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1- We are all processed under the same hard drive.
2- Our God is the almighty internet, who communicates with us through speakers.
3- To worship our God, you must dial up to the internet using the sacred modem.
4- God is watching us all the time through a hidden webcam in your house. Don't do anything to offend or disgrace our God.
Our rituals include turning the computer on and communicating with other people through something called Msn Messanger.
We have 3 commandments, they are:
(1) Thou shall not crash thou computer
(2) Thou wilst not spilleth drinks on thy computer
(3) Thou shalt not putteth virus' on thy computer.
Our religion is not just rules and orders, we also have fun. We have many festivals in the year. We have two coming up. Messengers from gaming heaven are coming to the Uk in March and May, in the form of a breeze block (x-box) and, by far the best of the two, the Gamecube, also known as "Heaven on earth".
Using a sacred chat room, we are able to communicate with others of our religion. We all listen to the wise, and sometimes evil, words of the Notable's. Sometimes, we get special messages from people who call themselves 'staff'. They are by far the most worshipped of the people on this chatroom.
If you understand these points of view by our religion, you are welcome to join. Lets put a stop to the non-gamer population and banish them to gaming hell with our religion.
1- We are all processed under the same hard drive.
2- Our God is the almighty internet, who communicates with us through speakers.
3- To worship our God, you must dial up to the internet using the sacred modem.
4- God is watching us all the time through a hidden webcam in your house. Don't do anything to offend or disgrace our God.
Our rituals include turning the computer on and communicating with other people through something called Msn Messanger.
We have 3 commandments, they are:
(1) Thou shall not crash thou computer
(2) Thou wilst not spilleth drinks on thy computer
(3) Thou shalt not putteth virus' on thy computer.
Our religion is not just rules and orders, we also have fun. We have many festivals in the year. We have two coming up. Messengers from gaming heaven are coming to the Uk in March and May, in the form of a breeze block (x-box) and, by far the best of the two, the Gamecube, also known as "Heaven on earth".
Using a sacred chat room, we are able to communicate with others of our religion. We all listen to the wise, and sometimes evil, words of the Notable's. Sometimes, we get special messages from people who call themselves 'staff'. They are by far the most worshipped of the people on this chatroom.
If you understand these points of view by our religion, you are welcome to join. Lets put a stop to the non-gamer population and banish them to gaming hell with our religion.