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Camp Nintendo, for those who don't know, is a unique opportunity to become your favourite Nintendo Superstars for, well, ever. Today we see Gerrid; Maverick and the return of Cyclone- who was a little miffed at becoming King DeDeDe instead of Kirby. Anywhoo, ALL three are on the very same coach, and are heading, as we speak, towards Camp Nintendo. Over to them now.
Gerrid: Yes, hi. Am I on one of THE worst coaches ever. I don't understand why I couldn't have taken the Wenchmobile, but the less we hear about that the better. I have chosen to become Slippy, the green frog/toad/thing from the Starfox team. Umm…. Over to Maverick.
Mav: Hi! *Waves furiously*
Gerrid: I will kill you. Yes, you and your dodgy furious waving. Oh yes.
Mav: Oh, sorry. Anyway, I've chosen the famous Fox McCloud, and cannot wait to fly my own Arwing.
Nick: Give me that! Hi, again, it's Cyclone on this crappy bus, again, except I'm not accompanied by an Afro-wielding Scotsman, which I am thankful for. Anyway, umm, let's try and do something different to the camera this time. So far, we've turned it off, taken the batteries out and Mark even threw it out the window!
Gerrid: aha, I have it! I'll get the chelumbas! *pootles* Ah, here they come now!
The chelumbas take the camera away, off into the abyss suddenly appearing on the floor of the bus.
Gerrid: Wahey!
Mav: Yes, very well done Gerrid. You deserve a biscuit.
Gerrid: I. Will. Kill you.
Mav: Sorry!
Nick: We've arrived, well, for the second time anyway… *nervous cough*
Bus driver: Thatch'll be two poundsch fifty pleasch.
Gerrid: Here, have a tenner- and get some false teeth for Christ sake!
Bus Driver: Yesch Sir!
Gerrid: You should die. Yes, you and Mav.
Bus Driver: Schlorry!
Gerrid: just……shut-up.
They wandered over to the reception area. The receptionist previously seen (and reportedly beared a resemblance to princess peach) had been replaced by a bloke, who in a certain light looked like Shigeru Miyamoto.
Bloke: Alright lads, welcome to Camp Nintendo.
Gerrid: yes, hi. I'm Gerrid, this is the soon to be dead Maverick and this is Nick, who is slightly mental.
Nick: yes, and this is Brian.
*Everyone stares at the blank space that Nick is pointing to*
Gerrid: yes, this is Brian. *whispers* He's not quite right. WS will give him some pins later.
Bloke: yeah, I'd get his head checked out. Anyway, here are your three…
Nick: Four!
Bloke: Yes, fine, four passes to the Starfox dorm. It's over there, through those doors.
Nick: yes, come on Brian, let's go!
Gerrid: *sigh*
They wandered over to the Dorm, pushed open the doors and entered the bright white light. Unfortunately, Nick walked into the Street lamp next to the door, and was knocked unconscious.
Gerrid: heh, I bet he hurt his Brian! Brian? Argh! It's contagious!
Mav: Yip yip yip, let's go!
Gerrid: Someone kill him, please, kill him.
Mav ran ahead first, followed by Gerrid dragging Nick along the ground.
Mav: This is Fox, Slippy, do you cover? Wow, this is sooooooo cool!
Gerrid: yes, this is me, though you should call me Gerrid, or you will be killed.
Nick: *Bearing consciousness* Wh….where am I?
Gerrid: Look at your clothes, feel the big beak where your mouth was, gaze at the stars in front of you, notice what kind of aircraft you are in and then take a wild guess.
Nick: Cool, I'm Falco!
Gerrid: yes, well done. Anyway, we should really….
Voice: This is Nob64, I mean, Maddmun. Do you copy?
Gerrid: Hah, Nob64.
Mav: Yes, this is Fox *Looks smug*
Maddmun: yes, hi, well, you're approaching a planet known as Fnarg.
Gerrid: No, you Muppet, it's Venom.
Maddmun: oopsie-daisies!
Gerrid: You should also die. A very painful death, indeed.
