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Anyone else seen Roger's Profanasaurus from Viz?
It's a cracking read and will have you laughing out loud with tears running down your face!
Here's a few examples I can post on here without getting banned!
Abra-Kebabra: A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.
Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home from the pub at 3 in the morning.
Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze session, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Breaking the Seal: Your 1st trip to the toilet in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Cider Visor: Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
Monkey Bath: A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
Mystery Bus: The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
Mystery Taxi: The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NBR: No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.
10-Pinter: Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
It's a cracking read and will have you laughing out loud with tears running down your face!
Here's a few examples I can post on here without getting banned!
Abra-Kebabra: A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.
Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home from the pub at 3 in the morning.
Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze session, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Breaking the Seal: Your 1st trip to the toilet in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Cider Visor: Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
Monkey Bath: A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
Mystery Bus: The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
Mystery Taxi: The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NBR: No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.
10-Pinter: Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
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Anyone else seen Roger's Profanasaurus from Viz?
It's a cracking read and will have you laughing out loud with tears running down your face!
Here's a few examples I can post on here without getting banned!
Abra-Kebabra: A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.
Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home from the pub at 3 in the morning.
Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze session, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Breaking the Seal: Your 1st trip to the toilet in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Cider Visor: Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
Monkey Bath: A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
Mystery Bus: The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
Mystery Taxi: The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NBR: No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.
10-Pinter: Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
It's a cracking read and will have you laughing out loud with tears running down your face!
Here's a few examples I can post on here without getting banned!
Abra-Kebabra: A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.
Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home from the pub at 3 in the morning.
Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze session, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Breaking the Seal: Your 1st trip to the toilet in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Cider Visor: Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
Monkey Bath: A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
Mystery Bus: The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
Mystery Taxi: The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NBR: No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.
10-Pinter: Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.