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I stumbled upon Babel Fish again, and after remembering what fun it was to convert things to other languages and back, I ran WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK through the translator. From English to Spanish to English to German to French to German to English. I ended up with the following:
A play around a free odd habit of the danger pits cause much for us to be united of of us know that wrong their, because they know, what can arrive.... IF IT ATTACKS OF THE CONSOLES! The Billy Skank can live the island Scaggy closely, but it is not one innate one not OH -, but it is it it other gamer, which is to be seen unfortunate, what can arrive.... IF THE EUROPEAN ADVICE ATTACKS BY THE CONSOLES! A Schnarchventil, which has the perspective Gamecube for Nintendo lively, is fulfilled to it much with passion, if only he could produce. It has it known had united in the exhibition in a memory in Cambridge and still went to a task it seeing and known one day, which their would be. It registered the camp and mountain distance in the screen of a demonstration and played it the admirable sun of Mario. Billy, although seemed amazing. IF IT ATTACKS OF THE CONSOLES! HauptSkank could not take its eyes of the screen, while he is concerned at him, would like to reach so closely, how it is possible on the screen, he it saw watching out not the exhibition of the gone progress Gameboy and right in at them! They are around the feet of a young Billy please, and it is also pleases, somewhat pastando its wrist in the rough carpet! The Billy Skank gives it believed without any doubt, which maintains eight CSi IT at the fear forward.... ATTACKS, CONSOLES!
Here's the original:
Many of us believe gaming to be a risk free hobby, well some of us know that to be untrue, for they know what can happen....
WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!!!
Billy Skank may live close to the Scaggy Isle, but he's not one of the inbred ones, oh no, but he is another unfortunate gamer to have seen what can happen....
WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!!!
An avid Nintendo fan he was very excited by the prospect of the Gamecube, if only he could afford one. He knew they had some on display in a shop in Cambridge, and went on a mission to see it once more, knowing one day it would be his.
He went into the store, and saw it on the demo screen, playing Super Mario Sunshine. Billy though it looked amazing.
WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!!!
Master Skank could not take his eyes from the screen as he approached it, wanting to get as close as possible. Looking up at the screen he didn't see the display of Gameboy Advance's, and walked right into them! They collapsed around young Billy's feet, and he too fell, slightly grazing his wrist on the rough carpet!
Billy Skank will certainly be more careful now he has felt the fear of....
WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!!!
ORIGINAL MESSAGE:
YOu are a cheesy smelly lamppost-like figure
Finished result
You are of cheese smelly lamppost-have has figure
Or something like that
I stumbled upon Babel Fish again, and after remembering what fun it was to convert things to other languages and back, I ran WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK through the translator. From English to Spanish to English to German to French to German to English. I ended up with the following:
A play around a free odd habit of the danger pits cause much for us to be united of of us know that wrong their, because they know, what can arrive.... IF IT ATTACKS OF THE CONSOLES! The Billy Skank can live the island Scaggy closely, but it is not one innate one not OH -, but it is it it other gamer, which is to be seen unfortunate, what can arrive.... IF THE EUROPEAN ADVICE ATTACKS BY THE CONSOLES! A Schnarchventil, which has the perspective Gamecube for Nintendo lively, is fulfilled to it much with passion, if only he could produce. It has it known had united in the exhibition in a memory in Cambridge and still went to a task it seeing and known one day, which their would be. It registered the camp and mountain distance in the screen of a demonstration and played it the admirable sun of Mario. Billy, although seemed amazing. IF IT ATTACKS OF THE CONSOLES! HauptSkank could not take its eyes of the screen, while he is concerned at him, would like to reach so closely, how it is possible on the screen, he it saw watching out not the exhibition of the gone progress Gameboy and right in at them! They are around the feet of a young Billy please, and it is also pleases, somewhat pastando its wrist in the rough carpet! The Billy Skank gives it believed without any doubt, which maintains eight CSi IT at the fear forward.... ATTACKS, CONSOLES!
Here's the original:
Many of us believe gaming to be a risk free hobby, well some of us know that to be untrue, for they know what can happen....
WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!!!
Billy Skank may live close to the Scaggy Isle, but he's not one of the inbred ones, oh no, but he is another unfortunate gamer to have seen what can happen....
WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!!!
An avid Nintendo fan he was very excited by the prospect of the Gamecube, if only he could afford one. He knew they had some on display in a shop in Cambridge, and went on a mission to see it once more, knowing one day it would be his.
He went into the store, and saw it on the demo screen, playing Super Mario Sunshine. Billy though it looked amazing.
WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!!!
Master Skank could not take his eyes from the screen as he approached it, wanting to get as close as possible. Looking up at the screen he didn't see the display of Gameboy Advance's, and walked right into them! They collapsed around young Billy's feet, and he too fell, slightly grazing his wrist on the rough carpet!
Billy Skank will certainly be more careful now he has felt the fear of....
WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!!!