Maddmun: Hee hee. Yes, well, I'd like to wish you good luck. First I suggest you refuel in the BigMav.
Mav: This is so totally cool!
Gerrid: Die, die, die, die, die!
They flew into the BigMav, though Nick managed to take off a wing in the process.
Gerrid: Muppet. Absolute Muppet. Where's Ws and those Pins when you need them?
They hopped out of the Arwing's, when a thought crossed Gerrid's mind. There's been the eternal argument over whether Slippy's female or male. He decided to end the argument forever.
Gerrid: *Feels between legs* Yes, I can now announce that Slippy is neither.
Nick: Cool, same as Brian!
Gerrid: Shut-up. Now, since I'm the tech-genius, you go upstairs, while I refuel the Arwing's, and we'll head off afterwards.
Nick, Mav: Yeah, Ok.
They walked upstairs and left Gerrid to refuel the Arwing's, and repair Cyclone's broken wing.
Gerrid: right, ready to go.
Mav: Yay! I'm going to get to fire lasers!
Gerrid: AR34's are better. Oh, wrong place. Well, erm, let's go, I suppose.
Nick: here Brian, have a biscuit.
Gerrid: Please, someone Kill him.
They powered up their Arwing's and flew off down to Venom. As they were approaching, Maverick's warning system kicked into action.
"WARNING, WARNING! FUEL LEVEL EMPTY. IMMEDIATE LANDING SUGGESTED."
Mav: Gerrid, I thought you refueled the Arwing's?
Gerrid: Yes, well, I obviously forgot yours then… *snigger*
Mav: You really were going to kill me, but luckily for me, I carried a spare tank of Plasma fuel.
Gerrid: which I anticipated, so I emptied it out!
Mav: Fiend, I'll never forget this….
His voice trailed off, as he crashed on Venom's surface.
Gerrid: Told you I'll kill you!
Nick: yes, nice one. Wasn't that good Brian?
Gerrid: I'll kill you next, there's only one of you.
Nick: Two!
Gerrid: Whatever. Right, hostile craft approaching from the left.
*sinister music plays. Well, it would if Maddum got the right music, but he accidentally stuck in his S Club Juniors CD*
Gerrid: Can't you do anything right? Sheesh. Right, who are you, and why are you attacking us?
Mav: It is me, starwolf. Wow, I get to be two different people, in the same episode!
Gerrid: You should be dead! Still, if it means I get to kill you again, I'll gladly let you come back.
Mav: Gerrid, you betrayed me. Now you must die!
Gerrid: Not on your shortly decreasing life!
A fierce battle followed.
Mav: Wow, this is a fierce battle! Still, I am star fox, er wolf, er, Folf, and I will get Gerrid!
Nick: Come on Brian, double-team attack.
Now, normally, double-team attacks are very effective and powerful, but since Brian was just a part of Cyclone's imagination, the attack was, well, crap.
Nick: Brian, you were rubbish!
Gerrid: Brian isn't real Nick. Face it. Heh, I've got you now Maverick!
Mav: Argh, bogey on my tail! No, really. The thing's been stuck up my nose for days, and I finally got it out!
Gerrid: *fires* Die!
The lasers hit Mav's wing, and as he slowly plummets to the surface of Venom (again) he says his last words.
Mav: these are my last words, so I'll be brief…
Gerrid: heh, took too long saying it! Right, well, we're baggered.
Nick: Why?
Gerrid: well, you see, this is where we fly through the monkey temple, but I don't see any monkey temple's, do you?
Nick: yes, over there! *points*
Gerrid: That's a bowling alley, but it'll do. Well, follow me!
They dived into the bowling alley. Gerrid masterfully dodged everyone inside, and blasted his way through the wall, while Nick killed five people with his wing.
Gerrid: Now, we really are stuck.
Nick: How come?
Gerrid: well, this is where Fox takes over, but I already killed him *Laughs* so we'll have to go back.
Nick: Brian can help us!
Gerrid: Brian doesn't exist Nick…
Brian: oh yes I do!
Gerrid: Argh!
