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I did a partial rip off of Wookiee's post, because it was so damn funny. I just wondered if there should be any alterations before I send it. Also feel free to add anything too it as ammunition. Thanks in advance. PS. If it's too offensive, please remove it, I urge you.
Dear cretins,
I am writing to complain of the sheer p**-poor service that you are attempting to provid, named "Legend of Mir". If you ask me, it should be called Legend of Cool, because it is, well, cool. Your servers are the poorest I have had the misfortune of experiencing, with constant connection interruptions. I alleviated the time somewhat by playing with my testicles - an activity at which you are undoubtedly both familiar and highly adept.
The main reason I am writing to you (albeit it a waste of time) is because you are being true hypocrits and not taking advice when it is shoved up your back orifice and emerges out the other side. What I am grabbing it is that one my internet friends sent you a letter of complaint, stating the servers had terrible lag, and you have since removed his account, and stolen money from him, an offence which surely is criminal. The person in question is discussing legal action against Mir and is also getting in touch with a broadcasting committee about starting his own Games television channel, putting into consideration the poor quality of your network: titled (ironically enough) Games Network. The production is shoddy and it would help if the presenters spoke fluent english.
Doubtless you are no longer reading this letter, as you have at least several hundred other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another one of those crucially important testicle-moments to attend to. Frankly I don't care, it's far more satisfying as a customer to voice my frustrations in print. Forgive me, therefore, if I continue. I thought that Baldur's Gate, a great game in itself, was s*** online, that they had attained the holy p*ss-pot of god-awful online play, that no-one, anywhere, ever, could be more awkward at their service to their customers. That's why I tried Legend of Mir, and because, well, there aren't any other supposedly mainstream RPG's are there? How surprised I was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction and disappointment what useless shower of b*ds you truly are, in removing someone's membership for giving you true, honest feedback on a subject that urgently needs to be bought to your attention. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum - incompetents of the highest order. Baldur's Gate & Co - w*rs though they are - shine like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly limitless inadequacy. Suffice to say that I uninstalled Legend of Mir after reaching level 8, for the unbearable laggy servers, and the fact that you have the cheek to charge for a service that is no better than my peanut butter on toast, which is frankly terrible. I suggest that you cease in ripping off any more customers, in taking their money after removal of their account from the service which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to deliver - any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity and disbelief from thousands - although I suspect that these feelings will quickly be replaced with derision, and even perhaps a small measure of bemused rage.
I enclose a small attatchment, selected with great care from the wonders of the World Wide Web, as an expression of my utter contempt for both you, and your pointless company. Consider it the very embodiment of my feelings towards Legend of Cool, and it's worthless employees.
Have a nice day - may it be the last in your miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and unfuriatingly ignorant bunch of sillybillys!
Shaun Munro
13, England
Dear cretins,
I am writing to complain of the sheer p**-poor service that you are attempting to provid, named "Legend of Mir". If you ask me, it should be called Legend of Cool, because it is, well, cool. Your servers are the poorest I have had the misfortune of experiencing, with constant connection interruptions. I alleviated the time somewhat by playing with my testicles - an activity at which you are undoubtedly both familiar and highly adept.
The main reason I am writing to you (albeit it a waste of time) is because you are being true hypocrits and not taking advice when it is shoved up your back orifice and emerges out the other side. What I am grabbing it is that one my internet friends sent you a letter of complaint, stating the servers had terrible lag, and you have since removed his account, and stolen money from him, an offence which surely is criminal. The person in question is discussing legal action against Mir and is also getting in touch with a broadcasting committee about starting his own Games television channel, putting into consideration the poor quality of your network: titled (ironically enough) Games Network. The production is shoddy and it would help if the presenters spoke fluent english.
