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mrhappy says more need doing, so let's get on with it.
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In a shock move today, 57 members of the So Solid Crew, a full quarter, have revealed ambitious plans for a TV show styled on ITV's Pop Idol. Lead member Oxide announced the plans outside his underground house. When asked about said house, he replied " I is keeping suburban semi-detached underground. I is gonna bring them out from da underground soon, man! Respect."
Gimp, our reporter replied. This new program is designed to create a new member of the garage group, though quite why they need to increase their already gargantuan numbers is unknown. Perhaps they are aiming to take over a county and make it their own personal state. The aim, as the title says, is to create a new gansta for the group, who will be transformed from their underground lives to become the new star named "Da Rudeboy". At the announcement of the name the crew nodded out of time at each other, before retreating silently into their Solid-Cave.
Neutrino then took over the announcing duties, as so many words might rupture his gansta-boy vocal box. No-one was quite sure what this was, but it sounded important. The competition would be whittled down from the thousands of hopefuls to just 2. When he was gently informed that just 1 gansta would be created, he threw a sulk and ran away. It was left to an as yet unnamed member of the crew to announce the stages:
Stage 1: The hopefuls will have to attack a model of a woman. Points will be awarded for harshness of blows, as well as major limbs broken. The winner of this round will be chosen when he/she realises that he is punching a model and demands a real person to maim.
Stage 2: The hopefuls are given complex words to spell, the "the" and "ganster." This is important - THE WINNER MUST NOT SPELL THEM CORRECTLY. Da is an excellent winning move, as is gansta. Additional a's and d's will also be welcome.
Stage 3: All those with musical talent are rooted out and send home to get a job and some decent clothes.
Stage 4: The evils of music, like the so called "rock" and "punk" will be played at the competitors. The ones who run away will eventually be herded up and chosen for the final round.
However, before the final round could be announced, the crewmember split asexually into two new unnamed crewmembers. They apparently share the IQ of the original crewmember. They ran off gibbering and hit a teenager, which seemed to give a sense of satisfaction.
The announcement of this news has caused a furore among the glamorous. Winner of ITV's Pop Idol, Will Young announced his intention to enter, before noticing that his wirst was exceedingly limp and running to Simon Cowell for stiffening treatment. He emerged later on but the reporters had got bored and were interviewing an identical person from Westlife. Anne Robinson has announced a "Not-Quite-Special-but-out-of-the-ordinary Edition of Weakest Link to decide another entrant. The Church of England convened immediately to decide which Bishop they should submit. Prime Minister Tony Blair announced he should be entered, or at least a member of his government team. So Alastair Campbell, then. He claimed that the Labour party was the image of the gansta image and had always been. Johnathon Powell then told him the public wasn't gansta friendly, at which point Blair claimed New Labour forwned, and had always frowned on miscreants and vagabonds. He then swore when he saw a monster apporaching him, before he realised it was his wife.
Whatever the result, it is certain that the So Solid Crew will finally break the 250 barrier they have been striving for. Besides, they may even bring garage from the underground.
The title of Da Rudeboy awaits.
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Cheers, it was just a stab at the series.
Stryke.
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In a shock move today, 57 members of the So Solid Crew, a full quarter, have revealed ambitious plans for a TV show styled on ITV's Pop Idol. Lead member Oxide announced the plans outside his underground house. When asked about said house, he replied " I is keeping suburban semi-detached underground. I is gonna bring them out from da underground soon, man! Respect."
Gimp, our reporter replied. This new program is designed to create a new member of the garage group, though quite why they need to increase their already gargantuan numbers is unknown. Perhaps they are aiming to take over a county and make it their own personal state. The aim, as the title says, is to create a new gansta for the group, who will be transformed from their underground lives to become the new star named "Da Rudeboy". At the announcement of the name the crew nodded out of time at each other, before retreating silently into their Solid-Cave.