Brian: I've been here the whole time, I'm just, er, quiet. Well, I had better go fight Antross.
Gerrid: Hang on, did you just say Antross?
Brian: yes, why?
Gerrid: But, it's Andross.
Brian: Not here, it's Ant.
Gerrid: Ohh… well, good luck Brian, I'm going back!
Brian flew down the crater, and soon reached Ant.
Ant: Ha ha ha! I am Antross, and this is my colony!
Brian: Yes, big colony, erm, well, this is where I kill you, so, erm, die, I suppose.
Ant: Nah, I'm alright thanks.
And with that, Ant fired a massive laser beam from his antennae, killing Brian in one hit.
Nick: BRIAN! NOOO!
Gerrid: it was for the best Cyclone, though, he was kinda nice.
Nick: yes, and you doubted him the whole time!
Mav: I'm baaack!
Gerrid: Just go away. Really, go away.
He kicked Mav in the, erm, 'lower region', and walked off.
Mav: Oww, now that really did hurt.
And that was it. Ant opened up a casino within his colony, Nick paid his respects to Brian and stayed with the StarMav team, now named something entirely different, while Gerrid also stayed with the team, and created a whole new kind of transport.
Gerrid: it's called an Arwenchmobile!
Thanks for reading.
Microchips
Next episode: Time_warp and I venture around with the Golden Sun team in the last ever Camp Nintendo!
Gerrid: Yes, hi. Am I on one of THE worst coaches ever. I don't understand why I couldn't have taken the Wenchmobile, but the less we hear about that the better. I have chosen to become Slippy, the green frog/toad/thing from the Starfox team. Umm…. Over to Maverick.
Mav: Hi! *Waves furiously*
Gerrid: I will kill you. Yes, you and your dodgy furious waving. Oh yes.
Mav: Oh, sorry. Anyway, I've chosen the famous Fox McCloud, and cannot wait to fly my own Arwing.
Nick: Give me that! Hi, again, it's Cyclone on this crappy bus, again, except I'm not accompanied by an Afro-wielding Scotsman, which I am thankful for. Anyway, umm, let's try and do something different to the camera this time. So far, we've turned it off, taken the batteries out and Mark even threw it out the window!
Gerrid: aha, I have it! I'll get the chelumbas! *pootles* Ah, here they come now!
The chelumbas take the camera away, off into the abyss suddenly appearing on the floor of the bus.
Gerrid: Wahey!
Mav: Yes, very well done Gerrid. You deserve a biscuit.
Gerrid: I. Will. Kill you.
Mav: Sorry!
Nick: We've arrived, well, for the second time anyway… *nervous cough*
Bus driver: Thatch'll be two poundsch fifty pleasch.
Gerrid: Here, have a tenner- and get some false teeth for Christ sake!
Bus Driver: Yesch Sir!
Gerrid: You should die. Yes, you and Mav.
Bus Driver: Schlorry!
Gerrid: just……shut-up.
They wandered over to the reception area. The receptionist previously seen (and reportedly beared a resemblance to princess peach) had been replaced by a bloke, who in a certain light looked like Shigeru Miyamoto.
Bloke: Alright lads, welcome to Camp Nintendo.
Gerrid: yes, hi. I'm Gerrid, this is the soon to be dead Maverick and this is Nick, who is slightly mental.
Nick: yes, and this is Brian.
*Everyone stares at the blank space that Nick is pointing to*
Gerrid: yes, this is Brian. *whispers* He's not quite right. WS will give him some pins later.
Bloke: yeah, I'd get his head checked out. Anyway, here are your three…
Nick: Four!
Bloke: Yes, fine, four passes to the Starfox dorm. It's over there, through those doors.
Nick: yes, come on Brian, let's go!
Gerrid: *sigh*
They wandered over to the Dorm, pushed open the doors and entered the bright white light. Unfortunately, Nick walked into the Street lamp next to the door, and was knocked unconscious.
Gerrid: heh, I bet he hurt his Brian! Brian? Argh! It's contagious!
Mav: Yip yip yip, let's go!