Doubtless you are no longer reading this letter, as you have at least several hundred other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another one of those crucially important testicle-moments to attend to. Frankly I don't care, it's far more satisfying as a customer to voice my frustrations in print. Forgive me, therefore, if I continue. I thought that Baldur's Gate, a great game in itself, was s*** online, that they had attained the holy p*ss-pot of god-awful online play, that no-one, anywhere, ever, could be more awkward at their service to their customers. That's why I tried Legend of Mir, and because, well, there aren't any other supposedly mainstream RPG's are there? How surprised I was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction and disappointment what useless shower of b*ds you truly are, in removing someone's membership for giving you true, honest feedback on a subject that urgently needs to be bought to your attention. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum - incompetents of the highest order. Baldur's Gate & Co - w*rs though they are - shine like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly limitless inadequacy. Suffice to say that I uninstalled Legend of Mir after reaching level 8, for the unbearable laggy servers, and the fact that you have the cheek to charge for a service that is no better than my peanut butter on toast, which is frankly terrible. I suggest that you cease in ripping off any more customers, in taking their money after removal of their account from the service which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to deliver - any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity and disbelief from thousands - although I suspect that these feelings will quickly be replaced with derision, and even perhaps a small measure of bemused rage.
I enclose a small attatchment, selected with great care from the wonders of the World Wide Web, as an expression of my utter contempt for both you, and your pointless company. Consider it the very embodiment of my feelings towards Legend of Cool, and it's worthless employees.
Have a nice day - may it be the last in your miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and unfuriatingly ignorant bunch of sillybillys!
Shaun Munro
13, England
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Well thought out, funnily written but by Shaneo. A little compensation for whatever misdemeanors that have been executed in previous exalturations.
Does Tony only race his Lotus? or does he race a number of decent cars
Tony wrote:
> $h@ne0 wrote:
> Er-No made a complaint topic a while back, I don't see you
> whinging at him, with all due respect.
er-no's complaints are great.
Shut u.... ohhh.. thanks Tony, carry on. :D
How is the racing going?
> $h@ne0 wrote:
> Er-No made a complaint topic a while back, I don't see you
> whinging at him, with all due respect.
er-no's complaints are great.
Shut u.... ohhh.. thanks Tony, carry on. :D
How is the racing going?
$h@ne0 wrote:
> Without trying to sound rude, are you calling me a cretin?
Ah, that's the irony I think.
> Without trying to sound rude, are you calling me a cretin?
Ah, that's the irony I think.
$h@ne0 wrote:
> Er-No made a complaint topic a while back, I don't see you whinging at him, with all due respect.
er-no's complaints are great.
> Er-No made a complaint topic a while back, I don't see you whinging at him, with all due respect.
er-no's complaints are great.
Stryke wrote:
> Word of advice here, Shaneo. if you are avoiding getting banned only by a
> fingertip, I don't think this is the way to go about staying un-banned.
But Tony made a comment on me, and I was just following up on it. I don't think it's insulting to him, I was being genuine, asking him if that was an insult? If that is a crime in this day and age, then please Tony, click the ban button and throw me away to the recycle bin of losts souls/banned users.
> Word of advice here, Shaneo. if you are avoiding getting banned only by a
> fingertip, I don't think this is the way to go about staying un-banned.
But Tony made a comment on me, and I was just following up on it. I don't think it's insulting to him, I was being genuine, asking him if that was an insult? If that is a crime in this day and age, then please Tony, click the ban button and throw me away to the recycle bin of losts souls/banned users.
Word of advice here, Shaneo. if you are avoiding getting banned only by a fingertip, I don't think this is the way to go about staying un-banned.
Tony wrote:
> Ah, the ironing.
Iron out all cretins, that's what I say. Make 'em flat,
> that'll teach 'em. Especially the cretins who write about cretins.
Without trying to sound rude, are you calling me a cretin?
My point
> is - if you don't like something you don't have to use it, so why winge?
Er-No made a complaint topic a while back, I don't see you whinging at him, with all due respect. Also, I feel that MIR should know where they're going wrong with their mediocre service.
> Ah, the ironing.
Iron out all cretins, that's what I say. Make 'em flat,
> that'll teach 'em. Especially the cretins who write about cretins.
Without trying to sound rude, are you calling me a cretin?
My point
> is - if you don't like something you don't have to use it, so why winge?
Er-No made a complaint topic a while back, I don't see you whinging at him, with all due respect. Also, I feel that MIR should know where they're going wrong with their mediocre service.
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