Neutrino then took over the announcing duties, as so many words might rupture his gansta-boy vocal box. No-one was quite sure what this was, but it sounded important. The competition would be whittled down from the thousands of hopefuls to just 2. When he was gently informed that just 1 gansta would be created, he threw a sulk and ran away. It was left to an as yet unnamed member of the crew to announce the stages:
Stage 1: The hopefuls will have to attack a model of a woman. Points will be awarded for harshness of blows, as well as major limbs broken. The winner of this round will be chosen when he/she realises that he is punching a model and demands a real person to maim.
Stage 2: The hopefuls are given complex words to spell, the "the" and "ganster." This is important - THE WINNER MUST NOT SPELL THEM CORRECTLY. Da is an excellent winning move, as is gansta. Additional a's and d's will also be welcome.
Stage 3: All those with musical talent are rooted out and send home to get a job and some decent clothes.
Stage 4: The evils of music, like the so called "rock" and "punk" will be played at the competitors. The ones who run away will eventually be herded up and chosen for the final round.
However, before the final round could be announced, the crewmember split asexually into two new unnamed crewmembers. They apparently share the IQ of the original crewmember. They ran off gibbering and hit a teenager, which seemed to give a sense of satisfaction.
The announcement of this news has caused a furore among the glamorous. Winner of ITV's Pop Idol, Will Young announced his intention to enter, before noticing that his wirst was exceedingly limp and running to Simon Cowell for stiffening treatment. He emerged later on but the reporters had got bored and were interviewing an identical person from Westlife. Anne Robinson has announced a "Not-Quite-Special-but-out-of-the-ordinary Edition of Weakest Link to decide another entrant. The Church of England convened immediately to decide which Bishop they should submit. Prime Minister Tony Blair announced he should be entered, or at least a member of his government team. So Alastair Campbell, then. He claimed that the Labour party was the image of the gansta image and had always been. Johnathon Powell then told him the public wasn't gansta friendly, at which point Blair claimed New Labour forwned, and had always frowned on miscreants and vagabonds. He then swore when he saw a monster apporaching him, before he realised it was his wife.
Whatever the result, it is certain that the So Solid Crew will finally break the 250 barrier they have been striving for. Besides, they may even bring garage from the underground.
The title of Da Rudeboy awaits.
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Cheers, it was just a stab at the series.
Stryke.
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mrhappy says more need doing, so let's get on with it.
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In a shock move today, 57 members of the So Solid Crew, a full quarter, have revealed ambitious plans for a TV show styled on ITV's Pop Idol. Lead member Oxide announced the plans outside his underground house. When asked about said house, he replied " I is keeping suburban semi-detached underground. I is gonna bring them out from da underground soon, man! Respect."
Gimp, our reporter replied. This new program is designed to create a new member of the garage group, though quite why they need to increase their already gargantuan numbers is unknown. Perhaps they are aiming to take over a county and make it their own personal state. The aim, as the title says, is to create a new gansta for the group, who will be transformed from their underground lives to become the new star named "Da Rudeboy". At the announcement of the name the crew nodded out of time at each other, before retreating silently into their Solid-Cave.
Neutrino then took over the announcing duties, as so many words might rupture his gansta-boy vocal box. No-one was quite sure what this was, but it sounded important. The competition would be whittled down from the thousands of hopefuls to just 2. When he was gently informed that just 1 gansta would be created, he threw a sulk and ran away. It was left to an as yet unnamed member of the crew to announce the stages:
Stage 1: The hopefuls will have to attack a model of a woman. Points will be awarded for harshness of blows, as well as major limbs broken. The winner of this round will be chosen when he/she realises that he is punching a model and demands a real person to maim.
Stage 2: The hopefuls are given complex words to spell, the "the" and "ganster." This is important - THE WINNER MUST NOT SPELL THEM CORRECTLY. Da is an excellent winning move, as is gansta. Additional a's and d's will also be welcome.
Stage 3: All those with musical talent are rooted out and send home to get a job and some decent clothes.
Stage 4: The evils of music, like the so called "rock" and "punk" will be played at the competitors. The ones who run away will eventually be herded up and chosen for the final round.
However, before the final round could be announced, the crewmember split asexually into two new unnamed crewmembers. They apparently share the IQ of the original crewmember. They ran off gibbering and hit a teenager, which seemed to give a sense of satisfaction.
