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Have you suffered an injury that has affected you in any way caused by *Gaming*?
We at Games Direct specialise in getting the best deal for you, just look at some of out past cases:
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A Mr Meister (34) from Bristol or something had quite a serious claim. He was suffering addiction and couldn't put down Final Fantasy. It was starting to affect his life:
" Yeah errr it was horrible. The games were affecting my mind and body. My hands were reduced to shaking wrecks and my well loved trade as a carpet trader was in ruins... I really wanted to work as well. "
We managed to help Mr Meister get back to work by giving a Gamecube in compensation:
" No bloody wonder I'm working. A Gamecube what the fu.. "
Ha Ha, another happy customer, thanks to Games Direct.
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Mr Thraves (17) from Pembroke suffered a nasty fall due to Skies of Arcadia. After playing the game into the early hours of the morning his Welsh brain convinced him he could fly. Unfortunately he couldn't:
" Well I jumped out the window and to my surprise I started to fall, I landed in the wheelie bin. "
Unfortunately the bin contained broken bottles, crabs and a nasty selection of needles. We at Games Direct got Mr Thraves a lovely set of stainless steel knifes...
" Knifes? What are they? I don't think we have them in Wales "
Ha Ha, We aim to please.
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Our last case was a very serious one. A mother of a young gamer called to report her son's brain was running at 0.01%. Her son went by the name of Sniper (17) from the London area. He had been playing Unreal Tournament for months on end, after many failed doctor's diagnosis she came to us:
" It's awful. At first I only noticed he was talking less. Soon though his face turned blank as nothing was working inside his head. I didn't know what to do "
She came to us, GAMES DIRECT. We solved her problem and got the poor lad £50000 compensation, unforunately he ate the check. We also gave him a life's membership to Special Reserve:
" They're gay " was the reply of that brave young man.
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We at Games Direct care about all you gamers out there. Don't stay locked inside your gaming problems, talk to us and we'll free you.
Just call 08383-we-are-annoying-gits-32235 and we'll help you.
Don't delay
Pick up that phone today.
*Camera zooms out of the cheap set*
We at Games Direct specialise in getting the best deal for you, just look at some of out past cases:
---------
A Mr Meister (34) from Bristol or something had quite a serious claim. He was suffering addiction and couldn't put down Final Fantasy. It was starting to affect his life:
" Yeah errr it was horrible. The games were affecting my mind and body. My hands were reduced to shaking wrecks and my well loved trade as a carpet trader was in ruins... I really wanted to work as well. "
We managed to help Mr Meister get back to work by giving a Gamecube in compensation:
" No bloody wonder I'm working. A Gamecube what the fu.. "
Ha Ha, another happy customer, thanks to Games Direct.
-------
Mr Thraves (17) from Pembroke suffered a nasty fall due to Skies of Arcadia. After playing the game into the early hours of the morning his Welsh brain convinced him he could fly. Unfortunately he couldn't:
" Well I jumped out the window and to my surprise I started to fall, I landed in the wheelie bin. "
Unfortunately the bin contained broken bottles, crabs and a nasty selection of needles. We at Games Direct got Mr Thraves a lovely set of stainless steel knifes...
" Knifes? What are they? I don't think we have them in Wales "
Ha Ha, We aim to please.
-------
Our last case was a very serious one. A mother of a young gamer called to report her son's brain was running at 0.01%. Her son went by the name of Sniper (17) from the London area. He had been playing Unreal Tournament for months on end, after many failed doctor's diagnosis she came to us:
" It's awful. At first I only noticed he was talking less. Soon though his face turned blank as nothing was working inside his head. I didn't know what to do "
She came to us, GAMES DIRECT. We solved her problem and got the poor lad £50000 compensation, unforunately he ate the check. We also gave him a life's membership to Special Reserve:
" They're gay " was the reply of that brave young man.
------
We at Games Direct care about all you gamers out there. Don't stay locked inside your gaming problems, talk to us and we'll free you.
Just call 08383-we-are-annoying-gits-32235 and we'll help you.
Don't delay
Pick up that phone today.
*Camera zooms out of the cheap set*
Lol! This is a great topic, definatley just like the adverts, well done.
SHEEPY wrote:
> Do you know that Claims Direct are always on televison adverising but they don't
> do any work in Scotland.
Idiots
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Ah well. They're a bunch of fools!
> Do you know that Claims Direct are always on televison adverising but they don't
> do any work in Scotland.
Idiots
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Ah well. They're a bunch of fools!
£10,000 for you sir, that will be £9,999 commission.
That's the way it usually goes.
That's the way it usually goes.
