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Welcome to Camp Nintendo #4. This week, we see AJ and Cyclone following in the footsteps of the previous three people to venture into Camp Ninty. Today's episode is meant to be great. Over to Cyclone and AJ, who are already aboard the coach.
AJ: Yes, hello. This is me, talking to a camera. Ha ha Mum, you said I'd never get far. But look at me now!
Cyclone: Give me that. Anyway, Hi, I'm Nick. I chose to be Kirby, and…
AJ: Hang on, I chose Kirby
Cyclone: Nah-ah
AJ: Nuh-huh
Cyclone: We both can't be Kirby. I'll fight you to the death.
AJ: I'd win, but no, let's sort this out when we get there. Um, how do you turn this camera off?
Cyclone: I don't know, just, er, Spit on the lens, or something
AJ: *spits* Hah, Scottish people were born for spitting.
Cyclone: Hah. Anyway, let's get to sleep.
When they arrived, Cyclone was the first of the Coach. Stretching his legs and wandering over to the reception, AJ quickly followed him.
Receptionist: Hi, welcome to Camp Nintendo. Names please?
Cyclone: Nick.
AJ: Cal… AJ.
Receptionist: Ah, yes, Nick and AJ. Oh dear, it seems you both chose Kirby. Well, this cannot be good. You'll have to settle it out yourselves.
AJ: Yes, ok. I suggest we each ask a question, and if the other person gets it correct, they get a point.
Nick: Yes, play it the easy way. Take this!
He swung at AJ, who quickly dodged, nicked his sheet and rubbed out Kirby. He then wrote DeDeDe, and ran off to the Dream Land Dorm.
Nick: No, not him! He's big, fat and resembles a penguin wearing stripy boxers! Ah well, I suppose I have no choice really.
And he walked off to the Dream Land Dorm. Obviously, they couldn't even begin to comprehend the story that was unfolding behind the door as they stepped inside.
AJ: Heh, cool. I've always wondered what it would be like if I was Pink and squishy. Actually, no I didn’t, but hey, beggers can't be chooses.
Nick: Yes, great. I'm now the size of a small bus. Damn you AJ!
AJ: Anyway, I'm supposed to go to my house, why you go and steal all of the stars, yes?
Nick: yep, that's what I do. Cya.
He flew off into the sky and sweeped all of the stars up in one go.
AJ: Hey, nice job!
Nick: Cheers. Best be off, I have a castle to get to.
AJ: yeah, night.
The next morning, AJ surveyed his surroundings. A small village, with a few inhabitants. Oh, and a fountain of dreams, or so it was called.
AJ: Wow, just like the games. This is great. I can't wait to try my new bouncing and sucking powers, oh yes.
Squishy: Heh, I can't believe you just said that.
AJ: Said what?
Squishy: Nevermind. Anyway, I'm Squishy. You know, the octopus thing from the games?
AJ: yeah, I know you. Oh, and there's Broomhatter, Waddle dee and Kabu. Where are the bad guys?
Squishy: oh, you mean Gordo and Kracko? They're at King DeDeDe's castle.
AJ: Yeah, thought so. Well, I'm Kirby, I was given the power to suck, and will do so. I'm off to save Dream Land, cya!
Squishy: *snigger* Yeah, laters.
AJ jumped on a star, and was instantly whisked away up to the clouds. After a short trip, he arrived at the castle's gates.
AJ: Oy! Move!
Kracko: No, I'm here to protect the Castle, and will do so.
AJ: Not if I can help it! Now, where's a sparky when you need one? Ah, yes. Sparky, come here!
Sparky: Yes?
AJ: Hang on. *suck* heh, now Kracko, feel my electric powers.
Kracko: Uh-oh.
In a one-hit KO, AJ destroyed kracko with the slightest of ease.
AJ: And you know the best bit about that? I get to do that funky dance with all the spinning around and flipping and stuff.
*Tune plays*
AJ: Yay!
After he had finished dancing, AJ headed into the castle. He pushed open the large doors, and stepped in. Instantly, a bolt of electricity came down from the ceiling and hit him.
AJ: ARGH! ROCK POWER!
*Spoof* Er, I mean, *Poof*
And he changed into a rock. Now, fairly obviously, the electricity wouldn’t hurt him, but he wouldn't be able to move very far as a rock. So he changed back and legged it!
AJ: Phew! That was close! Better press on.
When he reached the second floor, AJ stood before a massive gap in the floor.