Gerrid: Someone kill him, please, kill him.
Mav ran ahead first, followed by Gerrid dragging Nick along the ground.
Mav: This is Fox, Slippy, do you cover? Wow, this is sooooooo cool!
Gerrid: yes, this is me, though you should call me Gerrid, or you will be killed.
Nick: *Bearing consciousness* Wh….where am I?
Gerrid: Look at your clothes, feel the big beak where your mouth was, gaze at the stars in front of you, notice what kind of aircraft you are in and then take a wild guess.
Nick: Cool, I'm Falco!
Gerrid: yes, well done. Anyway, we should really….
Voice: This is Nob64, I mean, Maddmun. Do you copy?
Gerrid: Hah, Nob64.
Mav: Yes, this is Fox *Looks smug*
Maddmun: yes, hi, well, you're approaching a planet known as Fnarg.
Gerrid: No, you Muppet, it's Venom.
Maddmun: oopsie-daisies!
Gerrid: You should also die. A very painful death, indeed.
Maddmun: Hee hee. Yes, well, I'd like to wish you good luck. First I suggest you refuel in the BigMav.
Mav: This is so totally cool!
Gerrid: Die, die, die, die, die!
They flew into the BigMav, though Nick managed to take off a wing in the process.
Gerrid: Muppet. Absolute Muppet. Where's Ws and those Pins when you need them?
They hopped out of the Arwing's, when a thought crossed Gerrid's mind. There's been the eternal argument over whether Slippy's female or male. He decided to end the argument forever.
Gerrid: *Feels between legs* Yes, I can now announce that Slippy is neither.
Nick: Cool, same as Brian!
Gerrid: Shut-up. Now, since I'm the tech-genius, you go upstairs, while I refuel the Arwing's, and we'll head off afterwards.
Nick, Mav: Yeah, Ok.
They walked upstairs and left Gerrid to refuel the Arwing's, and repair Cyclone's broken wing.
Gerrid: right, ready to go.
Mav: Yay! I'm going to get to fire lasers!
Gerrid: AR34's are better. Oh, wrong place. Well, erm, let's go, I suppose.
Nick: here Brian, have a biscuit.
Gerrid: Please, someone Kill him.
They powered up their Arwing's and flew off down to Venom. As they were approaching, Maverick's warning system kicked into action.
"WARNING, WARNING! FUEL LEVEL EMPTY. IMMEDIATE LANDING SUGGESTED."
Mav: Gerrid, I thought you refueled the Arwing's?
Gerrid: Yes, well, I obviously forgot yours then… *snigger*
Mav: You really were going to kill me, but luckily for me, I carried a spare tank of Plasma fuel.
Gerrid: which I anticipated, so I emptied it out!
Mav: Fiend, I'll never forget this….
His voice trailed off, as he crashed on Venom's surface.
Gerrid: Told you I'll kill you!
Nick: yes, nice one. Wasn't that good Brian?
Gerrid: I'll kill you next, there's only one of you.
Nick: Two!
Gerrid: Whatever. Right, hostile craft approaching from the left.
*sinister music plays. Well, it would if Maddum got the right music, but he accidentally stuck in his S Club Juniors CD*
Gerrid: Can't you do anything right? Sheesh. Right, who are you, and why are you attacking us?
Mav: It is me, starwolf. Wow, I get to be two different people, in the same episode!
Gerrid: You should be dead! Still, if it means I get to kill you again, I'll gladly let you come back.
Mav: Gerrid, you betrayed me. Now you must die!
Gerrid: Not on your shortly decreasing life!
A fierce battle followed.
Mav: Wow, this is a fierce battle! Still, I am star fox, er wolf, er, Folf, and I will get Gerrid!
Nick: Come on Brian, double-team attack.
Now, normally, double-team attacks are very effective and powerful, but since Brian was just a part of Cyclone's imagination, the attack was, well, crap.
Nick: Brian, you were rubbish!
Gerrid: Brian isn't real Nick. Face it. Heh, I've got you now Maverick!
