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Patty English man,Patty scots man and Patty Irish man all went to heaven and at the gates talked to ST Peter.
St Peter told them that you would have the time of your life but don't step on a duck.
The three thought ok there will be no ducks in heaven and when they pasted the gates everywhere was covered with ducks.
Patty English man steped on one and St Peter came over and said ok you have to spend all your time with this women and the women was completely ugly with a beard.
Patty scot man did the same thing and St Peter came and gave him an ugly women which he had to spend time with.
Patty Irish man never stepped on anything and a couple of months pasted and St Peter came over with a beautiful girl and he said to he were you rewarded to and she says "I stood on a Duck."
Meaning she got stuck with the ugly man Patty Irish man.
Coley.
St Peter told them that you would have the time of your life but don't step on a duck.
The three thought ok there will be no ducks in heaven and when they pasted the gates everywhere was covered with ducks.
Patty English man steped on one and St Peter came over and said ok you have to spend all your time with this women and the women was completely ugly with a beard.
Patty scot man did the same thing and St Peter came and gave him an ugly women which he had to spend time with.
Patty Irish man never stepped on anything and a couple of months pasted and St Peter came over with a beautiful girl and he said to he were you rewarded to and she says "I stood on a Duck."
Meaning she got stuck with the ugly man Patty Irish man.
Coley.
Q: what do you get when you blow a load of eggs up?
A: an Eggsplosion!
hahahaha*cough*
A: an Eggsplosion!
hahahaha*cough*
Your Honour wrote:
> Hmmm, must be a problem with the links in the forum.
I'm sure the title said
> "Funny joke".
Ah well....
HAHAHAHA!
> Hmmm, must be a problem with the links in the forum.
I'm sure the title said
> "Funny joke".
Ah well....
HAHAHAHA!
Here's another poor duck joke..
A duck walks into a drug store, asks for some chapstick, and tells the clerk, "Just put it on my bill". The duck then asks for a packet of condoms, and the clerk asks, "Shall I put that on your bill, too?". The duck responds, "Sorry, I'm not that kind of duck!"
A duck walks into a drug store, asks for some chapstick, and tells the clerk, "Just put it on my bill". The duck then asks for a packet of condoms, and the clerk asks, "Shall I put that on your bill, too?". The duck responds, "Sorry, I'm not that kind of duck!"
You can tell a joke isn't funny if the guy who tells it has to expain the punchline.
Oh and why was everyone called Patty?
Oh and why was everyone called Patty?
Hmmm, must be a problem with the links in the forum.
I'm sure the title said "Funny joke".
Ah well....
I'm sure the title said "Funny joke".
Ah well....
Patty English man,Patty scots man and Patty Irish man all went to heaven and at the gates talked to ST Peter.
St Peter told them that you would have the time of your life but don't step on a duck.
The three thought ok there will be no ducks in heaven and when they pasted the gates everywhere was covered with ducks.
Patty English man steped on one and St Peter came over and said ok you have to spend all your time with this women and the women was completely ugly with a beard.
Patty scot man did the same thing and St Peter came and gave him an ugly women which he had to spend time with.
Patty Irish man never stepped on anything and a couple of months pasted and St Peter came over with a beautiful girl and he said to he were you rewarded to and she says "I stood on a Duck."
Meaning she got stuck with the ugly man Patty Irish man.
Coley.
St Peter told them that you would have the time of your life but don't step on a duck.
The three thought ok there will be no ducks in heaven and when they pasted the gates everywhere was covered with ducks.
Patty English man steped on one and St Peter came over and said ok you have to spend all your time with this women and the women was completely ugly with a beard.
Patty scot man did the same thing and St Peter came and gave him an ugly women which he had to spend time with.
Patty Irish man never stepped on anything and a couple of months pasted and St Peter came over with a beautiful girl and he said to he were you rewarded to and she says "I stood on a Duck."
Meaning she got stuck with the ugly man Patty Irish man.
Coley.