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It is Christmas 2002.
In response to the decreasing amount of elves in the warehouse, only serving 23 hours a day 364 day of the year. Huge supermarkets and shopping centres conceal potential threats to I.S.A (International Santa Association) of the Unites States, The H.S.C.A (Huge Shopping Centre Association) has ushered forth a new dawn of present gathering techniques. This top-secret initiative is dubbed the Third Xmas Echelon.
Denied to exist by the G (Greenland)
The I.S.A contacted H.S.C.A officials regarding the loss of contact with Agent Rudolf Reindeer, an I.S.A operative monitoring widespread wholesale prices created by the H.S.C.A plaguing the I.S.A.
A second operative, Agent Blitzen, was inserted into the Greenland capital Nuuk to locate Agent Rudolf Reindeer, only to fly into the sky seven days later. Fearing the lives of children, the H.S.C.A compromised at the hands of a suspected terrorist effort, Third Xmas Echelon has activated operative San Ta to locate the missing agents and destroy as many children’s lives as possible, to do this he plants chemicals into his presents every year until and overdose is taken, thus causing a child to internally combust.
Many threatening letters have been sent to San Ta, these have created San Ta into a pie eatin', beer guzzlin' crazy old man. Below is an example of the content of these letters
Dear Mr I'm too busy eating mince pies to write to my fans
You big fat red mother f*cker!
I've been sending you letters for six months now
Why haven't you been writing back
You fat lazy cow
I hope you choke whilst drinking your egg nog
You silly fat ugly lazy pig dog
Sitting on your fat as5 talking to rudolph and blizten
I hope rudolphs antlers, rip off your tiny pen1s
I hope you fall off that sleigh and land in yellow snow
You come down my chimney, I'll tell you where to go
When you get to the bottom, don't be expecting mince pies
You'll be seeing my fists, right between your f*cking eyes
How you gonna fly when your sleigh is smashed to bits
You and your stupid reindeer
Ya bunch of pr1cks
( James - age 5 )
You are San Ta. You must leave no trace on the advent or Christmas calendar. Remember: Although killing may compromise secrecy, the choice between leaving a present or a corpse is no choice at all. You are a Santa Cell. You will use many methods to create havoc without a trace; you will destroy in silence, using trademark weapons such as San Ta’s sticky cum, you will complete the mission and ruin Christmas once again, ho ho ho HO HO HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!
You are San Ta, you are a Santa Cell.
SAM41
In response to the decreasing amount of elves in the warehouse, only serving 23 hours a day 364 day of the year. Huge supermarkets and shopping centres conceal potential threats to I.S.A (International Santa Association) of the Unites States, The H.S.C.A (Huge Shopping Centre Association) has ushered forth a new dawn of present gathering techniques. This top-secret initiative is dubbed the Third Xmas Echelon.
Denied to exist by the G (Greenland)
The I.S.A contacted H.S.C.A officials regarding the loss of contact with Agent Rudolf Reindeer, an I.S.A operative monitoring widespread wholesale prices created by the H.S.C.A plaguing the I.S.A.
A second operative, Agent Blitzen, was inserted into the Greenland capital Nuuk to locate Agent Rudolf Reindeer, only to fly into the sky seven days later. Fearing the lives of children, the H.S.C.A compromised at the hands of a suspected terrorist effort, Third Xmas Echelon has activated operative San Ta to locate the missing agents and destroy as many children’s lives as possible, to do this he plants chemicals into his presents every year until and overdose is taken, thus causing a child to internally combust.
Many threatening letters have been sent to San Ta, these have created San Ta into a pie eatin', beer guzzlin' crazy old man. Below is an example of the content of these letters
Dear Mr I'm too busy eating mince pies to write to my fans
You big fat red mother f*cker!
I've been sending you letters for six months now
Why haven't you been writing back
You fat lazy cow
I hope you choke whilst drinking your egg nog
You silly fat ugly lazy pig dog
Sitting on your fat as5 talking to rudolph and blizten
I hope rudolphs antlers, rip off your tiny pen1s
I hope you fall off that sleigh and land in yellow snow
You come down my chimney, I'll tell you where to go
When you get to the bottom, don't be expecting mince pies
You'll be seeing my fists, right between your f*cking eyes
How you gonna fly when your sleigh is smashed to bits
You and your stupid reindeer
Ya bunch of pr1cks
( James - age 5 )
You are San Ta. You must leave no trace on the advent or Christmas calendar. Remember: Although killing may compromise secrecy, the choice between leaving a present or a corpse is no choice at all. You are a Santa Cell. You will use many methods to create havoc without a trace; you will destroy in silence, using trademark weapons such as San Ta’s sticky cum, you will complete the mission and ruin Christmas once again, ho ho ho HO HO HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!
You are San Ta, you are a Santa Cell.
SAM41
I can tell you one thing, Special Reserve aren't gonna be impressed with all the swearing.
Here's some feedback
DON'T POST IN EVERY BLOODY FORUM
If people don't want to read it, then you posting it over and over again in every forum is not going to change their minds.