The announcement of this news has caused a furore among the glamorous. Winner of ITV's Pop Idol, Will Young announced his intention to enter, before noticing that his wirst was exceedingly limp and running to Simon Cowell for stiffening treatment. He emerged later on but the reporters had got bored and were interviewing an identical person from Westlife. Anne Robinson has announced a "Not-Quite-Special-but-out-of-the-ordinary Edition of Weakest Link to decide another entrant. The Church of England convened immediately to decide which Bishop they should submit. Prime Minister Tony Blair announced he should be entered, or at least a member of his government team. So Alastair Campbell, then. He claimed that the Labour party was the image of the gansta image and had always been. Johnathon Powell then told him the public wasn't gansta friendly, at which point Blair claimed New Labour forwned, and had always frowned on miscreants and vagabonds. He then swore when he saw a monster apporaching him, before he realised it was his wife.
Whatever the result, it is certain that the So Solid Crew will finally break the 250 barrier they have been striving for. Besides, they may even bring garage from the underground.
The title of Da Rudeboy awaits.
--
Cheers, it was just a stab at the series.
Stryke.
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In a shock move today, 57 members of the So Solid Crew, a full quarter, have revealed ambitious plans for a TV show styled on ITV's Pop Idol. Lead member Oxide announced the plans outside his underground house. When asked about said house, he replied " I is keeping suburban semi-detached underground. I is gonna bring them out from da underground soon, man! Respect."
Gimp, our reporter replied. This new program is designed to create a new member of the garage group, though quite why they need to increase their already gargantuan numbers is unknown. Perhaps they are aiming to take over a county and make it their own personal state. The aim, as the title says, is to create a new gansta for the group, who will be transformed from their underground lives to become the new star named "Da Rudeboy". At the announcement of the name the crew nodded out of time at each other, before retreating silently into their Solid-Cave.
Neutrino then took over the announcing duties, as so many words might rupture his gansta-boy vocal box. No-one was quite sure what this was, but it sounded important. The competition would be whittled down from the thousands of hopefuls to just 2. When he was gently informed that just 1 gansta would be created, he threw a sulk and ran away. It was left to an as yet unnamed member of the crew to announce the stages:
Stage 1: The hopefuls will have to attack a model of a woman. Points will be awarded for harshness of blows, as well as major limbs broken. The winner of this round will be chosen when he/she realises that he is punching a model and demands a real person to maim.
Stage 2: The hopefuls are given complex words to spell, the "the" and "ganster." This is important - THE WINNER MUST NOT SPELL THEM CORRECTLY. Da is an excellent winning move, as is gansta. Additional a's and d's will also be welcome.
Stage 3: All those with musical talent are rooted out and send home to get a job and some decent clothes.
Stage 4: The evils of music, like the so called "rock" and "punk" will be played at the competitors. The ones who run away will eventually be herded up and chosen for the final round.
However, before the final round could be announced, the crewmember split asexually into two new unnamed crewmembers. They apparently share the IQ of the original crewmember. They ran off gibbering and hit a teenager, which seemed to give a sense of satisfaction.
The announcement of this news has caused a furore among the glamorous. Winner of ITV's Pop Idol, Will Young announced his intention to enter, before noticing that his wirst was exceedingly limp and running to Simon Cowell for stiffening treatment. He emerged later on but the reporters had got bored and were interviewing an identical person from Westlife. Anne Robinson has announced a "Not-Quite-Special-but-out-of-the-ordinary Edition of Weakest Link to decide another entrant. The Church of England convened immediately to decide which Bishop they should submit. Prime Minister Tony Blair announced he should be entered, or at least a member of his government team. So Alastair Campbell, then. He claimed that the Labour party was the image of the gansta image and had always been. Johnathon Powell then told him the public wasn't gansta friendly, at which point Blair claimed New Labour forwned, and had always frowned on miscreants and vagabonds. He then swore when he saw a monster apporaching him, before he realised it was his wife.
Whatever the result, it is certain that the So Solid Crew will finally break the 250 barrier they have been striving for. Besides, they may even bring garage from the underground.
The title of Da Rudeboy awaits.
--
Cheers, it was just a stab at the series.
Stryke.