Mav: Argh, bogey on my tail! No, really. The thing's been stuck up my nose for days, and I finally got it out!
Gerrid: *fires* Die!
The lasers hit Mav's wing, and as he slowly plummets to the surface of Venom (again) he says his last words.
Mav: these are my last words, so I'll be brief…
Gerrid: heh, took too long saying it! Right, well, we're baggered.
Nick: Why?
Gerrid: well, you see, this is where we fly through the monkey temple, but I don't see any monkey temple's, do you?
Nick: yes, over there! *points*
Gerrid: That's a bowling alley, but it'll do. Well, follow me!
They dived into the bowling alley. Gerrid masterfully dodged everyone inside, and blasted his way through the wall, while Nick killed five people with his wing.
Gerrid: Now, we really are stuck.
Nick: How come?
Gerrid: well, this is where Fox takes over, but I already killed him *Laughs* so we'll have to go back.
Nick: Brian can help us!
Gerrid: Brian doesn't exist Nick…
Brian: oh yes I do!
Gerrid: Argh!
Brian: I've been here the whole time, I'm just, er, quiet. Well, I had better go fight Antross.
Gerrid: Hang on, did you just say Antross?
Brian: yes, why?
Gerrid: But, it's Andross.
Brian: Not here, it's Ant.
Gerrid: Ohh… well, good luck Brian, I'm going back!
Brian flew down the crater, and soon reached Ant.
Ant: Ha ha ha! I am Antross, and this is my colony!
Brian: Yes, big colony, erm, well, this is where I kill you, so, erm, die, I suppose.
Ant: Nah, I'm alright thanks.
And with that, Ant fired a massive laser beam from his antennae, killing Brian in one hit.
Nick: BRIAN! NOOO!
Gerrid: it was for the best Cyclone, though, he was kinda nice.
Nick: yes, and you doubted him the whole time!
Mav: I'm baaack!
Gerrid: Just go away. Really, go away.
He kicked Mav in the, erm, 'lower region', and walked off.
Mav: Oww, now that really did hurt.
And that was it. Ant opened up a casino within his colony, Nick paid his respects to Brian and stayed with the StarMav team, now named something entirely different, while Gerrid also stayed with the team, and created a whole new kind of transport.
Gerrid: it's called an Arwenchmobile!
Thanks for reading.
Microchips
Next episode: Time_warp and I venture around with the Golden Sun team in the last ever Camp Nintendo!
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Lol - great stuff Microchips! Yip! Yip! Yip!
[Edges away from gerrid]
[Edges away from gerrid]
gerrid wrote:
> Crazy, crazy man
> Ridiculous.
*Pays Whitestripes to stick pins down gerrid*
> Crazy, crazy man
> Ridiculous.
*Pays Whitestripes to stick pins down gerrid*
I won't Microchips :-D
gerrid wrote:
> Micro?
> Who is this micro of who you speak?
> Crazy, crazy man
> Ridiculous.
Gerry, sssh.
What? It's contagious!
> Micro?
> Who is this micro of who you speak?
> Crazy, crazy man
> Ridiculous.
Gerry, sssh.
What? It's contagious!
Heh, thanks Foreman. You'd better not miss the last EVEr episode coming sometime this week (Hopefully).
:D
:D
Micro?
Who is this micro of who you speak?
Crazy, crazy man
Ridiculous.
Who is this micro of who you speak?
Crazy, crazy man
Ridiculous.
Great post Micro :-D
I fear gerrid is correct, for Cyclone weilds not the sanity given wenchmobile. nor a three wheeled monkus.
his friend brian is no match for even the most flambarted pins.
his friend brian is no match for even the most flambarted pins.
auf deutsch wrote:
> Lol, great post Micro
>
> Now I think it's time for Camp Nintendo- Aufie ;)
Shouldn't that be, Concentration Camp Nintendo? ;)
> Lol, great post Micro
>
> Now I think it's time for Camp Nintendo- Aufie ;)
Shouldn't that be, Concentration Camp Nintendo? ;)
*pootles also*
Cyclone is a crazy man
Cyclone is a crazy man
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