AJ: It's sucking time! And fortunately, I suck. Er, Hang on…
He sucked in a large amount of air, and floated over the gap, landed on the other side, and headed off upstairs.
AJ: heh, easy so far. Uh-oh. Gordo's…
Gordo1: Argh, it’s you!
Gordo2: Let's get him!
They flew at AJ, who masterfully dodged to the left, such in a freezo, and froze them.
AJ: That'll teach you to mess with Kirby!
After another four floors, AJ finally reached King DeDeDe's room.
AJ: *out of breath* You!…damn…you…for…having…so…many…floors!
Nick: Sorry, comes with the Job! Now, er, En Guardé!
AJ: Back at ya!
And they fought. A long and arduous battle. In the end, there could only be one winner. But for some twisted reason, they both won.
AJ: Well, that makes no sense.
Nick: yeah, like the rest of this didn't already…
AJ: True, now, er, give me the stars!
Nick: Sure. All they ever do is shine. But first, I want you to do something.
AJ: What's that?
Nick: Dance!
*Ed* Now, you didn't actually think I'd let them dance, did you? Oh, you did? Well, er, no, they're not going to. Erm, anyway, back to the story.
Nick: what a battle!
AJ: yeah, and to think, everyone missed it because of the stupid writer!
*Ed* OY!
AJ: heh. Anyway, erm, I'll be seeing you then.
Nick: yeah, cya. Oh, and the stars are over there.
AJ: Cheers. Um, drop by sometime.
Nick: Sure. Bye matey!
And AJ returned to his village. The inhabitants treated him like a hero, but deep down, AJ knew he had just walked off with the stars.
Squishy: Kirby, tell us again how you beat King DeDeDe!
AJ: Well, it all started with a death threat. I stood there, mortally wounded, but fought on. After I had made myself look cool, I…
And AJ told that very same story for the next few years of, well, ever. And to this day, he still has chess games with King DeDeDe, and has become the local Village dance teacher. He enjoys it though. I know I wouldn't! Anyway, that's the end of Camp Nintendo for today. Next time, we see Gerrid and his adventures with the Starfox team!
AJ: Yes, hello. This is me, talking to a camera. Ha ha Mum, you said I'd never get far. But look at me now!
Cyclone: Give me that. Anyway, Hi, I'm Nick. I chose to be Kirby, and…
AJ: Hang on, I chose Kirby
Cyclone: Nah-ah
AJ: Nuh-huh
Cyclone: We both can't be Kirby. I'll fight you to the death.
AJ: I'd win, but no, let's sort this out when we get there. Um, how do you turn this camera off?
Cyclone: I don't know, just, er, Spit on the lens, or something
AJ: *spits* Hah, Scottish people were born for spitting.
Cyclone: Hah. Anyway, let's get to sleep.
When they arrived, Cyclone was the first of the Coach. Stretching his legs and wandering over to the reception, AJ quickly followed him.
Receptionist: Hi, welcome to Camp Nintendo. Names please?
Cyclone: Nick.
AJ: Cal… AJ.
Receptionist: Ah, yes, Nick and AJ. Oh dear, it seems you both chose Kirby. Well, this cannot be good. You'll have to settle it out yourselves.
AJ: Yes, ok. I suggest we each ask a question, and if the other person gets it correct, they get a point.
Nick: Yes, play it the easy way. Take this!
He swung at AJ, who quickly dodged, nicked his sheet and rubbed out Kirby. He then wrote DeDeDe, and ran off to the Dream Land Dorm.
Nick: No, not him! He's big, fat and resembles a penguin wearing stripy boxers! Ah well, I suppose I have no choice really.
And he walked off to the Dream Land Dorm. Obviously, they couldn't even begin to comprehend the story that was unfolding behind the door as they stepped inside.
AJ: Heh, cool. I've always wondered what it would be like if I was Pink and squishy. Actually, no I didn’t, but hey, beggers can't be chooses.
Nick: Yes, great. I'm now the size of a small bus. Damn you AJ!
AJ: Anyway, I'm supposed to go to my house, why you go and steal all of the stars, yes?
Nick: yep, that's what I do. Cya.
He flew off into the sky and sweeped all of the stars up in one go.
AJ: Hey, nice job!
Nick: Cheers. Best be off, I have a castle to get to.
AJ: yeah, night.
The next morning, AJ surveyed his surroundings. A small village, with a few inhabitants. Oh, and a fountain of dreams, or so it was called.
AJ: Wow, just like the games. This is great. I can't wait to try my new bouncing and sucking powers, oh yes.
