy comes on]
Will all students please come to the hall where Sheepy will give you a lesson on grammar.
[The students spend a few hours with Sheepy telling them that they need full stops at the start of sentences and that ‘To be or not to be’ Is definitely not the question just a load of waffle]
Sheepy: I am evicti- uh I mean expelling Honey Babe because she is disrupting the others
[Honey babe is taken from the building and Kyz22 goes into the ‘Private room’ to speak to a wall]
Kyz22: I will win this I can do it!
Voice: Yes you can. You are the last girl in there so you have a valuable advantage!
Kyz22: What! I’m not a girl!
Voice: No sure you’re not mate you keep telling yourself that.
Kyz22: Thank you. I will just have to ‘keep grinding and grinding’ I will be a notable!
Voice: Only for a year mind!
Day 3:
After yesterdays expelling the students really are trying now well all but Kyz22…
Aliboy: What do you think to this Bazzman.. Ahem! ‘Back in the days when I was but a JAT those old old days when Mr Jackson was still black’
Bazzman: Cool! Witty and funny! Kyz get up you have to do work or you will get expelled [After realising he hasn’t said it in a while] I AM GOD!
Kyz22: I don’t care any more!
Aliboy: Oh sorry are you missing your parents?
Kyz22: Oh Hell no! I’m missing winning GAD!
Aliboy: Oh forget it1
Tannoy: Will all students please report to the hall where Sheepy is giving you a lesson on ‘How to insult JAT’s and nOObs.
[Sheepy wastes- I mean spends more time telling the last 3 how to insult and then at the end he has an announcement]
Sheepy: Today one of you will be going to E3 [excited murmurs from the 3] this person I think has done exceedingly well; and came up with a great rhyme congratulations Aliboy!
[Aliboy goes out that night and when he comes back (totally off his head) Kyz22 has been expelled]
Bazzman: [Kind of jealously] Did you have a good time?
Aliboy: Wharra good time it were but back in my day!
Bazzman: [incredulously] Are you drunk!?
Aliboy: So whad if I am!
Bazzman: [under his breath] I wish I were drunk…
Day 4:
The remaining 2 friends just slept and talked today and it would appear the editors where to lazy to make them do anything except talk!
Aliboy: Arrrgh my head!
Bazzman: [under breath] Hehe hitting him worked! [loudly now] Oh yes it will be the booze from last night.
Aliboy: So are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Bazzman: Of course I am one of us will be a notable!
Aliboy: Yea It would be great wouldn’t it? What would you do?
Bazzman: I think I would just post a tonne of stuff to win loads of Gads [demonic glint in eye]
Aliboy: Now that would be cool!
[Both fall back to sleep]
Day 5 (The End show)
Hello today we have spent the remainder of our budget on getting comments from a few notables (as in 3)
Grix Thraves: I am going to say Bazzman for his consistent attempts at GADs [thinking the camera has gone off] but he will never beat me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Edgy: I think Aliboy should get it he seems to have computing knowledge with the making of special observe and he apparently has a lot of talent.
Pb: I really don’t care the two that are left are both great!
Thank you notables [applause from crowd] for those great and somewhat confusing comments! Now Sheepy what did you think to this week?
Sheepy: I loved it I really did I had such authority! YEA I KNOW! Anyway the standard of the posts some of these have done is astounding so whoever wins will be a worthy winner!
Aliboy: Please vote for me! I would make the forums a better place for all and I would stay posting not just go away!
Bazzman: I am your worthy winner! I haven’t won GAD I am in it for the humour and friends! I should be the true notable!
Great speeches there guys.And so here we end you vote for your winner!
After 3 days:
Oh are you still here? Well I guess we’d better tell you who won?
Congratulations… ALIBOY! You will get to live the life of a notable for a whole year how do you feel
Aliboy:[excitedly] Wow I feel, I feel-
[Camera cuts off and news 24 takes over]
may i ask what this post is for???
Alan Rudd wrote:
> may i ask what this post is for???
its a gad attempt and he probabley thinks he asher d doing this
> may i ask what this post is for???
its a gad attempt and he probabley thinks he asher d doing this
its a gad attempt and he probabley thinks he asher d doing this
o ok
o ok
Great stuff, except my abrupt disappearance.
See, if the parodies were more like this then I'd read them more often.
This was entertaining.
This was entertaining.
Thank you and Madman do you realise that scentence doesn't really make any sense?
Rapid Fire wrote:
>Madman do you realise that scentence doesn't really make
> any sense?
Don't mind him. None of his sentances make any sense.
>Madman do you realise that scentence doesn't really make
> any sense?
Don't mind him. None of his sentances make any sense.
Ainsley is a fool and I'm glad he is gone.
Thanks for that enlightening comment Tom ;) I guess he's... well a bit ... mad?