DON'T POST IN EVERY BLOODY FORUM
If people don't want to read it, then you posting it over and over again in every forum is not going to change their minds.
It is Christmas 2002.
In response to the decreasing amount of elves in the warehouse, only serving 23 hours a day 364 day of the year. Huge supermarkets and shopping centres conceal potential threats to I.S.A (International Santa Association) of the Unites States, The H.S.C.A (Huge Shopping Centre Association) has ushered forth a new dawn of present gathering techniques. This top-secret initiative is dubbed the Third Xmas Echelon.
Denied to exist by the G (Greenland)
The I.S.A contacted H.S.C.A officials regarding the loss of contact with Agent Rudolf Reindeer, an I.S.A operative monitoring widespread wholesale prices created by the H.S.C.A plaguing the I.S.A.
A second operative, Agent Blitzen, was inserted into the Greenland capital Nuuk to locate Agent Rudolf Reindeer, only to fly into the sky seven days later. Fearing the lives of children, the H.S.C.A compromised at the hands of a suspected terrorist effort, Third Xmas Echelon has activated operative San Ta to locate the missing agents and destroy as many children’s lives as possible, to do this he plants chemicals into his presents every year until and overdose is taken, thus causing a child to internally combust.
Many threatening letters have been sent to San Ta, these have created San Ta into a pie eatin', beer guzzlin' crazy old man. Below is an example of the content of these letters
Dear Mr I'm too busy eating mince pies to write to my fans
You big fat red mother f*cker!
I've been sending you letters for six months now
Why haven't you been writing back
You fat lazy cow
I hope you choke whilst drinking your egg nog
You silly fat ugly lazy pig dog
Sitting on your fat as5 talking to rudolph and blizten
I hope rudolphs antlers, rip off your tiny pen1s
I hope you fall off that sleigh and land in yellow snow
You come down my chimney, I'll tell you where to go
When you get to the bottom, don't be expecting mince pies
You'll be seeing my fists, right between your f*cking eyes
How you gonna fly when your sleigh is smashed to bits
You and your stupid reindeer
Ya bunch of pr1cks
( James - age 5 )
You are San Ta. You must leave no trace on the advent or Christmas calendar. Remember: Although killing may compromise secrecy, the choice between leaving a present or a corpse is no choice at all. You are a Santa Cell. You will use many methods to create havoc without a trace; you will destroy in silence, using trademark weapons such as San Ta’s sticky cum, you will complete the mission and ruin Christmas once again, ho ho ho HO HO HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!
You are San Ta, you are a Santa Cell.
SAM41
In response to the decreasing amount of elves in the warehouse, only serving 23 hours a day 364 day of the year. Huge supermarkets and shopping centres conceal potential threats to I.S.A (International Santa Association) of the Unites States, The H.S.C.A (Huge Shopping Centre Association) has ushered forth a new dawn of present gathering techniques. This top-secret initiative is dubbed the Third Xmas Echelon.
Denied to exist by the G (Greenland)
The I.S.A contacted H.S.C.A officials regarding the loss of contact with Agent Rudolf Reindeer, an I.S.A operative monitoring widespread wholesale prices created by the H.S.C.A plaguing the I.S.A.
A second operative, Agent Blitzen, was inserted into the Greenland capital Nuuk to locate Agent Rudolf Reindeer, only to fly into the sky seven days later. Fearing the lives of children, the H.S.C.A compromised at the hands of a suspected terrorist effort, Third Xmas Echelon has activated operative San Ta to locate the missing agents and destroy as many children’s lives as possible, to do this he plants chemicals into his presents every year until and overdose is taken, thus causing a child to internally combust.
Many threatening letters have been sent to San Ta, these have created San Ta into a pie eatin', beer guzzlin' crazy old man. Below is an example of the content of these letters
Dear Mr I'm too busy eating mince pies to write to my fans
You big fat red mother f*cker!
I've been sending you letters for six months now
Why haven't you been writing back
You fat lazy cow
I hope you choke whilst drinking your egg nog
You silly fat ugly lazy pig dog
Sitting on your fat as5 talking to rudolph and blizten
I hope rudolphs antlers, rip off your tiny pen1s
I hope you fall off that sleigh and land in yellow snow
You come down my chimney, I'll tell you where to go
When you get to the bottom, don't be expecting mince pies
You'll be seeing my fists, right between your f*cking eyes
How you gonna fly when your sleigh is smashed to bits
You and your stupid reindeer
Ya bunch of pr1cks
( James - age 5 )
You are San Ta. You must leave no trace on the advent or Christmas calendar. Remember: Although killing may compromise secrecy, the choice between leaving a present or a corpse is no choice at all. You are a Santa Cell. You will use many methods to create havoc without a trace; you will destroy in silence, using trademark weapons such as San Ta’s sticky cum, you will complete the mission and ruin Christmas once again, ho ho ho HO HO HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!
You are San Ta, you are a Santa Cell.
SAM41