Squishy: Heh, I can't believe you just said that.
AJ: Said what?
Squishy: Nevermind. Anyway, I'm Squishy. You know, the octopus thing from the games?
AJ: yeah, I know you. Oh, and there's Broomhatter, Waddle dee and Kabu. Where are the bad guys?
Squishy: oh, you mean Gordo and Kracko? They're at King DeDeDe's castle.
AJ: Yeah, thought so. Well, I'm Kirby, I was given the power to suck, and will do so. I'm off to save Dream Land, cya!
Squishy: *snigger* Yeah, laters.
AJ jumped on a star, and was instantly whisked away up to the clouds. After a short trip, he arrived at the castle's gates.
AJ: Oy! Move!
Kracko: No, I'm here to protect the Castle, and will do so.
AJ: Not if I can help it! Now, where's a sparky when you need one? Ah, yes. Sparky, come here!
Sparky: Yes?
AJ: Hang on. *suck* heh, now Kracko, feel my electric powers.
Kracko: Uh-oh.
In a one-hit KO, AJ destroyed kracko with the slightest of ease.
AJ: And you know the best bit about that? I get to do that funky dance with all the spinning around and flipping and stuff.
*Tune plays*
AJ: Yay!
After he had finished dancing, AJ headed into the castle. He pushed open the large doors, and stepped in. Instantly, a bolt of electricity came down from the ceiling and hit him.
AJ: ARGH! ROCK POWER!
*Spoof* Er, I mean, *Poof*
And he changed into a rock. Now, fairly obviously, the electricity wouldn’t hurt him, but he wouldn't be able to move very far as a rock. So he changed back and legged it!
AJ: Phew! That was close! Better press on.
When he reached the second floor, AJ stood before a massive gap in the floor.
AJ: It's sucking time! And fortunately, I suck. Er, Hang on…
He sucked in a large amount of air, and floated over the gap, landed on the other side, and headed off upstairs.
AJ: heh, easy so far. Uh-oh. Gordo's…
Gordo1: Argh, it’s you!
Gordo2: Let's get him!
They flew at AJ, who masterfully dodged to the left, such in a freezo, and froze them.
AJ: That'll teach you to mess with Kirby!
After another four floors, AJ finally reached King DeDeDe's room.
AJ: *out of breath* You!…damn…you…for…having…so…many…floors!
Nick: Sorry, comes with the Job! Now, er, En Guardé!
AJ: Back at ya!
And they fought. A long and arduous battle. In the end, there could only be one winner. But for some twisted reason, they both won.
AJ: Well, that makes no sense.
Nick: yeah, like the rest of this didn't already…
AJ: True, now, er, give me the stars!
Nick: Sure. All they ever do is shine. But first, I want you to do something.
AJ: What's that?
Nick: Dance!
*Ed* Now, you didn't actually think I'd let them dance, did you? Oh, you did? Well, er, no, they're not going to. Erm, anyway, back to the story.
Nick: what a battle!
AJ: yeah, and to think, everyone missed it because of the stupid writer!
*Ed* OY!
AJ: heh. Anyway, erm, I'll be seeing you then.
Nick: yeah, cya. Oh, and the stars are over there.
AJ: Cheers. Um, drop by sometime.
Nick: Sure. Bye matey!
And AJ returned to his village. The inhabitants treated him like a hero, but deep down, AJ knew he had just walked off with the stars.
Squishy: Kirby, tell us again how you beat King DeDeDe!
AJ: Well, it all started with a death threat. I stood there, mortally wounded, but fought on. After I had made myself look cool, I…
And AJ told that very same story for the next few years of, well, ever. And to this day, he still has chess games with King DeDeDe, and has become the local Village dance teacher. He enjoys it though. I know I wouldn't! Anyway, that's the end of Camp Nintendo for today. Next time, we see Gerrid and his adventures with the Starfox team!
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...evil...evil...
this also
And far too evil.
Far too long. Far far too long.
*Hits gerrid with a Block A Cheese Dancing Around, Wearing A Thong, Being A Mong, Singing A Song, It Was Really Long, Oh, Yeah, Even WHilst It's Playing Pong!!*
no
*blows bubbles in gerrid's face*
*Intervenes with intravenous drugs*
*pinches Cyclone's arm and pulls his hair*
Dear me.
I shall be victorious in the war of...ah sod it.
*shoots WS in the foot, and leaves him blubbering*
I shall be victorious in the war of...ah sod it.
*shoots WS in the foot, and leaves him blubbering*
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