I think it's because the differences in the legal systems mean their mass produced legal service doesn't quite fit the law there.
Great post, btw : )
Great post, btw : )
Do you know that Claims Direct are always on televison adverising but they don't do any work in Scotland.
Idiots
Idiots
LOL!
That was very good Sheepy! Mad me laugh anyway!
A GAD contender anyway.
;-)
:D
That was very good Sheepy! Mad me laugh anyway!
A GAD contender anyway.
;-)
:D
Have you suffered an injury that has affected you in any way caused by *Gaming*?
We at Games Direct specialise in getting the best deal for you, just look at some of out past cases:
---------
A Mr Meister (34) from Bristol or something had quite a serious claim. He was suffering addiction and couldn't put down Final Fantasy. It was starting to affect his life:
" Yeah errr it was horrible. The games were affecting my mind and body. My hands were reduced to shaking wrecks and my well loved trade as a carpet trader was in ruins... I really wanted to work as well. "
We managed to help Mr Meister get back to work by giving a Gamecube in compensation:
" No bloody wonder I'm working. A Gamecube what the fu.. "
Ha Ha, another happy customer, thanks to Games Direct.
-------
Mr Thraves (17) from Pembroke suffered a nasty fall due to Skies of Arcadia. After playing the game into the early hours of the morning his Welsh brain convinced him he could fly. Unfortunately he couldn't:
" Well I jumped out the window and to my surprise I started to fall, I landed in the wheelie bin. "
Unfortunately the bin contained broken bottles, crabs and a nasty selection of needles. We at Games Direct got Mr Thraves a lovely set of stainless steel knifes...
" Knifes? What are they? I don't think we have them in Wales "
Ha Ha, We aim to please.
-------
Our last case was a very serious one. A mother of a young gamer called to report her son's brain was running at 0.01%. Her son went by the name of Sniper (17) from the London area. He had been playing Unreal Tournament for months on end, after many failed doctor's diagnosis she came to us:
" It's awful. At first I only noticed he was talking less. Soon though his face turned blank as nothing was working inside his head. I didn't know what to do "
She came to us, GAMES DIRECT. We solved her problem and got the poor lad £50000 compensation, unforunately he ate the check. We also gave him a life's membership to Special Reserve:
" They're gay " was the reply of that brave young man.
------
We at Games Direct care about all you gamers out there. Don't stay locked inside your gaming problems, talk to us and we'll free you.
Just call 08383-we-are-annoying-gits-32235 and we'll help you.
Don't delay
Pick up that phone today.
*Camera zooms out of the cheap set*
We at Games Direct specialise in getting the best deal for you, just look at some of out past cases:
---------
A Mr Meister (34) from Bristol or something had quite a serious claim. He was suffering addiction and couldn't put down Final Fantasy. It was starting to affect his life:
" Yeah errr it was horrible. The games were affecting my mind and body. My hands were reduced to shaking wrecks and my well loved trade as a carpet trader was in ruins... I really wanted to work as well. "
We managed to help Mr Meister get back to work by giving a Gamecube in compensation:
" No bloody wonder I'm working. A Gamecube what the fu.. "
Ha Ha, another happy customer, thanks to Games Direct.
-------
Mr Thraves (17) from Pembroke suffered a nasty fall due to Skies of Arcadia. After playing the game into the early hours of the morning his Welsh brain convinced him he could fly. Unfortunately he couldn't:
" Well I jumped out the window and to my surprise I started to fall, I landed in the wheelie bin. "
Unfortunately the bin contained broken bottles, crabs and a nasty selection of needles. We at Games Direct got Mr Thraves a lovely set of stainless steel knifes...
" Knifes? What are they? I don't think we have them in Wales "
Ha Ha, We aim to please.
-------
Our last case was a very serious one. A mother of a young gamer called to report her son's brain was running at 0.01%. Her son went by the name of Sniper (17) from the London area. He had been playing Unreal Tournament for months on end, after many failed doctor's diagnosis she came to us:
" It's awful. At first I only noticed he was talking less. Soon though his face turned blank as nothing was working inside his head. I didn't know what to do "
She came to us, GAMES DIRECT. We solved her problem and got the poor lad £50000 compensation, unforunately he ate the check. We also gave him a life's membership to Special Reserve:
" They're gay " was the reply of that brave young man.
------
We at Games Direct care about all you gamers out there. Don't stay locked inside your gaming problems, talk to us and we'll free you.
Just call 08383-we-are-annoying-gits-32235 and we'll help you.
Don't delay
Pick up that phone today.
*Camera zooms out of the cheap set*